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"cockles" poems
I ain’t got no intimate, ain’t got no stiletto heels Ain’t got no Lsd, ain’t got no smack Ain’t got no partners, ain’t got no drill Ain’t got no slapstick, ain’t got no hanky—panky Ain’t got no Lsd, no slot to mount Ain’t got no castrato, ain’t got no crumpet Ain’t got no conjoined twins, ain’t got no nuns or eunuchs Ain’t got no whipcord, ain’t got no adoration Ain’t got no ******** ain’t got no stimulant Ain’t got no ****** Ain’t got no oscillation, no shags No uniform, no parts No smack, no drill No partners, no peccadillo Ain’t got no stimulant Ain’t got no whipcord, no propagators No titbits, no intimate I jabbered, I ain’t got no uniform, no hanky—panky No peccadillo, ain’t copulated till one is blue in the face to have a funny feeling And I ain’t got no ****** Oh, but what have I copulated, oh, what have I copulated Let me tell what I copulated and nobody’s going to enlarge telescopic I got my ***** on my face My extra—sensory perceptions, my knobs My ****** peckers and my ******** I got my stuck—out tongue I got my tentacle, my proboscis My ***** my ******* My thingummies, my cockles of the heart and my posterior I got my *********** I got my thingummies, my talons My ball and socket joints, my forelegs My hooves, my pincers and my snorker Got my crest I got ***** I’ve inseminated cheerleaders I’ve got bottomgremlins and hacksawhoodoo And Mephistophelian juggernauts too like you I got my ***** my pistil My ESP, my knobs My vaginas, my peckers and my ******** I got my stuck-out tongue I got my tentacle, my proboscis My ***** and my ******* My ***** my ***** and my posterior I inseminated my ****** sorbet I got my thingummies, my talons My ball and socket joints, my forelegs My hooves, my pincers and my snorker Got my crest I got my ***** I got my slipperiness, my ***** I got *****
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Mar 23, 2010
Mar 23, 2010 at 4:29 PM UTC
Ain't Got No – I Got *****
I ain’t got no intimate, ain’t got no stiletto heels Ain’t got no Lsd, ain’t got no smack Ain’t got no partners, ain’t got no drill Ain’t got no slapstick, ain’t got no hanky—panky Ain’t got no Lsd, no slot to mount Ain’t got no castrato, ain’t got no crumpet Ain’t got no conjoined twins, ain’t got no nuns or eunuchs Ain’t got no whipcord, ain’t got no adoration Ain’t got no ******** ain’t got no stimulant Ain’t got no ****** Ain’t got no oscillation, no shags No uniform, no parts No smack, no drill No partners, no peccadillo Ain’t got no stimulant Ain’t got no whipcord, no propagators No titbits, no intimate I jabbered, I ain’t got no uniform, no hanky—panky No peccadillo, ain’t copulated till one is blue in the face to have a funny feeling And I ain’t got no ****** Oh, but what have I copulated, oh, what have I copulated Let me tell what I copulated and nobody’s going to enlarge telescopic I got my ***** on my face My extra—sensory perceptions, my knobs My ****** peckers and my ******** I got my stuck—out tongue I got my tentacle, my proboscis My ***** my ******* My thingummies, my cockles of the heart and my posterior I got my *********** I got my thingummies, my talons My ball and socket joints, my forelegs My hooves, my pincers and my snorker Got my crest I got ***** I’ve inseminated cheerleaders I’ve got bottomgremlins and hacksawhoodoo And Mephistophelian juggernauts too like you I got my ***** my pistil My ESP, my knobs My vaginas, my peckers and my ******** I got my stuck-out tongue I got my tentacle, my proboscis My ***** and my ******* My ***** my ***** and my posterior I inseminated my ****** sorbet I got my thingummies, my talons My ball and socket joints, my forelegs My hooves, my pincers and my snorker Got my crest I got my ***** I got my slipperiness, my ***** I got *****
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Through water and sand, stands you. Spring breaking at you feet Your breath flicking the pages of a street paper A black crown of nightingales at your head Entwined in leaves and wheat trickling down stones in dew-morning light and thrones in brambles of blackberry pie Rooted to firewood and sheer bliss of kissed moonlight Where herons christen Stars before black velvet blanket Bridled by Rosemary and time, caught with Mary in a dark corner Slumped behind priest less ivy, we permeate the air and through blue blooded command and gnashing of teeth, slants me Outside the ramshackle cwtch I the hangmedown barks of woods, kneels you. And stopped around cockles and foundling sparrows, sings the epitaph of a fallen barbarian. Still through desert and carcass, lies you. JWS
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Apr 16, 2015
Apr 16, 2015 at 7:29 AM UTC
Black Crown
For any time the urge to wring an autumn gourd, this one's the thing Smashing pumpkins, not so nice but Butternut Squash, an honest vice Long and beige, hard and smooth you'd never guess it's power to sooth that underneath the toughest skin is meat like pumpkin, seeds within A steamy bisque for autumn's chill, peel and chop them as you will Dump them into four cups broth* add apple, pear, or applesauce a cup or two will do just fine and while you stand there, have some wine! sautee onions, a cup and a half dump them in and cry or laugh and now to add your seasoning stuff cumin, curry, nutmeg, Fluff hold the Fluff, that ain't the truth best to pull that old sweet tooth Bisque is savory, better than sweet warms the cockles, heart to feet save your sweets for pumpkin pie the after-apple of your eye Back to seasonings, see above a quarter teaspoon, more with love I add pepper and take a gander some folks call for coriander heat the whole thing to a boil for me, my crock pot's always loyal crock at high, about four hours or low for six, and bring some flowers! And now I'll play a little game change my words to mean the same if cook is butter and ****** is squash then butter dat ****** and ****** dat gnosh when you're hungry, under the wudder ain't nuttin' better 'en butternut chudder add some cream and squash your mash mash your squash and whip your pash I used a blender to make it creamy cooked it down, so thick and steamy add some butter, parsley's fine butternut bisque with bread and wine! Ahhhh!!!!! *chicken broth
