Dark Holes: Favorites

Jul 2014 Dark Holes

Drunk Haiku

Jul 2014 Dark Holes

StuKerr

Drunk Haiku

Alcohol my life
Blur it and let me be free
Inhibitions melt

#drunk #addiction #haiku #sadness #alcohol #beer #drunken

Jul 2014 Dark Holes

Espresso

Jul 2014 Dark Holes

StuKerr

Espresso

Coffee salvation
Caffeinated ambrosia
Beloved Barista

#love #addiction #coffee #salvation #sweet #addict #caffeine

Jul 2014 Dark Holes

anchorman haiku

Jul 2014 Dark Holes

StuKerr

anchorman haiku

That Ron Burgandy
He's so misogynistic
Baxter is Awesome

#haiku #funny #dog #silly #ron #shithaiku #burgundy #baxter

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

Powder Blue

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

StuKerr

Powder Blue

Powder blue adam
Won't somebody **** me please
I miss the nineties

#love #heartbreak #depression #hate #haiku #me #**** #jewish #nineties #90s

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

Personification 2

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

StuKerr

Personification 2

Steve the ocelot
Works at the supermarket
But can't reach high shelves

#haiku #personification #saga #ocelot #ocelittle

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

Ageing

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

StuKerr

Ageing

What is a haiku?
Alzheimer's makes me forget
What is a haiku?

#haiku #forget #alzheimers #shithaiku

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

Fashionista

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

StuKerr

Fashionista

She left me for him
He's a big ageing baby
His diaper is chic

Chic baby diaper shithaiku ageing young love

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

Fashion Police

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

StuKerr

Fashion Police

Fashionista Queen
She wears all the best labels
Too bad she's a *****

#label #haiku #***** #**** #fashion

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

Muscular

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

StuKerr

Muscular

Gym ****** eyes me
I've lifted more than I should
I banged him later

#lifted #bang #gym #****** #******* #doyouevenlift

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

Spiral

Jun 2014 Dark Holes

StuKerr

Spiral

Im out of my mind
Drugs and drink anything goes
I have **** my pants

#drunk #drugs #drink #gross #***** #spiral #sypd