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"ballgame" poems
Put out a cigarette. Lite a new one. Take a shower. Drink some coffee. Quick brush of the teeth. This is how John Carpenter starts his day. Start the truck. Lite a cigarette. Drive. Drive. Lite a new cigarette. Drive. This is how John Carpenter goes to work. Check in with the boss. Sit down at typewriter. Lite a cigarette. Think. Type. Type. Lite a cigarette. Type. Type. Lite a cigarette. Type. Type. Type. Think. Stretch. Lite a cigarette. Type. This is how John Carpenter spend the first hour at work. Repeat seven times. Check out with boss. Start the truck. Lite a cigarette. Drive. Drive. Lite another cigarette. Drive. This is how John Carpenter drives home. Take off his coat. Lite a cigarette. Feed the dog. Cook a steak. Drink a beer. Eat the steak. Drink another beer. Lite a cigarette. Watch the ballgame. Lite another cigarette. Lite four or five more throughout the game. Quick brush of the teeth. Lite a cigarette. Read. Read. Read. Lite another. Read. Read. Drink some brandy. Fall asleep. This is how John Carpenter spends his evening. Repeat all of this 7,304 times. This is how John Carpenter spends his life. And when he has smoked enough cigarettes for a lifetime and read enough for a life time and eaten enough steak and drank enough brandy and beer and written enough novels for a lifetime he will die. And only Mary Stein will miss him.
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Sep 2, 2013
Sep 2, 2013 at 11:42 PM UTC
The Life Of John Carpenter.
I woke up one day And I rode far away And when I came back A few weeks late i decided to shape up or else, its a long ride down How often do you walk home? Or should I say struggle Distances are more attainable In mixed up situations I am too deeply rooted in thought on the topic of meditation To help this patient I am inhabiting Enter: ************* bicycles I used to find Walking uphill And walking downhill Equally awful The climb to the top Is worth the fast ride down The topic of how many hills are around And how often we choose to climb them Will not  play in this ballgame Because cycling is a sport blood doping is dope breaking news: Livestrong sponsors the pope Without a helment You would tell me I look **** As I ride with no hands Don’t worry darlin’ I knew my hair looked good too Drinking whiskey at home you can make art I made that without you It all came out of my mouth And nostrils Without you I will puke again Without you Its true Rough mornings aren’t new their usually rough without you Only because my will is strong And if I didn’t livestrong My will -  still will included you Only if I died on someone else’s terms (spoiler no such thing) In an alternate universe You could be on my bike And I’d be ****** cold sober And when that bus hit me My mom wanted to give you what belonged to me - the one thing That survived the accident Ask a few old friends I survived a few Whether you knew Or not were on it or off Always on the bottom Jake Was a snake Before I met him That’s Kona bike history Living on Without me As I age I am learning To be loyal To all sorts of objects like bikes And women that own them. Withholding without me I can't see what it would be like without me - But lets be honest Its not so as much about the bikes As it is about bliss i've seen what its like without you It true If a bus ran over my *** tomorrow The first thing it would break is my heart You could start The day I stopped Riding my bike
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Apr 27, 2013
Apr 27, 2013 at 3:35 AM UTC
**** Bike
I woke up one day And I rode far away And when I came back A few weeks late i decided to shape up or else, its a long ride down How often do you walk home? Or should I say struggle Distances are more attainable In mixed up situations I am too deeply rooted in thought on the topic of meditation To help this patient I am inhabiting Enter: ************* bicycles I used to find Walking uphill And walking downhill Equally awful The climb to the top Is worth the fast ride down The topic of how many hills are around And how often we choose to climb them Will not  play in this ballgame Because cycling is a sport blood doping is dope breaking news: Livestrong sponsors the pope Without a helment You would tell me I look **** As I ride with no hands Don’t worry darlin’ I knew my hair looked good too Drinking whiskey at home you can make art I made that without you It all came out of my mouth And nostrils Without you I will puke again Without you Its true Rough mornings aren’t new their usually rough without you Only because my will is strong And if I didn’t livestrong My will -  still will included you Only if I died on someone else’s terms (spoiler no such thing) In an alternate universe You could be on my bike And I’d be ****** cold sober And when that bus hit me My mom wanted to give you what belonged to me - the one thing That survived the accident Ask a few old friends I survived a few Whether you knew Or not were on it or off Always on the bottom Jake Was a snake Before I met him That’s Kona bike history Living on Without me As I age I am learning To be loyal To all sorts of objects like bikes And women that own them. Withholding without me I can't see what it would be like without me - But lets be honest Its not so as much about the bikes As it is about bliss i've seen what its like without you It true If a bus ran over my *** tomorrow The first thing it would break is my heart You could start The day I stopped Riding my bike
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I'm speechless That's my approach as you approach me And usually I'm too focused on finding the perfect words To penetrate the simple space I provide So when beautiful girls intentionally invade my atmosphere My need for speech is satisfied Your beauty speaks sufficiently for two So while I'm struggling for oxygen, I hope you recognize Your presence is all I've ever needed to breathe easily I'm stuck Between unexpressed elegance And helplessness My mouth is screaming out But frozen completely shut I'm worried my compliments May be complications That my suggestions Might suppress my objective here We typically rely on our words To settle the score As if you and I are in overtime Of a tie ballgame Looking for phrases to frame the scoreboard With an absolute victor But I was hoping that you'd be willing to join forces To break through the proverbial force field That prohibits rivals from overthrowing obstacles Because I've always believed the input overpowers the outcome What if it were possible To eliminate our speech So our ears could erase the need to draw conclusions We don't etch our words in pencil Our words are enunciated in permanent marker Brutally beating through our eardrums Rhythmically reminding us That silence can be more sweet sounding than any set of syllables All I know is I'm hell-bent on remaining a straight shooter My arrows will always be designed for the bulls-eye But lately I've been questioning my targets They haven't been painted red and white for all the world to see They've been camouflaged by constricted communication Secretly searching for statements that haven't met the airwaves yet So I'd much rather absorb your definite thoughts Than accept your remarks as absolute    The truth is I'm not sure What needs to be said. The syllables I've learned to form Don't apply to situations where Words remain inherently absent. And too often we force our hand To make phrases appear Where they don't belong. But something about Silent speeches is appealing to me. Because the power in your eyes reduce The need for any type of sound. And the shock waves your steps make As you inch closer to mine Create the sweetest melodies. So all I will tell you is this: Let's leave words out of this.
