Come live right here in my magical village
Everything in abundance, so no need to pillage
You'll see that there's more than you ever will need
So no need for money, and no need for greed
All the food you can eat, or drink if you please
All the shelter you want, so you never will freeze
All the *** that you crave, love the birds and the bees
**** robots provide, and they're free of disease
We don't allow violence, evil doers beware
Sentry robots galore, ensuring your care
If drugs are your pleasure, use the ones we supply
They're clean and they're measured to ensure you don't die
We suggest that you work 20 hours or less
Still having a purpose we find it works best
There's no one that governs, restricting your choice
So do as you please, it's time to rejoice
Just one simple rule, and I'll tell it to you
"Do no harm!!"
Stick to that rule, pretend that it's glue
No hurting the fish or the animals here
No hurting each other not even a hair
Break that one rule and you'll leave us that day
By our sentry robot, promptly taken away!
Argh! I tried to buy beer at 7 am, but there is a law against buying it before 8! Makes me crazy! Just sitting in a room thinkin dumb things up so they keep their job! I want my own country! Jimmy Buffett has it right!