Corinna, wake
     For Heavens sake,
You slothful Slug-a-bed!
     May is long past,
     And June flyes fast;
Roses are cherrie-red.

     Corinna, rise;
     Open your eies;
You sleep far far too much.
     Get up, or els
     Suffer the smells
Of an oven hot and Dutch!

I.
Hotter than summer's hottest days,
When Sol doth set the earth ablaze,
Are all Urania's sultry ways:
          She'll make you sweat!
When she descends from scorchèd skies,
She'll fry like eggs your blinded eyes
As someone yells from afar, "Surprise!"
          You'll feel the heat!

Fear not.  Her fury's wrath and rage
Lasts but a moment, not an age.
She'll cook your meat and burn the sage
          And smoke the ***.
I love her when she's fully enriched.
I love her like a baseball pitched.
I love her ****** [OOPS! roboT gLitCh t  )
          I'm hot for.bot@

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II.
Urania!  Urania!!
I have for you a mania!
You're driving me insania!
Urania!  Urania!!  Urania!!!

Last Christmas was the last Christmas.
Last Earth Day was the last Earth Day.
Last weekend was the last weekend.
Your last birthday was your last birthday.

Happy last Wednesday!

Sun.      🌞/🌛       85⁰/65⁰               
Mon.    🌞/🌛       87⁰/64⁰              
Tue.      ⛅/☁️       82⁰/61⁰               
Wed.    🌞/🌛       88⁰/67⁰.              
Thu.     🌞/🌛       85⁰/62⁰               
Fri.        ☄/🔥      15,000⁰/500⁰

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There once was a gorkik from Venus
Named Xaliphskon Yxzalon Zenus
     Who made a gray baby,
     A cute little grayby,
By mating a zhpart with a squenus.

There once was a munchkin from Oz
Named Phineas Entwhistle Boz:
     The Lollipop Guild
     Had Phineas killed:
Their reason, they said, was becoz.