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Dec 19, 2013
Dec 19, 2013 at 6:53 AM UTC
Silent Speeches
I'm speechless That's my approach as you approach me And usually I'm too focused on finding the perfect words To penetrate the simple space I provide So when beautiful girls intentionally invade my atmosphere My need for speech is satisfied Your beauty speaks sufficiently for two So while I'm struggling for oxygen, I hope you recognize Your presence is all I've ever needed to breathe easily I'm stuck Between unexpressed elegance And helplessness My mouth is screaming out But frozen completely shut I'm worried my compliments May be complications That my suggestions Might suppress my objective here We typically rely on our words To settle the score As if you and I are in overtime Of a tie ballgame Looking for phrases to frame the scoreboard With an absolute victor But I was hoping that you'd be willing to join forces To break through the proverbial force field That prohibits rivals from overthrowing obstacles Because I've always believed the input overpowers the outcome What if it were possible To eliminate our speech So our ears could erase the need to draw conclusions We don't etch our words in pencil Our words are enunciated in permanent marker Brutally beating through our eardrums Rhythmically reminding us That silence can be more sweet sounding than any set of syllables All I know is I'm hell-bent on remaining a straight shooter My arrows will always be designed for the bulls-eye But lately I've been questioning my targets They haven't been painted red and white for all the world to see They've been camouflaged by constricted communication Secretly searching for statements that haven't met the airwaves yet So I'd much rather absorb your definite thoughts Than accept your remarks as absolute    The truth is I'm not sure What needs to be said. The syllables I've learned to form Don't apply to situations where Words remain inherently absent. And too often we force our hand To make phrases appear Where they don't belong. But something about Silent speeches is appealing to me. Because the power in your eyes reduce The need for any type of sound. And the shock waves your steps make As you inch closer to mine Create the sweetest melodies. So all I will tell you is this: Let's leave words out of this.
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I hear the screeching sound, Of the rioting crowd roaring like a lion, When the weathered football is kicked, Falling down like a missile, Touching earth. I see the opposing offence, Passing for desperate yardage, As our insane defense, Forcefully sacks the quarterback, In the backfield, Providing our team with momentum. I feel of the cold, Icy wind as the ultimate play is about To unfold, As we play the fourth quarter. The excruciating pain, Of deliberately being bowled over, By a linebacker with such vigorous Power, That your helmet is knocked off. The relief of winning, A difficult ballgame, As we celebrate, Another outstanding victory.
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Dec 20, 2012
Dec 20, 2012 at 12:48 AM UTC
Football Season
You never said it with your words hugs weren’t what We came to do you said "Mountain Girls don’t cry" I held it in to make it true Don't worry Daddy, I don't need em I know "I love you's" just words So many stories in your eyes never needed a gift or an alibi We always knew it through and through the way my heart looked into you funny really, the truth to us “I love you” are just words I knew it at my ballgame when you appeared in the bleachers made you proud to all my teachers don’t worry Daddy, I don't need em I know “they’re just words” Was confused when my lovers wouldn’t say it. Wen't for a long journey don't the path of "maybe I didn’t deserve it" there and back again Now I know the truth, I'm worth it it all happened in the start it’s me who thinks “they’re just words” so it didn't bounce back reflected Now we can have it all It’s ok to say “I love you” can be freeing if you want it to paint a picture with the rainbow let love guide you Don't worry Daddy I'll never need it and they'll never see me cry. But watch me Daddy as I ride the craziest bull of them all having both Love, it's spoken word, hugs and all.
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Dec 2, 2020
Dec 2, 2020 at 7:29 PM UTC
Daddy was a Cowboy
You know the famous saying All good things come to an end This applies to weekends as well Or in this case, Sundays Because I was forced to work yesterday Due to a massive project Which will keep me occupied For a good three weeks Including two Saturdays Hence, all the more reason To positively dread the start of tomorrow Ah yes, the infamous Monday Something that terrifies me More than climbing Mount Everest Or entering a lion's den Or earning the wrath of a cobra I can go on and on But I think I've made my point Yes, Mondays are bad Especially if you've enjoyed the weekend As much as I did Notwithstanding working on Saturday So, do you want to know What makes tomorrow twice as bad As any other Monday? Firstly, as mentioned earlier I am working on a big project Probably my biggest in the last three years Secondly, while the going has been smooth so far Things are going to get tricky So far, all I have accomplished Is pure research But now, I'll have to start calling people And these are not recruitment calls Which are relatively straightforward On the other hand I am entering pure sales territory Which may not be a big deal For most "normal" people But for someone who is autistic It is a different ballgame altogether In fact, it is like steering a ship Through the Bermuda Triangle And finally The biggest roadblock In my long and treacherous path Is not the candidates Not even the client But my accursed laptop Whose ability to perform under pressure Is even less than that of South Africa In a global cricket tournament
