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"australian" poems
Heat beats down upon the street Birds too hot to fly, Blistered sand you cannot stand Drenched with sweat am I. Cows collect in shadow deep Panting sheep hang head, Goshawk flies in cobalt skies Hills of grass stand dead. Whisp of smoke, a puff of breeze Sirens scream in air, Running men in squads of ten Emerge from everywhere. Now the rising wind takes charge Runs with leaping flame Into crown of eucalypts To rage across the plain. Too late the tenders hoses pour, Too late the fireman’s shout Inferno hot has run amok And all control a rout. Generating mighty winds The fire charges forth Spiralling in furnace air To incinerate for sport. Vanquished men exhausted stand Watch with useless eyes, As raging flames consume their truck, Inside a good mate dies. A live thing in the burnished night It writhes and spirals high Across the flaring treetops Hot, red smoke fills the sky. As sudden as it starts, it stops A wind change in the air. Ravaged forest stark and black Hot ashes everywhere. Hills of cinders smoking now Stock in death’s repair, Homesteads rendered charcoal like Farmers in despair. A silence in the ravaged hills Birdless in the sky, Bushfire horror, death and smoke Enough to make you cry. Marshalg In support of my Australian brethren and their torched nation. 30 January 2013
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Jan 29, 2013
Jan 29, 2013 at 8:16 PM UTC
Bushfire
I pray thee sun thou should set, or take thy leave better yet, wouldst at last my thirst be gone, But alas thee linger, and linger on. There be no flower not yet dead, no water flows in yonder river bed. 'Tis a heat where nought doth grow, nor doth thee ever mercy show. Dry of skin and parch of throat, a man doth need no overcoat. Thy rays doth burn mine eyes, they do not hear mine mercy cries. If there be a place where chill be found, 'Tis there it be that I be bound, A place where there be no burning sun, show it to me, so to it I shall run. (c) 26th January 2010 with apoligies to all you Shakespeare freaks
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Jan 26, 2011
Jan 26, 2011 at 1:48 PM UTC
An Australian Summer Sonnet.
Faking Bad In anticipation of my Evaluation to be declared Non Compos Mentos I slept under a bridge For three days "Getting into character," But on the morning of My intake interview My hair fell perfectly, I mean I looked like A ******* rock star. College girls on the bus Were giving me their Numbers and my skin, Which I'd purposely sunburnt And caked in the finest filth, Glowed like an Australian Chippendale dancer named Weegie And even the female Assisstant D.A. Who had busted me for vagrancy Waved her ******* from The third story building Of the Courthouse. No matter how much I Tried to speak gibberish Poetry and philosophical Tracts spewed from my mouth. Shuffling past the park I beat eight Grand Masters At chess on move 1 Inadvertently I solved The Phi Epsilom Theorem By kicking stones Into an algorythym. When I arrived they didn't Make me wait at all. My caseworker giggled like A schoolgirl while I told her Each day was like an endless shift In a Chinese fish- gutting Sweatshop and every one of my fellow Employees was motivationalist Richard Simmons. She ungirdled her enormous **** and as they spilled Like fishguts onto the desk She began to howl **** me, **** me, oh **** Me right here in Front of the open window On State Street as everyone Watches me ******* the strongest, Healthiest, smartest, most popular, Well-adjusted man in the world. The rest of the examination was Also a success. But as I left the Mental HealthCenter feeling marvelous I accidentally bumped An old woman with the door: "Watch out you manic-depressive Schizoid with Socially Avoidant Features klutz." -Thomas L. Vaultonburg
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Aug 11, 2015
Aug 11, 2015 at 5:05 PM UTC
Faking Bad (Outsider Poetry)
Faking Bad In anticipation of my Evaluation to be declared Non Compos Mentos I slept under a bridge For three days "Getting into character," But on the morning of My intake interview My hair fell perfectly, I mean I looked like A ******* rock star. College girls on the bus Were giving me their Numbers and my skin, Which I'd purposely sunburnt And caked in the finest filth, Glowed like an Australian Chippendale dancer named Weegie And even the female Assisstant D.A. Who had busted me for vagrancy Waved her ******* from The third story building Of the Courthouse. No matter how much I Tried to speak gibberish Poetry and philosophical Tracts spewed from my mouth. Shuffling past the park I beat eight Grand Masters At chess on move 1 Inadvertently I solved The Phi Epsilom Theorem By kicking stones Into an algorythym. When I arrived they didn't Make me wait at all. My caseworker giggled like A schoolgirl while I told her Each day was like an endless shift In a Chinese fish- gutting Sweatshop and every one of my fellow Employees was motivationalist Richard Simmons. She ungirdled her enormous **** and as they spilled Like fishguts onto the desk She began to howl **** me, **** me, oh **** Me right here in Front of the open window On State Street as everyone Watches me ******* the strongest, Healthiest, smartest, most popular, Well-adjusted man in the world. The rest of the examination was Also a success. But as I left the Mental HealthCenter feeling marvelous I accidentally bumped An old woman with the door: "Watch out you manic-depressive Schizoid with Socially Avoidant Features klutz." -Thomas L. Vaultonburg
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A drop of Aussie poetry (guess from where): The liquid amber is a nice drop. I especially like the sherbert on top. It caresses my taste buds with flavour And I enjoy its savour. An Australian man’s home is his Castlemaine XXXX Full of Foster Children Drinking nectar.
