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Palembang, 16 September 2012 Pagi ini cerah. Tak tahan tuk ku sembunyikan senyum ini. Semalam aku memimpikanmu. Dan sekarang aku merindukanmu. Aku duduk, di sampingku jendela terbuka lebar. Cahaya mentari hangat menyentuh kulitku. Di depanku ada tempat pensil, aku siap menulis. Ada penghapus, pena, stapler, lem dan kertas. Untuk sedetik ada image mu di sekelilingku. Kreatifitasku muncul untuk memvisualkan dirimu. Penghapus. Andai aku bisa terbang, akan ku hapus awan. Dan ku ambil pena, tuk menuliskan “Aku mencintaimu” besar-besar. Lalu akan ku stapler rasa ini di otakku. Kemudian ku ambil lem tuk merekatkan wajahmu di hatiku.
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Sep 16, 2012
Sep 16, 2012 at 1:42 AM UTC
ATK
Alligator! Alligator! Alligator! Alligator! Bite me whole and take me to space. Staple my **** and spaz my face, Plaice defrosting in the refrigerator. These things all seem to come together, Throw them far apart will be for the better. I hate this ******* verse, ‘cos it all rhymed from Alligator!
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Mar 19, 2010
Mar 19, 2010 at 3:57 PM UTC
A Refrigerator and a stapler and an Alligator
inaantok ako sa tunog ng printer kung paanong ang mga ngipin nito ay kumikiskis sa papel na tila ba kinakagat ito ngunit hindi ganoon kasakit may halong harot sa pagitan nila landian ng mga bagay inaantok ako sa tunog ng maraming papel bulto bultong pinapantay at iniuuntog sa mesa na tila ba'y naghahalinghingan na dulot ng pagtatalik may halong harot sa pagitan ng mga ito landian ng mga bagay inaantok ako sa paglagapak ng stapler sa sahig na tila ba'y unang pagkikita bugso ng damdamin sa muling pagsasama may halong harot sa pagitan nila landian ng mga bagay inaantok ako sa walang humpay na pagbukas ng pinto ang sayaw na nagmumula sa kahoy na ito tila ba'y sinasayawan ang lahat at kinukumbinsi na umuwi na tayo may halong harot sa pagitan nito landian ng mga bagay inaantok na ko
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Nov 2, 2019
Nov 2, 2019 at 6:24 AM UTC
landian ng mga bagay
Hold me together Pierce me with your silver Mend me
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Jun 11, 2014
Jun 11, 2014 at 1:29 AM UTC
Stapler (10w)
I'm a sprocket A moving part Comrade to the common stapler Wind me up Punch my card Money makes a fine enabler
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Nov 10, 2013
Nov 10, 2013 at 7:01 PM UTC
Sold
Before you judge me, Let me tell you my life story I sure hope its not boring In middle school i was the little fool getting beat up in the bathroom for being to critical What, you think my remarks are too cynical Hey squidward tentacles, you got a big nose, want me to break it no you must be mistaken so they beat me up and striped me naked, and left me shaking thank god they left my clothes in the next stall woulda been pretty awkward walking **** in the hall But this was just the fall, haven't mentioned winter or spring at all So from sixth to eighth grade you could see the bruises on my face from where those jerks tried to tell me that that was their place one day in art class i was painting on the paper when some guy sitting behind me shot me with a stapler Now if my mind had been stabler I woulda let it slide but i was crazy back then so i tried to fight punched em in the head, he musta been high cuz he didn't flinch at all not a single inch he grabbed me by my hair and threw me down started punching me in the face like a ticked off Chris Brown Now there is nothing you can do to wipe off this frown Ive been a sociopath ever since that day
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Mar 5, 2014
Mar 5, 2014 at 8:00 PM UTC
Middle School
Go ****** your opinions and your political minions up another ass’s ******* or maybe take that noise, and show some glamour and some poise like the bigs wigs on capital hill, filled with the ideals of the real, reality sets in with a pen on paper and a veto or a stapler to add another pile to another pile stacked high with paper and anger and a wager on top of all that to rate his and her, him and them, freedom or not, this is when the world goes black, back to a rack of what was and what wasn’t and isn’t and hasn’t been or whatever may come, from, whatever’s the machine in charge of the largest country on a scale of humility to ego, eating eggos daily, watching bombs drop and proms go on like any other day, a dance filled way too high with alter personalities and ratchet fatalities. This is another normality in this bleak reality of life. Full of wisdom, full of strife, take your knife and force it down someone’s throat, coat it with words, thoughts, sought after beliefs and chiefs of the mind. Find what’s real, what’s good, something borrowed something bought, this freedom we fought for, blood sweat and tears for, die for, cry for, ride it till its outlasted every past and bold and rash incision upon decisions. Fission fusion and confusion driven, is a country with stripes stars and bars, filled with past and present Heros, veterans, bet again they’re there for the third night in a row, about to row away down te river of blood and dirt and dignity, until the tugging of righteous voices slices the void of sorrow, but that’s tomorrow, today is just a work in progress.
