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The Revolution will not be pay-per-view, Streamed online, or listed in the TV Guide, The Revolution will be LIVE ON AIR Rush seating No reservations First to come are first to serve The Revolution will not be monetarily politicized, the Revolution will be patronized Next, On the World Today Network: Revolution This Way Comes The Revolution will not be a mutually exclusive for CBC, BBC, CNN, YouTube, Facebook, SnapChat, or Instagram The Revolution is more than digital trolling, It will be a Counter-Electronic-Magnetic-Pulse Do you have your passport for the Revolution? The Revolution is unauthorized Written for and by all the people The Revolution is radical, hands-on, and requires assembly Batteries are not included and there is no manufacturer’s warantee,   The Revolution will be uncomfortable for those living in leisure For it has been bred to cause the Elite displeasure Revolution 99% Uploaded Press [ENTER] key to initiate collective action ~ NM 10/17/15
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Dec 28, 2018
Dec 28, 2018 at 3:17 PM UTC
The Revolution Will Not Be a One-Time-Only YouTube Sensation
Smokey the bear had fought lots of fires, he was a good guy, didn't have any priors. But after so many years committed to the job, Smokey started to feel as if he would sob every time he got a message calling him back to work, to put out a fire started by some drunken **** No matter how many fires Smokey put out, it never seemed to gain him any social clout. His so called “friends” never invited him to hang though all Smokey wanted was to be one of the gang. They would hold fancy dances and dress in their best, but poor lonely Smokey was never a guest. He rented a tux and showed it to one guy, who immediately retorted with quite the rude reply! “Are you kidding,” he said, “Smokey tuxes aren’t for bears, besides, you’d have to return it all covered in hair!” “No,” the guy said, “It’s best you stay home,” “Besides, I know you don’t mind hanging out alone!” But Smokey did mind, he minded a lot, and later that night, he had a brilliant thought. “I’ll go to that party and show them, they’ll see, you can’t just leave out a fun bear like me.” However, Smokey's idea did not go as planned, his first mistake being that he arrived in a van. A van that looked like something a molester would use while trolling the streets for a child to choose. Smokey’s second mistake was his puke yellow tux, the one he had bought for only two bucks. When he finally entered people gasped in surprise, unable to believe the strange thing before their eyes. There Smokey stood, all covered in yellow, holding a cane and top hat he thought made him quite the “fancy fellow.” After a moment of silence there was a loud roar, as laughing people asked, “What look were you going for?” Embarrassed, Smokey tried to claim the whole thing was a joke, Stuttering, “C’mon you guys know I’m quite the funny bloke!” Eyes brimming with tears Smokey decided to leave, but this embarrassed bear had something up his sleeve. “I hate them,” he thought, standing outside, and decided to make sure none of them would have a ride. So he slashed all their tires while giggling with glee, Thinking, "Now they’ll feel bad for laughing at me!” But this was not enough, Smokey wanted to do more, so he grabbed a gas can and started to pour. He saturated the grass, the trees and the flowers, and then sparked a fire that would burn on for hours. This was one fire Smokey would not put out, he simply stood, and then laughed as he heard the first shout.
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Nov 4, 2012
Nov 4, 2012 at 10:31 PM UTC
fatal fires
Smokey the bear had fought lots of fires, he was a good guy, didn't have any priors. But after so many years committed to the job, Smokey started to feel as if he would sob every time he got a message calling him back to work, to put out a fire started by some drunken **** No matter how many fires Smokey put out, it never seemed to gain him any social clout. His so called “friends” never invited him to hang though all Smokey wanted was to be one of the gang. They would hold fancy dances and dress in their best, but poor lonely Smokey was never a guest. He rented a tux and showed it to one guy, who immediately retorted with quite the rude reply! “Are you kidding,” he said, “Smokey tuxes aren’t for bears, besides, you’d have to return it all covered in hair!” “No,” the guy said, “It’s best you stay home,” “Besides, I know you don’t mind hanging out alone!” But Smokey did mind, he minded a lot, and later that night, he had a brilliant thought. “I’ll go to that party and show them, they’ll see, you can’t just leave out a fun bear like me.” However, Smokey's idea did not go as planned, his first mistake being that he arrived in a van. A van that looked like something a molester would use while trolling the streets for a child to choose. Smokey’s second mistake was his puke yellow tux, the one he had bought for only two bucks. When he finally entered people gasped in surprise, unable to believe the strange thing before their eyes. There Smokey stood, all covered in yellow, holding a cane and top hat he thought made him quite the “fancy fellow.” After a moment of silence there was a loud roar, as laughing people asked, “What look were you going for?” Embarrassed, Smokey tried to claim the whole thing was a joke, Stuttering, “C’mon you guys know I’m quite the funny bloke!” Eyes brimming with tears Smokey decided to leave, but this embarrassed bear had something up his sleeve. “I hate them,” he thought, standing outside, and decided to make sure none of them would have a ride. So he slashed all their tires while giggling with glee, Thinking, "Now they’ll feel bad for laughing at me!” But this was not enough, Smokey wanted to do more, so he grabbed a gas can and started to pour. He saturated the grass, the trees and the flowers, and then sparked a fire that would burn on for hours. This was one fire Smokey would not put out, he simply stood, and then laughed as he heard the first shout.