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Nov 4, 2013
Nov 4, 2013 at 6:51 PM UTC
Steaming Butternut Squash Soup or Bisque
For any time the urge to wring an autumn gourd, this one's the thing Smashing pumpkins, not so nice but Butternut Squash, an honest vice Long and beige, hard and smooth you'd never guess it's power to sooth that underneath the toughest skin is meat like pumpkin, seeds within A steamy bisque for autumn's chill, peel and chop them as you will Dump them into four cups broth* add apple, pear, or applesauce a cup or two will do just fine and while you stand there, have some wine! sautee onions, a cup and a half dump them in and cry or laugh and now to add your seasoning stuff cumin, curry, nutmeg, Fluff hold the Fluff, that ain't the truth best to pull that old sweet tooth Bisque is savory, better than sweet warms the cockles, heart to feet save your sweets for pumpkin pie the after-apple of your eye Back to seasonings, see above a quarter teaspoon, more with love I add pepper and take a gander some folks call for coriander heat the whole thing to a boil for me, my crock pot's always loyal crock at high, about four hours or low for six, and bring some flowers! And now I'll play a little game change my words to mean the same if cook is butter and ****** is squash then butter dat ****** and ****** dat gnosh when you're hungry, under the wudder ain't nuttin' better 'en butternut chudder add some cream and squash your mash mash your squash and whip your pash I used a blender to make it creamy cooked it down, so thick and steamy add some butter, parsley's fine butternut bisque with bread and wine! Ahhhh!!!!! *chicken broth
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Golden sand tickling your toes Pebbles gleaming, glistening, slushing When the tide comes back to shore. Sand dunes hiding wildlife, Multitudes of migratory birds, Safely returning every year to This beautiful, marshy paradise. Skies so orange, pink and red, An artists palette of natural art Greet you at sunrise and sunset. ***** kippers, cod and plaice Shrimps, cockles and whelks, Mushy, minty peas and chips, The show at the end of the pier. The lifeboats and their hardy crew Risking their lives to save others, When visitors run into trouble At the mercy of the cold North Sea. Crumbling coastlines, cliff walks And nature reserves full of the Scent of wild garlic and herbs, Norfolk lavender. Steam engines, Fishing boats, river boats, Paddling boats and cycles Take you on journeys Around the Broads or Past the famous Castles. Tigers and leopards peer Through the bars of their Zoo homes by the sea. Easterly winds that bite your Fingers as they whistle and Howl through the City. Guest houses closed for The winter as you stroll The lonely promenades Breathing in the air. Queen Bodicea, Normans, Vikings and Romans all Marched through this Historical landscape And yet we remain Stalwart and strong Proud of our heritage, Our roots, our birthplace There's only one place Better than Norfolk, And that's the Beautiful Ozarks.
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Oct 17, 2014
Oct 17, 2014 at 6:56 PM UTC
NORFOLK
~ Bala^ comments: "alignment - any which way one can if possible to make ****** and *********** simultaneously happen, without any best position plan" ~ *may all the gods bless you, Bala, for waking me at 4:33 with this poetic induction coaxed from my spinal fluid sanity with perfected clarity my own circadian rhythm masters internal, the most reliably unreliable human container technology teachers, semi-skilled in the entrainment arts for this impoverished body mine, deem it appropriate that early morn messages of propitious possibility be greeted immediately entrapped, awaken me at four AM with great glee, because these elusives^^  know exactly what stirs this being's cochlear cockles into birthing a poetic cookie ******** *********** your message meme provoking, inducing, be honest man - simply seducing, my within by your teasing words from without* "without any best position plan" *not to confuse the mere appearance of a routine as worthy of the entitlement of "plan," much as the poem's own vanity chooses it own alignment the relationship, the relativity - always the flexing flummoxing freaking insatiable pleasuring when your thrusting unplanned message ****** and bests my brain, releasing a fully formed, instantaneous parrying poem from an aroused, passing, unsanitized, second of sanity for no better *** than this... as per the unplan? this tissued life, this in and out of punching and counterpunching continuous, but rarely contiguous, for we are never aligned for more than a moment, the moment that almost always goes unnoticed, for the heart's ***** tissues, are mostly torn by how life uses us roughly so here is an aligned confession fecundity this poetry gig, my salve, to tenderize the daily redness, the irritation residual of having no plan however these fingerprints decided for you, to present, upon completion, this soft-spoken loud *********** a peaking, not a leaking, ** ** ** - a screaming hallelujah, i'm aligned! the man found albeit briefly a  beat, a plan and its verbal, herbal, best solution may all the gods bless you, Bala, for waking me at 4:33 with this poetic induction coaxed from my spinal fluid sanity with perfected clarity the man and his plan, for a mega-second his best, unplanned but got and given, in poetic planetary alignment positioned as are you and I - the thousands of miles of distance tween us as you read this collage collapse into a singular synapse of ****** and *********** hallelujah, we are aligned! ~ **disclaimer: anything you say to me, can and will be used for a poem** ~ 5:55am April 1, 2017
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Apr 3, 2017
Apr 3, 2017 at 4:16 PM UTC
hallelujah, I'm aligned, without any best position plan (for Bala)
