MetaVerse

There once was a fella from France
Who'd dance a libidinous dance:
He'd focus the eyes
Of the club on his thighs,
Then dance himself out of his pants.

#france #dance #club #limerick #lustful #lewd #lascivious #libidinous #exhibitionist

MetaVerse Oct 2024

Jump Scare

There once was a gal named Alvina,
A registered nurse at a gyne-
cological practice
Who brought in a cactus
That jumped on a naked ******.

#****** #nurse #gynecologist #gynecology #women #healtb #obgyn #cactus #plants #limerick

MetaVerse Oct 2024

Butter

There once was a man from Green Bay
Who made it a habit each day
To ****** an udder
While churning his butter,
Then go for a nap in the hay.

#green #bay #wisconsin #limerick #cows #bovine #******* #******* #butter #dairy

MetaVerse Oct 2024

The Old Man of Japan

There was an Old Man
Of Japan
Whose limericks would never
Ever
Scan.

#deconstructed #parody #limerick #lear #japan #distorted #form