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The first comment I received a **** you" with a smiley face I laughed off wouldn't you? Kind of crazy kind of creepy put it away as some one we all know. The second comment came with the usual language refrain I was a "hack" my words were "dreck". The disparaging words about my dead mother gave me pause to reflect. The third comment and more began to recall information of past faux pas secret affairs one or two personal pecadillos never mentioned beyond the dialogues in my mind. Embarrassing I know. I, of course, went to the home page to see if it was someone known to me. No identifying data but a picture I remembered vaguely from a past I didn't know. The trolling continued relentless I would say pulled the plug put up a block but wouldn't you know The comments continued to come into my dreams brutal criticism of every move I made the day finally arrived when I realized Alter personalities were shedding off of me like psychological psoriasis They were hitting the ground running I was finding poems I didn't remember writing clothes I never bought People kept hugging me I had never met before they knew me far to well called me many names none of which were mine. The silence of my nights were broken when I found myself in my car on Highway 101 returning from where I did not know with a smile on my face illegal drugs in my pocket. How did I get here? How did we get there? Where are we now? Another account opened on Hello Poetry with an anagram of my name. I find my days getting shorter and shorter it became clear I had become the dream The others had become me.
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Aug 2, 2014
Aug 2, 2014 at 9:58 AM UTC
Dissociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personality) On Hello Poetry
The first comment I received a **** you" with a smiley face I laughed off wouldn't you? Kind of crazy kind of creepy put it away as some one we all know. The second comment came with the usual language refrain I was a "hack" my words were "dreck". The disparaging words about my dead mother gave me pause to reflect. The third comment and more began to recall information of past faux pas secret affairs one or two personal pecadillos never mentioned beyond the dialogues in my mind. Embarrassing I know. I, of course, went to the home page to see if it was someone known to me. No identifying data but a picture I remembered vaguely from a past I didn't know. The trolling continued relentless I would say pulled the plug put up a block but wouldn't you know The comments continued to come into my dreams brutal criticism of every move I made the day finally arrived when I realized Alter personalities were shedding off of me like psychological psoriasis They were hitting the ground running I was finding poems I didn't remember writing clothes I never bought People kept hugging me I had never met before they knew me far to well called me many names none of which were mine. The silence of my nights were broken when I found myself in my car on Highway 101 returning from where I did not know with a smile on my face illegal drugs in my pocket. How did I get here? How did we get there? Where are we now? Another account opened on Hello Poetry with an anagram of my name. I find my days getting shorter and shorter it became clear I had become the dream The others had become me.
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viral and trending as fifteen minutes has become a lifetime and 45 seconds is more what it looks like to be internet famous – fat cats and mall rats in Spanx sippling frozen latte’s with 8 shots of circle K crack violently Instagram-ing every moment constantly trolling for the one big hit – social media ***** bored with “likes” looking to blog the best tweets and Facebook with the losers of last year’s season of Celebrity Chef –
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Jun 18, 2015
Jun 18, 2015 at 2:31 PM UTC
social media is silly
I am a swordsman of the mind. My blade, Language, and logic. It’s purity glints in the sun. It’s truth, a razor edge. With a deft flick of my tongue, crimson lines appear, blood beads. The cut is skilled, rends deep. This is not trolling. This is sparta.
