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MARK RIORDAN Aug 2017
PRINCE PHILLIP HAS NOW RETIRED
FROM ALL OF HIS ROYAL DUTIES
OVER 65 YEARS OF SPEECHES
HE CAN NOW ENJOY HIS *****


A PATRON OF OVER 800 CHARITIES
AND THE AUTHOR OF 14 BOOKS
AS THE HUSBAND OF HER MAJESTY
HE STILL RETAINS HIS LOOKS



THE TRUMP CHRONICLES YOU MUST BUY A COPY IF YOU ARE A FOLLOWER OF AMERICAN POLITICS.


RELEASE END OF AUGUST
PRINCE PHILLIP RETIRES HER MAJESTIES ROCK AND STAY A LEADER AMONG MEN. HIS DEVOTION TO SERVICE AND DUTY IS INCREDIBLE WORLD LEADERS CAN LEARN FROM HIS DEDICATION TO HIS COUNTRY.
Anonymous4070 Aug 2016
Ariel confused me,
she gave up her chance to speak.
For a guy that she had known,
for no longer then a week.

Prince Phlipp seemed impossible.
He took a dragon on,
for a girl he'd only met once.
And yet he still fought strong.

Prince Charming was insane.
He spent weeks just to seek,
that girl he'd met that fateful night,
the one with tiny feet.

Disney never made much sense,
How did they fall in love so fast?
Weren't they scared it wouldn't work?
Weren't they scared it wouldn't last?

It made no sense to me,
to go through so much pain,
in order to see one someone,
almost a stranger once again.

But now I understand them all
Ariel, Phillip, Charming too.
Because I've found my Happily Ever After.
I've finally found myself in you.
Shane Oltingir May 2014
They ******* up your teachers man.
They do not mean to but they do.
They dictate all the things we can
And all the drugs we cannot do.

But they were ****** up in their turn,
Encaged in essays, books, and notes,
And half the time were drunk or ******,
And half with pills thrown down their throats.

Teachers teach our misery to us,
Wreaking havoc on our mental health,
So study as much as you possibly can,
And for God's sake do not teach yourself.
Resonate sounds
Confounding to my ears
Is it Phillip Glass?
Einstein and Phillip
Hand in hand on the beach
It's an OTP

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