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"albert" poems
"The Druids taught their disciples many things about nature and the perfections of God, and that, there was only one God, the Creator of heaven and earth. One name, under which they worshiped him, was Esus or Hesus (“He," in Celtic meaning, "Lord," ) or Harits which is their name for Horus..." ~Julius Caesar from [Signs and Symbols of Primordial Man, by Albert Churchward circa 1912] [Page 186] "He,"  -meaning, "Lord," and "Sus," being the most ancient Minoan form of, "Zeus," therefore, "Jesus," means in Celtic and Greek; "Lord Zeus." The word "Harits," being Sanskrit identical to, "Charits," and "Marits, Maruts," a mythical epithet for Aryas, or Aryans so the usage of it for his name means it represents him as being Aryan.   Jesus as an Aryan. *If You can prove it, prove it wrong, then do so here or do so in song. If you can also, do it in verse, then truly you'll deserve a purse. I do not believe there will ever be, on this point, ...a mortal man to challenge me!* Good Luck
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Dec 24, 2016
Dec 24, 2016 at 5:08 PM UTC
Caesar's Curious Quote;
Ben Kowalewicz (spoken): Hi, my name is Ben Kowalewicz and this is Billy Talent. Well I tripped, I fell down naked I drank from a cup of lead I hugged a skunk, it peed on me Yesterday I joined Scientology Steal a Camaro, then **** Jack Sparrow Try stupid **** try stupid **** Jump in a dump truck, smell **** and get stuck I cannot read, I cannot read **** on computers, then drink some pewter Die sanity, die sanity Marry a cheapskate, gain ninety pounds weight I'm really dumb, I'm really dumb I'm stupid, it's my fault, so daft I like to play in the garbage shaft The best sport is Parkour, **** straight I arrive at work five hours late Drink a deep fryer, eat some barbed wire Try stupid **** try stupid **** Sleep in a fireplace, burn your entire face I cannot read, I cannot read Cinnamon challenge, go on a chalk binge Die sanity, Die sanity Bike into traffic, pose pornographic I'm a ******* I'm a ******* I ate some poo! I'm stupid, it's my fault Try I'm stupid, it's my fault Lie This bad song don't make sense Pie Get a Prince Albert, snake blood for dessert now? Drink some Everclear, cut off your own ear now? Go back in time to, forties as a Jew Try stupid **** try stupid **** Do *** and rip off your right knee I cannot read, I cannot read Find the KKK, put on some blackface Die sanity, die sanity Locate a pervert, then take off your shirt I am a twit, I am a twit I am a twit, I am a twit Try stupid **** try stupid **** I am a twit, I am a twit
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May 27, 2012
May 27, 2012 at 6:15 PM UTC
Try Stupid **** a Billy Talent parody
Albert had an ARTHRITIC knee which gave him curry The core of a BOIL is oft hard to extract Yesterday June experienced a server stomach CRAMP Too much dry weather can cause the outer DERMAL layer to peel Never read in a poorly lit room for you'll have EYE strain After eating spicy pickles dad had bad FLATULENCE Some twenty eight years ago my friend Helen had her GALLBLADDER removed They say that a glass of water will stop HICCUPS From end to end our INTESTINAL tract is thirty foot long On Sunday afternoon John broke his JAW playing football Some people have very boney KNUCKLES One of my work colleagues is prone to getting LARYNGITIS Colin suffers terribly with MIGRAINE headaches Sometimes people tend to endlessly NAVAL gaze A woman's OVARIES need to be checked on a regular basis for any abnormalities The PANCREAS secrets a hormone known as insulin QUININE once was extensively used in the treatment of Malaria Since my sister has put on weight she cannot find her RIBS The STIRRUP bone lies within one's ear Dan Aykroyd the famous comic star has webbed TOES Should you bump your ULNA bone it may give you reason to groan The VARICOSE VEINS is great aunt Ruby's legs were very pronounced Does anyone know of a good remedy for unsightly WARTS At our local hospital we have an antiquated X-RAY machine As tiredness and weariness sets in one YAWNS quite a lot ****** ZOSTER can make a person constantly itch
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Oct 20, 2013
Oct 20, 2013 at 1:31 AM UTC
ABC Poem (Medical Stuff )
(Inspired by my great grandfather) Capt: Albert Victor Champion RHA Children of the Somme, men of mud and water killed by lead and steel, for them no last supper no last meal. Children of the Somme, consumed by mud and water, sent in there thousands to their slaughter. Nerves that were shattered,breath that was shallow felled in fields that were lifeless and fallow. Hearts that were pounding, bodies that trembled as in the trenches men assembled. like an order from god they awaited there place, to go over the top and stare death in the face. Men of all nations men of all ages; condemned to there death and the history books pages. Lest we forget..................... Remember them.