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Jun 5, 2010
Jun 5, 2010 at 2:12 PM UTC
Oath of the Grammar ****
Shimmy wild Shake down - This is some Railroading Existential Trolling **** I’m plugging in- A glaring glitch In your singular Reality. You’re completely Right If you think I’m Taking advantage of the fact That you Think We’re all just Programmed players In your Sacred Existence. My iridescent snicker Isn’t what’s up for debate Buddy - I know there’s a coyote Lurking about Somewhere And I’m gonna let that Son of a ***** Chuckle & buckle Up Until I lose it In the Trippiest corners Of your mind; Whistling like Whispers Where words Sound like Wonders Bathed in Confusion At its best. I’m gonna make you Wonder If you’ve ever Waken up At all. -- Gear hopping Daily From your Native system To “What the hell’s Even Going on anymore?” Don’t worry Though Darling. I only switched The blues And the greens. You’re only sleeping If you believe You are.
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Nov 9, 2011
Nov 9, 2011 at 12:26 AM UTC
Playtime
Honey meets tongue, Leaves taste buds stung and mouth melting violently versing vows, Spilling out fermented Thoughts caught aloud Dribbling down toward where they ought not Time stopped us In a clockmaker shop Cooking empty pots of dead doves in forgot sauce Some day in december's When Plans were dismembered For the scent of Butter bubbling curiosity Found horse hungry, So, suddenly he broke free Trampling Predictable  logic. chasing her tail to town When, I, sir pain, thought id taught again, then again the art of invading castles, Without being found. Trolling, rolling through The inner out of bounds A shoeless, shoreless yet Very sure way To get around None catching on of course Till swordsman number four Split with silver This world on wheels we made With a crash left some Birthday suit vision Standing stunned stupid Abashed with a gun to the  mirror Which crying, stammered: If you let them dear, Just let them, They will Listen, To your  chime, chiming Bells inside, Rhyming you dread hearing songs from" Said defense: "Who wants to play each blow to the heart With lawless abandon to The head?" "letting harsh  light burn holes and leave marks wherever they feel" Don't think so Solomon!" Vision laughs, reflection kneels, Hands praying And In the periphery, as a way to break scene here we see the mailman Crying tears on a map Who once watched little Ms steel-sturdy put on her full act. Wood chips flew thenmsky went black Pupils dilate to her shell-shocked state Of Before, before hell bent on Withholding, before Taking hostage of clowns who are all tied up with Lilith, the queen The state that led our wayward siren to begin driving round   in Some man-made beast She calls Ed.
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Oct 6, 2013
Oct 6, 2013 at 7:22 AM UTC
How to invent a Trojan War
Honey meets tongue, Leaves taste buds stung and mouth melting violently versing vows, Spilling out fermented Thoughts caught aloud Dribbling down toward where they ought not Time stopped us In a clockmaker shop Cooking empty pots of dead doves in forgot sauce Some day in december's When Plans were dismembered For the scent of Butter bubbling curiosity Found horse hungry, So, suddenly he broke free Trampling Predictable  logic. chasing her tail to town When, I, sir pain, thought id taught again, then again the art of invading castles, Without being found. Trolling, rolling through The inner out of bounds A shoeless, shoreless yet Very sure way To get around None catching on of course Till swordsman number four Split with silver This world on wheels we made With a crash left some Birthday suit vision Standing stunned stupid Abashed with a gun to the  mirror Which crying, stammered: If you let them dear, Just let them, They will Listen, To your  chime, chiming Bells inside, Rhyming you dread hearing songs from" Said defense: "Who wants to play each blow to the heart With lawless abandon to The head?" "letting harsh  light burn holes and leave marks wherever they feel" Don't think so Solomon!" Vision laughs, reflection kneels, Hands praying And In the periphery, as a way to break scene here we see the mailman Crying tears on a map Who once watched little Ms steel-sturdy put on her full act. Wood chips flew thenmsky went black Pupils dilate to her shell-shocked state Of Before, before hell bent on Withholding, before Taking hostage of clowns who are all tied up with Lilith, the queen The state that led our wayward siren to begin driving round   in Some man-made beast She calls Ed.