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Mar 12, 2013
Mar 12, 2013 at 11:43 AM UTC
no name
Go ****** your opinions and your political minions up another ass’s ******* or maybe take that noise, and show some glamour and some poise like the bigs wigs on capital hill, filled with the ideals of the real, reality sets in with a pen on paper and a veto or a stapler to add another pile to another pile stacked high with paper and anger and a wager on top of all that to rate his and her, him and them, freedom or not, this is when the world goes black, back to a rack of what was and what wasn’t and isn’t and hasn’t been or whatever may come, from, whatever’s the machine in charge of the largest country on a scale of humility to ego, eating eggos daily, watching bombs drop and proms go on like any other day, a dance filled way too high with alter personalities and ratchet fatalities. This is another normality in this bleak reality of life. Full of wisdom, full of strife, take your knife and force it down someone’s throat, coat it with words, thoughts, sought after beliefs and chiefs of the mind. Find what’s real, what’s good, something borrowed something bought, this freedom we fought for, blood sweat and tears for, die for, cry for, ride it till its outlasted every past and bold and rash incision upon decisions. Fission fusion and confusion driven, is a country with stripes stars and bars, filled with past and present Heros, veterans, bet again they’re there for the third night in a row, about to row away down te river of blood and dirt and dignity, until the tugging of righteous voices slices the void of sorrow, but that’s tomorrow, today is just a work in progress.
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Hell hath no fury like a stapler jammed.
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Jul 10, 2014
Jul 10, 2014 at 1:18 PM UTC
Read This Poem About How My Stapler is Jammed
sometimes, the s y l l a b l e s of your name still feel like staples in my chest.
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Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 6:05 AM UTC
stapler
"Neither him nor I could decide for ourselves if we wanted to outlive the night.” - Tomas Kalnoky of Streetlight Manifesto, The Big Sleep It wasn't necessarily bad, It was just different. It was slower, It was bend, bend, tremolo, It was high, low, high, low, high It was nowhere and It was everywhere. It was soft, but It was growing harder. It was but It wasn't. It was never a dull moment. It wasn't up nor was it down It was hidden It was you, you, you, you, you It was nigh and It was sudden but It was bound for the floor. It was 80 proof It was strong enough to knock out a lightweight, but It was medicine to the depressed It was a drug you **** for hours and It was a fake ****** Above all It was a blue eye, It was a stapler I was in your head and It was in my hand. It was straight and narrow It was at least 50 miles per hour against traffic. It was a grape It was peeled and It was a strange set of values. It was live in 1970, but It was rerecorded It was redistributed to the public in 1991. It was 1992, It was cloudy and It was red. It was an open sore It was lingering for sun. It wasn't like this hadn't happened before. It was run of the mill It was a pop fly, 80 ft high. It was a million other people It was true but It was true to a fault. It was one lie after another after another. It was a chance for redemption but It was a Christmas on Easter. It was thick and It was slushy and It was nothing out of the ordinary. It was a mistaken interest It was a mistaken identity... above all It was a mistake. It was the best mistake, but It was a mistake. It was dry then It was wet then It was yellow then It was wet. It was rise, fall, lift, rise, fall, fall It was a bag full of nothing. It was a wall of notes It was a wall of sound It was low-end techno mixed with high quality FLACK. It was it was it was it It was, was it? It was it. It was braille. It was written and It was the start of the end. It was just junk, and It was a shame. It was potential, sheer potential. Now, It is just ***** in a sink.