~ Bala^ comments: "alignment - any which way one can if possible to make ****** and *********** simultaneously happen, without any best position plan" ~ *may all the gods bless you, Bala, for waking me at 4:33 with this poetic induction coaxed from my spinal fluid sanity with perfected clarity my own circadian rhythm masters internal, the most reliably unreliable human container technology teachers, semi-skilled in the entrainment arts for this impoverished body mine, deem it appropriate that early morn messages of propitious possibility be greeted immediately entrapped, awaken me at four AM with great glee, because these elusives^^  know exactly what stirs this being's cochlear cockles into birthing a poetic cookie ******** *********** your message meme provoking, inducing, be honest man - simply seducing, my within by your teasing words from without* "without any best position plan" *not to confuse the mere appearance of a routine as worthy of the entitlement of "plan," much as the poem's own vanity chooses it own alignment the relationship, the relativity - always the flexing flummoxing freaking insatiable pleasuring when your thrusting unplanned message ****** and bests my brain, releasing a fully formed, instantaneous parrying poem from an aroused, passing, unsanitized, second of sanity for no better *** than this... as per the unplan? this tissued life, this in and out of punching and counterpunching continuous, but rarely contiguous, for we are never aligned for more than a moment, the moment that almost always goes unnoticed, for the heart's ***** tissues, are mostly torn by how life uses us roughly so here is an aligned confession fecundity this poetry gig, my salve, to tenderize the daily redness, the irritation residual of having no plan however these fingerprints decided for you, to present, upon completion, this soft-spoken loud *********** a peaking, not a leaking, ** ** ** - a screaming hallelujah, i'm aligned! the man found albeit briefly a  beat, a plan and its verbal, herbal, best solution may all the gods bless you, Bala, for waking me at 4:33 with this poetic induction coaxed from my spinal fluid sanity with perfected clarity the man and his plan, for a mega-second his best, unplanned but got and given, in poetic planetary alignment positioned as are you and I - the thousands of miles of distance tween us as you read this collage collapse into a singular synapse of ****** and *********** hallelujah, we are aligned! ~ **disclaimer: anything you say to me, can and will be used for a poem** ~ 5:55am April 1, 2017
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Pacing the floor in the middle of this watching the kettle 'til steam starts to hiss A strange fascination we have with the bliss with nothing behind us but one heated kiss. Underneath an umbrella I stand in the rain and wait on the platform for the six o'clock train well you never quite hold me and I rarely complain and soaked with frustration I walk home again. We bid for each other in some Chinese auction and you got the ***** one mixed up concoction we checked out our prizes at a much closer range What were we thinking and can we exchange? And without any memories to dry up the tears we long for the fire and the comfort of years but it's just one more lesson, a good one we learned. the slow-cooker is better and we're less often burned. And then as I ponder you come in the door I smile at your tired eyes and looking for more I stir up the *** as you take off your Totes and you ask me to make you some Five-Minute Oats. "I made 'em already to warm up your cockles the seat of your heart and without the debacles I sensed that the cold rain would stir the desire so I whipped up a batch and rekindled the fire". And inspite of my rambling it seems rather clear that Five-Minute Oats can mean something more dear it's that person who waits in your kitchen above stirring Five Minute oats into passionate love. -Gina Morrone
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Oct 20, 2013
Oct 20, 2013 at 3:20 AM UTC
Five-Minute Oats
I Once Mr. Daddy Long-legs, Dressed in brown and gray, Walked about upon the sands Upon a sumer's day; And there among the pebbles, When the wind was rather cold, He met with Mr. Floppy Fly, All dressed in blue and gold. And as it was too soon to dine, They drank some Periwinkle-wine, And played an hour or two, or more, At battlecock and shuttledore. II Said Mr. Daddy Long-legs To Mr. Floppy Fly, 'Why do you never come to court? I wish you'd tell me why. All gold and shine, in dress so fine, You'd quite delight the court. Why do you never go at all? I really think you ought! And if you went, you'd see such sights! Such rugs! Such jugs! and candle-lights! And more than all, the King and Queen, One in red, and one in green!' III 'O Mr. Daddy Long-legs,' Said Mr. Floppy Fly, 'It's true I never go to court, And I will tell you why. If I had six long legs like yours, At once I'd go to court! But oh! I can't, because my legs Are so extremely short. And I'm afraid the King and Queen (One in red, and one in green) Would say aloud, "You are not fit, You Fly, to come to court a bit!"' IV 'O Mr. Daddy Long-legs,' Said Mr. Floppy Fly, 'I wish you'd sing one little song! One mumbian melody! You used to sing so awful well In former days gone by, But now you never sing at all; I wish you'd tell me why: For if you would, the silvery sound Would please the shrimps and cockles round, And all the ***** would gladly come To hear you sing, "Ah, hum di Hum"!' V Said Mr. Daddy Long-legs, 'I can never sing again! And if you wish, I'll tell you why, Although it gives me pain. For years I cannot hum a bit, Or sing the smallest song; And this the dreadful reason is, My legs are grown too long! My six long legs, all here and there, Oppress my ***** with despair; And if I stand, or lie, or sit, I cannot sing one little bit!' VI So Mr. Daddy Long-legs And Mr. Floppy Fly Sat down in silence by the sea, And gazed upon the sky. They said, 'This is a dreadful thing! The world has all gone wrong, Since one has legs too short by half, The other much too long! One never more can go to court, Because his legs have grown too short; The other cannot sing a song, Because his legs have grown too long!'