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Nov 14, 2014
Nov 14, 2014 at 5:24 PM UTC
Sherbert - Not Me!
There's just no escaping you. You're wrapped in all my thoughts. Your face in every crowd. My heart is cluttered with feelings of you. Adelaide road. A street in Dublin. But also your Australian hometown. Crazy. And now every day I pass there.. Your face will swim in my heart and my mind. I bet even if I wanted to escape. Even if I tried my hardest. I just couldn't.
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Sep 8, 2014
Sep 8, 2014 at 4:00 AM UTC
Escape
fat kid, oh fat jkid, oh where are you fat kid i am really fat kid, full of muscles ya see i love cream buns, ****** oath i am a big big big big man what do ya think about that, puny little cool kid i love my beautiful spring rolls as well as a coca cola to wash it down with that is mighty fine, oh yeah and the kids went up to me, and said fat kid fat kid fat kid, you are a fat kid i said, i am not a kid, for i am an adult, who lives life like it’s one big adventure after the next as i said, i am known as the fat kid, the really big fat kid i love spring rolls, cream buns, and a coca cola and i love lamingtons, as well, and i love meat pies and sausage rolls which makes me a real australian ***** **** and a custard **** i can lick the fat right off that and the voice came from out of the blue fat kid fat kid, you are a fat kid, and another voice says your not an adult, adults are cool, and i said, i am cool on the computer, **** and then i said, i am so an adult, a creative adult, a good fooler\ i try to be a cool kid, to gain protection, but reality i am a cool adult and i don’t appreciate being treated like a fat kid i am a cool adult who loves to PARTY an adult PARTY dude so to speak
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Feb 21, 2015
Feb 21, 2015 at 10:06 PM UTC
i was the fat kid, oh fat kid, i am not shy, i am, a lover of life, oh yeah i was
wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do then they go off to the pub and say wanna beer to you i didn’t know what to say at first these people do like me, yeah they think i am cool very very cool yeah they enjoy my company a lot wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer ya see the aussie thing wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer and a hamburger with the lot ya see ya go to the footy and the first thing you hear is wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do then you go off to the city to a nightclub, a man blows his cigarette smoke right in your face you say what, are you doing, then you say wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do you see you think your a man but you look like a hooligan yeah, your aussie mate true blue you look rough and ready to punch the guy next to you and then you say wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer better being a true blue you see they look ***** and very very rude as they say wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do you go to the footy and then the cricket and then off to the pub and park illegally and you get yourself a ticket the police have arrested you, then they let you go and the first thing you say is wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do you see there is nothing wrong with the australian way of life as long as they just leave me to do my own thing i would love to have a packet of crisps but i hear this wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie the aussie the aussie thing to do, MATE
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Apr 13, 2016
Apr 13, 2016 at 12:10 AM UTC
wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer etc aussies
wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do then they go off to the pub and say wanna beer to you i didn’t know what to say at first these people do like me, yeah they think i am cool very very cool yeah they enjoy my company a lot wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer ya see the aussie thing wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer and a hamburger with the lot ya see ya go to the footy and the first thing you hear is wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do then you go off to the city to a nightclub, a man blows his cigarette smoke right in your face you say what, are you doing, then you say wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do you see you think your a man but you look like a hooligan yeah, your aussie mate true blue you look rough and ready to punch the guy next to you and then you say wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer better being a true blue you see they look ***** and very very rude as they say wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do you go to the footy and then the cricket and then off to the pub and park illegally and you get yourself a ticket the police have arrested you, then they let you go and the first thing you say is wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie thing to do you see there is nothing wrong with the australian way of life as long as they just leave me to do my own thing i would love to have a packet of crisps but i hear this wanna beer wanna beer wanna beer the aussie the aussie the aussie thing to do, MATE
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Here I have a chocolate meditation, Writing an ode for edification, What is a chocolate meditation? It is a packet of Tim Tams, in Oz nation, Let's hear it for Oz Tim Tams, From an Australian native chocolate plant, Thence to an endless dish, Of chocolate biscuits, utter bliss, No afternoon tea is complete, For the last Tim Tam we do compete, Giggling gerties, one and all, Chicks can hide them in their holdalls, Without Tim Tams, housework is incomplete, Must keep our ample figures neat! I've heard they're unique to Oz nation, Tim Tams, total chocolate meditation!