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Jan 22, 2015
Jan 22, 2015 at 9:50 AM UTC
Battle of the Somme July 1916
Like some goofy lisp.   Like left over from Surrey to Essex. Lycan, Omish, with some Roudy Rawdy Piper. Like a WWE event, no ropes in the ring and a whole bunch of cheerios.   It sounded like chweer wee ohs.   I got England to laugh out loud. We were all laying on the floor hoping fuhat bassthard would gooh on a diet. Like Van Gogh and his buddy whats his... knuck knuck.  Painting pictures of Marshall Islanders for a vote or veto.  Paul Goin and Vincent Van Gogh sharing a lisp.   Sthounds like..... Ah gawd!   Shut up you sobbing limp noodle. Try writing something we all can laugh at. Humor me Socrates with Albert Einstein.   E equals MC squared.   One part energy, a mass constantly squared.   Cheerio old chaps.
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May 7, 2014
May 7, 2014 at 10:45 AM UTC
Fire Retardant
Albert Camus Kept an Emu Tied to a potted, Portable wisteria To keep him company Whilst he kept goal For the University of Algeria. As Albert was fishing The ball out From the back of the net The Emu mused On the conversations they'd had About The Oprah Winfrey Show, The significance of suffragettes, Adam Smith's Wealth Of Nations And the ****** orientation Of Sir Galahad. Whilst discussing the plots of The Plague and The Outsider Warm feelings would suddenly Well up inside her. Why should such intellect Elicit so much love And even more pain? My thoughts for this man Aren't getting any vaguer. Then Utrecht University Scored again. There are no happy endings With Albert Camus - Decades later he dies In his publisher's Facel Vega. When she heard of Albert's demise Her initial reaction Was hysteria And it comes as no surprise That a few weeks later She died of diphtheria Which is so much easier to do When you're an existential emu.
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Apr 4, 2014
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:53 PM UTC
Albert Camus And His Existential Emu
Anybody that is anybody knows the most fabulous and trendy accessory are socks. Crew, No-Show, Knee high. The ever versatile socks are the most righteous thing. The Ancient Greeks may have had some dark ages, but they were the first people that we know of that thought, Hey shoes are cool, but what if we made them more flexible and soft. Thus the mighty sock was born. Now there are some of you who may think completely different about socks. Maybe they are boring, or annoying. You are feeling the Albert Einstein side of socks. (He didn’t wear socks because he didn’t see the point, tragic huh?) Well friends, though you may be genius you are completely idiotic. Socks are little hugs wrapped around your feet. All day. They are like butterfly kisses that mae you smile every time you look down. What is better than that? The answer is nothing. Queen Freaking Elizabeth loved socks and went to the inventor of the knitting machine (which was originally created to make socks) to have custom socks made. Not only are socks just incredibly wonderful and stylish, they were invented to help save the world… from sticky feet. Socks help prevent your human sweat drops from seeping into your shoes, making a perfect nesting place for the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Disgusing In conclusion, nothing can or ever will be more awe founding or perfect than socks
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Feb 12, 2017
Feb 12, 2017 at 8:53 PM UTC
socks
Albert Ross was at a loss. He couldn't gloss over the dull fact hanging lifeless like the near-homophone about his neck. It's a pretty neck, this long and slender neck, with the impeccable lines of its smooth cylinder broken only by a smallish apple. Eve would've refused it. To sea. To sea. There he'd see with its wide vistas the feathery visage of this polar white visitor riding astride his black cloud. "Rain, would it please you to rain? Are you allowed to open up and drown me?" Is how he’d phrased it in his mind, countless times. The hardest rain would be welcome, but this constant threat, this ponderous yet, this threaded pendant swinging as fast and steady as a winged pendulum might, was not. It tightened, that knot deep in the pit of his stomach. He'd done no harm. Harm wasn't his to do, or undo. The harm came before, at the hands of a father, who gave him such an ill-spoken name, and the Father before him. He, ages before him, deigned to make us this world where a bird’s no more than a bird or any man with the want of a soul.
