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"foreman" poems
The shopping channel calls to me It wakes me up at night To sell me things I do not need Nor would buy, if I was right But apparently, there's something wrong My brain should be re-wired I only purchase things on here When I am really over-tired I have a room specifically For things bought on TV I've ginsu knives and shredding blades And juicers!!!...ninety three!! For some reason the kitchen things Just seem to catch my eye Especially at three a.m. That's the time I need to buy I've magic bullets by the score Processors,  I don't need But, if I ever put them all to use... An army I could feed I've got socks for diabetics Things to make your ******* stand out I've got exercise machines galore I've got three things that help gout! My credit card's at the limit I know the numbers off by heart The post man knows me by my name I even have my own **** cart To deliver all my purchases They just load it and deliver It almost comes here by itself It's enough to make one shiver I don't know how it started I think the countdown clock...ah, yes I thought it meant the game was ending I phoned in and bought a dress!!! I've got jewellery by Joan Rivers George Foreman grills...they fill my den I've got perfumes for the women And lots of things that make you men! My wife cannot contain me She's sent me off to get some aid But, if they sell it on the telly I'll buy it sure as getting laid I've bedazzled all my clothing I eat dried fruit and jerky too I get Christmas cards from Ronco I'm a shopping ****** through and through Each month we have a garage sale I sell off some of what I've bought But, then I go and buy it back again Without a second thought My friends have all but left me I rarely go out of the house I just sit here and go shopping I don't even see my spouse Set it and Forget it That's a phrase I love to say But wait, there's more...is another one That helps me through the day I used the last one on my wife One night while having *** She told me "Set it and Forget It" I'm off to dreamland Tex!! My shopping's an addiction One I hope to beat some day But now, the operator says... I have to get my card and pay!
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Jul 2, 2012
Jul 2, 2012 at 7:19 PM UTC
Shopping addict
The shopping channel calls to me It wakes me up at night To sell me things I do not need Nor would buy, if I was right But apparently, there's something wrong My brain should be re-wired I only purchase things on here When I am really over-tired I have a room specifically For things bought on TV I've ginsu knives and shredding blades And juicers!!!...ninety three!! For some reason the kitchen things Just seem to catch my eye Especially at three a.m. That's the time I need to buy I've magic bullets by the score Processors,  I don't need But, if I ever put them all to use... An army I could feed I've got socks for diabetics Things to make your ******* stand out I've got exercise machines galore I've got three things that help gout! My credit card's at the limit I know the numbers off by heart The post man knows me by my name I even have my own **** cart To deliver all my purchases They just load it and deliver It almost comes here by itself It's enough to make one shiver I don't know how it started I think the countdown clock...ah, yes I thought it meant the game was ending I phoned in and bought a dress!!! I've got jewellery by Joan Rivers George Foreman grills...they fill my den I've got perfumes for the women And lots of things that make you men! My wife cannot contain me She's sent me off to get some aid But, if they sell it on the telly I'll buy it sure as getting laid I've bedazzled all my clothing I eat dried fruit and jerky too I get Christmas cards from Ronco I'm a shopping ****** through and through Each month we have a garage sale I sell off some of what I've bought But, then I go and buy it back again Without a second thought My friends have all but left me I rarely go out of the house I just sit here and go shopping I don't even see my spouse Set it and Forget it That's a phrase I love to say But wait, there's more...is another one That helps me through the day I used the last one on my wife One night while having *** She told me "Set it and Forget It" I'm off to dreamland Tex!! My shopping's an addiction One I hope to beat some day But now, the operator says... I have to get my card and pay!
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His Down's Syndrome makes His age a tough guess, I'll Say eight to ten. Wide eyes on machines, Ice cream dripping on the Pavement outside the Construction site. *I wanna work like this when I grow up,* he says in Young enthusiasm to a mother Whose eyes well up with Gratitude when I approach And kneel down in front of Him. *So you want a job, Buddy?* I ask him with a Wink. He suddenly remembers His ice cream and bites into It shyly. Nods, glancing at the Tools in my belt, the scratches On my arms, the brick wall I've been attacking with a Wacker jackhammer. Nods Again. *Well, I'll see you in a Few years,* I say with another Wink, this time to his mother, Who'd look her young age if Her eyes weren't as tired, *But you can start with this And get some practice.* I hand Him my Stanley Fat Max Hammer. His ice cream Hits the ground as he Recieves it with both hands, Looking to his mother for Confirmation that it's ok. Oh, it is. She mouths a Thank you SO much... They walk away, his chatter High pitched and fading Around the corner. And I Head over to the foreman to Report that I lost my hammer. Don't ever employ me. I can work a good game, but I'm too soft around little heroes.