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May 11, 2016
May 11, 2016 at 3:50 PM UTC
ODE TO TIM TAMS.....
You will read this poem aloud in your head You'll read this line in an Australian accent You will read this line in a British accent This line here, you'll read in a cockney accent In Russian accent, you will read this line...with ***** This line will be read in your best friend's voice You will read this line in your mother's voice You will read this line in your father's voice Or maybe you won't. I'm not a f***ing magician. Geez..
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Jan 22, 2012
Jan 22, 2012 at 2:25 AM UTC
Says Who?
The beach should be so special, I want to go to a beach with you. I want us to go to a private beach, And give you an Australian greeting. My missile will touch your bombs, And then make way to your silo, The Australian greeting is ****
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Dec 1, 2016
Dec 1, 2016 at 2:06 AM UTC
I Want To Give You A Greeting
Australia takes her pen in hand To write a line to you, To let you fellows understand How proud we are of you. From shearing shed and cattle run, From Broome to Hobson's Bay, Each native-born Australian son Stands straighter up today. The man who used to **** his drum", On far-out Queensland runs Is fighting side by side with some Tasmanian farmer's sons. The fisher-boys dropped sail and oar To grimly stand the test, Along that storm-swept Turkish shore, With miners from the west. The old state jealousies of yore Are dead as Pharaoh's sow, We're not State children any more — We're all Australians now! Our six-starred flag that used to fly Half-shyly to the breeze, Unknown where older nations ply Their trade on foreign seas, Flies out to meet the morning blue With Vict'ry at the prow; For that's the flag the Sydney flew, The wide seas know it now! The mettle that a race can show Is proved with shot and steel, And now we know what nations know And feel what nations feel. The honoured graves beneath the crest Of Gaba Tepe hill May hold our bravest and our best, But we have brave men still. With all our petty quarrels done, Dissensions overthrown, We have, through what you boys have done, A history of our own. Our old world diff'rences are dead, Like weeds beneath the plough, For English, Scotch, and Irish-bred, They're all Australians now! So now we'll toast the Third Brigade That led Australia's van, For never shall their glory fade In minds Australian. Fight on, fight on, unflinchingly, Till right and justice reign. Fight on, fight on, till Victory Shall send you home again. And with Australia's flag shall fly A spray of wattle-bough To symbolise our unity — We're all Australians now.
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'We're All Australians Now'
Australia takes her pen in hand To write a line to you, To let you fellows understand How proud we are of you. From shearing shed and cattle run, From Broome to Hobson's Bay, Each native-born Australian son Stands straighter up today. The man who used to **** his drum", On far-out Queensland runs Is fighting side by side with some Tasmanian farmer's sons. The fisher-boys dropped sail and oar To grimly stand the test, Along that storm-swept Turkish shore, With miners from the west. The old state jealousies of yore Are dead as Pharaoh's sow, We're not State children any more — We're all Australians now! Our six-starred flag that used to fly Half-shyly to the breeze, Unknown where older nations ply Their trade on foreign seas, Flies out to meet the morning blue With Vict'ry at the prow; For that's the flag the Sydney flew, The wide seas know it now! The mettle that a race can show Is proved with shot and steel, And now we know what nations know And feel what nations feel. The honoured graves beneath the crest Of Gaba Tepe hill May hold our bravest and our best, But we have brave men still. With all our petty quarrels done, Dissensions overthrown, We have, through what you boys have done, A history of our own. Our old world diff'rences are dead, Like weeds beneath the plough, For English, Scotch, and Irish-bred, They're all Australians now! So now we'll toast the Third Brigade That led Australia's van, For never shall their glory fade In minds Australian. Fight on, fight on, unflinchingly, Till right and justice reign. Fight on, fight on, till Victory Shall send you home again. And with Australia's flag shall fly A spray of wattle-bough To symbolise our unity — We're all Australians now.