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Apr 6, 2011
Apr 6, 2011 at 1:10 PM UTC
This crime more ancient than the mariner's
If I could be a fly on Einstein’s wall I’d buzz about from chair to curtain watch him check out plans and gadgets                                             and scratch remarks on his papers. When the clock edged to noon his stomach would growl, he’d fold up the prints and say, “It’s a relatively short walk to the café.” With Albert out I’d take the run of the place - practicing banks and dips and vertical lifts. I’d munch on scraps of Brie and fowl left fused to the edge of his table. When the tumblers turned I’d buzz back to my wall, eager to witness whatever this sage would chance to say. He’d go to his desk to file reports and stack them neatly into a tray. Without warning he’d rise from his chair scattering papers across the floor. “MASS AND ENERGY ARE ONE, ” he’d shout, - “CRUSHED TOGETHER BY TIME! ” I’d buzz and swoop and fly circles and loops and taxi in on his collar. I’d beat my wings to cool his brain. But wait…Whose voice do I hear? Oh, it’s you gentle reader. “Stop, hold it right there, ****** pest! It couldn’t have happened that way! Have you no shame or respect for God’s truth? ” But I’d stare you down with my compound eye and scornfully twitch my wings. Consider this, troubled sir, you’re the one scolding a talking fly. July, 2006
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Jul 29, 2013
Jul 29, 2013 at 6:19 PM UTC
The Fly on Einstein's Wall
“Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present.” ― Albert Camus Kung gusto may paraan, kung ayaw laging may dahilan. Pero may mga taong sadyang mahina kaya’t nahihirapan makahabol. May mga naghahabol naman na hindi talaga umaabot. Kahit anong gawin walang nasasambot, parang bunga na laging bubot at mukhang hindi na mahihinog. Hindi mo kailangan na maging alipin ng sistema kung ito ay iyong isinusuka. Kumawala ka at maging palaboy kung kinakailangan. Ibinabaon ka ng mga sama ng loob at ng matinding awa sa sarili. Hindi dapat maging ganito ang buhay. Dalawang taon nang pagtitiis, dalawang taon na puro hinagpis at dalawang taon na panay tanggap ng mga galit at paninisi. Tama na, ito na ang panahon para wakasan ang lahat. Sapat na ang mga pagpapakumbaba at pagsasawalang kibo. Hindi ka aso, tao ka tandaan mo yan. ‘Hwag **** ipilit kung hindi naman talaga sukat dahil kahit anong pilit hindi ito babakat. Maging karapt-dapat ka sa paggalang na dapat ibigay mo sa’yong sarili. Tama lang yan magpahinga kana. Ang mundo ay de-kahon hindi kapa isinisilang ganito na ito, wala ka nang magagawa para baguhin ito. Pero ‘pwede kang kumawala, maging rebelde at lagalag. Oo, maghimagsik ka laban sa mapang-dusta na sistemang umiiral. Patunayan sa kanila na kaya **** mabuhay sa labas ng sapot na bumabalot. Hindi ka balut kundi tao kaya hindi ka dapat na matakot kahit naglipana pa ang mga salot. Hindi ka dapat na lumuhod at magmaka-awa sa mga taong umaastang panginoon. May mga nag-di-diyos-diyosan na mga kupal na nasa lipunan na ang paboritong tapakan ay ang mga mahihina at hampas-lupa na tulad mo; mga putang-ina sila na walang alam gawin kundi ang mang-api ng mga taong kapos sa dunong at pinag-aralan. Ganito ang sistema ng lipunan, ganito kabaho ang mundo na pinatatakbo nang mga walanghiyang tao na kung umasta ay aakalain **** mga kagalang-galang. Mga hindot sila na walang pakundangan sa damdamin ng iba maitanghal lamang nila ang huwad na kadakilaan ng kanilang nabubulok na mga sarili. Tama lang ang ginawa mo, tama lang na kumalas ka sa naaagnas na sistema na nagkukubli sa loob ng mga magagarang opisina. Tama yan, itakwil mo ang mga panlalait na pinakikinis nang mga salitang Inglis na inilalagay sa mga dokumento. Panahon na para maging totoo ka sa iyong sariling damdamin at pagkatao. Binabati kita dahil sa wakas nagpasya ka ng may katapangan – sana noon mo pa ito ginawa. Ako na ang sasalo sa natitira **** kalat, ako na ang haharap sa mga halimaw na iyong tinakasan.