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is this craft that chose you, not defined by millimeters, precision absolute, curvatures, so eye pleasing they demonstrate no tolerance for tolerance of the ordinary the skill of words, too, cut so fine, find the extraordinary within, refine, refine, refine, shave away the trite, the reused, discard, instant recognition, unusable cut new cuts, thy spirit tolling, thy soul trolling anew is thy toolings earth sourced from and of the ever better, ever closer, always newer make thy own designs, faithfully execute the new born original, by elevating, with the tools in you, provide us, by illuminating no thing machined, can ever be as fine as the originality that requires soft spoken definition in new ways, heart and hand guild crafted when God designed the Connecticut autumnal leaves, overriding the summers's single green, good but not miraculous, insufficient, when contrasted with the shades of red, yellow, purple, black, orange, pink, magenta, blue and brown of newly fallen words and worlds in the season of change write me a tool so elegant, so complex, so refined and yet so simple, that its point will force no choice, but engrave gasps of pleasure upon my faltering eyes, my slowing heart, my exhausted limbs, and make me live again through your finest creativity heat heat heat burn to look beyond
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Nov 23, 2014
Nov 23, 2014 at 9:38 AM UTC
Machinist, Tool Thyself (for Joe)
i have been attacked on another poetry site because i found a baby plagierist.... it is of no matter really... a storm in a teacup... i only mention it here because... the logic of the this cyber **** was so very ludicrious. among the swearing and none to inventive ways i should go **** myself was this little gem.... "and stop using a dictionary to make yourself look smart" now...i am honest in saying none of the ranting had affected me up to this point.... but this...just left me...        .... rolfing..... as poets....is not that part of our credo...is the dictionary not one of our basic tools. anyway..just thought i would share this as an example of the genius minds that take up trolling.
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Sep 12, 2014
Sep 12, 2014 at 5:25 AM UTC
the genius troll...with regards to cyberbullying
In a busy town In massachusetts there is this college BCC At this cozy college there are 8 buildings But one has capture my heart completly G BUILDING Walk through the sliding glass doors Around the corner through the lunch room To the Dinning hall Noise assult my ears Beeping video games shouts of triumph Kpop and metal music Tables littered with playing cards Yugioh Pokemon Magic People as different as can be From all corners of the social spectrum Popular and geeks Join together in a crazy dance A swirling brightly colored tango Joined together by mutal intrest Riker, dear Riker puple fadora ever present My "Co-Pimp" a founding father of the trolling company Damien, Oh damien Your strangness growing stranger Your hair of deception Another founding father Jose, Dear Lord Jose You're pervertenss proceeds you Cat calling Video gaming Holly, sweet Holly Looking innocent and sweet Masking your wildness underneath Nathan, My Naten My best friend through the ages Opinions flying Jungle juice by your side Casey, My sweet sweet Casey Ghost story devourer Trusting you with my secrets Everyone's little sister John, John of the lake Annoying as hell but loveble all the same only kind things to say Josh, Or should I say Shoji Big Brother Laptop out Video game in Matt, My lovely Matt This is where we met Fate intervined brought us together This is where I belong This island of misfits This G building gang This is my home.
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May 8, 2014
May 8, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
The Tale of the G building Gang (mind you this is VERY VERY LONG)
While rolling, trolling, strolling Found a round astounding gem Pull one word like a cork in the gourd Could not accept a poem worth a foam I accept ten word poem structured in zen Even I tried the challenge for a change One word is so broad; meanings could not contain in a board How would the giver deliver the message to receiver? I got no humor and color for that poem Sorry but this is only my opinion; Don't bring onions Thank you for sharing and found something worth learning Assonance is worth trying.
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Jul 29, 2015
Jul 29, 2015 at 11:36 AM UTC
Too many words poem
Therapy. You've made me a walking travesty. Always trying to trawl me treacherous. My mind treadling to trench my trifling thoughts. Only trickling off from the tip of my tongue, As you're trolling my troublous trigger, You're no friend to me. You're only therapy.