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the girlie man of Australian politics had the term coined just for him the tough man Arnie Schwarzenegger from California was thinking of him Bill Shorten is a ***** when it comes to fiscal matters that's why his statements on the budget are all in tatters soft approaches toward spending will never do the nation's finances are in need of a tightening ***** the treasury office stats don't mislead of go awry a salient tale they tell about a well running dry there are no Jesus Christ figures in Canberra to divide the loaves and fishes a certain amount is in the nation's war chest which must fulfill the people's many wishes the Shorten alternative economic policy has great sieve holes in it the nation's well being under it would be rendered unfit at the end of the day the taxpayer always pays so the ledger should be in balance without any stalling delays fiscal responsibility is good for a nation's health marshmallow centered Shorten has no interest in stock piling our wealth
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Oct 17, 2014
Oct 17, 2014 at 10:20 PM UTC
Marshmallow Centered Shorten
http://hellopoetry.com/search/poems/?q=Betterdays **as is my wanton wont, when stumbling upon a new voice, the passed baton is herein handed off** am old man. my poetic voice is just memories that are repetitive lies and lines. speak in simple sentences declarative. this is nature's way. darkness approaching is indeed my au courant poem, mon actuellement. I have seen better days. I have read betterdays. now I am upset, distraught. here come another young hot bright votive voice, and I am being asked to believe that there are still words that raise hopes of betterdays. her bed chip crumbs, delighting, leave crumbs of pleasure in my soul. l like her big word poems, that leave me, fill me by: *siphoning all in a parched gluttony leaving behind a viscous residue and few glassine portals into a reflective world* better yet I love her mothering little god poems, letting me remember little boys who once loved a father *little god love radiant is thy smile, smallboy love, exudes from you, like a flower god's nectar, bestowed, with negligent love, upon a mother's world. i will drink my fill, everyday, whilst i can, for far to soon will you grow up.* don't speak eastern Australian, tackers and doona's, no clue, blue cats are a foreign breed, but the cat of this starfish mother, shares my literary tastes: *him, nestled, on the second, to uppermost stay, of the third bookshelf, in the study. he has filed himself, between, ogden nash and proust and it is there, he plans to stay.* let me not go on and in deeper, lest I delay you from her pleasuring thy tasted untested senses. so here I am all grumpified (at my age, you can make up your own words) unsure if un or satisfied, knowing that a woman, word whips me into a soothing frenzy of creamy morning coffee verbosity, a captive taker of life's ungrandest moments, poems of them, make to glory come. somewhere in the world, a woman writes of plain goodness of simple strife and simple lives, makes methinks that there could be betterdays still ahead, better poets surely, than me, and the day starts well
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Mar 29, 2014
Mar 29, 2014 at 8:50 AM UTC
betterdays (read the new poets March 2014)
http://hellopoetry.com/search/poems/?q=Betterdays **as is my wanton wont, when stumbling upon a new voice, the passed baton is herein handed off** am old man. my poetic voice is just memories that are repetitive lies and lines. speak in simple sentences declarative. this is nature's way. darkness approaching is indeed my au courant poem, mon actuellement. I have seen better days. I have read betterdays. now I am upset, distraught. here come another young hot bright votive voice, and I am being asked to believe that there are still words that raise hopes of betterdays. her bed chip crumbs, delighting, leave crumbs of pleasure in my soul. l like her big word poems, that leave me, fill me by: *siphoning all in a parched gluttony leaving behind a viscous residue and few glassine portals into a reflective world* better yet I love her mothering little god poems, letting me remember little boys who once loved a father *little god love radiant is thy smile, smallboy love, exudes from you, like a flower god's nectar, bestowed, with negligent love, upon a mother's world. i will drink my fill, everyday, whilst i can, for far to soon will you grow up.* don't speak eastern Australian, tackers and doona's, no clue, blue cats are a foreign breed, but the cat of this starfish mother, shares my literary tastes: *him, nestled, on the second, to uppermost stay, of the third bookshelf, in the study. he has filed himself, between, ogden nash and proust and it is there, he plans to stay.* let me not go on and in deeper, lest I delay you from her pleasuring thy tasted untested senses. so here I am all grumpified (at my age, you can make up your own words) unsure if un or satisfied, knowing that a woman, word whips me into a soothing frenzy of creamy morning coffee verbosity, a captive taker of life's ungrandest moments, poems of them, make to glory come. somewhere in the world, a woman writes of plain goodness of simple strife and simple lives, makes methinks that there could be betterdays still ahead, better poets surely, than me, and the day starts well
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I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us AS OUR BELOVED PRIME MINISTER OH YEAH A HEAP We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 5:55 PM UTC
I LOVE AUSTRALIA FOR AUSTRALIA DAY
I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us AS OUR BELOVED PRIME MINISTER OH YEAH A HEAP We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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Who controls our banking? Ruinous fees for money lending. Who questions their investing? Why so dear for money dealing? Who does profit from accounting? Our finances they're controlling, While our economy they're ruining, They're amassing fortunes pecuniary, Big business for them, commercially. Let's question their accountability For our faceless Australian economy, Profits overseas they're sending--- So much for Australian banking!!!