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Feb 20, 2022
Feb 20, 2022 at 11:58 AM UTC
Why Tomorrow Is Going To Be Twice As Bad As Any Other Monday
You know the famous saying All good things come to an end This applies to weekends as well Or in this case, Sundays Because I was forced to work yesterday Due to a massive project Which will keep me occupied For a good three weeks Including two Saturdays Hence, all the more reason To positively dread the start of tomorrow Ah yes, the infamous Monday Something that terrifies me More than climbing Mount Everest Or entering a lion's den Or earning the wrath of a cobra I can go on and on But I think I've made my point Yes, Mondays are bad Especially if you've enjoyed the weekend As much as I did Notwithstanding working on Saturday So, do you want to know What makes tomorrow twice as bad As any other Monday? Firstly, as mentioned earlier I am working on a big project Probably my biggest in the last three years Secondly, while the going has been smooth so far Things are going to get tricky So far, all I have accomplished Is pure research But now, I'll have to start calling people And these are not recruitment calls Which are relatively straightforward On the other hand I am entering pure sales territory Which may not be a big deal For most "normal" people But for someone who is autistic It is a different ballgame altogether In fact, it is like steering a ship Through the Bermuda Triangle And finally The biggest roadblock In my long and treacherous path Is not the candidates Not even the client But my accursed laptop Whose ability to perform under pressure Is even less than that of South Africa In a global cricket tournament
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When I was little, Like, between 8 or 11- I used to wonder, Standing with the fiery Iowa Sun slowly blistering my shoulders; Where does the time go When it flies away? And if time sometimed Slowed, stopped, stood stock- Still, why could I not See its feet? If... (When) I was 8, 8 years from Mom's Belly, where was 9 for me? Born: Thursday, May 9, 1963. So, I can do the rudimentary Addition: 5/9/71, I'm exactly... 8. 2 weeks from 3rd grade being Over. Happy. Birthday. Presents. Cake, ice cream, a baseball game To hurry to, Teddy, we'll open Your presents and have cake when We get home from the ballgame. Ugh. Baseball. All I'm going to be Thinking obsessing about is what Lies beneath colorful wrapping. Time has a special Bitter flavor when you hope and pray The ball won't be hit to you, ever. Baseball is full of confused time- Time scurrying and rolling away from you In the form of a stupid large white stitched Ball that delightfully challenges you to be Quicker than it - Time then languishing, Elongating, becoming the torture of impatience Trying to stand in line and wait with that Virtuous virtue that time ever mocks. So it's the next day, and I'm 1 Day past 8. I'm a clock, then? I stored memories of 2, 3? Years Ago? And I stored scars, dumb Ideas materializing as real Blood, pain, stitches, howling... Did I store time inside my Mind, heart, left knee, right I didn't know. Life is often Too big a concept to really Grasp when you're eaten By 8 mosquitoes. And time slows down to A scaly crawdad claw That won't let go of your Left pinky finger. I thought, as I rode my bike Down the middle of the street, What about next year? 5/9/72? Ninth birthday? Where did that Day live? Was it millions and millions Of miles Earth had to travel to line Itself up clockwork-universe style With the time that spun, tilted, and Pushed the earth through space? What if I died? Did the time God gave me go back to Him? Like I was a human library of congress Book to spend a short amount of () And then be returned to my Original Owner?
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Nov 17, 2013
Nov 17, 2013 at 3:55 PM UTC
Temporal Boots
When I was little, Like, between 8 or 11- I used to wonder, Standing with the fiery Iowa Sun slowly blistering my shoulders; Where does the time go When it flies away? And if time sometimed Slowed, stopped, stood stock- Still, why could I not See its feet? If... (When) I was 8, 8 years from Mom's Belly, where was 9 for me? Born: Thursday, May 9, 1963. So, I can do the rudimentary Addition: 5/9/71, I'm exactly... 8. 2 weeks from 3rd grade being Over. Happy. Birthday. Presents. Cake, ice cream, a baseball game To hurry to, Teddy, we'll open Your presents and have cake when We get home from the ballgame. Ugh. Baseball. All I'm going to be Thinking obsessing about is what Lies beneath colorful wrapping. Time has a special Bitter flavor when you hope and pray The ball won't be hit to you, ever. Baseball is full of confused time- Time scurrying and rolling away from you In the form of a stupid large white stitched Ball that delightfully challenges you to be Quicker than it - Time then languishing, Elongating, becoming the torture of impatience Trying to stand in line and wait with that Virtuous virtue that time ever mocks. So it's the next day, and I'm 1 Day past 8. I'm a clock, then? I stored memories of 2, 3? Years Ago? And I stored scars, dumb Ideas materializing as real Blood, pain, stitches, howling... Did I store time inside my Mind, heart, left knee, right I didn't know. Life is often Too big a concept to really Grasp when you're eaten By 8 mosquitoes. And time slows down to A scaly crawdad claw That won't let go of your Left pinky finger. I thought, as I rode my bike Down the middle of the street, What about next year? 5/9/72? Ninth birthday? Where did that Day live? Was it millions and millions Of miles Earth had to travel to line Itself up clockwork-universe style With the time that spun, tilted, and Pushed the earth through space? What if I died? Did the time God gave me go back to Him? Like I was a human library of congress Book to spend a short amount of () And then be returned to my Original Owner?