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Nov 14, 2017
Nov 14, 2017 at 11:30 PM UTC
MATRIX
“Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present.” ― Albert Camus Kung gusto may paraan, kung ayaw laging may dahilan. Pero may mga taong sadyang mahina kaya’t nahihirapan makahabol. May mga naghahabol naman na hindi talaga umaabot. Kahit anong gawin walang nasasambot, parang bunga na laging bubot at mukhang hindi na mahihinog. Hindi mo kailangan na maging alipin ng sistema kung ito ay iyong isinusuka. Kumawala ka at maging palaboy kung kinakailangan. Ibinabaon ka ng mga sama ng loob at ng matinding awa sa sarili. Hindi dapat maging ganito ang buhay. Dalawang taon nang pagtitiis, dalawang taon na puro hinagpis at dalawang taon na panay tanggap ng mga galit at paninisi. Tama na, ito na ang panahon para wakasan ang lahat. Sapat na ang mga pagpapakumbaba at pagsasawalang kibo. Hindi ka aso, tao ka tandaan mo yan. ‘Hwag **** ipilit kung hindi naman talaga sukat dahil kahit anong pilit hindi ito babakat. Maging karapt-dapat ka sa paggalang na dapat ibigay mo sa’yong sarili. Tama lang yan magpahinga kana. Ang mundo ay de-kahon hindi kapa isinisilang ganito na ito, wala ka nang magagawa para baguhin ito. Pero ‘pwede kang kumawala, maging rebelde at lagalag. Oo, maghimagsik ka laban sa mapang-dusta na sistemang umiiral. Patunayan sa kanila na kaya **** mabuhay sa labas ng sapot na bumabalot. Hindi ka balut kundi tao kaya hindi ka dapat na matakot kahit naglipana pa ang mga salot. Hindi ka dapat na lumuhod at magmaka-awa sa mga taong umaastang panginoon. May mga nag-di-diyos-diyosan na mga kupal na nasa lipunan na ang paboritong tapakan ay ang mga mahihina at hampas-lupa na tulad mo; mga putang-ina sila na walang alam gawin kundi ang mang-api ng mga taong kapos sa dunong at pinag-aralan. Ganito ang sistema ng lipunan, ganito kabaho ang mundo na pinatatakbo nang mga walanghiyang tao na kung umasta ay aakalain **** mga kagalang-galang. Mga hindot sila na walang pakundangan sa damdamin ng iba maitanghal lamang nila ang huwad na kadakilaan ng kanilang nabubulok na mga sarili. Tama lang ang ginawa mo, tama lang na kumalas ka sa naaagnas na sistema na nagkukubli sa loob ng mga magagarang opisina. Tama yan, itakwil mo ang mga panlalait na pinakikinis nang mga salitang Inglis na inilalagay sa mga dokumento. Panahon na para maging totoo ka sa iyong sariling damdamin at pagkatao. Binabati kita dahil sa wakas nagpasya ka ng may katapangan – sana noon mo pa ito ginawa. Ako na ang sasalo sa natitira **** kalat, ako na ang haharap sa mga halimaw na iyong tinakasan.
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*This poem is dedicated to the memory of Admiral Albert ***** Potter who displayed amazing bravery by wearing full drag through several major sea battles.  He was cashiered for insisting the Admiralty rename his ship HMS Butch instead of HMS Fearless. In fact the vessel was eventually renamed HMS Damp **** because it was full of ****** A life on the ocean wave, ** In the olden days of sail When England's ships were proud and brave And their crews were very male. The Captain stood upon his bridge Looking smart and flash; But below the decks, the orders were *** and *** and the lash. The bosun went to the main gunroom, **** Deadeye at the ready; Initiation time had come For little midshipman Freddy. "Strap him o'er that cannon, lads!" Roared the hirsute fellow, "Gag his mouth securely, lads, In case he tries to bellow!" The sailors did as he had bid - Refused and they'd be punished - And they knew their turn would come After the bosun had finished. The bosun went up the poor young lad And soon was going strong; Midshipman Fred looked rather pained - The Bosun was THICK and LONG. Then came the turn of the other men And they set to with a will; Little Fred could not say no Until they'd had their fill. What a life our sailors had then, Always singing shanties; When men were men and big and butch And cabin boys wore silk ******* A life on the ocean wave, ** With the rolling sea and the spray. Sinking the Frogs and murdering Wogs Kept England's sailors so gay. OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!
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Mar 13, 2015
Mar 13, 2015 at 6:37 PM UTC
Sea Shanty
*This poem is dedicated to the memory of Admiral Albert ***** Potter who displayed amazing bravery by wearing full drag through several major sea battles.  He was cashiered for insisting the Admiralty rename his ship HMS Butch instead of HMS Fearless. In fact the vessel was eventually renamed HMS Damp **** because it was full of ****** A life on the ocean wave, ** In the olden days of sail When England's ships were proud and brave And their crews were very male. The Captain stood upon his bridge Looking smart and flash; But below the decks, the orders were *** and *** and the lash. The bosun went to the main gunroom, **** Deadeye at the ready; Initiation time had come For little midshipman Freddy. "Strap him o'er that cannon, lads!" Roared the hirsute fellow, "Gag his mouth securely, lads, In case he tries to bellow!" The sailors did as he had bid - Refused and they'd be punished - And they knew their turn would come After the bosun had finished. The bosun went up the poor young lad And soon was going strong; Midshipman Fred looked rather pained - The Bosun was THICK and LONG. Then came the turn of the other men And they set to with a will; Little Fred could not say no Until they'd had their fill. What a life our sailors had then, Always singing shanties; When men were men and big and butch And cabin boys wore silk ******* A life on the ocean wave, ** With the rolling sea and the spray. Sinking the Frogs and murdering Wogs Kept England's sailors so gay. OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!
