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The Trumpoet Mar 2018
I must beg your forgiveness up front for this verse.
I don't want to be ****** or rude or perverse,
but all over the world, things are going oh so wrong,
and it's due, in large part, to the President's ****!

Some leaders have brains and they lead with their mind.
Some lead from the heart and are thoughtful and kind.
But President Trump, he shall reign and shall rule.
Being led from below by his shriveled old tool.

You can tell by the way that Trump likes to abuse
women like they are objects to conquer and use.
Trump surely likes weapons, strongmen and dictators.
Trump labels all challengers liars and haters.

It is this sort of strutting, denial and attacking
that comes from a man who is seriously lacking
in confidence and a true manly demeanor,
and to compensate, Trump is obsessed with his wiener!

Now, I don't want to ridicule, criticize, heckle
the importance and worth of every man's schmekel,
but it's rather perverse and off base and quite sick,
when you turn off your brain and just follow your ****.

It just makes Trump so subject to manipulations
when he's flattered and aided by unfriendly nations.
Through his payoffs to hide his betrayals and ******,
Trump's Johnson has led him to such Stormy seas!

When he calls out Bill Clinton for his cheating ways,
the hypocrisy never shall cease to amaze!
All the cover-ups prove him a liar and a fake -
A pathetic, small slave to his small trouser snake.

Now I hope in your heart some forgiveness you'll find
for me planting these images into your mind.
And let us all hope that it will not be long
'til the world's ruled no more by the President's ****.
You can also see this and my other Trumpoems performed at: trumpoet.com.
Link: https://youtu.be/NuldzX3Hy7k
Written: March 18, 2017
Brianna Duffin Nov 2017
Baby I know you’re infamous
But you can be my infamous love.
Baby you know I’m infamous
But I can be your infamous love.
As long as we stay in love
We can be infamous together.

Your feelings for me are an explosive scandal
They won't let you get away with it.
My feelings for you are an explosive scandal
They won't let me get away with it.
But as long as we can keep the feelings our own
We can be scandalous together and feel just fine.
Britney Lyn Sep 2017
I will not fall to my knees and beg for your attention, but I'll gladly get on them and show you some of mine.
Literally had this line running through my head so I figured I'd share.
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
TRUMPS THREAT TRUMPS ATTACK
HE IS DENOUNCING JAMES COMEY
THERE IS NOW NO TURNING BACK


WITH THREATENING WORDS
AND TERRIBLE TWEETS
TRUMP IS REALLY ABUSIVE
THERE IS NO RETREAT


IS TRUMP CAUGHT UP
IN THE RUSSIAN SCANDAL
GETTING RID OF COMEY
IS MUCH EASIER TO HANDLE
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS NOW CALLING MR COMEY A SHOW BOAT AND WE HAVE A LOT OF CONFLICTING INFORMATION.
VD Lee Feb 2017
Darling let's have a scandal
Won't you do it with me?
It may be hard to handle,
But I swear no one will see.

And if you like it, let's have fun
I'll give it, I promise.
I know you ain't a rich one
But love isn't pompous.

A little bit dangerous,
A little bit adventurous,
We won't have a huge show,
Just love me right Romeo.

Carry me gently
Like I'm a candle
And let's have a scandal
Scandal
Little scandal

Seeing you
And your hands in my hair
Makes me feel this's true
And happy ending's near.

But the sun is coming
And our time is ending
So you want this forbidden fruit
Go ahead and bite it
Since this meet-cute's
Time will meet its limit.

A little bit dangerous,
A little bit adventurous,
We won't have a huge show,
Just love me right Romeo.

Carry me gently
Like I'm a candle
And let's have a scandal
Scandal
Little scandal

A little bit dangerous,
A little bit adventurous,
We won't have a huge show,
Just love me right Romeo.

Carry me gently
Like I'm a candle
And let's have a scandal
Scandal
Little scandal

You can be my Antony
And I'll be your Cleo.
Our affair's ending
But memories don't have to though-

A little controversy
A little tale that's messy
Another Reynolds Pamphlet
That'll make me a reject
Still let's kiss tonight
Tomorrow will be our fight,

And let's have a scandal
Scandal
Little scandal

A little bit dangerous,
A little bit adventurous,
We won't have a huge show,
Just love me right Romeo.

Carry me gently
Like I'm a candle
And let's have a scandal
Scandal
Little scandal
Corvus Dec 2016
You've got the biggest smile on your face but no light in your eyes.
Your ******* are over-exposed, and you're slightly less than flesh but much more than bone.
Nobody remembers you now except in black and white,
In headlines and articles; your existence summed up in a single sobriquet.
You're the Mona Lisa of tragedy, a painting created with camera flashes,
And your nakedness is clothed in speculation and mystery.
The scandal of an era; defamation and declarations of promiscuity,
Ripping away your personality, tearing off your integrity.
Left even less than the mess your artist carved you into
After the insatiable appetites of the vultures picked your image dry.
A mere carcass where once there was a body of hopes and dreams,
Posed to perfection; you're the model everyone imagines you to be.
Beauty personified, everyone is an admirer,
Everyone wants to take credit for creating a masterpiece,
Yet there is only one person that can take credit.
Only one person responsible for transforming you
From the ordinary beauty to the extraordinary artwork.
You were transcended into eternity.
Only your artist and his methods remain secret;
A sculptor, a painter with an eye for an eye-catcher.
You're the flower that was destined for fame,
Even if your petals had to be cut up first.
Black Dahlia. Old poem, but one of the very few poems that isn't about me, therefore I'm quite happy with it.
You have a body.
I know you never sleep there,

spend less time breathing than contemplating,
jailbreak daily from your ribcage,

harbor kitchen spoons to feed your escapism.
hide the entrance
under stale white hotel sheets.

Born to be an actress
with no script, you ponder this
in every mirror.

In every mirror you inherit this vacant body,
enough money to live in a studio apartment
in Washington, Vegas or anywhere

men would pay for three phone plans,
calf-length black socks and pseudonyms.

A room at the Marriot to trade scars,
connect you again with your skin.

At a political dinner
roasted hog, blueberry pie,
gilded knifes protecting the spoons.

Dog mouths are wet for scraps.
They bark beneath the table,

"Unoccupied bodies, should start charging rent.
Have you considered being a *** worker?"

"...Oh come on,
you never even turn on the lights."
Julie Grenness Oct 2016
In walked the other woman,
Casting her net at the "Man",
At first, I felt timid,
Then I felt livid,
Threatened, indeed,
This is worth  a read,
The other woman was waiting,
Love anticipating,
Then I was awaiting,
All that manipulating,
"Marry him, other woman!
Please take this "Man"!
Please take him off my hands!
I'll give you champagne,
To remove this old pain!"
No, no, I'm still awaiting,
Other woman, do stop waiting........
Feedback welcome.
Margrett Gold Jul 2015
Components quietly speak you and I
we breathe sound
down the road,
you and I
wind 'round the wind
and ***
runs us down.
Just like that, its written itself about something else entirely
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