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The Daddy Long-Legs And The Fly
I Once Mr. Daddy Long-legs, Dressed in brown and gray, Walked about upon the sands Upon a sumer's day; And there among the pebbles, When the wind was rather cold, He met with Mr. Floppy Fly, All dressed in blue and gold. And as it was too soon to dine, They drank some Periwinkle-wine, And played an hour or two, or more, At battlecock and shuttledore. II Said Mr. Daddy Long-legs To Mr. Floppy Fly, 'Why do you never come to court? I wish you'd tell me why. All gold and shine, in dress so fine, You'd quite delight the court. Why do you never go at all? I really think you ought! And if you went, you'd see such sights! Such rugs! Such jugs! and candle-lights! And more than all, the King and Queen, One in red, and one in green!' III 'O Mr. Daddy Long-legs,' Said Mr. Floppy Fly, 'It's true I never go to court, And I will tell you why. If I had six long legs like yours, At once I'd go to court! But oh! I can't, because my legs Are so extremely short. And I'm afraid the King and Queen (One in red, and one in green) Would say aloud, "You are not fit, You Fly, to come to court a bit!"' IV 'O Mr. Daddy Long-legs,' Said Mr. Floppy Fly, 'I wish you'd sing one little song! One mumbian melody! You used to sing so awful well In former days gone by, But now you never sing at all; I wish you'd tell me why: For if you would, the silvery sound Would please the shrimps and cockles round, And all the ***** would gladly come To hear you sing, "Ah, hum di Hum"!' V Said Mr. Daddy Long-legs, 'I can never sing again! And if you wish, I'll tell you why, Although it gives me pain. For years I cannot hum a bit, Or sing the smallest song; And this the dreadful reason is, My legs are grown too long! My six long legs, all here and there, Oppress my ***** with despair; And if I stand, or lie, or sit, I cannot sing one little bit!' VI So Mr. Daddy Long-legs And Mr. Floppy Fly Sat down in silence by the sea, And gazed upon the sky. They said, 'This is a dreadful thing! The world has all gone wrong, Since one has legs too short by half, The other much too long! One never more can go to court, Because his legs have grown too short; The other cannot sing a song, Because his legs have grown too long!'
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4 Mi Mum Like two crows fighting over the box seats of the telephone wire. raGe ragE guilt guilt .. peck, peck... punch. Dear Mr. Rabbi, its Hanukkah my good Sir. Merry Christmas:) .....Wheres my sugar. Shackles tear my mi skin, holding my heART hostage. W H Y ? Must i... kangaroo Christmas cup take out anger on you? i dont try, I H A e e r a t r t You. But I hurt you. Bruises of blue stain mi heart. Dominate genes Plague the Playground. AIR RAID she's on the move. Boiling, toiling, troubl tinsel. Clinton masks, smiles not included Sick joke. (APLAUSE) ....not funny. eyes of ice, melting out in Spring...drip drop let's go kids, track marks, and tick tocks. My body the "Land of the Free" call the editor, false statement. I'm giving it all away, im giving in, My Godzilla temper. Peace and love, my mum. "No, Thank You"....im not fond of___________ soup. Your little Satan, M.E (From the deepest cockles of my black heart.)