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Feb 19, 2016
Feb 19, 2016 at 1:12 PM UTC
HIGH FINANCE
[Fanfare, obviously] This poem should begin with the call of a bugle, as is fitting for an ode of Braveheart Macdougal. Children of Parklands, take heed and be wary, as I relate now, in verse, a tale cautionary. Benigna Murdie was a most virtuous lass, blesséd with promise and a penchant for sass. To peer pressure she was admirably immune, and ne'er did she bow to the temptation of goon. Nary a drop of ***** has e'er passed her lips, save for politeness and church-mandated sips. Yet even the mightiest fall-- what a pity! (harder than I did that night in the city). So I hope you all glean a moral from this, and your interpretation does not go too amiss. But all is self-evident, to quote Descartes, so allow me to recount this tale from the start. She hails from a country renown for their piety, for their pacifist ways and universal sobriety. The Scottish are known throughout the land for their temperance of character and lightness of hand. And our poor Bennigles was no rule-exception, she subscribed quite wholly to this perception. A more reserved and reclusive girl you've not seen, virtually a saint at only nineteen. Passed out on the couch, liquor was never the root, only strain from the studying and academic pursuit. A paradigm of virtue, a pillar of purity, no “that's-what-she-said's” to compromise maturity. But that all changed one day touched by fate, when Rachel realized that hedonism's great. She took to the streets to revel in her glee, and legit nothing bad happened cause this isn't tv. Alas, now I'm drunk and the screen is a-shaking, perhaps of wine I should halt my partaking. I cannot continue with this facetious ode, as we all well know that this is a total load. But I'll miss you, my Brit, and our shitshow nights, our Australian exploits and your culinary delights. Sorry I couldn't finish to detail your demise, but perhaps I'll conclude after an Australia-reprise.
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Feb 13, 2013
Feb 13, 2013 at 6:20 AM UTC
ODE TO A SCOT
[Fanfare, obviously] This poem should begin with the call of a bugle, as is fitting for an ode of Braveheart Macdougal. Children of Parklands, take heed and be wary, as I relate now, in verse, a tale cautionary. Benigna Murdie was a most virtuous lass, blesséd with promise and a penchant for sass. To peer pressure she was admirably immune, and ne'er did she bow to the temptation of goon. Nary a drop of ***** has e'er passed her lips, save for politeness and church-mandated sips. Yet even the mightiest fall-- what a pity! (harder than I did that night in the city). So I hope you all glean a moral from this, and your interpretation does not go too amiss. But all is self-evident, to quote Descartes, so allow me to recount this tale from the start. She hails from a country renown for their piety, for their pacifist ways and universal sobriety. The Scottish are known throughout the land for their temperance of character and lightness of hand. And our poor Bennigles was no rule-exception, she subscribed quite wholly to this perception. A more reserved and reclusive girl you've not seen, virtually a saint at only nineteen. Passed out on the couch, liquor was never the root, only strain from the studying and academic pursuit. A paradigm of virtue, a pillar of purity, no “that's-what-she-said's” to compromise maturity. But that all changed one day touched by fate, when Rachel realized that hedonism's great. She took to the streets to revel in her glee, and legit nothing bad happened cause this isn't tv. Alas, now I'm drunk and the screen is a-shaking, perhaps of wine I should halt my partaking. I cannot continue with this facetious ode, as we all well know that this is a total load. But I'll miss you, my Brit, and our shitshow nights, our Australian exploits and your culinary delights. Sorry I couldn't finish to detail your demise, but perhaps I'll conclude after an Australia-reprise.
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Australian accent; professional boxer. Spoke well between my legs.
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Sep 25, 2014
Sep 25, 2014 at 6:10 AM UTC
Five
I wish I was there with you,   Watching the ocean break its green On white Australian rock. I wish I was there with you, Seeing a thunder storm form, Knowing the only shelter we had Was our rental car parked On an Arizonan desert roadside, As we opened our bottles and prepared For the night. I wish that was your hand in mine, As we counted crows landing on Stonehenge. That that was you I shared a snow cave with In the deadly sub-zeros of the Finnmark Plains. I wish that was you with me. Even going for walks here, under the Northern Lights on a January night, Both dimmed with dad's home brew and What not, content with the fact That we'd wish We were there with Each other, if with Anyone else.
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Aug 3, 2014
Aug 3, 2014 at 2:48 PM UTC
Crows Landing on Stonehenge
I think kisses, should be given like gifts. Like; I like what you’ve done smooch here have this A kiss is like a bow on a present, it may be small, but it makes it all that much more pleasant. Whether its a peck, French or Australian, a kiss is delightful, something uniquely **** Saipan Lips pressed against skin send chills down spines and smiles on faces, lips pressed to lips send blood running through veins and a heart throb that chases. The next time you pick flower petals one after another, thinking do they love me, love me not. Think about how splendid it'd be to have a new lover, to kiss you, and be kissed a lot. I hope this inspires you to taste new tongues, to swap some spit and to have some fun, because at the end of the day and the best thing in the morning, is a wonderful kiss, to follow your yawning.