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Sep 19, 2010
Sep 19, 2010 at 5:21 PM UTC
Sleep
"Neither him nor I could decide for ourselves if we wanted to outlive the night.” - Tomas Kalnoky of Streetlight Manifesto, The Big Sleep It wasn't necessarily bad, It was just different. It was slower, It was bend, bend, tremolo, It was high, low, high, low, high It was nowhere and It was everywhere. It was soft, but It was growing harder. It was but It wasn't. It was never a dull moment. It wasn't up nor was it down It was hidden It was you, you, you, you, you It was nigh and It was sudden but It was bound for the floor. It was 80 proof It was strong enough to knock out a lightweight, but It was medicine to the depressed It was a drug you **** for hours and It was a fake ****** Above all It was a blue eye, It was a stapler I was in your head and It was in my hand. It was straight and narrow It was at least 50 miles per hour against traffic. It was a grape It was peeled and It was a strange set of values. It was live in 1970, but It was rerecorded It was redistributed to the public in 1991. It was 1992, It was cloudy and It was red. It was an open sore It was lingering for sun. It wasn't like this hadn't happened before. It was run of the mill It was a pop fly, 80 ft high. It was a million other people It was true but It was true to a fault. It was one lie after another after another. It was a chance for redemption but It was a Christmas on Easter. It was thick and It was slushy and It was nothing out of the ordinary. It was a mistaken interest It was a mistaken identity... above all It was a mistake. It was the best mistake, but It was a mistake. It was dry then It was wet then It was yellow then It was wet. It was rise, fall, lift, rise, fall, fall It was a bag full of nothing. It was a wall of notes It was a wall of sound It was low-end techno mixed with high quality FLACK. It was it was it was it It was, was it? It was it. It was braille. It was written and It was the start of the end. It was just junk, and It was a shame. It was potential, sheer potential. Now, It is just ***** in a sink.
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They tell me, "Your fulfillment is to be your husbands help mate" That my goal in life is to simply help? I'm sorry I'll still get married, and have children, but I will do more then just help. Me as the over used stapler, the poorly kept kitchen tool is not gonna cut it for me Instead I will be the words of Solomon the grace of Mary the faith of Ruth the kiss of the beloved I...will be...his muse his lover I will not be a the helper to come when called on and put away, to be sent back to the kitchen.
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Dec 7, 2012
Dec 7, 2012 at 1:16 PM UTC
Help Mate
Be mindful of the gap between the stapler and tape dispenser. That my boy, is where evil breeds hate. Bacteria waiting for the right moment. A sickly blitzkrieg. We are alive, here in the office, Looking for the next paid holiday. One that will come too soon. Forgive me for rambling, it is what I do best. Alone in my thoughts and feeling like I am back home. The road to ruin. How can I help you today? Oh, I can't really do anything for you. I do not care. I respectfully request that you stop. This poem will ruin your day. I would feel bad. Let's forget this ever happened and get back to what we do best. Staring into space and hoping it reverses.
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Jul 7, 2014
Jul 7, 2014 at 2:15 PM UTC
Work Poem to Ruin Your Day.
As I bind these sheets in a monotonous routine way I neglect to see what they are or hear what they talk about Was it just some information they needed to convey? Maybe just some words that hold some uncertainty or doubt My metal decreases and turns to rust Still I go on until my very last one Continue with no hesitation, I must Till the time will come when I say, ‘I am done’ I cannot resist, else I shall be obsolete Nor can I continue without making a mistake As my opponent does faster, I have accepted my defeat Whilst I do my last attempt, I stop and break I was used and discarded like the inanimate thing I am Pushed away from the place I called home for many years Thinking of a way to be used again, ideas I cram But to no avail, I stay in the dark bin, crying without tears
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Oct 2, 2015
Oct 2, 2015 at 10:41 AM UTC
The stapler
disappointment lingers thick air, stagnate and unfiltered looming like impending doom enough humidity to grow fungi dampness spreads altering the color scheme as infringed pits flow with shame and guilty eyes dart from the lamp to the stapler the most terrifying desk ever crafted
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Apr 9, 2015
Apr 9, 2015 at 2:26 PM UTC
bad day at the office