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Jul 24, 2014
Jul 24, 2014 at 5:53 AM UTC
Stanley Fat Max
When my father was a boy, in the County of Tyrone, His father owned a quarry and he worked the fields of stone. My Dad grew lean and hard As he excavated stone Yielding granite for stone carvers And gravel aggregate for roads. His hands grew strong and powerful He had a muscular physique He couldn’t read or write But no one dared to call him weak. When my Dad was in his twenties He was working in the mines Excavating British coal at Newcastle on Tynes. Later on in life He was living in the “States” Working in landscaping on large Gold Coast estates. When my Dad was in his fifties He was digging graves by hand. Once again in Fields of stone a hard working Union man. Each morning he’d rise early And walk two miles to work He never had an office And he’d never be a clerk. He rose to be a foreman Working in that field of stone And when darkness overtook him It became his earthly home. Now when I go visit him I kneel and pray alone Beside his Celtic Cross standing in the field of stones.
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Nov 9, 2011
Nov 9, 2011 at 4:11 PM UTC
Fields of Stone
There, in the corner, staring at his drink. The cap juts like a gantry's crossbeam, Cowling plated forehead and sledgehead jaw. Speech is clamped in the lips' vice. That fist would drop a hammer on a Catholic- Oh yes, that kind of thing could start again; The only Roman collar he tolerates Smiles all round his sleek pint of porter. Mosaic imperatives bang home like rivets; God is a foreman with certain definite views Who orders life in shifts of work and leisure. A factory horn will blare the Resurrection. He sits, strong and blunt as a Celtic cross, Clearly used to silence and an armchair: Tonight the wife and children will be quiet At slammed door and smoker's cough in the hall.
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Docker
befriended by the builders a building site next door they gave her little jobs to do although she's only four when friday came,they even gave her wages for the week foreman smiled at sophie's joy and tweaked her rosie cheek off she went, to spend her pay there was no way of stopping a working girl with hard earned cash so mummy took her shopping hello mr sweetshop man i've got cash to spend been grafting with my muckers an real job,....not pretend are you working monday? he passed her pick and mix aye! if those wankers from jewson bring the ******* bricks
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Mar 26, 2010
Mar 26, 2010 at 4:05 PM UTC
early learner
sneaky stan, the builder man, who laboured on the site wheeled a barrow full of straw for two weeks every night foreman feared some pilfering and searched it every day he fumbled round, but always found now't below the hay. but sneaky stan, a gardening man, unhappy with wage rates had stolen fourteen wheel barrows and sold em to his mates
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Mar 12, 2010
Mar 12, 2010 at 2:08 PM UTC
sneaky stan
I've borne the heavy load. I've worked all the day. Got two children at the house to feed. Husband's gone away. I've a bunion on my toe, But I've got a corn pad. With a smile upon my face, Swear, it don't hurt so bad. Don't the moonlight look so grand, Shining in the sky! Walking home from second shift, Clean cars are wizzing by. There's a light mist in the air That gives me some relief. In the crock *** waits at home Hash and good corned beef. My fingers gnarl and seize, The handle's hard to grip. I hope the boss don't send me home. The kids have a field trip. When the kids get on the bus To travel out of town, I might take a few days off To lay my tired head down. Don't the moonlight look so grand, Shining in the sky. Walking home from second shift, Clean cars are wizzing by. There's a light mist in the air That gives me some relief. In the crock *** waits at home Hash and good corned beef. I am faithful to the work. I don't call in sick. I'm hardworking as a man. The foreman calls me "chick." I never complain about my back. Lord, He knows, I need this job. I can take the stripes they give. Don't give my raise to Bob. Don't the moonlight look so grand, Shining in the sky. Walking home from second shift, Clean cars are wizzing by. There's a light mist in the air That gives me some relief. In the crock *** waits at home Hash and good corned beef.