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May 29, 2014
May 29, 2014 at 12:39 PM UTC
Kisses (Slam poem)
**The Australian Thirteens (Black)** Your mummy took a beating Your daddy's drinking beer Your brother's lost his eyesight Your sister's disappeared The thirteens. Right on Your cousin’s sniffing petrol Your Uncle's in the cells Your buddy's begging money To spend in the hotel The thirteens. Right on And you, you make me shameful To see the state you're in I tell you live like we do But all you do is grin at The thirteens. Right on. **The Australian Thirteens (White)** Your mother’s hooked on botox Your daddy’s with the guys Your sister's anorexic She fades before your eyes The Thirteens. Right on Your daughter is a ****** Your son beats queers for fun Your priests ****** your children And you just move them on The Thirteens. Right on. You living in that city And buying all that stuff And still you look unhappy Cos you'll never have enough No The thirteens. Right on.
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Nov 23, 2011
Nov 23, 2011 at 5:02 AM UTC
The Australian Thirteens (after Maya Angelou)
To my dear son, Boaz in distant Idaho, Saturday nite, the whole of New Zealand waited in apprehension for the All Blacks rugy team to play the resurgent Wallabys @ Fortress Eden Park. The previous week at Suncorp Stadium in Sydney, in driving rain, the All Blacks muddled through a painfull draw with the Wallabys, 12 points each with no tries. The Wallabys had fancied their chances and had wanted an emphatic win on home soil. Both teams took that score as a loss and the gauntlet was thrown for the second match….. A brilliant evening, clear and fine , 50,000 people crushed in to Eden Park and you could feel the apprehension, the rest of the country sat in front of their TV willing the team on. The Haka was given a brutal rendition, you could feel the determination, the passion emanating….the Ozzies glared their defiance back…it was all on! 10 minutes into a titanic struggle with the score three all Captain Ritchie McCaw had a brain fade and was yellow carded off for ten minutes by the French referee. The crowd roared…then murmured their worry  like you’ve never heard before. The Ozzies mustered a huge scrum which the All Blacks countered with one man down…. The counter ****** pushed the Australian scrum back 15 ft. Every man in New Zealand was on his feet roaring, you could feel the spirit of nationalism soaring….the moment was a watershed. The All Blacks counterattacked showing a brilliance in attack and defence we have not seen for years… and from that moment on the game was won. Final score 51:20 The Bledisloe Cup was ours. As the match finished the TV camera panned across the solidly black clad crowd…. I have never, ever in my life, seen so many, simultaneous, sets of white teeth grinning! The trip home to Australia would have been… a very subdued affair. Thought I should share this marvellous moment with you Boaz. Luv Dad.
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Aug 24, 2014
Aug 24, 2014 at 4:28 PM UTC
To my dear son, Boaz in distant Idaho,
To my dear son, Boaz in distant Idaho, Saturday nite, the whole of New Zealand waited in apprehension for the All Blacks rugy team to play the resurgent Wallabys @ Fortress Eden Park. The previous week at Suncorp Stadium in Sydney, in driving rain, the All Blacks muddled through a painfull draw with the Wallabys, 12 points each with no tries. The Wallabys had fancied their chances and had wanted an emphatic win on home soil. Both teams took that score as a loss and the gauntlet was thrown for the second match….. A brilliant evening, clear and fine , 50,000 people crushed in to Eden Park and you could feel the apprehension, the rest of the country sat in front of their TV willing the team on. The Haka was given a brutal rendition, you could feel the determination, the passion emanating….the Ozzies glared their defiance back…it was all on! 10 minutes into a titanic struggle with the score three all Captain Ritchie McCaw had a brain fade and was yellow carded off for ten minutes by the French referee. The crowd roared…then murmured their worry  like you’ve never heard before. The Ozzies mustered a huge scrum which the All Blacks countered with one man down…. The counter ****** pushed the Australian scrum back 15 ft. Every man in New Zealand was on his feet roaring, you could feel the spirit of nationalism soaring….the moment was a watershed. The All Blacks counterattacked showing a brilliance in attack and defence we have not seen for years… and from that moment on the game was won. Final score 51:20 The Bledisloe Cup was ours. As the match finished the TV camera panned across the solidly black clad crowd…. I have never, ever in my life, seen so many, simultaneous, sets of white teeth grinning! The trip home to Australia would have been… a very subdued affair. Thought I should share this marvellous moment with you Boaz. Luv Dad.