Time, oh time is a silly thing, it proves things right and it proves them wrong. Its’ seemingly long years change you and all that can be touched. Time- this illusion we base our lives around, this illusion we obsess over (don’t deny it, we all do). It confines us to a routine, to a norm. The time spent at desks makes us into zombies. The time spent after chokes us with copious amounts of papers and projects. But occasionally it grants us a wondrous thing called wisdom. It bestows upon us insight and growth. My always shrewd teenage self has grown to believe that time… can go **** itself. I want to fall into a slumber that is a day or two long, catch up on rest and miss the trials of everyday life. Of course, once several days pass or several thousand ticks of a clock, I’ll crave another respite. Life. Life is hard. It’s tiring. And somehow there is never enough time to work, work on the work, rework the work, eat, sleep, take a couple deep breathes to keep from jamming a stapler into any eyeballs, be a healthy person, and do all the things that society tells you to do. Maybe a designated sleep day would be nice. If we only need 8 hours of peaceful slumber for every 16 hours of traumatizing wakefulness, then sleeping for 24 hours would give us 48 hours of working. Right? No. But it’s a proportion, so theoretically it should make sense. Which leads me to conclude that 8 hours is not merely enough time to rest. Unless you’re under the age of 6. Or you’re retired. Or in a coma. Or… But no. No, no, no, no, no. We must keep going. Like good little soldiers on and on for 60 years, 70 years, 80 years? I’m sorry but that just does not appeal to me. Why oh why would I want to work my body to unhealthy levels. Why oh why would I want to exhaust my mind to points of breakdowns nearly every day. It’s silly to want to have enough time to eat healthily. And hit the gym 3 or 4 times a week. And sleep until recharged. Yes that’s preposterous. Ridiculous. Time is an illusion that is ruining lives. If we have an illusion destroying us from the inside out, does that make us crazy?
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Nov 11, 2013
Nov 11, 2013 at 5:58 PM UTC
This Illision
Time, oh time is a silly thing, it proves things right and it proves them wrong. Its’ seemingly long years change you and all that can be touched. Time- this illusion we base our lives around, this illusion we obsess over (don’t deny it, we all do). It confines us to a routine, to a norm. The time spent at desks makes us into zombies. The time spent after chokes us with copious amounts of papers and projects. But occasionally it grants us a wondrous thing called wisdom. It bestows upon us insight and growth. My always shrewd teenage self has grown to believe that time… can go **** itself. I want to fall into a slumber that is a day or two long, catch up on rest and miss the trials of everyday life. Of course, once several days pass or several thousand ticks of a clock, I’ll crave another respite. Life. Life is hard. It’s tiring. And somehow there is never enough time to work, work on the work, rework the work, eat, sleep, take a couple deep breathes to keep from jamming a stapler into any eyeballs, be a healthy person, and do all the things that society tells you to do. Maybe a designated sleep day would be nice. If we only need 8 hours of peaceful slumber for every 16 hours of traumatizing wakefulness, then sleeping for 24 hours would give us 48 hours of working. Right? No. But it’s a proportion, so theoretically it should make sense. Which leads me to conclude that 8 hours is not merely enough time to rest. Unless you’re under the age of 6. Or you’re retired. Or in a coma. Or… But no. No, no, no, no, no. We must keep going. Like good little soldiers on and on for 60 years, 70 years, 80 years? I’m sorry but that just does not appeal to me. Why oh why would I want to work my body to unhealthy levels. Why oh why would I want to exhaust my mind to points of breakdowns nearly every day. It’s silly to want to have enough time to eat healthily. And hit the gym 3 or 4 times a week. And sleep until recharged. Yes that’s preposterous. Ridiculous. Time is an illusion that is ruining lives. If we have an illusion destroying us from the inside out, does that make us crazy?
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*Love is nothing but a stapler to staple invisible pin between two hearts..*
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Oct 27, 2016
Oct 27, 2016 at 1:40 PM UTC
Relationship
Yesterday I swallowed a tiny glass capsule much like that I've been walking around in for years amongst these picture people. My palm clung to walls made sticky by the heat, skin to pane, I could not bear to let go. I wanted to enjoy their stapler smiles but the fog made it impossible to see. I only called it what it was when I breathed it into the glass. It was always there. I wished it would fill the whole thing, wished I had a match, so it would serve some purpose. So my capsule becomes gray and troubling against its paper background. So they stop and stare, Look at the girl in the bubble. I think she's suffocating. Like it's a revelation. Like Gabriel himself hand-delivered tiny glass pills for them to swallow. Let me be their spectacle. Let me be the object of their pity. Let me be a one-woman-glass-capsule miniature show. I'll be their tired metaphor. I'll choke on shimmering shards so they can watch my blood color their roses. I'll drink until I'm heavy with turpentine. I will destroy myself. I will make it clean. Tiny glass capsule in my wooden palm who did you once hold?