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"A character is never the author who created him. It is quite likely, however, that an author may be all his characters simultaneously."
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Dec 4, 2012
Dec 4, 2012 at 8:59 AM UTC
Albert Camus
#***" Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." - Albert Camus***                  ~              ~               ~     The telegraph road circled through the foothills, rising towards the majestic mountain high It’s been a long and twisting passage soon forgotten, with the pavement abruptly dead ending,   just below the timberline The dawning blue heavens look so much closer now Just a step away from standing within reach                                   The birds uplifted on the telegraph wire rest atop me; perched on the final material traces disregarded by a digital world My awakening soul is ascending beyond the distant alpine meadow horizon   At the threshold of an untrodden wilderness wonderland, climbing up above the meandering clouds It’s exhilarating to look back and know there is no turning back around; I’ve never been higher and can never get back down What unknown frontier lies in wait before me now? Just on the other side of the impossible dream? The last step forward to find the next step beyond the bounds There is not that much that changes, when we just repeat the same old song The atmosphere’s thin air leaves me gasping for wings Like dust and ashes free to soar with the tempest breeze If only time would sever these loathsome ties that bind The ones that enchain the weight of this load unto me While understanding the pace to a long journey’s rhythm The only barometer you have to trust is in your heart Adaptation is at the core of freedom's survival But it feels almost like running away   I have felt the fear of falling with nothing left to lose I’ve climbed as far as flesh and bones can reach I've come this far always feeling subtly afraid It has been a great distance back from the beginning; knowing I must take these last steps alone. Understanding it was love that brought me here Naturally tugs at the spirit in my soul encouraging me on I'll keep searching for the shining light of guidance Listening for a voice that softly beckons me home... written by:    harlon rivers ... May 24th, 2013
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May 28, 2018
May 28, 2018 at 10:18 AM UTC
' Beyond the Telegraph Road ' ― a poem in memoriam of the love of friends, brothers & promises ...
#***" Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." - Albert Camus***                  ~              ~               ~     The telegraph road circled through the foothills, rising towards the majestic mountain high It’s been a long and twisting passage soon forgotten, with the pavement abruptly dead ending,   just below the timberline The dawning blue heavens look so much closer now Just a step away from standing within reach                                   The birds uplifted on the telegraph wire rest atop me; perched on the final material traces disregarded by a digital world My awakening soul is ascending beyond the distant alpine meadow horizon   At the threshold of an untrodden wilderness wonderland, climbing up above the meandering clouds It’s exhilarating to look back and know there is no turning back around; I’ve never been higher and can never get back down What unknown frontier lies in wait before me now? Just on the other side of the impossible dream? The last step forward to find the next step beyond the bounds There is not that much that changes, when we just repeat the same old song The atmosphere’s thin air leaves me gasping for wings Like dust and ashes free to soar with the tempest breeze If only time would sever these loathsome ties that bind The ones that enchain the weight of this load unto me While understanding the pace to a long journey’s rhythm The only barometer you have to trust is in your heart Adaptation is at the core of freedom's survival But it feels almost like running away   I have felt the fear of falling with nothing left to lose I’ve climbed as far as flesh and bones can reach I've come this far always feeling subtly afraid It has been a great distance back from the beginning; knowing I must take these last steps alone. Understanding it was love that brought me here Naturally tugs at the spirit in my soul encouraging me on I'll keep searching for the shining light of guidance Listening for a voice that softly beckons me home... written by:    harlon rivers ... May 24th, 2013
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So, up to Liverpool, pretty cool, I've got family there, and I'm trying to find my bearings. When I was a kid I went with my Auntie to the Adelphi Hotel, I remember it well, so that's where I'll start, move my feet, it's a quick walk to Bold Street. Everyone flocks to the Albert Docks, regenerated, updated, and has created a vibrant corner of a once-thriving port city, which is pleasing, the only downside is it's ****** freezing! The nights out are decent too, this where Liverpool really pulls through. Matthews Street, can't be beat, or Concert Square, where, you head to Baa Bar for some shots and a few jars. Then onto Nation with the rest of Liverpool's student population, going down to Wolstenholme Square, great memories, shame it's no longer there. Capital of Culture, lots to explore, the council wants to restore the city centre, Liverpool One is second to none. New shops to buy our Fred Perry tops, new bars to entertain us, new places to wear our smart Adidas trainers. A modern shopping centre to walk through, have they really called it Everton Two? Girls off to the supermarket with their hair up in rollers and wearing their PJ's, funny looks on the face of people who are new to the place. Lads in black Lacoste trackies, in the 1980s they came back from the continent after European success, wearing Fila and Ellesse, it was called casual, the style went national. A city of myths legends, some more tongue in cheek but still unique. A sock robber from Kirkby, is it the original Cavern Club? Well, to a degree. What about Carragher's tattoo? He's blue born and bred, is Paul McCartney actually dead? I know it's a clichè, but I must say, it isn't a mere rumour, there is undoubtedly a Scouse sense of humour, wordplay and the inflexion on the things they say. A witty city that's for sure, come and visit, you'll have everything you need and more.