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Jan 16, 2016
Jan 16, 2016 at 3:25 PM UTC
Hash and Good Corned Beef
I , Frank Wilson , would be lawyer , represent myself in this attack upon my honor ! For I am a studious , God fearing man ! I bow before no Judge , Lawyer or Constable ! Your court dwells beneath moral turpitude , a jury of my peers will soon know the truth ! I do not recognize that woman and child , I'll not pay the stipend your foreman has read out loud ! Your verdict means little in my hardened eyes , one that I refuse to recognize ! Bailiff ! Send for the State Patrol , summon the officer before this Court ! Take this man directly to jail ! I want him in Reidsville by five p.m. !
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Oct 12, 2015
Oct 12, 2015 at 3:46 PM UTC
Four o'clock Lawyer
"Don't be disgruntled." He said to the foreman. "So what if the building is going to be late." "Often buildings are late and they don't have any offspring."
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Aug 2, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 at 11:41 AM UTC
The ******** Bricklayer
In God We Trust, For He Invented Reasonable Doubt In Courtroom of the State of New York, Part 62, where the only decoration extant, in gold leaf letters, a magnificent joke, In God We Trust. Words so incongruous to the real time drama, a poorly acted Law and Order episode of which I partake, (as Juror No. 1, ergo you may address me as Mr. Jury Foreman), they stun me into stupefaction every time we enter and the Bailiff pronounces with much gravitas, "Jury Entering" A potpourri of a dozen Manhattanites, with wisdom acquired by the singular virtue of having attained the robust age of 18, noteworthy for being free of criminal record, having been nominated to sit upon the jury that will decide the fate of one Eric B., for what he may have done upon West 11th Street one Summer night in June Two Thousand and Eleven, If adjudged guilty, New York State can take, incarcerate him for up to 15 years of his life Predicate felon by the age of twenty seven, Eric's resume consists of four felonies, two misdemeanors a wife and two little children, and a partridge in a pear tree. Facts turgid and muddy, Eric tells a story one juror calls a confection of lies, no one murmurs much disagreement in the tiny, overheated room we have been sequestered to replay the 2012 version of Twelve Angry Men. But I am not his peer, nor am I a seer, common sense says if appearances are what they seem to be, he aided and abetted in the forcible taking of a nice Connecticut lady's cell phone with his brother who just happened to be released from prison earlier that day A convoluted tale ripe with inanities is told, upshot is our defendant's tale, his robust defense, portrays him as the unluckiest man in the whole world, a good Samaritan, *{chasing after the thief, ** ** his bro}* against whom events have conspired In Manhattan can be a harsh place, where the natives a tough lot, tougher than the Indians from whom they stole it all. Our bridges we sell to out-of-towers, all it takes is one to say, what the heck, reasonable doubt is a ***** to overcome so let him go Jan, 2012
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Sep 17, 2013
Sep 17, 2013 at 4:45 PM UTC
In God We Trust, For He Invented Reasonable Doubt
In God We Trust, For He Invented Reasonable Doubt In Courtroom of the State of New York, Part 62, where the only decoration extant, in gold leaf letters, a magnificent joke, In God We Trust. Words so incongruous to the real time drama, a poorly acted Law and Order episode of which I partake, (as Juror No. 1, ergo you may address me as Mr. Jury Foreman), they stun me into stupefaction every time we enter and the Bailiff pronounces with much gravitas, "Jury Entering" A potpourri of a dozen Manhattanites, with wisdom acquired by the singular virtue of having attained the robust age of 18, noteworthy for being free of criminal record, having been nominated to sit upon the jury that will decide the fate of one Eric B., for what he may have done upon West 11th Street one Summer night in June Two Thousand and Eleven, If adjudged guilty, New York State can take, incarcerate him for up to 15 years of his life Predicate felon by the age of twenty seven, Eric's resume consists of four felonies, two misdemeanors a wife and two little children, and a partridge in a pear tree. Facts turgid and muddy, Eric tells a story one juror calls a confection of lies, no one murmurs much disagreement in the tiny, overheated room we have been sequestered to replay the 2012 version of Twelve Angry Men. But I am not his peer, nor am I a seer, common sense says if appearances are what they seem to be, he aided and abetted in the forcible taking of a nice Connecticut lady's cell phone with his brother who just happened to be released from prison earlier that day A convoluted tale ripe with inanities is told, upshot is our defendant's tale, his robust defense, portrays him as the unluckiest man in the whole world, a good Samaritan, *{chasing after the thief, ** ** his bro}* against whom events have conspired In Manhattan can be a harsh place, where the natives a tough lot, tougher than the Indians from whom they stole it all. Our bridges we sell to out-of-towers, all it takes is one to say, what the heck, reasonable doubt is a ***** to overcome so let him go Jan, 2012
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I found -in the shadow of a Crane rigged and ready- that I couldn't help myself. Took a ladder to the huge sphere Of chipped and battered iron,   And threw one leg on either Side of the chain. Sang leaning and rocking Into the walkie talkie As my foreman spat his Coffee not to choke; laughing along With Swedes, Polish, Lithuanians And Norwegians alike. Miley. Bringing people Together.