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Nov 18, 2014
Nov 18, 2014 at 2:27 AM UTC
Therapy
*The most broken people live on earth.   Not even a good poet and wont pretend to be. I fell asleep at my desk reading boring poems in school. I failed the test on how many stanza in a poem. Writing about broke people makes me feel good. It's a long *** poem so read it or not read it. Word up!* Call me white boy playing black hipster like the broken record Miley.   I can't type twerk on my keyboard but turning all ghetto on y'all. Lady done done all she can to shock and mess with our minds. What she gone do next, buy a house in a black hood and live there? That's messed up and so I'm dumb and I love attention. I live in a big town population less than sixteen thousand. We listed on the map as a god ****** city. Word up! I need to be a hipster and I'm going hood on y'all. In my hood I see houses needing fixing and painting. Got a friend who lives in a trailer park metal piece that goes around the bottom of his trailer fell off and his pipes froze during that weather deep freeze. He's renting that trailer that should be condemned like most trailers in that park but who the **** cares? He's got a roof over his head and he should be grateful he ain't homeless like the rest of the trailer park dwellers. Landlords don't give a **** they care about collecting rent. We got men and women living on internet trolling Craigslist. Most trolling hoping to find dates are married. Single men and women seeking sugar daddies and mommies. They are broken people. I walk down streets and our old and newer malls. Same weird *** people shop at both. I see women yelling at kids with ****** diapers that smell bad. One used the back of her hand to wipe a snot nose then went back to talking and texting. Women with babies at home meeting men they met on personals. Good place to hide when they married or got men. Leave the babies at home with sitters or family and find new men. Hanging out at malls is a fake. "Meet me at my pickup in a half hour and don't wear ****** Read that message on a burner cell I found at the new mall. It's a burner so it don't need to be returned. Read the rest and she is married and has more than one lover she met off personals. Work it girl and keep the sugar daddies coming! How many broken moms who should not be moms exist? There are too many broken people who exist.
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Jan 14, 2014
Jan 14, 2014 at 6:38 PM UTC
All the broken people
*The most broken people live on earth.   Not even a good poet and wont pretend to be. I fell asleep at my desk reading boring poems in school. I failed the test on how many stanza in a poem. Writing about broke people makes me feel good. It's a long *** poem so read it or not read it. Word up!* Call me white boy playing black hipster like the broken record Miley.   I can't type twerk on my keyboard but turning all ghetto on y'all. Lady done done all she can to shock and mess with our minds. What she gone do next, buy a house in a black hood and live there? That's messed up and so I'm dumb and I love attention. I live in a big town population less than sixteen thousand. We listed on the map as a god ****** city. Word up! I need to be a hipster and I'm going hood on y'all. In my hood I see houses needing fixing and painting. Got a friend who lives in a trailer park metal piece that goes around the bottom of his trailer fell off and his pipes froze during that weather deep freeze. He's renting that trailer that should be condemned like most trailers in that park but who the **** cares? He's got a roof over his head and he should be grateful he ain't homeless like the rest of the trailer park dwellers. Landlords don't give a **** they care about collecting rent. We got men and women living on internet trolling Craigslist. Most trolling hoping to find dates are married. Single men and women seeking sugar daddies and mommies. They are broken people. I walk down streets and our old and newer malls. Same weird *** people shop at both. I see women yelling at kids with ****** diapers that smell bad. One used the back of her hand to wipe a snot nose then went back to talking and texting. Women with babies at home meeting men they met on personals. Good place to hide when they married or got men. Leave the babies at home with sitters or family and find new men. Hanging out at malls is a fake. "Meet me at my pickup in a half hour and don't wear ****** Read that message on a burner cell I found at the new mall. It's a burner so it don't need to be returned. Read the rest and she is married and has more than one lover she met off personals. Work it girl and keep the sugar daddies coming! How many broken moms who should not be moms exist? There are too many broken people who exist.
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trolling through midnight streets braking to avert inflicted pedestrians crawling to and from pedestrian afflictions I hope become fares I am the vehicle to next destinations the portage to an evenings ravenous end Music Selection: Ides of March Vehicle 10/15/14 Oakland jbm
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Oct 15, 2014
Oct 15, 2014 at 3:54 PM UTC
vehicle
I'm not taking a side I think you're all daft With words that deride Afore and aft It doesn't have to be snide Trolling can be quite a laugh But it lacks imagination And creates an irritation When you're ******* at it and use it as an excuse to just be nasty to each other and then you don't step away, and just keep arguing and arguing and arguing like you're in nursery, and nobody gets a solution because the whole thing is pointless and irrelevant and based on opinions that don't matter of people you will probably never meet and it's just so ridiculous I can't even end this sentence because of how ridiculous it all is and its made me forget about punctuation and sentence structure and everything because I'm annoyed at having to read such pointless ******* and I'm tired because here in England it's after midnight and I'm laid here reading ******* rather than sleeping when I just want to read some poetry aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh and all I know is to make this line rhyme I need to end it in ation!!! A rhyme about other trolls Troll troll You've got a big head And you're made of stone And you aren't red Troll troll You're in a film called the hobbit And you're made of stone And you're not a rabbit Troll troll You could be a rabbit One made of stone You could be red Made of red stone But you lack imagination Like an Internet troll Because you're head is made of rocks And you were made by some sort of evil wizard or something So at least you've got an excuse Unlike people Who lack imagination when trying to be a troll Because they lack even the imagination of a troll Who is actually a troll But came in 6 movies rather than sitting behind a computer screen blaming other people for their loneliness I'm off to fester in my own self pity, silently waiting to have my troll poem trolled by trolls who aren't really trolls. I'll be back tomorrow for more fun and games. That's all folks!!