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Aug 14, 2011
Aug 14, 2011 at 10:19 PM UTC
4 Mi Mum.
feelin lazy today, so you get what you get, turn the page move on learn from your mistakes be brave face your fears footloose and fancyfree don't run with scissors smile stay a while catch more flies with honey wrong way turn back a stitch in time saves nine when i was your age no rhyme or reason to it high road or low road polly want a ******* click, click, boom first past the post i 'm just a smiling sunbeam barrel of monkeys to thine ownself be thank you what doesn't **** you hand in the cookie jar never seen the like flat out like a lizard drinking not happy jan! take a bex and have a good lie down sunshine and daffodils slip, slop, slap, put on a hat life passes by in the blink of an eye chip on your shoulder take note laughter the best medicine *** brainfreeze kindness warms the cockles of my heart if you can't be nice you did not just say that umm, ahh, now you in trouble quiet now i am watching tv do not cry don't spray it, say it do not tell mum it was'nt me hava mint, please lol go to your room do not pass go do not collect one hundred $$ hello all the world's a stage... merely players wanna play go away busy want to come over can i kiss you push it's a boy what a whopper please i've seen better do i know you the dog ate my homework who now why am i here put your clothes on what goes up must come down life goes on is my *** big in this stop the merry-go-round i want to get off whatever i need a dollar tea anyone she had a goodlife sorry how much every things coming up roses what pink pigs flying overhead snap, crackle, pop one sugar or two in case i don't see you good morning good evening and good night ttyl out take a bow you've earned it
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Mar 18, 2014
Mar 18, 2014 at 4:43 PM UTC
rephraseology
feelin lazy today, so you get what you get, turn the page move on learn from your mistakes be brave face your fears footloose and fancyfree don't run with scissors smile stay a while catch more flies with honey wrong way turn back a stitch in time saves nine when i was your age no rhyme or reason to it high road or low road polly want a ******* click, click, boom first past the post i 'm just a smiling sunbeam barrel of monkeys to thine ownself be thank you what doesn't **** you hand in the cookie jar never seen the like flat out like a lizard drinking not happy jan! take a bex and have a good lie down sunshine and daffodils slip, slop, slap, put on a hat life passes by in the blink of an eye chip on your shoulder take note laughter the best medicine *** brainfreeze kindness warms the cockles of my heart if you can't be nice you did not just say that umm, ahh, now you in trouble quiet now i am watching tv do not cry don't spray it, say it do not tell mum it was'nt me hava mint, please lol go to your room do not pass go do not collect one hundred $$ hello all the world's a stage... merely players wanna play go away busy want to come over can i kiss you push it's a boy what a whopper please i've seen better do i know you the dog ate my homework who now why am i here put your clothes on what goes up must come down life goes on is my *** big in this stop the merry-go-round i want to get off whatever i need a dollar tea anyone she had a goodlife sorry how much every things coming up roses what pink pigs flying overhead snap, crackle, pop one sugar or two in case i don't see you good morning good evening and good night ttyl out take a bow you've earned it
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Pacing the floor in the middle of this watching the kettle 'til steam starts to hiss A strange fascination we have with the bliss with nothing behind us but one heated kiss. Underneath an umbrella I stand in the rain and wait on the platform for the six o'clock train well you never quite hold me and I rarely complain and soaked with frustration I walk home again. We bid for each other in some Chinese auction and you got the ***** one mixed up concoction we checked out our prizes at a much closer range What were we thinking and can we exchange? And without any memories to dry up the tears we long for the fire and the comfort of years but it's just one more lesson, a good one we learned. the slow-cooker is better and we're less often burned. And then as I ponder you come in the door I smile at your tired eyes and looking for more I stir up the *** as you take off your Totes and you ask me to make you some Five-Minute Oats. "I made 'em already to warm up your cockles the seat of your heart and without the debacles I sensed that the cold rain would stir the desire so I whipped up a batch and rekindled the fire". And inspite of my rambling it seems rather clear that Five-Minute Oats can mean something more dear it's that person who waits in your kitchen above stirring Five Minute oats into passionate love.
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Nov 3, 2015
Nov 3, 2015 at 10:11 AM UTC
5 minute oats
Cockles and winkles cheese and pickles washed down with lovely sweet rosy lea. Mushy peas with mint sauce. Yorkshire puddings with Worcester sauce. Clotted cream and lavender jam The orangy bread bits on the ham Oh to be in England That is the life for me.
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Apr 29, 2014
Apr 29, 2014 at 8:07 AM UTC
Cockles and Winkles
feelin lazy today, so you get what you get, turn the page move on learn from your mistakes  be brave face your fears footloose and fancyfree  don't run with scissors  smile stay a while  catch more flies with honey  wrong way turn back  a stitch in time saves nine  when i was your age  no rhyme or reason to it  high road or low road  polly want a *******  click, click, boom first past the post  i 'm just a smiling sunbeam  barrel of monkeys  to thine ownself be thank you what doesn't **** you  hand in the cookie jar  never seen the like  flat out like a lizard drinking  not happy jan!  take a bex and have a good lie down pull your socks up! sunshine and daffodils  slip, slop, slap, put on a hat  life passes by in the blink of an eye stand up straight chip on your shoulder  take note  laughter the best medicine  ***  brainfreeze  kindness warms the cockles of my heart  if you can't be nice  you did not just say that  umm, ahh, now you in trouble  quiet now i am watching tv  do not cry  don't spray it, say it  do not tell mum  it was'nt me  hava mint, please lol go to your room  do not pass go do not collect one hundred $$  hello  all the world's a stage... merely players  wanna play go away busy  want to come over  can i kiss you  push  it's a boy  what a whopper  please i've seen better  do i know you  the dog ate my homework  who now  why am i here  put your clothes on  what goes up must come down  life goes on  is my *** big in this  stop the merry-go-round i want to get off  whatever i need a dollar  tea anyone  she had a goodlife  sorry how much  every things coming up roses  what pink pigs flying overhead  snap, crackle, n'pop  one sugar or two  in case i don't see you  good morning  good evening and good night  ttyl  out take a bow you've earned it.
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Jun 25, 2014
Jun 25, 2014 at 5:01 PM UTC
rephraseology
feelin lazy today, so you get what you get, turn the page move on learn from your mistakes  be brave face your fears footloose and fancyfree  don't run with scissors  smile stay a while  catch more flies with honey  wrong way turn back  a stitch in time saves nine  when i was your age  no rhyme or reason to it  high road or low road  polly want a *******  click, click, boom first past the post  i 'm just a smiling sunbeam  barrel of monkeys  to thine ownself be thank you what doesn't **** you  hand in the cookie jar  never seen the like  flat out like a lizard drinking  not happy jan!  take a bex and have a good lie down pull your socks up! sunshine and daffodils  slip, slop, slap, put on a hat  life passes by in the blink of an eye stand up straight chip on your shoulder  take note  laughter the best medicine  ***  brainfreeze  kindness warms the cockles of my heart  if you can't be nice  you did not just say that  umm, ahh, now you in trouble  quiet now i am watching tv  do not cry  don't spray it, say it  do not tell mum  it was'nt me  hava mint, please lol go to your room  do not pass go do not collect one hundred $$  hello  all the world's a stage... merely players  wanna play go away busy  want to come over  can i kiss you  push  it's a boy  what a whopper  please i've seen better  do i know you  the dog ate my homework  who now  why am i here  put your clothes on  what goes up must come down  life goes on  is my *** big in this  stop the merry-go-round i want to get off  whatever i need a dollar  tea anyone  she had a goodlife  sorry how much  every things coming up roses  what pink pigs flying overhead  snap, crackle, n'pop  one sugar or two  in case i don't see you  good morning  good evening and good night  ttyl  out take a bow you've earned it.