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May 21, 2014
May 21, 2014 at 2:08 AM UTC
...Like a Wrecking Ball
Justice loves injustice Doctor loves disease Foreman loves damages Livelihood for the sages. I cry for justice bold ,sold In deaf ear for years old. Justice or my lawyer ,unjust Put off hearing , file in dust. Democracy or Bureaucracy Suffocate in ugly Autocracy. Political labour; unions cruel Compel the subjects crawl. Equality , freedom, justice Sweet for poster slogans Pay and use roads lead us Pitiably to the island Mess Of Fuss , hiss; kiss of miss As frogs spring over Bliss.
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Jun 18, 2013
Jun 18, 2013 at 10:29 PM UTC
Justice?
I sit on my **** by the fireside chair and talk the mill talk to the calender man but he doesn't care he just watches his gauges and pressures how precious he is to the factory owner who allows him to live on a pittance each week. And while he clothes the World in his mind he would seek a botany bay where his ancestors lay and put roots in that ground. The sound of the press, blocks the sound from the bell just as well because that ringing in his ears is not the bite from the future but the teeth in the fears of his past and another bolt of cloth has been passed by the foreman and ticked off the list that he keeps in a book to read to the crook who works in accounting and pushed to the double entry in another book amounting to daylight robbery but the snobbery of the age is another page set in the mill town you get ****** all. The fine hall's for the Master and all you survey are the ruins that lie in the ruins of another day. Get away to get away and walk through a gateway into a better day but the Devil you know is the Devil you pay and what would he say if you jacked in the mill and worked down the mines better times indeed?
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Jun 17, 2013
Jun 17, 2013 at 4:12 AM UTC
A Lancashire Melody
You entered the single factory door into a noisy and busy shop floor with a guy called Brian who was older than you and had a worn and worried expression a foreman came and asked Brian to go with him and set him to some job over the way then he came to you and said what’s your name? Collins you said right Colin he said follow me and you were puzzled why he had called you Colin as you followed him down the aisle between machines and people he introduced you to a middle aged dame with glasses who was short and dumpy there was another dame there who was thinner and a bit younger who smiled the plump dame showed you around her department and set you to work on a drilling machine where you worked most of the morning then you had to go to the work office where a dame sat you gave her the job sheet how long were you on the job? she asked about 6 inches you said she looked at you a hint of a smile on her lips how long? she repeated how long what? you asked how long in time were you on the job? she said slowly you said 3 hours it says here mmmm she said you’re new aren’t you? no you replied I’ve been around for 21 years or so she gazed at you with her dark eyes her lips were about to speak but she nodded then shut the slide window leaving you staring at the window glass you walked back through the aisle towards the plump dame and her department ready for the next job before lunch hoping it wasn’t another drilling operation but assembly or cranking or any other job than drilling thinking of the dame in the office and something more thrilling.
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Apr 12, 2013
Apr 12, 2013 at 6:27 AM UTC
JUST A DRILLING JOB.