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Apr 14, 2016
Apr 14, 2016 at 7:46 PM UTC
A poem about trolls
I'm not taking a side I think you're all daft With words that deride Afore and aft It doesn't have to be snide Trolling can be quite a laugh But it lacks imagination And creates an irritation When you're ******* at it and use it as an excuse to just be nasty to each other and then you don't step away, and just keep arguing and arguing and arguing like you're in nursery, and nobody gets a solution because the whole thing is pointless and irrelevant and based on opinions that don't matter of people you will probably never meet and it's just so ridiculous I can't even end this sentence because of how ridiculous it all is and its made me forget about punctuation and sentence structure and everything because I'm annoyed at having to read such pointless ******* and I'm tired because here in England it's after midnight and I'm laid here reading ******* rather than sleeping when I just want to read some poetry aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh and all I know is to make this line rhyme I need to end it in ation!!! A rhyme about other trolls Troll troll You've got a big head And you're made of stone And you aren't red Troll troll You're in a film called the hobbit And you're made of stone And you're not a rabbit Troll troll You could be a rabbit One made of stone You could be red Made of red stone But you lack imagination Like an Internet troll Because you're head is made of rocks And you were made by some sort of evil wizard or something So at least you've got an excuse Unlike people Who lack imagination when trying to be a troll Because they lack even the imagination of a troll Who is actually a troll But came in 6 movies rather than sitting behind a computer screen blaming other people for their loneliness I'm off to fester in my own self pity, silently waiting to have my troll poem trolled by trolls who aren't really trolls. I'll be back tomorrow for more fun and games. That's all folks!!
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Central park Nevuary. 3rd. There's a noise like I never heard. Humming and grunting. Guess Ill go hunting. trolling they call it. Candy.apples are bait they tell me . Lucky I'm stocked up with the caramel kind.. Why? Don't have a clue. Creeping on my belly to the clearing ahead. Therel"s a huge checkered table cloth . Checkered I said Sir. Are there more white squares or more red type squares sir. Trolls sit cross legged in front of a candy apple pile. Stuffing their faces a minute a mile. Trolls are a fiction or that is the tale. These trolls wash down apples with hot ginger ale I wish I would stop dreaming this dream.every time I eat mango ice cream.
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May 25, 2013
May 25, 2013 at 11:54 PM UTC
Troll Patroll
Trolling Amazon I found my inner Kurtz Harrison foreswore my bear totem: darkness Lady gal pal taught me soul-mating hurts Martha Muffins vinyl v. Kirby’s Agatha Harkness Saved my twins made them productive Mutating FF X to Avengers indie 80s on me take Man-starring all the boogie children say code this grandpa Gaiman Miller Moore Morrison invade Waid Wrightson Kaluta Jones Smith put bronze to paint McKean Sienkiewicz Mack Maleev mimic The Studio Now let’s gallery our portals strung from kid dimensions Makers engaging history NOW NEW 52 intervals starstruck Spread indie throughout known multiverse in craft crooks While nursing nannies coddle light corners scuttling roaches Bell & Schrödinger's cat transport trainspotting to a fine art
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Oct 5, 2014
Oct 5, 2014 at 12:03 AM UTC
Eureka a-ha Pop
the trollometer is a reliable apparatus how well it gauges the trolling status of great accuracy the needle it employs which locates any untoward ploys trolls can pop up wearing a plethora of faces theirs is the playing of copious aces the trollometer never gets its readings wrong the inventor's guarantee is of a precise prong
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Feb 28, 2018
Feb 28, 2018 at 8:02 PM UTC
Trollometer
Shall I open volley, spike with clenched hand? Acquiesce to athleticism, or drop return? Is there a score? numbers imply a plan, encumbered; ******** clad... jockstraps and leather, tube socks and man. ****** courts, exotic terminology, words of reduction, redacted, redacted, redacted! under spells of seduction... What more? Who the **** cares. Piles can be chucked, and strip smiles, 1 grain at a time, throw a bone, throw another, you'll build your own monster. What more? redacted, redacted, redacted! join me down below... I'll give you history, it will set everything aglow. What more? **** more. Questions? redacted; for your own security. Not Goliath, not even Iago... wait, that may be whom you cast! Laughter man, so much laughter, I grow darker; a product of your mind; that's just a reminder. Had I plotted, had I connived, had I been... trolling gutters, sexing the populace, setting parties to war? You gave me the part, and the act was in pantomime... improbable for paralysis severed spine, redacted, redacted, redacted. You set loose scenarios, and now I willingly oblige... I'll take my bow, and cunning smile.
