I've got no clue on what to do
Guess I'll make due
By talking to those who are doomed

Hey there person who is surely doomed
I hope you're feeling okay today
If not, then that's alright
Sometimes I wish I can fly away
But I look at what good I can bring on those days
And I hope you can too
Or at least give it a good o'l college try
Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful week
And please
Keep your head held high
I'm positive you'll succeed
Maybe not today
But someday.

Feeling overwhelmed with what's going on
Don't ask me how I handle this
I just do what needs to be done
Yeah, I've got my reasons
But don't be mistaken
This isn't bliss
Not from what I've done

I should have listened to my intuition
But it's too late
Now I'm numb
And there's no exit
Just me in this closet
With so many secrets

Metaphors all around
Which go round and round
You'll never understand
But I'm sure you will
One day

How long will this last
How long will I survive
Who knows
Certainly not me
Just a nobody in my twenties
Who has a knack for poetry
Writing and writing
Only for it to bring nothing
Nah, it makes me forget about reality
So I guess that's something

Where is this going?
Who knows, certainly not me
Just a nobody in my twenties
Who lives in poverty
Hey, have some money?
I'll write you a lovely story
With a man named Johnny
Who has a girlfriend named Lucy
She's real juicy
BUT WAIT
She's a zombie
That's pretty filthy
I'm sorry

This poem turned out pretty bad
But it is what it is
Insomnia at it's finest
Anyways, I hope you have a splendid day
So goodbye, farewell
See you in hell.

I said this once
and I'll say it again
we don't need anymore
Pomegranates

Its red body is evil
its sent, tempting
it comes from the devil
which makes it awful

Maybe I'm just ignorant
Maybe it is really good
Perhaps I'll have a taste
and become amazed

I've wasted so much time
hating on something
Not worth the dime
but today I'll change my ways
and have my old self
Become amazed

Pomegranates, you are oh so
Sublime.

I need to write something funny
or else I'm going to get murdered
by a really fat bunny
This may seem like a joke
but please, it isn't funny
my life is on the line here
and I'll say anything
to get out of here.

In its cute tiny hands is a knife
and on its thigh is a tattoo
A tattoo of someone's wife
I can't really explain anything more
but she's definitely
A major eyesore
Not as bad as this fat bunny
who belongs in Mordor.

I don't think the fat bunny is laughing
and he's getting ready
to start stabbing
I can't believe
this is
happening.

Oh no, I'm dead
Well this isn't cool
That bunny was a total butthead.

My mind has been wondering about in a deserted state
which is something that I absolutely hate
I wish I was different, I wish I was better
I guess its fate that left me feeling bitter
Why is it me who has to live this kind of life?
a day later and I'm a whole new man
I have your wife to thank, she made me feel better.

Don't be silly and wrap your ***** said a hippy named Billy
who was ***** for a gypsy who was clearly into whiskey
and was ready for a ****** even after feeling ******.

"Do you remember that time when you did that thing,
that thing you did when you were king?"
"Of course I remember that thing I did when I was king,
but please, let's speak of anything but that thing."

"Ok, do you know that I know that my father knows about a king,
a king who died long ago by a slow buffalo with a nose like Pinocchio?"
"no, I didn't know that you know about your father knowing a king,
a king who died long ago by a slow buffalo with a nose like Pinocchios."
"Now you know!"
"now I know."

"How about-"
"No more, please."
"Aw, you're a cold sore like Louise."