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Aug 6, 2024
Aug 6, 2024 at 1:17 AM UTC
Glass Pill
You don't get dark when you fall apart It's when you're putting it back together, that you see the damage from the bad weather, Mom I can't come inside my clothes are soaked I guess it's not so serious in the end, I'm not made of glass I don't break I bend, So I'm bent out of shape, I'll take some yoga, Get a massage, Focus on my breathing, I'll do a bunch of stuff and sort out my kinks. Give me a high five, promise I won't flinch, I didn't do this to myself, But I'm here by myself, I won't be bitter, I'll be better, See: I burned all the sweaters, I've moved somewhere with better weather, So I should be getting lighter and I think I am. But on Tuesday I cried because of a printer jam. I wasn't worried about the printer but I was worried about my boss. Would they yell at me? Did I **** up? Am I worthless? Do I deserve this? My boss is nice don't get me wrong, but I was told for four years that I am what's wrong. I am what's wrong. I am wrong. So anyway I had to reload the paper, I missed a therapy session and misplaced the stapler.   So I didn't do this to myself, But I am what I am and I'm dark, Im here by myself not afraid of the dark, Maybe in the end I win, Maybe in the dark I'm better, Maybe my night vision will save me next time, Maybe my clothes won't be soaked.
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Jun 2, 2016
Jun 2, 2016 at 8:19 PM UTC
Burning Sweaters
You asked What being fourteen felt like. Well, It feels like when your teacher drops all of her papers In the parking lot after school And it’s windy and you help her pick them up Chasing down every last one. And then in class you help her erase the board sometimes. But still, When someone plays a prank Her eyes are on you. Because your parents are divorced. And your brother was a troublemaker. But was he? He’s been diagnosed, They call it autism now. And so you TP her house Just proving that she’s right Because after three years in her class She still can’t spell your name right. And it’s an easy one. And then she holds you after class Because someone stole her stapler And you’ve never stolen anything In your whole life And you don’t know why she’s asking you. But you do. So you spray paint her garage And the whole school knows it’s you. There aren’t any other suspects. Because they know that your mom Doesn’t even believe in God And they’re pretty sure You don’t either. So then you’re standing in her yard And for some reason the cop that drove you there Left his lights flashing across the lawn. And she’s saying things like I don’t know why this happened. I’ve always been nice to her. She needs someone to look out for her. The adults nod along and she says to you now If you ever want to come to my house We can talk or bake cookies and hang out. And you laugh because you want to cry Because she’s talking for the cop As red lights flash across her garage But you hope she means it. And you write her a note saying I’m sorry And I’d love to come make cookies But she never writes you back And she never calls on you in class. And her son is younger than you But still he pushes you in the hallways So you’re even meaner to him. And now it’s not just her that knows that you’re a bad kid. And still sometimes you help her erase the chalkboards. That’s what being fourteen feels like.
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Nov 23, 2016
Nov 23, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC
What 14 Feels Like
You asked What being fourteen felt like. Well, It feels like when your teacher drops all of her papers In the parking lot after school And it’s windy and you help her pick them up Chasing down every last one. And then in class you help her erase the board sometimes. But still, When someone plays a prank Her eyes are on you. Because your parents are divorced. And your brother was a troublemaker. But was he? He’s been diagnosed, They call it autism now. And so you TP her house Just proving that she’s right Because after three years in her class She still can’t spell your name right. And it’s an easy one. And then she holds you after class Because someone stole her stapler And you’ve never stolen anything In your whole life And you don’t know why she’s asking you. But you do. So you spray paint her garage And the whole school knows it’s you. There aren’t any other suspects. Because they know that your mom Doesn’t even believe in God And they’re pretty sure You don’t either. So then you’re standing in her yard And for some reason the cop that drove you there Left his lights flashing across the lawn. And she’s saying things like I don’t know why this happened. I’ve always been nice to her. She needs someone to look out for her. The adults nod along and she says to you now If you ever want to come to my house We can talk or bake cookies and hang out. And you laugh because you want to cry Because she’s talking for the cop As red lights flash across her garage But you hope she means it. And you write her a note saying I’m sorry And I’d love to come make cookies But she never writes you back And she never calls on you in class. And her son is younger than you But still he pushes you in the hallways So you’re even meaner to him. And now it’s not just her that knows that you’re a bad kid. And still sometimes you help her erase the chalkboards. That’s what being fourteen feels like.