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THE MIND MAKER UPPER The lift opened on the 13th floor. Which was....unusual as there was - no 13th floor. I stepped out onto nothing. Stood there like Wily Coyote in a Road Runner cartoon. "This is a bit Narnia-ish..!" I remember thinking to myself. But when I cease to be mystified and stopped demanding explanations I discovered to my horror 'Skegness-in-Winter' congealing all about me. "So..." smirked 'Skegness-in-Winter' "I see we meet again!" as if this was a surreal 'This is your Life' yet at the same time so real. I decided to go with the flow whatever the moment threw up. "Yeah, Time..." I said gnomically "...is a funny thing." We chit-chatted for an hour or so about how we both thought the other dead. How things were back then and despite our out of season existence there was always the kisses. Now that 'Skegness-in-Winter' had succeeded in seducing me it all came flooding back "Ahhh those Skegness kisses!" "They still..." I had to admit it warm the cockles of this Irish heart och mo chroi!" A little old lady appeared from nowhere with a large handbag poking me with her broken brolly. "Up or down...up or down!" she kept squawking. "Up or down....make up your mind!" But I was still lost in those out of season Skegness kisses.
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Apr 29, 2019
Apr 29, 2019 at 7:00 PM UTC
THE MIND MAKER UPPER
For any time the urge to wring an autumn gourd, this one's the thing Smashing pumpkins, not so nice but Butternut Squash, an honest vice Long and beige, hard and smooth you'd never guess it's power to sooth that underneath the toughest skin is meat like pumpkin, seeds within A steamy bisque for autumn's chill, peel and chop them as you will Dump them into four cups broth* add apple, pear, or applesauce a cup or two will do just fine and while you stand there, have some wine! sautee onions, a cup and a half dump them in and cry or laugh and now to add your seasoning stuff cumin, curry, nutmeg, Fluff hold the Fluff, that ain't the truth best to pull that old sweet tooth Bisque is savory, better than sweet warms the cockles, heart to feet save your sweets for pumpkin pie the after-apple of your eye Back to seasonings, see above a quarter teaspoon, more with love I add pepper and take a gander some folks call for coriander heat the whole thing to a boil for me, my crock pot's always loyal crock at high, about four hours or low for six, and bring some flowers! And now I'll play a little game change my words to mean the same if cook is butter and ****** is squash then butter dat ****** and ****** dat gnosh when you're hungry, under the wudder ain't nuttin' better 'en butternut chudder add some cream and squash your mash mash your squash and whip your pash I used a blender to make it creamy cooked it down, so thick and steamy add some butter, parsley's fine butternut bisque with bread and wine! Ahhhh!!!!! *chicken broth
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Nov 2, 2015
Nov 2, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC
Steaming Butternut Squash Bisque
For any time the urge to wring an autumn gourd, this one's the thing Smashing pumpkins, not so nice but Butternut Squash, an honest vice Long and beige, hard and smooth you'd never guess it's power to sooth that underneath the toughest skin is meat like pumpkin, seeds within A steamy bisque for autumn's chill, peel and chop them as you will Dump them into four cups broth* add apple, pear, or applesauce a cup or two will do just fine and while you stand there, have some wine! sautee onions, a cup and a half dump them in and cry or laugh and now to add your seasoning stuff cumin, curry, nutmeg, Fluff hold the Fluff, that ain't the truth best to pull that old sweet tooth Bisque is savory, better than sweet warms the cockles, heart to feet save your sweets for pumpkin pie the after-apple of your eye Back to seasonings, see above a quarter teaspoon, more with love I add pepper and take a gander some folks call for coriander heat the whole thing to a boil for me, my crock pot's always loyal crock at high, about four hours or low for six, and bring some flowers! And now I'll play a little game change my words to mean the same if cook is butter and ****** is squash then butter dat ****** and ****** dat gnosh when you're hungry, under the wudder ain't nuttin' better 'en butternut chudder add some cream and squash your mash mash your squash and whip your pash I used a blender to make it creamy cooked it down, so thick and steamy add some butter, parsley's fine butternut bisque with bread and wine! Ahhhh!!!!! *chicken broth
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January is grim and grey in its usual way And heart’s cockles need warming beside crackling and sputtering logs Winter's ghosts are shriven   Undone by jolly festivities and bacchanalia Singing ‘Auld Lang Syne’ and holding hands we raise the ullaloo to loved ones lost, And so returns, the New Year.