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May 6, 2020
May 6, 2020 at 12:45 PM UTC
Liverpool
So, up to Liverpool, pretty cool, I've got family there, and I'm trying to find my bearings. When I was a kid I went with my Auntie to the Adelphi Hotel, I remember it well, so that's where I'll start, move my feet, it's a quick walk to Bold Street. Everyone flocks to the Albert Docks, regenerated, updated, and has created a vibrant corner of a once-thriving port city, which is pleasing, the only downside is it's ****** freezing! The nights out are decent too, this where Liverpool really pulls through. Matthews Street, can't be beat, or Concert Square, where, you head to Baa Bar for some shots and a few jars. Then onto Nation with the rest of Liverpool's student population, going down to Wolstenholme Square, great memories, shame it's no longer there. Capital of Culture, lots to explore, the council wants to restore the city centre, Liverpool One is second to none. New shops to buy our Fred Perry tops, new bars to entertain us, new places to wear our smart Adidas trainers. A modern shopping centre to walk through, have they really called it Everton Two? Girls off to the supermarket with their hair up in rollers and wearing their PJ's, funny looks on the face of people who are new to the place. Lads in black Lacoste trackies, in the 1980s they came back from the continent after European success, wearing Fila and Ellesse, it was called casual, the style went national. A city of myths legends, some more tongue in cheek but still unique. A sock robber from Kirkby, is it the original Cavern Club? Well, to a degree. What about Carragher's tattoo? He's blue born and bred, is Paul McCartney actually dead? I know it's a clichè, but I must say, it isn't a mere rumour, there is undoubtedly a Scouse sense of humour, wordplay and the inflexion on the things they say. A witty city that's for sure, come and visit, you'll have everything you need and more.
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Sociopathic spiritualist Confused by this? Ya gettin' the jist Years in a green mist Gorilla ****** at the sight of poachers hi-viz Blatant thievery Gettin' me irate & militant Conductin' information like a cobalt filament Hippocracies imminent If you don't know the deal look at Africa's innocents The future for a fee Monitory Cold as the Chukchi seas If your wonderin' where they be? Let go of Albert Square & check your geography Menace to sobriety Rudarellis playin' tennis with the moods it's supplyin' me Preachin' no class As Hittin' the mirror like the mans buyin' me
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Apr 23, 2012
Apr 23, 2012 at 7:27 AM UTC
Con-fusion.
some may say a man with a beard has something to hide some may say a bearded man is a lonely man let me tell you a law of the known universe all great influential men had beards Consider this: The Soul is set aflame by the constant ruminations of the mind that venture beyond one’s stagnant self. This leads to great inspiration and ultimately inspiring others greatly. so you see only the bearded man can transcend himself List of Great Bearded Men: Frederick Douglas, Ulysses S. Grant, Ernest Hemingway, Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, Confucius, Karl Marx, Sigmund Freud, John Lennon, Vincent Van Gogh, Albert Einstein, King Leonidas, Zeus, Poseidon, Billy Mays, Most notable Pirates.