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Take me out to the ballgame Take me to be all I can You can't find such a jolly group Of secret malevolent madmen So it's bombs, guns, tanks For the home-team If there's no one left, what a shame Cause it's money, lives and victory In the Old Ballgame
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Feb 24, 2015
Feb 24, 2015 at 6:01 PM UTC
The Old Ballgame
I thought I hummed a happy song, but without a woman I was wrong. A belief I was too blind to see. Women are the best thing, a man could ever have. (she points this out to me). She said that we, collectively, would open life's doors, no less, no more, dance upon floors. The joy we'll see. (And while I'm out and about could I run a few chores?). She does wonderful things, so I've been told. At least I think so, but this I know. From the dawn of man, through the times of sand. Without a woman, a man cannot stand! (She wrote this on the back Of my hand). She lovingly wraps herself around every aspect of my life, my wife, to the point I couldn't function without her. Yes lovingly. I wouldn't doubt her. (She seems to have combined  both our power). She had the word TAKEN tattooed on my arm, I'm no longer living alone, so what's the harm. You can love them or **** them - thy name is woman. (when I'm wrong, I hide in the barn). I try to squeeze her and please her, kiss her and hold her, and be mister charming. She responds by whispering, don't you have a ballgame to watch Or something? (She keeps me running). I'm a mouse in my house, who sometimes sleeps on the couch. While wheeling and dealing with the strife of married life. She says it's for the best. (I now pronounce you man and wife). I wanted a strong woman that stands on her own, stimulates my growth. Runs her life and runs our home. A woman who's so much more. (Be careful what you wish for). She said you best be knowing, that lawns need mowing, kids need growing. I countered, can't I just be a snoring and boring, simply enjoying dad? She double-countered, and said, "Women are the best thing a man could ever have". (Who am I to argue). I want a mate to share my plate, one who has the grace, to have smiles break-out all over her face. There's no way her smile could ever flip upside down, and become a frown. (Could it?) I reach for my back pocket wallet, but her hand is already on it. She says sharing is caring, and it's a wonderful thing. She states, "You want to be wonderful too, don't you"? (So I guess sharing is the only way). She says I'm teachable with a smidgen of logic, so I'm flexible, and her little project. Change my stubbornness from bad to good. Says I'm hard headed. (knock on wood). So that's how it goes,  I suppose. To be a money provider, a handyman, a chauffeur driver. To be elated, sort of appriciated, to be a married man. She keeps whispering in my ear, for my brain again to hear, and to make it perfectly clear. "Dear", she says... Women are the best thing a man could ever have. (So I've been told).
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Oct 4, 2019
Oct 4, 2019 at 8:26 PM UTC
Happy Wife means Happy Life (so I've been told)
I thought I hummed a happy song, but without a woman I was wrong. A belief I was too blind to see. Women are the best thing, a man could ever have. (she points this out to me). She said that we, collectively, would open life's doors, no less, no more, dance upon floors. The joy we'll see. (And while I'm out and about could I run a few chores?). She does wonderful things, so I've been told. At least I think so, but this I know. From the dawn of man, through the times of sand. Without a woman, a man cannot stand! (She wrote this on the back Of my hand). She lovingly wraps herself around every aspect of my life, my wife, to the point I couldn't function without her. Yes lovingly. I wouldn't doubt her. (She seems to have combined  both our power). She had the word TAKEN tattooed on my arm, I'm no longer living alone, so what's the harm. You can love them or **** them - thy name is woman. (when I'm wrong, I hide in the barn). I try to squeeze her and please her, kiss her and hold her, and be mister charming. She responds by whispering, don't you have a ballgame to watch Or something? (She keeps me running). I'm a mouse in my house, who sometimes sleeps on the couch. While wheeling and dealing with the strife of married life. She says it's for the best. (I now pronounce you man and wife). I wanted a strong woman that stands on her own, stimulates my growth. Runs her life and runs our home. A woman who's so much more. (Be careful what you wish for). She said you best be knowing, that lawns need mowing, kids need growing. I countered, can't I just be a snoring and boring, simply enjoying dad? She double-countered, and said, "Women are the best thing a man could ever have". (Who am I to argue). I want a mate to share my plate, one who has the grace, to have smiles break-out all over her face. There's no way her smile could ever flip upside down, and become a frown. (Could it?) I reach for my back pocket wallet, but her hand is already on it. She says sharing is caring, and it's a wonderful thing. She states, "You want to be wonderful too, don't you"? (So I guess sharing is the only way). She says I'm teachable with a smidgen of logic, so I'm flexible, and her little project. Change my stubbornness from bad to good. Says I'm hard headed. (knock on wood). So that's how it goes,  I suppose. To be a money provider, a handyman, a chauffeur driver. To be elated, sort of appriciated, to be a married man. She keeps whispering in my ear, for my brain again to hear, and to make it perfectly clear. "Dear", she says... Women are the best thing a man could ever have. (So I've been told).
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How do I look in this dress? Walt’s wife asked him as she Did a twirl in the bedroom. Yeah, fine, Walt slowly replied. But you’re not even looking at Me, she said. Walt turned his Head from the small TV screen And gazed at her. Yeah, you look Fine. It’s not too short is it? She Asked. No, not too short, Walt Said, his eyes looking at the TV Screen once more as the ballgame Hotted up. How about my *** Does it look ok? Sure, said Walt. Sure, what? She asked, my *** Is too big in this? Is that what You’re saying? Yeah, Walt replied, His eyes focusing on the pass of Ball. How can you be so insensitive. Why you’re not even looking at me. DOES MY *** LOOK BIG IN THIS? She bellowed. Walt turned around And at stared at his wife sticking out Her *** No, no, he said, just right Honey, the best *** I’ve seen today. What other *** have you seen today, Then? She said. Walt sighed, he’d Missed a good hit. What do you Want to know now? Walt asked. Whose *** you seen today? She said. I haven’t seen any *** Walt replied. He studied his wife as she twirled Again. That’s a bit short isn’t it, Walt Said, and a bit tight. Makes your *** Look like two piglets under canvas Fighting to get out. A hairbrush flew Across the room missing Walt’s head As his wife stormed into the bathroom And slammed the door. That’s ok Honey, That’s what we ******* husband’s are for.
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Jan 20, 2014
Jan 20, 2014 at 2:07 PM UTC
WALT'S WIFE.
cheer cheer cheer the crowd needs another beer               clack               clack               clack               the ball smacked off the bat                           noise                           noise                           noise                           the eyes are glued on those baseball boys                                                                      strike one                                     strike two                                     foul ball                                     ball                                     strike three                                     everyone is filled with glee                                                                                         Except for the opposing team
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May 4, 2014
May 4, 2014 at 9:26 PM UTC
"Take me Out to the Ballgame...."