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Jan 8, 2011
Jan 8, 2011 at 10:54 AM UTC
January
my eyes bleed to the sound of the city made my heart stop to the silence of the noise birds so quiet as the sun burnished my body Is this the place where the end does come ant like features as they move with a purpose stop at nothing ...nothing but a stare no care for another ..no greeness here aspiration lives as they break our bones the town was of pearly ..cockles and eels gone is the pie ,mash and real ales gone is the love of a place we called home london a city lost to the throws
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Feb 25, 2012
Feb 25, 2012 at 1:40 AM UTC
London
feelin lazy today, so you get what you get, turn the page move on learn from your mistakes  be brave face your fears footloose and fancy-free don't run with scissors  smile stay a while  catch more flies with honey  wrong way turn back  a stitch in time saves nine  when i was your age  no rhyme or reason to it  high road or low road  polly want a *******  click, click, boom first past the post  i 'm just a smiling sunbeam  barrel of monkeys  to thine ownself be thank you what doesn't **** you  hand in the cookie jar  never seen the like  flat out like a lizard drinking  not happy jan!  take a bex and have a good lie down pull your socks up! sunshine and daffodils slip, slop, slap, put on a hat  life passes by in the blink of an eye stand up straight chip on your shoulder take note  laughter the best medicine  ***  brainfreeze  kindness warms the cockles of my heart  if you can't be nice  you did not just say that  umm, ahh, now you in trouble  quiet now i am watching tv  do not cry  don't spray it, say it  do not tell mum  it was'nt me  hava mint, please lol go to your room  do not pass go  do not collect one hundred $$  hello  all the world's a stage... merely players  wanna play go away busy  want to come over  can i kiss you  push  it's a boy  what a whopper  please i've seen better  do i know you  the dog ate my homework  who now  why am i here put your clothes on  what goes up must come down  life goes on  is my *** big in this  stop the merry-go-round, i want to get off  whatever i need a dollar  tea anyone  she had a goodlife  sorry how much  every things coming up roses  what pink pigs flying overhead  snap, crackle, n'pop  one sugar or two  in case i don't see you  good morning  good evening and good night rinse, repeat. set now see here  ttyl  out take a bow you've earned it
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Apr 12, 2016
Apr 12, 2016 at 10:47 AM UTC
rephraseology
feelin lazy today, so you get what you get, turn the page move on learn from your mistakes  be brave face your fears footloose and fancy-free don't run with scissors  smile stay a while  catch more flies with honey  wrong way turn back  a stitch in time saves nine  when i was your age  no rhyme or reason to it  high road or low road  polly want a *******  click, click, boom first past the post  i 'm just a smiling sunbeam  barrel of monkeys  to thine ownself be thank you what doesn't **** you  hand in the cookie jar  never seen the like  flat out like a lizard drinking  not happy jan!  take a bex and have a good lie down pull your socks up! sunshine and daffodils slip, slop, slap, put on a hat  life passes by in the blink of an eye stand up straight chip on your shoulder take note  laughter the best medicine  ***  brainfreeze  kindness warms the cockles of my heart  if you can't be nice  you did not just say that  umm, ahh, now you in trouble  quiet now i am watching tv  do not cry  don't spray it, say it  do not tell mum  it was'nt me  hava mint, please lol go to your room  do not pass go  do not collect one hundred $$  hello  all the world's a stage... merely players  wanna play go away busy  want to come over  can i kiss you  push  it's a boy  what a whopper  please i've seen better  do i know you  the dog ate my homework  who now  why am i here put your clothes on  what goes up must come down  life goes on  is my *** big in this  stop the merry-go-round, i want to get off  whatever i need a dollar  tea anyone  she had a goodlife  sorry how much  every things coming up roses  what pink pigs flying overhead  snap, crackle, n'pop  one sugar or two  in case i don't see you  good morning  good evening and good night rinse, repeat. set now see here  ttyl  out take a bow you've earned it
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I just ache to be touched by you still swimming in heat moist and quivering silently beneath soft black cotton but in those fear-mongering moments I can't move. Like a statue made of marble I ache to touch you but I end up sitting there cold and lifeless next to you on the bed thinking of a million ways in which to stroke you gently but all we can muster together is a few brushes of the hand a head resting on a shoulder a full-bodied tight squeezed hug an awkward cheek kiss and it's excruciatingly painful. So much tension that builds and builds and builds and builds never getting anywhere. I can feel it penting up in you too through engorged pupils shaking knocking knees fidgeting hands looks that aren't deadpan but open and raw and swelling. There are rises and dips moments of eclipse where you and I find comfort in each other's arms whether they be wrapped or resting whether they be hovering just hovering almost touching we were almost touching. Seeing your smile in the doorway as I left lanky frame in depth an ache I cannot escape warming the cockles of this here mongrel heart vast into infinity. What a funny little cuddle jamboree!
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Feb 25, 2017
Feb 25, 2017 at 7:28 PM UTC
Cuddle Jamboree
Skipping lightly on surface tension hopping lotus pad to pad barely left a ripple leaving the domestic shenanigans. Now rogue ronin rock, no master no disciple I wander without orbit gliding between Thirty suns warming cockles of a deadened heart dreaming a home
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Jul 14, 2016
Jul 14, 2016 at 3:58 AM UTC
Of love and solitude III
Sea shore Your wonders are immense Shells starfish sand and sideways scampering ***** . My eyes are full of your magnificence Jelly fish stranded seaweed crunch. My thoughts are dancing in your glory Stones skeletons and sea potatoes My feet crunch under your feasting table Oyster shells winkles mussels and whelks limpets cockles . My mind sings with Story's washed up on the beach ,boots plastic bottles rubber gloves . I will be back too delight my senses in driftwood rafts , mingled in too the glory of a new story . I will never bore while walking a new shore .