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Sep 9, 2010
Sep 9, 2010 at 6:19 PM UTC
What more?
I saw Agnes outside Harrods Looking tres chic, le chic I say darling, what's happening, sweetie where's your Wainpatrik from the sticks our erudite writer who thinks aspic is pate I gave that hick the 'go find your level' Agnes replied with a smile You know how it is with him and his drivel that coarse, crude, pretentious oik without a shovel He tries to be intelligent but his head is full of gravel bathes once a fortnight and has a todger like a weasel You can't beat good breeding, she continues those reconstituted barrow-boys with  B-Tech English thinking they are now genuine Lacks confidence, style, self assurance, wet as the Rhine ******* in the boudoir, sloppy kisser, todger like a string Bully and a coward trolling on his stolen PC, has no spine Hey, lets **** down round my pad, she purred You may be out of shape at the moment But who's cooler, more charismatic and interesting than vous Do you know you're the best I have ever had and I mean it too You're head and shoulders above Wainputrid and that's so true The twerp is so envious of you, he and his barrow mates stew Tales of your exploits and size just leaves them aghast and askew Hahaha...haha..she laughs as she linked arms, a glint in her eyes!
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Sep 1, 2018
Sep 1, 2018 at 1:59 PM UTC
Wainpatrik..resident Troll at MPS.....
sickened by media lies legislative disguise rotting food attracting flies beguiled by trite examples limited poling and internet trolling expressionless selfie apathy as fashion androgynous culture manly men are maligned while supermodels ****** minds warped youths scramble attempting to grasp beauty through surgery and consumerism their tiny orange bodies reflect social illness its glare blinding bound to the taxation system pre-social security number these zombie babies march to Red Bull FOX news and social media ************ fluoridated and infected they reject ideas not rooted in technology …mock astrology believe in genetically altering living organisms biology practice unlicensed psychology and pharmacology all the while supporting underground government demonology …….. my apology lost in this madness I feel trapped and isolated and the irony hits flattening my preconceptions “As part of, I am responsible for…” …..darkness and pain crash on aging shoulders realization and defeat
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Sep 16, 2014
Sep 16, 2014 at 1:02 PM UTC
another Tuesday morning
this morning I awoke to find little lettered squares imprinted across the side of my face,            then didst I realize, that cyber space had finally done its number on me                         slither slather blither blather slobbering  cyber chopper               knee-jerk hackneyed pavlovian dog speak of impetuous  heartlessness              stereotyping  label blasting  categorizing  pigeon-holing  generalizing       multi tasking bifurcating bloviating palaver,  ever clingy maudlin  inflamed impassioned souls          trolling   the myriad  disparate windows looking for some misbegotten stimulus   so invested in their hatred and fear that peace is the most threatening thing they can imagine ------      and me? the sneering cynical maladroit among the masses of averageness and mediocrity...