You entered the single factory door into a noisy and busy shop floor with a guy called Brian who was older than you and had a worn and worried expression a foreman came and asked Brian to go with him and set him to some job over the way then he came to you and said what’s your name? Collins you said right Colin he said follow me and you were puzzled why he had called you Colin as you followed him down the aisle between machines and people he introduced you to a middle aged dame with glasses who was short and dumpy there was another dame there who was thinner and a bit younger who smiled the plump dame showed you around her department and set you to work on a drilling machine where you worked most of the morning then you had to go to the work office where a dame sat you gave her the job sheet how long were you on the job? she asked about 6 inches you said she looked at you a hint of a smile on her lips how long? she repeated how long what? you asked how long in time were you on the job? she said slowly you said 3 hours it says here mmmm she said you’re new aren’t you? no you replied I’ve been around for 21 years or so she gazed at you with her dark eyes her lips were about to speak but she nodded then shut the slide window leaving you staring at the window glass you walked back through the aisle towards the plump dame and her department ready for the next job before lunch hoping it wasn’t another drilling operation but assembly or cranking or any other job than drilling thinking of the dame in the office and something more thrilling.
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You will not break my spirit burning bright, turn my day to terror'd night you will not break my cities tall and proud, run my family underground you will not break me! you will not rob my leaders of their will, clergy of their faith, you will not peel stripes from my face poke holes through my stars you will not get away with this! you will not turn my red, white and blue into painful black and blue, you will not break my children's acrid innocence, my freedom to endure, you will not take my mother and hold her hostage, break my back first man, 'cause I'll seek justice I'm an American! My colors do not run, I'm black, white, brown, yellow and tan I'm an American! You broke into family's home killed brothers and sisters one day I will get you because I'm an American! and you will not break me, you will not break me, you will not break the hope in my child's eyes peace will prevail to your surprise, love is strength in numbers, your will is bound by hatred America slumbers no more, the giant has awaken and years of complacent, fat-cat politics is now down to ***** out heretics I got ***** I got ***** I got ***** swinging from the hips of Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull ready to bounce you out of your holes! I got soul, I got soul I got soul like no others got soul, got soul like Tina Turner, James Brown, Ella Fitzgerald and the New York City Fire Department I'm an American! I got heart, I got heart like no others got heart I got heart like the Tin Man found I got heart like Tony Bennett, George Foreman, Marlon Brando, Jesse Owens, BB King, John Belushi Johnny Franco and the Miracle Mets! I'm an American! I'm an American! and you will not break me you will not break me you will not break me! Frank Messina. 9/11/2016.
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Sep 11, 2016
Sep 11, 2016 at 12:44 PM UTC
You Will Not Break Me.
You will not break my spirit burning bright, turn my day to terror'd night you will not break my cities tall and proud, run my family underground you will not break me! you will not rob my leaders of their will, clergy of their faith, you will not peel stripes from my face poke holes through my stars you will not get away with this! you will not turn my red, white and blue into painful black and blue, you will not break my children's acrid innocence, my freedom to endure, you will not take my mother and hold her hostage, break my back first man, 'cause I'll seek justice I'm an American! My colors do not run, I'm black, white, brown, yellow and tan I'm an American! You broke into family's home killed brothers and sisters one day I will get you because I'm an American! and you will not break me, you will not break me, you will not break the hope in my child's eyes peace will prevail to your surprise, love is strength in numbers, your will is bound by hatred America slumbers no more, the giant has awaken and years of complacent, fat-cat politics is now down to ***** out heretics I got ***** I got ***** I got ***** swinging from the hips of Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull ready to bounce you out of your holes! I got soul, I got soul I got soul like no others got soul, got soul like Tina Turner, James Brown, Ella Fitzgerald and the New York City Fire Department I'm an American! I got heart, I got heart like no others got heart I got heart like the Tin Man found I got heart like Tony Bennett, George Foreman, Marlon Brando, Jesse Owens, BB King, John Belushi Johnny Franco and the Miracle Mets! I'm an American! I'm an American! and you will not break me you will not break me you will not break me! Frank Messina. 9/11/2016.