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He lost it. He could feel his sanity draining from his body and coming out through beads of sweat, the anger rising up into his now blood-red face and the infamous smoke shooting out of his ears, the earthquake taking place inside his body causing him to tremble and shake uncontrollably, the white flag that the first tear waved in an attempt to go back to the way things used to be, and the poor excuse for carpet now beneath what used to be his sanctuary but now was as much of any enemy as the world: his body. He could feel the stares of his curious killers glaring down at him with their judgement-filled eyes. With no sense of time or care in the world, he closed his eyes and slipped away from the world in that moment on the carpet, holding an open and empty stapler and the knife he used to cut out the last bit of pain the world and his enemies had left behind. He had not just lost it in one immediate mental breakdown over something trivial to society. No. His body and mind had been gradually giving up on him as the days of stress and hatred went by and the nights filled with tears and sorrow counted down until his demise. It isn’t some immediate thing like a stab that cuts into your heart. It usually never is, but that is all people on the outside see: a sudden, quick, and inconvenient loss. The pain and severity of the world crashing down around you and ultimately burying you into its eternal embrace, does not strike fast and leave just as quickly. Rather it drags the pain out until there is only a thin thread holding that person together. The littlest things can be what cuts that thread into two dangling and useless pieces of thread in the end. Though they may be seen as trivial, they are the person’s lasts hope that was then crushed right before them. It never seems to be a clean cut either, but more of a dull and rigid cut that is, like the internal destruction of the world around you, dragged out until its end. The littlest things, such as no more staples, can be the end of something so precious yet poisoned by the world: a beautiful life.
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Jan 22, 2017
Jan 22, 2017 at 6:53 PM UTC
No More Staples
He lost it. He could feel his sanity draining from his body and coming out through beads of sweat, the anger rising up into his now blood-red face and the infamous smoke shooting out of his ears, the earthquake taking place inside his body causing him to tremble and shake uncontrollably, the white flag that the first tear waved in an attempt to go back to the way things used to be, and the poor excuse for carpet now beneath what used to be his sanctuary but now was as much of any enemy as the world: his body. He could feel the stares of his curious killers glaring down at him with their judgement-filled eyes. With no sense of time or care in the world, he closed his eyes and slipped away from the world in that moment on the carpet, holding an open and empty stapler and the knife he used to cut out the last bit of pain the world and his enemies had left behind. He had not just lost it in one immediate mental breakdown over something trivial to society. No. His body and mind had been gradually giving up on him as the days of stress and hatred went by and the nights filled with tears and sorrow counted down until his demise. It isn’t some immediate thing like a stab that cuts into your heart. It usually never is, but that is all people on the outside see: a sudden, quick, and inconvenient loss. The pain and severity of the world crashing down around you and ultimately burying you into its eternal embrace, does not strike fast and leave just as quickly. Rather it drags the pain out until there is only a thin thread holding that person together. The littlest things can be what cuts that thread into two dangling and useless pieces of thread in the end. Though they may be seen as trivial, they are the person’s lasts hope that was then crushed right before them. It never seems to be a clean cut either, but more of a dull and rigid cut that is, like the internal destruction of the world around you, dragged out until its end. The littlest things, such as no more staples, can be the end of something so precious yet poisoned by the world: a beautiful life.
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She muttered words nobody would ever hear Her cubicle scarred her for life Putting staples in the stapler was the final straw The monotony of it was stifling She left Nobody ever noticed Now she lives deep in the woods among giant trees that speak to birds She's got not much use for words She hacks down the dead ones so new life can grow She's the world's best woodcutter Far superior to any other But nobody will ever know
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Oct 1, 2021
Oct 1, 2021 at 4:16 PM UTC
Mandy's life
you drink cocktails on wednesday mornings to feel the rush past your tastebuds telling your brain _this is good- this makes me happy- give me more_ i gave you my all till i had nothing left to give now you kept my heart got it stuffed and propped up on your desk right next to the post it’s and the stapler you stole propped up like a proud taxidermist showing off the new addition to the collection the rare one- it put up a good fight but _you_ you conquered in the end. proud trophy hunter _you_ are the animal.