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Dec 2, 2011
Dec 2, 2011 at 1:02 AM UTC
The Beard
Call me the greatest adventure of Indiana Jones. Call me the Graeters of tasty ice cream cones. Call me the Ed Rosenthal of relaxing stones. Call me the Natasha Trethewey of meaningful poems. Call me the Pauly Shore of Bio-Domes. Call me the Jack Hannah of Columbus Zoos. Call me the Martha Stewart of delicious stews. Call me the Bob Ross of independent creations. Call me the Dr. Phil of mending relations. Call me the Albert Einstein of mathematical equations. Call me the Captain Kirk of Space exploration. Call me the William Shatner of monotone greatness. Call me the Jim Morrison of open doors. Call me the Mr. Clean of shiny floors. Call me the Hugh Hefner of stupid ****** Call me the Bob Dylan of traveling trains. Call me the Samuel L. Jackson of snakes and planes. Call me the Arm & Hammer of tough stains. Call me the Blade of a vampire. Call me the Froto Baggins of the Shire. Call me the Firestone of a pumped tire. Call me a Christ of ignited passion. Call me a Lucifer of trendy fashion. Call me a Shiva of shattered illusions. Call me a Buddha of peaceful institutions. Call me the Ron Jeremy of KY Jelly. Call me the Emeril Legassi of food for the belly. Call me the Tupac Shakur of spitting **** Call me the Eminem of full sentences. Call me the Smoky the Bear of a campfire. Call me the Jim Carry of Liar Liar. Call me the That Guy of desire. You can even call me an *******
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Apr 29, 2013
Apr 29, 2013 at 5:20 AM UTC
"Titles, Labels, and Names Part 1: Call me"
As I let my mind wander into time, and release these binds that have me confined, I began to feel a great energy, like the sun had been compressed and put into me, and as time tic tocs and unwinds into its trail of infinity. I realize a trinity mind body soul, they burn as a whole, for the mightiest of goals. and as time unwinds it'll leave you behind. unless you get your spot in, a line of legacys never to be forgotten Confucius, Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King Jr, George Washington, Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara, Nelson Mendala, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Steve Jobs, Stephen Hawkins, Leonardo Da Vinci, Wolfgang Amedeus Mozart, nikola tesla, Wael Ghonim, Jimi Hendrix, Joseph Stiglitz, Reed Hastings, François Rabelais, Archimedes, Sigmund Frued, Charles Darwin, Aryabhata, Bob Marley, Garrett Morgan, George Washington Carver, Aristotle, John Locke, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Plato, Galileo Galilei...and many many more... Stand for something. Think outside the box. Evolve and express yourself. Make a difference  #STEM #LegacyToIfinity
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Nov 28, 2014
Nov 28, 2014 at 5:31 PM UTC
Thoughts of a Legacy
-10- Regular Albert Whisker, FE Squadron, born 1939, joined up at 18. First time away from home and loving it, sir! -9- One day, I’m just minding my own at the airbase in Stranraer when two officers appear out of nowhere and they ask they ask if I’d fancy a long weekend? Why not? I say. Why not? -8- We’re staying at the Governor Clinton Hotel, It's in New York. Everything laid on. Trip to Broadway and all. Three whole days of paradise All on the MOD. -7- Oh Gor Blimey! What a sight when we stepped off the flight onto Christmas Island for the first time. Crushed white coral dust. Like nothing I’d ever seen. -6- Our job is mainly to just do our job which is mainly just military driving. Land-rovers, lorries, tankers and that. And avoiding the island ***** - three times a day, they'd all crawl up the beach - but they didn’t pay us for that. -5- Someone showed me their diary today and it had a letter ‘H’ under today’s date. So I’m working on the beach when the tannoi sounds: “Sit down and cover your eyes. Testing will begin in five, four…” -4- And there was light. A flash right through your skin and hands. The biggest bang I’ve ever heard. A flash. Through your skin and bones and hands. The biggest bang I’ve ever heard in all my life. -3- Then it was over. Nothing much changed. -2- Except the mushroom cloud was there for quite a time. And the Canberra bombers, the white ones, they flew through the cloud like little spores. -1- Then one day they just said “You’re done” and we queued up to fly home to England. Saw the new ones, the ‘moonies’, getting off the plane. Sad to leave I was, yeah. It was a good posting. And nice weather, never rained, Not rain at any rate. Then, not long after, I was sent home for good. They said I’d caught a cancer off a someone and for me own good I had to be discharged. -0- Sad really. It was a good posting.
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Sep 21, 2011
Sep 21, 2011 at 5:00 PM UTC
Christmas Island
-10- Regular Albert Whisker, FE Squadron, born 1939, joined up at 18. First time away from home and loving it, sir! -9- One day, I’m just minding my own at the airbase in Stranraer when two officers appear out of nowhere and they ask they ask if I’d fancy a long weekend? Why not? I say. Why not? -8- We’re staying at the Governor Clinton Hotel, It's in New York. Everything laid on. Trip to Broadway and all. Three whole days of paradise All on the MOD. -7- Oh Gor Blimey! What a sight when we stepped off the flight onto Christmas Island for the first time. Crushed white coral dust. Like nothing I’d ever seen. -6- Our job is mainly to just do our job which is mainly just military driving. Land-rovers, lorries, tankers and that. And avoiding the island ***** - three times a day, they'd all crawl up the beach - but they didn’t pay us for that. -5- Someone showed me their diary today and it had a letter ‘H’ under today’s date. So I’m working on the beach when the tannoi sounds: “Sit down and cover your eyes. Testing will begin in five, four…” -4- And there was light. A flash right through your skin and hands. The biggest bang I’ve ever heard. A flash. Through your skin and bones and hands. The biggest bang I’ve ever heard in all my life. -3- Then it was over. Nothing much changed. -2- Except the mushroom cloud was there for quite a time. And the Canberra bombers, the white ones, they flew through the cloud like little spores. -1- Then one day they just said “You’re done” and we queued up to fly home to England. Saw the new ones, the ‘moonies’, getting off the plane. Sad to leave I was, yeah. It was a good posting. And nice weather, never rained, Not rain at any rate. Then, not long after, I was sent home for good. They said I’d caught a cancer off a someone and for me own good I had to be discharged. -0- Sad really. It was a good posting.