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May 28, 2017
May 28, 2017 at 5:30 AM UTC
Sea Shore
You’re Beautiful stirred my cockles Made me blush Although much more thrillin’ than Calvin Trillin Your vers libre’ is so jaded mon cheri You crave more You deserve more Like the snowflakes in the park So why waste your virtue on knaves? Let your fingers do the walking Try groping the grotto Nulling the void Close your eyes and enjoy the moment At least it’s *** with someone you love Then enjoy the simpler pleasures of life Write-on
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Dec 29, 2010
Dec 29, 2010 at 2:16 AM UTC
Write-on
They collected cockles on the seashore, Purely for their crunchy shells, To decorate the rockery, in the flower garden, They were washed up in abundance, The rock pools alive with shrimp things, And worms, that wriggled and jiggled, all twisted and turned. The rocks round the edges were slippery and slimy, Crabby creatures were kind of nippy, as was the water of spring time tides, And the **** of the sea, predicted the weather, Again, their predictions, they were never ever right. Youngsters with nets, collected their pets, Poor little pool fish, destined to die, In an old preserve jar, Left on the side in the kitchen, The one with mid-brown melamine, Under the cupboard, by the door, Mummy keeps ******** She never wants sea fish alive in her kitchen, Mummy never made their flamboyant offspring, set them free, The fishes day out died, Minute silver things, skirting about, Too small to even splash. Kids curiosity got them, as down the loo they slipped, Dead fish, on the sewer dash, repatriated to the sea. (C) Livvi
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May 12, 2014
May 12, 2014 at 11:01 AM UTC
Adventures with Rock Pools
amidst cavorting delightfully, enjoying thorough frolicking gingerly, foreign hick hating slo hip-hopping insouciantly sustaining row biological status quo kvetching lamely moreso mother became pro naturally physically rumbling,    heard all the way in Oslo    supposedly twerking, undulating vivaciously wantonly x2c wisely yielded – nada no    zona pellucida anchored byte size ******    potent embryonic fetal moe newlweds nocturnal merriment    moma's ****** marked march 1959    lovingly joyusly, insemination happened ha low bullseye clenched diploid fertilization    guaranteed germinating heiress    while squaqking lichen Apache at Diablo    ma late mother did should know upon awakening upon tautly stretched exertion    during dilating ****** which jiggled like jello three score orbitz round el sol, warmed cockles    and muscled away brutally cold degrees    tab billed an igloo,    or circa six decades    drafted exuberant ho...ho...ho... cuz, i.e. thencee at 362nd day    baby in belly did fully grow December first nineteen fifty seven    sanctioned newly minted papa      to sing a capella for he's a jolly good fellow    quintessential nascent    kickstarter heady everflow though wintry dark,    a “hi” beam illuminated    newborn girl with dayglow sans, mechanical engine ear    papa (an honorably discharged army vet)    all spit and shine groom,    who wed a bride somewhat callow first time parents with giddiness did saul fully bellow Boyce and Harriet Harriet countenance    twas (like an elf on Christmas eve) all aglow. -------------------------------------------------------- Dear Sis – I knew not what else to do thus, this poem crafted fur ewe a doe ting maternal gal – whose time on Earth flew
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Nov 10, 2017
Nov 10, 2017 at 1:09 AM UTC
Patterson, New Jersey circa December 1st, 1959
amidst cavorting delightfully, enjoying thorough frolicking gingerly, foreign hick hating slo hip-hopping insouciantly sustaining row biological status quo kvetching lamely moreso mother became pro naturally physically rumbling,    heard all the way in Oslo    supposedly twerking, undulating vivaciously wantonly x2c wisely yielded – nada no    zona pellucida anchored byte size ******    potent embryonic fetal moe newlweds nocturnal merriment    moma's ****** marked march 1959    lovingly joyusly, insemination happened ha low bullseye clenched diploid fertilization    guaranteed germinating heiress    while squaqking lichen Apache at Diablo    ma late mother did should know upon awakening upon tautly stretched exertion    during dilating ****** which jiggled like jello three score orbitz round el sol, warmed cockles    and muscled away brutally cold degrees    tab billed an igloo,    or circa six decades    drafted exuberant ho...ho...ho... cuz, i.e. thencee at 362nd day    baby in belly did fully grow December first nineteen fifty seven    sanctioned newly minted papa      to sing a capella for he's a jolly good fellow    quintessential nascent    kickstarter heady everflow though wintry dark,    a “hi” beam illuminated    newborn girl with dayglow sans, mechanical engine ear    papa (an honorably discharged army vet)    all spit and shine groom,    who wed a bride somewhat callow first time parents with giddiness did saul fully bellow Boyce and Harriet Harriet countenance    twas (like an elf on Christmas eve) all aglow. -------------------------------------------------------- Dear Sis – I knew not what else to do thus, this poem crafted fur ewe a doe ting maternal gal – whose time on Earth flew
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Whether it be just baked beans on toast or topside of beef for a family roast. The gravy dripping in the pan Strawberries crammed in the flan Or cockles and muscles at the coast. Mushy peas in a big white dish is more than I could ever wish. slap on the mint sauce and I'll have another course followed by chips and fried fish.
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Sep 9, 2015
Sep 9, 2015 at 12:19 PM UTC
English Food