If you cheated on your spouse Do the right thing and tell the truth Lies only make things worse Running away only makes you look guilty What proof do they have anyway ? Are the photos a dead giveaway Maybe it was the social media that caused a stir Did your ex call you just to say hi? Or are you still in love with your old flame Your older now its a different game. Wives seem more demanding than the old days They have changed but I stay the same Being hurt by adultery can ruin your life Your old now... why not try a dating service Match keeps telling me there are plenty of offers A bunch of money I need to date Miss Hopper Ever see a 60 year old on a dating site? They seem out of place and expect a few winners And its the man who pays for dinner and drinks Its a new ballgame you must take time and think You get lots of women who want a sugar daddy They will say anything to get a free date. But most of the time the others just shy away Finding Waldo is the name of the game. But this online dating is just plane strange Its not really a great way to find a new lover Most of the women you meet on chat Have other issues like having no car Do you really want to drive that far away? For a coffee date that's miles away I didn't even get in my car What I wanted was just to far to drive I had to call and cancel at the last hour Everything is so out of place And I hear the Aliens are coming from space September 23rd has been mentioned a lot Maybe they will abduct me instead I don't really have any choice It's just a pain to find a good lover Women have it much easier if pretty They can pick and choose without pressure Because another man  is always flirting And I was the one who let her get stolen
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Aug 17, 2017
Aug 17, 2017 at 8:16 PM UTC
If you cheat on your spouse
If you cheated on your spouse Do the right thing and tell the truth Lies only make things worse Running away only makes you look guilty What proof do they have anyway ? Are the photos a dead giveaway Maybe it was the social media that caused a stir Did your ex call you just to say hi? Or are you still in love with your old flame Your older now its a different game. Wives seem more demanding than the old days They have changed but I stay the same Being hurt by adultery can ruin your life Your old now... why not try a dating service Match keeps telling me there are plenty of offers A bunch of money I need to date Miss Hopper Ever see a 60 year old on a dating site? They seem out of place and expect a few winners And its the man who pays for dinner and drinks Its a new ballgame you must take time and think You get lots of women who want a sugar daddy They will say anything to get a free date. But most of the time the others just shy away Finding Waldo is the name of the game. But this online dating is just plane strange Its not really a great way to find a new lover Most of the women you meet on chat Have other issues like having no car Do you really want to drive that far away? For a coffee date that's miles away I didn't even get in my car What I wanted was just to far to drive I had to call and cancel at the last hour Everything is so out of place And I hear the Aliens are coming from space September 23rd has been mentioned a lot Maybe they will abduct me instead I don't really have any choice It's just a pain to find a good lover Women have it much easier if pretty They can pick and choose without pressure Because another man  is always flirting And I was the one who let her get stolen
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Degree phase is an entirely different ballgame all together, the subjects are getting tougher and more thorough. Then uni came a-knocking, reality seeps in as parents constantly remind us to shackle down drop all but studies because it is imperative. And yeah you gotta play the game or you gonna lose. The time constraints are getting tougher, and expectations are rising exponentially. So I don’t really care.
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Dec 23, 2014
Dec 23, 2014 at 8:05 AM UTC
Untitled
I sit on the grass of the playing field at high school hey Naaman Ro says who's the skirt? he points over the field at a girl looking at me searchingly no idea I say why? she's been gazing at you for ages he says I look at her standing there dark hair sad looking face gazing back at me I saw her in the playground the other day when it was beginning to rain and I called out to her I remember now I say Ro shrugs so what? she's just a piece of skirt he says how about a kick around with a ball? he asks sure I’ll be there in a minute he goes off with the ball to join other boys on the field calling him I watch him go then look at the girl she looks away I walk over to her hands in my pockets put on my Elvis smile she hesitates as I approach you ok? I ask she looks at me her eyes are dark as her hair deep and warm just looking at you that's all she says nothing wrong in looking is there? no nothing wrong I say want to have a walk? she looks at her feet the shoes are well worn the black faded your fiends might not like me with you if you want to play their ball game she says not looking at me we can walk no harm done I say she looks at me her eyes are shy don't know she says ok I say up to you I begin to walk off wait she says I guess I could walk with you I wait for her she comes beside me and we walk away from the boys and their ballgame and along the fence towards the play area with seats and benches along the walls I feel her nervousness she seems tense relax I say I won't bite we walk by the wall she says nothing her eyes on the ground you got any sisters or brothers here? she shakes her head what's your name? I ask Shoshana she replies looking across the playground your is Naaman isn't it? she says yes I say how did you know? I heard someone call you the other day she says I want to touch her feel her hand or arm or maybe talk longer but she seems out of her comfort zone and I hold back best go now she says and walks off back to the girls' area and I watch her go holding on to the slight perfume she had I sniff it in it breath in into me it's not bad.
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Jun 1, 2015
Jun 1, 2015 at 2:43 PM UTC
ALL I REALLY WANT TO DO.
I sit on the grass of the playing field at high school hey Naaman Ro says who's the skirt? he points over the field at a girl looking at me searchingly no idea I say why? she's been gazing at you for ages he says I look at her standing there dark hair sad looking face gazing back at me I saw her in the playground the other day when it was beginning to rain and I called out to her I remember now I say Ro shrugs so what? she's just a piece of skirt he says how about a kick around with a ball? he asks sure I’ll be there in a minute he goes off with the ball to join other boys on the field calling him I watch him go then look at the girl she looks away I walk over to her hands in my pockets put on my Elvis smile she hesitates as I approach you ok? I ask she looks at me her eyes are dark as her hair deep and warm just looking at you that's all she says nothing wrong in looking is there? no nothing wrong I say want to have a walk? she looks at her feet the shoes are well worn the black faded your fiends might not like me with you if you want to play their ball game she says not looking at me we can walk no harm done I say she looks at me her eyes are shy don't know she says ok I say up to you I begin to walk off wait she says I guess I could walk with you I wait for her she comes beside me and we walk away from the boys and their ballgame and along the fence towards the play area with seats and benches along the walls I feel her nervousness she seems tense relax I say I won't bite we walk by the wall she says nothing her eyes on the ground you got any sisters or brothers here? she shakes her head what's your name? I ask Shoshana she replies looking across the playground your is Naaman isn't it? she says yes I say how did you know? I heard someone call you the other day she says I want to touch her feel her hand or arm or maybe talk longer but she seems out of her comfort zone and I hold back best go now she says and walks off back to the girls' area and I watch her go holding on to the slight perfume she had I sniff it in it breath in into me it's not bad.
