"दो गज की दूरी
रखना हैं ज़रूरी"

"ओ! जा रहे हो रैली में,
तब छूट मिली है  पूरी"

"क्योंकि चुनाव वाले प्रदेशों में
कोरोना को आने की
नही मिली हैं मंज़ूरी"

भारत सरकार द्वारा
जनहित में जारी

So I went to get new glasses
Cos my eyes have felt real bad
I went there feeling cr*p
I left there feeling sad
I squinted and I squirmed
In that black opticians chair
"I'm afraid your vouchers expired sir"
"**** off that isn't fair!"
Well that's what I wanted to say
But I bit me lip and sighed
When she told me what I owed
I almost frickin died
"How much?! I blurted back
Wide eyed and unamused
I was fed up and so I nodded
**** me should have refused!
I hope these glasses see covid
It should for that friggin' sum
Stick your lenses and your voucher
Right up your b

I like to rhyme way with way
But I have so much more to say
Since I have a higher technological mind
I’ll be rhyming time with time
Now, now
Don’t be jealous of all my rhymes
I’m alive and doing fine