PRINCE PHILLIP HAS NOW RETIRED
FROM ALL OF HIS ROYAL DUTIES
OVER 65 YEARS OF SPEECHES
HE CAN NOW ENJOY HIS *****


A PATRON OF OVER 800 CHARITIES
AND THE AUTHOR OF 14 BOOKS
AS THE HUSBAND OF HER MAJESTY
HE STILL RETAINS HIS LOOKS



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RELEASE END OF AUGUST

you risk tears if you let yourself be tamed
the fox say-ed
the little prince remained
for some time exchanged
names and soon gained
a friend.
the little prince changed
rather than stay the same
to train
the fox. it soon became
time however that he needed to explain
his plan of him going away.
the fox was deeply pained
yet maintained
his supportive claim.
the fox remained
and things stayed the same
yet both of their wishes are stained
of possibly being joined back together again

Of the two of us,
you need to be stronger...
Not because I'm weak,
but because
I don't know
how not to be strong.
I've been raised
to have my chin up and
head proud,
so, my dear,
I ask that you
steel yourself more,
you need to be stronger...
Because we need to accept
that there's a possibility that
we won't be good for each other anymore...
when love alone will no longer suffice...
My prince, please be stronger -
Walk away when you feel
that we are slowly dying
out of loving each other.
We are only human,
I am only human,
I will fight for us,
but I will not care if it's right.
See, that's why you
need to be stronger...
I ask that you fall deaf to my pleas,
I ask that you close your eyes and
walk away...
I will not hold in against you -
I will not.
So please, be strong enough
for the both of us,
when you feel tired and when
our love is nothing but poison to our hearts,
I pray that you
will have the courage to
break my heart.
Walk away and don't look back.
The last thing I want
is to hold you back...
Please be strong enough to let go
even if I'm still holding on.
Leave me be and
I will understand.
I will not keep you from happiness.
I will never forgive myself if I do.

Don't rescue me,
when that time comes,
think not of me as your princess...
I am a bitter queen keeping you from
your happy ending...

My heart skipped a beat,
As we took a stroll beside the sea.
Hand in hand, smiling widely,
Just you and me.

We stopped, you faced me.
The soft blow of the wind,
The whisper of the sea,
And your sweet, gentle words,
Made my heart flutter.

I wished to enjoy it more.
But I know,
Soon, we have to part.

You pulled me closer,
My tears began to fall.
'The twilight arrived, faster than I thought.'
I said with a sad smile.

I closed my eyes.
Embracing the moment wondering,
'When will I see you again?'

As I opened them once more, you were gone.
I put on a bitter sweet smile.
'I'll be waiting. Until our next meeting, My Imaginary Prince'
I whispered to the wind.

Where did my happy ending go?
Its not in front of me,
Has it gone away forever?
In time i guess we'll see.

Wheres the prince I've waited for?
Hes handsome, charming, tall.
Hes slipped away without me,
but doesn't care at all.

And wheres my pretty castle?
The kingdom that I need?
Dont I get to take a ride,
Upon my trusty steed?

Where IS my perfect fairytale?
My wonderful delusion?
I want my golden sunset,
I don't care if its an illusion.

Where did my happy ending go?
I thought that it was you.
I wanted it so so badly,
I believed it would come true.

PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE
ARE SUING A MAGAZINE
THEIR PRIVATE LIVES ARE PRIVATE
AND NEVER TO BE SEEN


HERE IN AUSTRALIA JUST RELAXING
IN THE SUN AND TO REST
THE PAPARAZZI ARE TOO POUNCE
AND SHOW OF KATE'S BREAST


THIS INTRUSION INTO THERE LIFE
IS VERY QUESTIONABLE INDEED
THEY DEFINITELY HAVE THE RIGHT
TO SUE FOR MEDIA GREED

Only Prince would know
About daffodils in Spring
What death can bring
Plucked too soon
Blame it on the full moon

MENTAL HEALTH IS A BIG
ISSUE IN YOUNG MEN
PRINCE WILLIAM AND LADY GAGA
PUT FACE TIME TO PEN


THEY DISCUSS THE ISSUES THAT
HAVE EFFECTED THEM BOTH
IT IS OK TO SEEK HELP
YOUNG MEN MY OATH


THE ISSUE WILL BE BETTER
IF IT IS OUT IN THE OPEN
JUST DISCUSS IT AND SEEK HELP
FOR IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL BE BROKEN

I saw you at the first sight
more bright than starlight
my heart and mind are fight
are you a knight?
or a prince who riding a horse at that night
but it's a right

PRINCE WILLIAM ON THE DANCE FLOOR
THE PRINCE CAN REALLY GROOVE
IF YOUR DANCING WITH THE PRINCE
HE PUTS YOU IN THE MOOD


TO DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN
AND DANCE THE FUNKY GIBBON
IF YOUR DANCING WITH THE PRINCE
YOU WILL GET A YELLOW RIBBON


SO REMEMBER IF YOUR DANCING WITH THE PRINCE
PLEASE DON'T DO THE HOKEY POKEY
FOR IF YOUR ON THE DANCE FLOOR
THEN YOUR NOT A FRIEND OF SMOKEY