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The remote don’t work, but my baby can dance, the remote don’t work, but she can prance, prance, prance She slides to the left Shimmies to the right Makes me smile That lasts all night The remote don’t work, but my baby can dance, the remote don’t work, but she can prance, prance, prance I’m missing sports center Netflix too Having watched a ballgame since 2002 The remote don’t work, but my baby can dance, the remote don’t work, but she can prance, prance, prance The remote don’t work And I don’t care The remote won’t work And we don’t care Copyright © 2019 by Zane Safrit. All rights reserved.
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Jan 27, 2019
Jan 27, 2019 at 4:27 PM UTC
The Remote Don't Work
Lumps appear under my skin wishing them away doesn’t work some look like mulberries There are ones with greenish hues others blue-black, juicy and ripe these are the ones I want to bite into I remember that great mulberry tree of our youth down by the creek We climbed that tree and sat for hours on hot July and August afternoons devouring juicy dark purple fruit Our mother’s called as the ballgame dispersed and we pretended to be nowhere in sight or within ear shot We knew the way home And as we stared at each other’s stained magenta toothy snickers faces, hands, tee shirts even ears and grimy hair We made a pact to eat our way to the tippy-top of that delicious, decadent arbor I’m home, again noticing that mulberry tree no longer exists but I see you at times and you kindly wave to me upon passing I know there’s no need to wait around till July or August as I don’t expect our summer dares mulberry gushing ecstasy will ever be again O to be the fertile compost down by that creek where a mulberry tree might grow Again
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Apr 25, 2016
Apr 25, 2016 at 4:51 PM UTC
Mulberries
Recruitment is a difficult job Surely, everyone knows that It is like chasing a target of 350 in 50 overs However, when you are hiring Investment Bankers The target remains the same But the pitch, which is a belter as of now Suddenly acquires a greenish hue And the ball starts swinging and seaming One mistake, and you are back to the pavilion Meanwhile, the asking rate keeps climbing Thus, the pressure keeps building Yes, that's how tricky Investment Bankers are At least as far as India is concerned However, European Investment Bankers are a different ballgame altogether The target continues to be the same As does the nature of the pitch However, now you have to chase the target in 40 overs!! Well, you decide to steel yourself To bat out of your skins And do manage to hit a few ***** out of the park However, your joy is short-lived As you go for one boundary too many Only to get caught at deep square leg More and more batsmen follow And try their level best To keep the required run rate under control But the wickets keep tumbling Meanwhile, your last hope, Hardik Pandya, arrives at the crease And takes the game by the scruff of the neck While at the other end, Virat Kohli stands strong And the pair manage to build a partnership of 100 However, the European I-Bankers end up having the last laugh As Virat gets run out While going for a quick single And Hardik goes for a maximum Only to get caught Just inside the boundary line By now, you know, as do the European I-Bankers That the game is well and truly up Unless a miracle happens Well, all you can say Is "Better Luck next time" Also, welcome to the world of hiring European Investment Bankers
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Aug 1, 2023
Aug 1, 2023 at 2:43 AM UTC
Chasing European Investment Bankers
Recruitment is a difficult job Surely, everyone knows that It is like chasing a target of 350 in 50 overs However, when you are hiring Investment Bankers The target remains the same But the pitch, which is a belter as of now Suddenly acquires a greenish hue And the ball starts swinging and seaming One mistake, and you are back to the pavilion Meanwhile, the asking rate keeps climbing Thus, the pressure keeps building Yes, that's how tricky Investment Bankers are At least as far as India is concerned However, European Investment Bankers are a different ballgame altogether The target continues to be the same As does the nature of the pitch However, now you have to chase the target in 40 overs!! Well, you decide to steel yourself To bat out of your skins And do manage to hit a few ***** out of the park However, your joy is short-lived As you go for one boundary too many Only to get caught at deep square leg More and more batsmen follow And try their level best To keep the required run rate under control But the wickets keep tumbling Meanwhile, your last hope, Hardik Pandya, arrives at the crease And takes the game by the scruff of the neck While at the other end, Virat Kohli stands strong And the pair manage to build a partnership of 100 However, the European I-Bankers end up having the last laugh As Virat gets run out While going for a quick single And Hardik goes for a maximum Only to get caught Just inside the boundary line By now, you know, as do the European I-Bankers That the game is well and truly up Unless a miracle happens Well, all you can say Is "Better Luck next time" Also, welcome to the world of hiring European Investment Bankers
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If I could pen a poem from all my regrets, I would fill up ten dozen notebooks. And if I could take back all the things I wished I hadn’t said, I could start my own branch of the U.S. public library. And if I could wrap it all up with one big gift-bow and present it to you, I would speak of the fragmented memories of all the times I spent with you. Because… Five years ago, in January, Hours turned into Minutes and Minutes slowed into Seconds. And then suddenly, all the time elapsed between us without warning. And your ticking time-piece turned out to be a homemade explosive you marked as ‘flammable’. And if I could have just one more minute to tell you that I love you, Just one more moment, to say that I’m sorry. Just…just one last second to say goodbye and to make sure you knew for sure what I always knew that you knew; Before the hours turn into minutes and trickle down into seconds Before all the time elapses in- between us… I would use those moments to tell you that I love you more than Mercury loves the sun, and that I long to see you once again just as Pluto longs to make one full rotation. And I would tell you I will always “see you later, alligator” and that in my dreams, you will always be my "crocodile-lover." And how I’ll always go back to Summers of how your fuzzy mustache tickled my innocence during our special eskimo kisses. And that I’ll forever remember how you pushed me on the swings singing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame," And how you whispered to me sweet nothings of how I always was your favorite. And I’ll always remember that you loved candied orange slices, gummy bears, sugar smacks and your “top secret” chocolate stash almost as much as you loved your precious cigarettes, almost as much as you loved me. And I’d tell you that I’m still scared of lawnmowers, Grandpa, And that I’m scared that there’s no man who will love me like you did, And that I’m scared that growing up will make me forget. Because it’s six years and six million tears later. And I wish I could tell you how many things have changed. But the most important things will always remain the same. Because, Everyday the hours turn into Sixty Minutes and the Sixty Minutes turn into Sixty Seconds and the time still elapses between all of us as you sing me softly to sleep Even from below Six feet.