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Apr 4, 2019
Apr 4, 2019 at 5:49 PM UTC
clot
The other day I was told to stop throwing staples when I wasnt throwing them they were falling falling out of my skin Once they were all down my legs all along my arms around my waist and all over my face And most of all they kept me smiling and when someone hurts me they fall out I stapled my mouth so I could smile and now they have fallen out I'm afraid I won't smile and everyone has turned and gasped in fear and I look in the mirror and my mouth its bigger and black and scarier and everyone screams " STOP SMILING!" "PLS STOP! YOUR SCARING ME!" and I look at all of them as the look away all the people who have bullied me and harmed me now screaming in fear... but I don't feel joy I run and hide because there scared and I sit in a dark corner and cry and I cry. not because I look like a monster but no one loves me for me that I'm alone in this dark world and I look at all the staples some blood stands and bent but I notice there are two staples remaining two staples struggling to hold together my broken heart but suddenly I realize..... that I'm the way I am and I pick up the stapler and say "its those who were mean to me who needs a smile."
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Jan 26, 2018
Jan 26, 2018 at 9:18 PM UTC
Staples
Tuesday, November 29, 2016, living room, Freshwater. 4:12 AM: I woke like any other morning which means my eyes opened my voluntary muscular system switched on. This time. Slowly. But it wasn't like any other morning. I woke up in the living room, lying on the floor next to Gunther, my dog. He's not doing well. He's old and I spent the night with him. Mostly. 5:24 AM: Woke up again next to Gunther, cold and sore after disappointing moist dream; went upstairs to bed for another 165 minutes. Whatever 165 minutes later is: Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Somebody spoke and I went into a dream. 7:12 AM: Drove to work knowing how many holes you need to fill the Albert Hall: 12,347,023. Plus or minus. 8:47 AM: during my morning constitutional, I noticed: Catastrophic Trouser Failure. Colleague saw me leave the East Genderless Restroom in the basement of House 54 at 8:53 AM with stapler in hand. I moved cautiously through my day not wanting to rip my metallic stitches. 9:12 AM: Over the last 7 1/2 minutes I have flicked 17 ants off the top of my desk. 2:40 PM: After carefully maneuvering around campus and getting through my day without exposure, it was time to go home—but not quite yet. The file uploaded that my students needed NOW was corrupted and inaccessible. Workarounds ensued. Another day at the office. 3:54 PM: The black army has arrived. My desk is aswarm— anticipating their conquest— my desk has fallen. 4:47 PM: Arrived at home. Used PBS to relax. 9:03 PM: Moved on to Brandy. Better.
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Apr 8, 2017
Apr 8, 2017 at 1:11 PM UTC
JOE FRIDAY'S REPORT:
Tuesday, November 29, 2016, living room, Freshwater. 4:12 AM: I woke like any other morning which means my eyes opened my voluntary muscular system switched on. This time. Slowly. But it wasn't like any other morning. I woke up in the living room, lying on the floor next to Gunther, my dog. He's not doing well. He's old and I spent the night with him. Mostly. 5:24 AM: Woke up again next to Gunther, cold and sore after disappointing moist dream; went upstairs to bed for another 165 minutes. Whatever 165 minutes later is: Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Somebody spoke and I went into a dream. 7:12 AM: Drove to work knowing how many holes you need to fill the Albert Hall: 12,347,023. Plus or minus. 8:47 AM: during my morning constitutional, I noticed: Catastrophic Trouser Failure. Colleague saw me leave the East Genderless Restroom in the basement of House 54 at 8:53 AM with stapler in hand. I moved cautiously through my day not wanting to rip my metallic stitches. 9:12 AM: Over the last 7 1/2 minutes I have flicked 17 ants off the top of my desk. 2:40 PM: After carefully maneuvering around campus and getting through my day without exposure, it was time to go home—but not quite yet. The file uploaded that my students needed NOW was corrupted and inaccessible. Workarounds ensued. Another day at the office. 3:54 PM: The black army has arrived. My desk is aswarm— anticipating their conquest— my desk has fallen. 4:47 PM: Arrived at home. Used PBS to relax. 9:03 PM: Moved on to Brandy. Better.
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