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Alexander K Opicho (Eldoret,Kenya;[email protected]) Sembene Ouasmane the son of a fisherman the son of wolof tribesmen the owners of Atlantic you are a bad liar, my kinsman and foreman why didn't you wait for me to grow up you only belied to me for your to die earlier i begged for your pipe for i also to **** it with passion you told me to hold on until i grow up only for you to accede to July death in 2007 i am tortured in this life without without you agonized by daily chores without a glance at the fume of smokes being blown from the magnificent ceramic pipe on your mouth, i wanted you teach me what Maxim Gorky and Emile Zola taught you i wanted to learn from you what you learned at the Moscow cinema school was it cinematographic Marxism or filmographic socialism that you learned? i wanted to get you alive so that we can sing together the songs of Cedo and Xala, why were your gods collecting the pieces of wood; was it humility and humanism? I wanted to see the powerful words of human side of governance coming from you sober gentle mouth onto African plateau that is replete with commonaplace selfish power struggles, i will build a monument in respect of your service to African literature and your service to protection of humanity;both Arabic and African your service to humanity as you forgave a French woman who stole your book only to publish it under her name in a dint of ****** wham pam pams.
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Jan 27, 2014
Jan 27, 2014 at 10:09 AM UTC
Ode to the pipe of Sembene Ouasmane
I will make a fangle of mechanisms, a creature with iron snouts and concrete aortas. Its fevered howl will wake the duplexes perched on sloped land, built from collected tins and bottle caps. Boys sooted in grief will balk like ravens, chew sweet dip, and spit, but never reach the foreman’s gate. They’ll crave a tavern with antlers as chandeliers where a black flame burns on the brim of a zinfandel. But tonight they’ll gristle through streets to a stale room where fluorescent lights blanch a young widow’s skin. Basic cable ministries will flick and dim in the homes of the wigged ladies who wait for them— the howl keeps them breathless, each of them fearing the slow swallow from a snake’s mouth to its furnace.
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Sep 8, 2013
Sep 8, 2013 at 12:39 PM UTC
Architecture
It’ll be one of those lonely nights where I’m sipping flat soda and watching That 70’s Show, one of those episodes where Foreman almost loses Donna and suddenly you will come to mind and I will punch in the numbers I know by heart. It will only just register in my head that you might actually pick up and as soon as I decide to hang up, the tranquil voice I have yearned to hear will come on the line. Hello? Hello? I remember your caller I.D. is busted and thank the Lord. Hello? HELLO? I can almost see your cheeks coloring in frustration but every insecurity I had when we were together seizes my throat with a cold, relentless grip and all I can muster is a weak choking sound. You try one last desperate greeting before clicking the phone shut, and the hand loosens its grip to let me breathe, but only for a moment. Our relationship was eerily similar to that phone call. I was the one drowning in sorrow, begging for you to rescue me but I refused to learn how to swim, so you gave up and I never blamed you. I still don’t. With newfound determination I will quickly call back, but when a high pitched voice filled with nauseating optimism answers on the second ring, I’ll remember that I was always the turbulent sea rocking our boat off course, but I’ll be glad you found a shining lighthouse to lead you safely home. I will hang up without a word.
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Aug 5, 2013
Aug 5, 2013 at 1:00 PM UTC
Phone Call
Do you love him more than me? Is there something beautiful and indistinct In him? Can you bow like never  before, A prayer of spine? Do you kiss him like an angel, And dole out your lips to the stupid others? Does ignorance call your name, And hope drive the nail? When I see her again, She hugs me casually, And the smell of her hair Is an ink, On my wife-beater. It soils, and oils And stains. Beneath the darkness of her car, The shadows become loam, And in the cabin she squeezes out a waving hand, By the time she pulls away I am working hard not to pound her hood, And demand a return trip To the factory of my heart, Where she could be a foreman And wish things of me all day, Working a hot sheet of my skin Into a pliable mass, And the body of my sins Into the image of God, So much so, That the mere dream of that forge would make her stop Her car In the middle of the street, Hop out, And walk up to me, repeating a sentence in this gist: She doesn’t know anything anymore, Not even how she feels about him. Make me that God of your Life Once more, Deliver me from evil And the hands of wickedness that render my soul. I must be a God in your midst, a love of the mist. I know my sins, I only call you when I'm drunk, hollering your name in hurtful epithets.