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I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us TOO BAD JULIA AND KEVIN WEREN’T ANY MATCH BUT We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 2:45 AM UTC
i love australia, it is pretty radical, dudes
I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us TOO BAD JULIA AND KEVIN WEREN’T ANY MATCH BUT We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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it's hard enough to shake yer bones awake and get into the game and that name, Monday, one day gone day, try and get your mojo on day Monday plays like an old fashioned song scratchy on the gramaphone's trying to make you shake yer bones I am just a bag of bones ready for the stewing *** what's Monday got that I can't see what does Monday do for me It's full of dinosaurs and boring old men I need the 'magic boomerang' the one that makes the time stand still then I'd wind back the clock until it was Saturday night The problem is this, no one remembers the TV show on Australian networks from so long ago I do though and 'I don't like Mondays' Oh boomtown rats? Don't remember a bomb that never had a boom or a rat in a town that never found room to chew on a Monday dinosaurs gave Monday a bad name.
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Jul 4, 2016
Jul 4, 2016 at 2:31 AM UTC
Dinosaurs gave Monday a bad name
got so drunk at their little, ahem, initiation ceremony: drank a bottle of whiskey when i heard we were going clubbing wearing lycra shorts... the man with the biggest bulge and the biggest stick... never understood male group psychology... or any group psychology for that matter... it isn't exactly a throng of noblemen following Henry VIII. i joined the lacrosse university team for a bit, left it when the time came to buy the equipment - i didn't think getting smacked by the defenders' longer sticks was worth it, to be a striker with the shortest stick - too physical - i thought i'd seek some other physicality, got stuck-up on rock climbing, and mountaineering for a while, nothing serious, a bit of easy bouldering on the edinbrugh crag, the one lining the skyline at holyrood park, the salisbury crag, just west of arthur's seat - i'm not going to lie about clinging off the matterhorn or something - but i did an expedition with the mountaineering club near Ben Nevis once... Glen Coe / Coire nan Lochan... and i figured, with all this talk of light pollution, well, "pollution", to think that a bunch of street lamps can blind away the stars of what former poets spoke of: about the illumination of the heavens for the blind eye to see... we camped outside one bothy (basic shelter) set off fireworks, drank whiskey, played music, burnt a fire in the bothy... but to be honest... i was not amused by this whole theory of light pollution... i looked up at the sky, and the number of stars was no greater than the number seen in a bright lit city... i know they say all those telescopes amplify the chance of peering into the heavens at night and see more stars... but why cite light pollution, when, in a remote highland hideout the number of stars didn't increase in number... i've heard a girl from australia cite that, in the outback she said more stars could be seen... even without a telescope... so the scottish highlands are unlike the australian outback? is it just me... or is it simply ******** this whole light pollution argument? it was dark out there like in an **** after black coffee and charcoal tablets.
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Apr 8, 2016
Apr 8, 2016 at 6:45 PM UTC
after black coffee & charcoal tablets
got so drunk at their little, ahem, initiation ceremony: drank a bottle of whiskey when i heard we were going clubbing wearing lycra shorts... the man with the biggest bulge and the biggest stick... never understood male group psychology... or any group psychology for that matter... it isn't exactly a throng of noblemen following Henry VIII. i joined the lacrosse university team for a bit, left it when the time came to buy the equipment - i didn't think getting smacked by the defenders' longer sticks was worth it, to be a striker with the shortest stick - too physical - i thought i'd seek some other physicality, got stuck-up on rock climbing, and mountaineering for a while, nothing serious, a bit of easy bouldering on the edinbrugh crag, the one lining the skyline at holyrood park, the salisbury crag, just west of arthur's seat - i'm not going to lie about clinging off the matterhorn or something - but i did an expedition with the mountaineering club near Ben Nevis once... Glen Coe / Coire nan Lochan... and i figured, with all this talk of light pollution, well, "pollution", to think that a bunch of street lamps can blind away the stars of what former poets spoke of: about the illumination of the heavens for the blind eye to see... we camped outside one bothy (basic shelter) set off fireworks, drank whiskey, played music, burnt a fire in the bothy... but to be honest... i was not amused by this whole theory of light pollution... i looked up at the sky, and the number of stars was no greater than the number seen in a bright lit city... i know they say all those telescopes amplify the chance of peering into the heavens at night and see more stars... but why cite light pollution, when, in a remote highland hideout the number of stars didn't increase in number... i've heard a girl from australia cite that, in the outback she said more stars could be seen... even without a telescope... so the scottish highlands are unlike the australian outback? is it just me... or is it simply ******** this whole light pollution argument? it was dark out there like in an **** after black coffee and charcoal tablets.