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Oct 13, 2015
Oct 13, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC
to my "Crocodile-Lover"
If I could pen a poem from all my regrets, I would fill up ten dozen notebooks. And if I could take back all the things I wished I hadn’t said, I could start my own branch of the U.S. public library. And if I could wrap it all up with one big gift-bow and present it to you, I would speak of the fragmented memories of all the times I spent with you. Because… Five years ago, in January, Hours turned into Minutes and Minutes slowed into Seconds. And then suddenly, all the time elapsed between us without warning. And your ticking time-piece turned out to be a homemade explosive you marked as ‘flammable’. And if I could have just one more minute to tell you that I love you, Just one more moment, to say that I’m sorry. Just…just one last second to say goodbye and to make sure you knew for sure what I always knew that you knew; Before the hours turn into minutes and trickle down into seconds Before all the time elapses in- between us… I would use those moments to tell you that I love you more than Mercury loves the sun, and that I long to see you once again just as Pluto longs to make one full rotation. And I would tell you I will always “see you later, alligator” and that in my dreams, you will always be my "crocodile-lover." And how I’ll always go back to Summers of how your fuzzy mustache tickled my innocence during our special eskimo kisses. And that I’ll forever remember how you pushed me on the swings singing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame," And how you whispered to me sweet nothings of how I always was your favorite. And I’ll always remember that you loved candied orange slices, gummy bears, sugar smacks and your “top secret” chocolate stash almost as much as you loved your precious cigarettes, almost as much as you loved me. And I’d tell you that I’m still scared of lawnmowers, Grandpa, And that I’m scared that there’s no man who will love me like you did, And that I’m scared that growing up will make me forget. Because it’s six years and six million tears later. And I wish I could tell you how many things have changed. But the most important things will always remain the same. Because, Everyday the hours turn into Sixty Minutes and the Sixty Minutes turn into Sixty Seconds and the time still elapses between all of us as you sing me softly to sleep Even from below Six feet.
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She's a mystery our little vase. just sitting out there in the cosmos all alone with her hour glass figure. It's time to wake up and don the 'morrow... oh, such a powerful p r e t t y new dress! Einstein visits my bathroom walls spouting bright ideas about (ILL)uminati nation, and it's coffee drinking friends. I'm sorry sir, but I don't subscribe, I sleep very well, thank you. I've lost half a front tooth to winter already, tripped over laundry baskets and almost broke my neck doing the limbo...and the makers of Beano can't keep enough stocked on the shelf, oh no, not I. It's crazy how clumsy i'm becoming of late. tumbling into shell, little green pistachios tender meat fledgling tuition's not this sweet thing, I'm not buying what you ladies and gents want to sell, I'll keep my wings, my hearts and flowers, no disrespect, Thank you just the same. I was never into Halloween or the things that bump into the night, or cackle like mad hens in my half wake. I prefer love, not the half light, not the lime stand where Mr. Todd and I have had quite the conversation yesterday, who does he think he's fooling? Ill advised, I might say, to play with such things, such as the sweetness of the naive flock, let's just say I've been properly introduced and my eyes are open, and leave it there on the ***** step with the musical instruments and the rainbows, I prefer to be colorless like the page. No trade darlings, nice try, but I love you... and anytime you'd like to take a ride into the outfield and watch the ballgame, from the sidelines of a couple of overheated stars, remember, beautiful rays am I, in which you may trust, an accidental supernova, see how the star's tracks are blinking, winking, and tapping out love letters in Morris code...all for you baby, all for you, I intend to blow this pop stand walk off into the fog, whole, in love, with or without you.
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Mar 15, 2016
Mar 15, 2016 at 12:27 AM UTC
Overheated Stars
She's a mystery our little vase. just sitting out there in the cosmos all alone with her hour glass figure. It's time to wake up and don the 'morrow... oh, such a powerful p r e t t y new dress! Einstein visits my bathroom walls spouting bright ideas about (ILL)uminati nation, and it's coffee drinking friends. I'm sorry sir, but I don't subscribe, I sleep very well, thank you. I've lost half a front tooth to winter already, tripped over laundry baskets and almost broke my neck doing the limbo...and the makers of Beano can't keep enough stocked on the shelf, oh no, not I. It's crazy how clumsy i'm becoming of late. tumbling into shell, little green pistachios tender meat fledgling tuition's not this sweet thing, I'm not buying what you ladies and gents want to sell, I'll keep my wings, my hearts and flowers, no disrespect, Thank you just the same. I was never into Halloween or the things that bump into the night, or cackle like mad hens in my half wake. I prefer love, not the half light, not the lime stand where Mr. Todd and I have had quite the conversation yesterday, who does he think he's fooling? Ill advised, I might say, to play with such things, such as the sweetness of the naive flock, let's just say I've been properly introduced and my eyes are open, and leave it there on the ***** step with the musical instruments and the rainbows, I prefer to be colorless like the page. No trade darlings, nice try, but I love you... and anytime you'd like to take a ride into the outfield and watch the ballgame, from the sidelines of a couple of overheated stars, remember, beautiful rays am I, in which you may trust, an accidental supernova, see how the star's tracks are blinking, winking, and tapping out love letters in Morris code...all for you baby, all for you, I intend to blow this pop stand walk off into the fog, whole, in love, with or without you.