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Aug 27, 2012
Aug 27, 2012 at 11:55 PM UTC
Confusion.
She deserves recognition For her work as a technician Who's expertise is ball bustin Who majors in ******** Excelling in the field of advance Hot air production A profession heckler who Composes an orchestra conductin A firework show eruptin With colorful rants red, and purples She's acclaimed for rhetorical Questions that repeats in circles An elite linguistics scholar Who's sarcasm is an accomplishment Very talented...no gifted at making An insult sound like a compliment And Her stamina to do so Is like an Olympian who's pleased Only when her track and field Meet of slander makes ur ears bleed A masters degree in belittling A graduated philosopher for the bitter Must be a psychologist the way She attacks my sanity to litter Insecurities, and doubts and I Heard she has a phd in hypnosis Until u start to believe her ******** And this psychosomatic is ur psychosis A world class magician who's Tricks leave u perplexed in thought A novelist who narrates to taunt Controlling all characters and plot She wrote the book on torturing A man and emasculating him so He may never move forward and She was in the military I'm told Historically known for her intellectual Warfare Manipulating soilders and utilizing The grounds to ambush u there A social tyrant who's brilliant Political ties help her achieve Her plan like constituents are Biased so they're all after me A paralegal who's unfair and lethal And to her it's titalation Unfair is her terms but like a Perm ull get burned in litagation A degree in early childhood Education so she acts like a rebel Perfecting being childish and Unaffected by ur feelings on levels Only a schoolyard bully could Match, she's my jailhouse warden Who's power is focused on me Relentlessly constructing like a foreman With Her future blueprints to See what the hell she builds for me Will look like, and she's also a director In the *********** industry So she tells in great detail Just how I'll be ****** She must have been taught by Peter pan how to never grow up Trained as medic who specializes In one area over them all Nudering human males So surgically she removes my ***** After she breaks them and So I am the constant fool This exceptional jack of trades Makes me wish that I stayed in school
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Sep 13, 2014
Sep 13, 2014 at 7:54 PM UTC
Shes A Jack Of All Trades..And i love her....
She deserves recognition For her work as a technician Who's expertise is ball bustin Who majors in ******** Excelling in the field of advance Hot air production A profession heckler who Composes an orchestra conductin A firework show eruptin With colorful rants red, and purples She's acclaimed for rhetorical Questions that repeats in circles An elite linguistics scholar Who's sarcasm is an accomplishment Very talented...no gifted at making An insult sound like a compliment And Her stamina to do so Is like an Olympian who's pleased Only when her track and field Meet of slander makes ur ears bleed A masters degree in belittling A graduated philosopher for the bitter Must be a psychologist the way She attacks my sanity to litter Insecurities, and doubts and I Heard she has a phd in hypnosis Until u start to believe her ******** And this psychosomatic is ur psychosis A world class magician who's Tricks leave u perplexed in thought A novelist who narrates to taunt Controlling all characters and plot She wrote the book on torturing A man and emasculating him so He may never move forward and She was in the military I'm told Historically known for her intellectual Warfare Manipulating soilders and utilizing The grounds to ambush u there A social tyrant who's brilliant Political ties help her achieve Her plan like constituents are Biased so they're all after me A paralegal who's unfair and lethal And to her it's titalation Unfair is her terms but like a Perm ull get burned in litagation A degree in early childhood Education so she acts like a rebel Perfecting being childish and Unaffected by ur feelings on levels Only a schoolyard bully could Match, she's my jailhouse warden Who's power is focused on me Relentlessly constructing like a foreman With Her future blueprints to See what the hell she builds for me Will look like, and she's also a director In the *********** industry So she tells in great detail Just how I'll be ****** She must have been taught by Peter pan how to never grow up Trained as medic who specializes In one area over them all Nudering human males So surgically she removes my ***** After she breaks them and So I am the constant fool This exceptional jack of trades Makes me wish that I stayed in school