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Slashers Defined In response to my piece, Slashers, it was requested that maybe I could reveal at least which band or other info these great guitar players performed for to gain their claim to fame. I don't want to spend too much time on this defintion, but will give what info I think is pertinent. If you do not know some of the names I have presented to you, and you are a blues, rock, jazz, fusion guitar fan, I suggest you take the time to listen to some of their work. I have included some of my favorite incredible fusion players that do not have a super star following, but are renowned in their group of fans, probably mostly musicians to some degree. If you are a frustrated guitar player like I am, do not listen to the likes of Holdsworth, Johnson, Gambale, or Morse unless you love being tortured. Anyway on with the show. Eric Clapton – Yardbirds, Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominos. Jimmy Page – Yardbirds, Led Zeppe, The Honeydrippers, The Firm Jimi Hendrix – not only what is, but, what could have been Alan Holdsworth – Solo jazz fusion player – hot Steve Howe – Yes, Asia - Progressive rock, jazz – Bill Nelson – BeBop Deluxe, Solo Terry Kath – Chicago (25 or 6 to 4) – another sad early departure Ted Nugent – Amboy Dukes, **** Yankees – The madman Jim Krueger – Dave Mason Band – solo progressive rock Eddy Van Halen – Van Halen Ritchie Blackmore – Deep Purple, Rainbow Jerry Doucette – Doucette (Mama let him play) Eric Johnson – Solo – New Age, jazz Frank Gambale – Australian- Jazz, fusion, rock Goerge Benson – Jazz Larry Carlton – Jazz, new age rock Marc Farner - Grand Funk Railroad Peter Frampton – Humble Pie, solo Joe Satriani - New age – solo Johnny A. - jazz, new age – solo Danny Gatton – jazz, rockabilly – solo Chet Atkins – jazz, country John Mayer – Pop, blues – solo Neal Schon – Journey Steve Lukather – Toto Masyoshi Takanaka – New age, jazz – Japanese solo Lee Ritnour – Jazz, new age – solo Leslie West - Mountain, West Bruce & Laing Monty Montgomery – jazz, blues (accoustic you have never heard) Wes Montgomery – jazz 40's – 50's Phil Keaggy – New age Christian Robin Trower – Procul Harem Brian May – Queen Rick Derringer – Montrose, Edgar Winter Group, Steely Dan Robin Ford – John Mayall, Chick Corea, solo jazz, fusion, blues Carlos Santana – Santana Ronnie Montrose – Montrose Steve Morse – Dixie Dregs, Kansas, solo jazz, fusion Trevor Rabin – Yes, solo new age Gomer LePoet...
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Jun 10, 2010
Jun 10, 2010 at 1:19 PM UTC
Slashers Defined
Slashers Defined In response to my piece, Slashers, it was requested that maybe I could reveal at least which band or other info these great guitar players performed for to gain their claim to fame. I don't want to spend too much time on this defintion, but will give what info I think is pertinent. If you do not know some of the names I have presented to you, and you are a blues, rock, jazz, fusion guitar fan, I suggest you take the time to listen to some of their work. I have included some of my favorite incredible fusion players that do not have a super star following, but are renowned in their group of fans, probably mostly musicians to some degree. If you are a frustrated guitar player like I am, do not listen to the likes of Holdsworth, Johnson, Gambale, or Morse unless you love being tortured. Anyway on with the show. Eric Clapton – Yardbirds, Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominos. Jimmy Page – Yardbirds, Led Zeppe, The Honeydrippers, The Firm Jimi Hendrix – not only what is, but, what could have been Alan Holdsworth – Solo jazz fusion player – hot Steve Howe – Yes, Asia - Progressive rock, jazz – Bill Nelson – BeBop Deluxe, Solo Terry Kath – Chicago (25 or 6 to 4) – another sad early departure Ted Nugent – Amboy Dukes, **** Yankees – The madman Jim Krueger – Dave Mason Band – solo progressive rock Eddy Van Halen – Van Halen Ritchie Blackmore – Deep Purple, Rainbow Jerry Doucette – Doucette (Mama let him play) Eric Johnson – Solo – New Age, jazz Frank Gambale – Australian- Jazz, fusion, rock Goerge Benson – Jazz Larry Carlton – Jazz, new age rock Marc Farner - Grand Funk Railroad Peter Frampton – Humble Pie, solo Joe Satriani - New age – solo Johnny A. - jazz, new age – solo Danny Gatton – jazz, rockabilly – solo Chet Atkins – jazz, country John Mayer – Pop, blues – solo Neal Schon – Journey Steve Lukather – Toto Masyoshi Takanaka – New age, jazz – Japanese solo Lee Ritnour – Jazz, new age – solo Leslie West - Mountain, West Bruce & Laing Monty Montgomery – jazz, blues (accoustic you have never heard) Wes Montgomery – jazz 40's – 50's Phil Keaggy – New age Christian Robin Trower – Procul Harem Brian May – Queen Rick Derringer – Montrose, Edgar Winter Group, Steely Dan Robin Ford – John Mayall, Chick Corea, solo jazz, fusion, blues Carlos Santana – Santana Ronnie Montrose – Montrose Steve Morse – Dixie Dregs, Kansas, solo jazz, fusion Trevor Rabin – Yes, solo new age Gomer LePoet...
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