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Apr 27, 2013
Apr 27, 2013 at 9:34 PM UTC
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saying **** off* seems so much more easier when you're petting cats.... they just say it for you... there he is, Quarus, the operatic singer nearing sunset, 200 variations of a mulling of meow, i end up calling him Orbison Rufus, the ginger Roy of Peckham - he basically meows lazily like Roy singing... as said / i.d. (id est): the umbras or umbrellas - counting the shadows' version of Apache's yawn: ah-woo ah-woo ah-woo nagging the reflex... gave them the yawn and gave them 1950s America... Billy the Kid talking to the king of Specs... hank marvin.... cheese grater with those teeth... dozen cows buckling with the herding in while the dog carved a feel for religion in the translation of the Vatican from coliseum into football requirements... the movies were great in the 1950s, just after the technicolour... petting cats was never such a thrill... the operatic meow, onomatopoeia from echo in a cave to knock-on-wood... 200 variations of the knock and 12 whiskey shots downed while playing poker... 12 cowboys 1 Milwaukee and 30 Turks... classic Tarantino... i said the Apache yawn... i never said giving out smoke signals... Quarus my ginger is demanded as having laughed... he's Roy Orbison with the meow, pretty much lazy... looks like a murmur when he tries singing, pretty woman, trolling down the street, Gucci, Chanel, and everything in the scrapheap of lobotomy, as is Paris necessarily mentioned: chiselled white collars... Roy knew before Elvis... the trick came with sunglasses, and the gluttonous slur of the half-opened mouthing for subsequent mouthing it off... no amount of cheese in French could ever charter the success of the cheeses added to cheeseburgers with the milkshakes, which were plainly Dutch laughing cows named Novices.... quick-melts and some said: dreadlocks of string-yellow Gouda pulled for a hippies' worth of Chinese chugging down a pint or two, for worth of gag and the slim mascot; the Chinese never taught Cannes arithmetic of the thumb through to pinky... i don't know how they taught counting with their complex ideograms, they never taught arithmetic give their encoding... they taught pure math.. they never taught the simplest of assurances... meaning so few of them became bankers.
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Aug 15, 2016
Aug 15, 2016 at 11:21 PM UTC
Apache Yawn Echo Imitation
saying **** off* seems so much more easier when you're petting cats.... they just say it for you... there he is, Quarus, the operatic singer nearing sunset, 200 variations of a mulling of meow, i end up calling him Orbison Rufus, the ginger Roy of Peckham - he basically meows lazily like Roy singing... as said / i.d. (id est): the umbras or umbrellas - counting the shadows' version of Apache's yawn: ah-woo ah-woo ah-woo nagging the reflex... gave them the yawn and gave them 1950s America... Billy the Kid talking to the king of Specs... hank marvin.... cheese grater with those teeth... dozen cows buckling with the herding in while the dog carved a feel for religion in the translation of the Vatican from coliseum into football requirements... the movies were great in the 1950s, just after the technicolour... petting cats was never such a thrill... the operatic meow, onomatopoeia from echo in a cave to knock-on-wood... 200 variations of the knock and 12 whiskey shots downed while playing poker... 12 cowboys 1 Milwaukee and 30 Turks... classic Tarantino... i said the Apache yawn... i never said giving out smoke signals... Quarus my ginger is demanded as having laughed... he's Roy Orbison with the meow, pretty much lazy... looks like a murmur when he tries singing, pretty woman, trolling down the street, Gucci, Chanel, and everything in the scrapheap of lobotomy, as is Paris necessarily mentioned: chiselled white collars... Roy knew before Elvis... the trick came with sunglasses, and the gluttonous slur of the half-opened mouthing for subsequent mouthing it off... no amount of cheese in French could ever charter the success of the cheeses added to cheeseburgers with the milkshakes, which were plainly Dutch laughing cows named Novices.... quick-melts and some said: dreadlocks of string-yellow Gouda pulled for a hippies' worth of Chinese chugging down a pint or two, for worth of gag and the slim mascot; the Chinese never taught Cannes arithmetic of the thumb through to pinky... i don't know how they taught counting with their complex ideograms, they never taught arithmetic give their encoding... they taught pure math.. they never taught the simplest of assurances... meaning so few of them became bankers.
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Bruised and battered egos: Retaliations – Flaming tornadoes spiral up to stormy skies. Mixed metaphors of caviar and custard Maelstrom mightily around the mountains of Hell. Trolling is appalling And flaming burns. Let go of that ego Is my advice. Be humble from the start. No-one is great enough To be beyond reproach Or criticism. Who cares how good or otherwise I am? Who cares what anyone says About my work? I am what I am, End of story. To Describe what I am is fine: See those metres, verses, rhymes And metaphors. Dismantle me if you wish, But (please) put me back together. No-one should stand in judgement, Except maybe God, With His bright wide wings. So stop the abuse, And sourceless insults. Cease the condemnation, Or stand to be IGNORED. Paul Butters
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Aug 1, 2016
Aug 1, 2016 at 6:44 AM UTC
Let Go of Your Ego