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For Beep & Sue Robinson, Foreman, Victoria Park Tunnel Auntie Elaine Kingii Died last night in her sleep, Ninety years of age Keeping secrets she would keep. Last night she passed away In her tiny single bed, At the Onehunga rest home Where she finally laid her head. Auntie Elaine Kingii Lived her long life on the street Helping other vagrants Find a kinder place to sleep, Helping other street kids With the hassles of their day, Sharing a quick cigarette Or a dryer place to stay. Auntie Elaine Kingii In her ninety years of life Had eighteen babies born to her From sailors , waifs and like. Eighteen babies born to her Beneath the Grafton bridge, Each with unknown fathers Or a family heritage. Auntie Elaine Kingie As a girl danced out of class Where the morning sunshine sparkled On the crystal dew, clad grass, And her green eyes shone with lustre In her  joy of dancing free, Whilst the street kids stood in cluster Quite entranced by what they see. Auntie Elaine Kingii With her eyes of emerald green Lived her days among the lost souls Of the City Mission scene. Life amongst free spirits Was a chosen path for her Shunning organised prosperity With a structured raconteur. Auntie Elaine Kingii With her eyes of emerald glass Chose to die the way she lived Quite serenely with her class. Happy with the company Of whom she would befriend In the park surrounds of Auckland city’s Busy people blend. Marshalg Victoria Park Tunnel 21 June 2011
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Jun 20, 2011
Jun 20, 2011 at 4:44 PM UTC
Auntie Elaine Kingii
Overkill, that's what this is, a battle uphill Who cares? We're just in it for the thrill Excuse me, miss, can I have the bill? Pay it off with a twenty-dollar bill Gotta get to the bullfighting in Seville This is what I do, you could say I'm mentally ill. Better get a check-up with Dr. Phil. I'll just tell him rhymes are what I instill, its a unique skill Keep doing this even when the world is spinning like a windmill Like the Storming of the Bastille, there is no escape, take a sleeping pill Deep water runs still, I'll toss you on a George Foreman grill Make your Last Will and Testament, because this is overkill.
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May 7, 2015
May 7, 2015 at 10:36 AM UTC
Overkill
All yearling spring birds far from distant home, Xanthic in Gothic gospels soot and yolk, Where's one's soft spoken voice to calm me on the phone? Formidable pulses, The danger of convulsion's spread on like buttered oil!!! Enormity soil's the defendant delirium... Such agnostic aquariums stinkingly similar upstate! Broken lives to sunset drive, Specimen speckles, Forcible tassels hover one's decree!! Litigious locust's buzz creepingly, Indecently exposing all's funk!!! Concauctions of fake adoption's, Concievers break locks off trunks!!! Omit me out of this obdurate oasis, Wherein one feel's spacious, Free to cometh and goeth!!! Freedom doth thou know? Operatic Mrs and Mr's, Minuets for thy ridiculed wishes!! Ponderer of newness, Cleaner's as thy tub spills over, Thy heels click together just to get thy kicks!!! Hit the streets thou feathered bird of no beak, Thou tally marker of no means!!! Foreman to thy own people's idea's, Nourish me with a new novice, Nurture me with heartbrake hotel, Buildeth me a standing ovation of a one love palace!!! Brave heart fairytale, Doth thou stand to move about? Listener of radio tunes, Art thou close?? ©Brandon nagley ©Lonesome poet's poetry
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Sep 25, 2015
Sep 25, 2015 at 8:50 AM UTC
Fall springbird ( repost of old prison poetry)
If time is relative then why are we moving at all? I look around and to me we all seem to be standing still... Frozen in our civic and social duties. Like watching a game show, Or buying a frozen pizza. ...dressing up to go to church. We become frozen in these moments and they end up defining who we are instead of the other way around. Maybe the world is in an event horizon and I am stuck outside watching everyone seem to move in no direction at all. Yet I see myself as well. Sitting completely still and becoming a mannequin... I would say that we are moving towards a black hole, ******* the light and life out of us, but that would be foolish. Because we are the black hole. We steal the life and desire. Hopes and dreams from ourselves and throw our souls away for a paycheck and death certificate. If I could find the warehouse of man and stumble upon the assembly line, I would shoot the foreman and break the machine. Then I would burn that building to the ground...
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Dec 11, 2012
Dec 11, 2012 at 3:32 PM UTC
Like An Event Horizon