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If I had been around in '41 I feel I would have mattered more Made a handful less mistakes And fought for lives on foreign shores I would have championed for freedoms For colors beyond my own skin To speak and worship freely To be free from the fears within I would watch my innocence crumble At Bette Davis and those starlit eyes How Rita Hayworth would corrupt me With legs made to victimize The day I'd enlist to serve my country How scared my mother would be Sitting in her morning chair all evening Pretending there were no tears to see Maybe my father would actually notice A young man that needed his time A boy that needed a little shove To dream bigger than the painted lines I would have worked til' my fingers bled To see Joltin' Joe hit safe in 56 To witness the magic of Beantown And Teddy Ballgame getting in his licks I can only imagine my heartbeat Holding her hand in the freezing rain Knowing tomorrow, I'd be off to Hell Knowing I may never see her face again I would've taken the A train with her Just because Ella and Duke told us to Danced her up and down Sugar Hill Til' there was only one thing left to do We would've driven a coupe by starlight Til' we were running only on dreams Break into a farm at the edge of town And lay silent til' roosters screamed I would have left my fedora in the backseat Kissed her lips and swallowed my doubt Waved from a train headed for Carolina Feeling knots I'd only read about
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Jul 9, 2016
Jul 9, 2016 at 8:06 AM UTC
Fedora (1941)
Walkin in the rain Sure You can do what ever you want •• Cut yourself Starve yourself It's okay You'll be useless whatever you do •• And who wants to be the only one sane? It's so Lonesome already You know what I mean? •• So pretend you had a lover who broke your heart Everybody does it why not you! Pretend you were loyal faithful True Pretend you are a human being -- • -- Forget that death is knocking at your door Or invite him in for somethin to eat Or spread your legs open and give him a treat Whatever you do it's okay by me •• Just do what you wanna as long as you can And when you can't ? Well sure It's another thing -- And when you can't? Sure It's another ballgame •• Walkin in the rain Sure You can do what ever feels fine Except to stop walkin And to come inside
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Nov 14, 2013
Nov 14, 2013 at 9:22 PM UTC
And then?-----the end
FOGHAT it's been a long slow ride with the wind at my sails the thick moisture of the night the memory prevails like a summer's ballgame on another rainy day I was born for the road you were born to fly away I pleaded for your silky touch you quickly pulled my mind no matter what words I used I couldn't make you find to remain here at my feet any other reason the months flew past my heart season after season and now you have returned for just a while I know I try not to cover up afraid when you will go Gomer LePoet...
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Jan 9, 2015
Jan 9, 2015 at 9:29 AM UTC
FOGHAT
I have always had a passion for helping people I’ve always wanted to do something in my life that will benefit others in some way Even if I help just one person Even though I am just one person I’ve wrestled with many career possibilities as I’ve stumbled down the path of uncertainty, but despite the boulders standing in my way, I will not be slowed down by them I will not allow myself to fixate on them or become chained to those stones like Prometheus In two years, I see myself going off to college and having a growth mindset since it will be a whole new playing field, in fact, it will be a whole new ballgame In five years, I see myself with a career and a life that I am happy with I have narrowed down my career choices to psychiatrist and detective Two very opposite sides of a broad spectrum, but those are passions of mine and additionally, I would be helping people on a daily basis Those that are living or those that are dead I believe in a spirit world Ghosts and such I believe in a “purgatory” as Dante stated and I believe that souls can linger until they find rest I want to help everyone I know there is so much to do and so little time and after all I can’t do it alone But we all have to start somewhere Why not here? Why not start with our final years of high school and go into college with heads held high and willingness to adapt in our hearts There is nothing more exciting to me than imagining a world in which people are genuine and help each other What a beauty it would be to be able to give others as much as we can.
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Mar 14, 2017
Mar 14, 2017 at 8:20 PM UTC
What a Beauty
I have always had a passion for helping people I’ve always wanted to do something in my life that will benefit others in some way Even if I help just one person Even though I am just one person I’ve wrestled with many career possibilities as I’ve stumbled down the path of uncertainty, but despite the boulders standing in my way, I will not be slowed down by them I will not allow myself to fixate on them or become chained to those stones like Prometheus In two years, I see myself going off to college and having a growth mindset since it will be a whole new playing field, in fact, it will be a whole new ballgame In five years, I see myself with a career and a life that I am happy with I have narrowed down my career choices to psychiatrist and detective Two very opposite sides of a broad spectrum, but those are passions of mine and additionally, I would be helping people on a daily basis Those that are living or those that are dead I believe in a spirit world Ghosts and such I believe in a “purgatory” as Dante stated and I believe that souls can linger until they find rest I want to help everyone I know there is so much to do and so little time and after all I can’t do it alone But we all have to start somewhere Why not here? Why not start with our final years of high school and go into college with heads held high and willingness to adapt in our hearts There is nothing more exciting to me than imagining a world in which people are genuine and help each other What a beauty it would be to be able to give others as much as we can.
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I dreamed The death of my dream And it Provoked a loud scream Deep from within me. All because Of how far we came as a team. I dreamed The death of my dream Which meant the outage of a light beam That once illuminated hope, Without which I can't cope. In actuality The death of my dream Would Mean For me a very new ballgame, Which Signals a new beginning For all the challenges looming. Therefore this death of my dream Is a just a fabricated lie All because Our dreams don't really die Yes, they do at times get old, But most often they just go cold. #IvanBrooksPoetry©️
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Jan 27, 2018
Jan 27, 2018 at 8:02 AM UTC
Dreams Don't Die