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I've begun to question the very purpose of my existence. Which is really just a fancy way of saying ''I've been reading too much Albert Camus.'' The only way to enjoy one's life is to accept the Absurd. To accept that life has no meaning except for the meaning I give it. No purpose other than the purpose I wish it to have.   Belief in God is absurd because there is no way to verify his existence. Belief in the absence of God is absurd because there is no way to verify it. Trying to believe anything spiritually is absurd because spirits are not science and anything that is not science cannot be verified and is therefore absurd. Life is absurd. The purpose of life is reproduction, survival. Or so it has been verified by science. Spiritually though, there is no purpose because everything is a purpose.
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Nov 25, 2012
Nov 25, 2012 at 1:37 AM UTC
Absurd.
Walking to work, I saw Joan Rivers Blowing me a kiss today Through a store window on Indian With that smirk you can't mistake I crossed on Tahquitz Canyon drive, Said "hi" to Lucille Ball, and passed a smiling Elvis Presley, rested against the Welwood wall. This is where the ghosts of Hollywood dwell Is this a Hollywood Heaven or a Hollywood Hell? But this is where the ghosts of Hollywood dwell the Shangri-La where the angels fell... On a fountain's edge across the street, Sits a grinning Sonny Bono, and just north of there you'll find 26 feet of Marilyn Monroe shadow. and Frank Sinatra's voice is still heard Crooning through the air at night, while here forevermore at the El Mirador, you'll find the pensive eyes of Albert Einstein. This is where the ghosts of Hollywood dwell Is this a Hollywood Heaven or a Hollywood Hell? But this is where the ghosts of Hollywood dwell the Shangri-La where the angels fell... When the stars die, they might fall from the sky, but they never truly disappear cuz you'll always find them here. This is where the ghosts of Hollywood dwell Is this a Hollywood Heaven or a Hollywood Hell? But this is where the ghosts of Hollywood dwell the Shangri-La where the angels fell...
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Feb 25, 2015
Feb 25, 2015 at 7:15 PM UTC
Ghosts of Hollywood
how poor has the world become when to feel, you have to bash someone no matter how odd they are lead my mind to great people albert einstein my favourite dyslexic how outrages was da vinci's ideas in his days the list goes on, but the world is still the same no matter the century all the technology and research has not changed the human nature to destroy what does not resemble "me" we like people because they reflect something of us we never really bother to look deeper at the unique person behind the image this is why i am condemned to loneliness till death years of isolation amidst people left my mirror slightly de-angled thus i cannot reflect what people want to see
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Nov 9, 2013
Nov 9, 2013 at 1:37 PM UTC
condemned to loneliness till death
The Quantum Poetry Theorem from a long time ago, a thousand poems a priori. **Dedicated to you, Albert Einstein and the cast of TBBT, special thanks to the OWS movement., But especially to the few, the brave, geeks who write poetry in word and in equations.** Scruffy, yet ennobled, my own 99% invade and occupy all my senses, in my eyesight encamped sensing opportunity, the 99 demand that each shutter eye snap, all nominal exhalations, every quantum minutia perception, be live streamed, direct tv to you Everything I witness, transformed into an acoustic guitar rocking vision, a levitation of poetic expression,   set to a primitive three-chord rock & roll overture, and my iPad, appointed Recording Secretary, compiles exhalations as ecrivations a preservation society of the verb, strings of words emanating non-stop within my head, from a guitar playing twenty four seven, ironically, expressed mathematically Street strolling, busy brasserie bar, a Pinot Noir arrives, a large pour of stanzas and a napkin upon to scribble mind in ferment but A Capella smooth cool, my bossy brain requires incident reports, a "write me down, please," and no matter how much I drink, ain't anti-matter enough to stop my eyes from seeing every human interaction as a poetic, probabilistic, verbal equation, quantum expressions of sensory upload The brain revels and reels from overload,   no mas, no more, poetry fatigue incurable, caplets and ointments, string theory, can't cure or explain the compulsion I feel, and the 1% of me protests my overtaxed mental capacity, and hear the, see the, masses, the shouts, the placards, outside my home, shut it down, no one cares, no one wants your transplanted mechanics in their eardrums Huzzah, found in my gut, a Grand Unifying Theory to coordinate, gauge  and harmonize my internal asymmetries, yes, a coupling factor required, but still, one equation that explains everything! my fatigued, pointy, index finger refuses to tap any more, my Theory of Everything, and my poetry, forgot, overlooked. in my library buried, black holed, forever silence-stored
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Sep 8, 2013
Sep 8, 2013 at 3:48 PM UTC
The Quantum Poetry Theorem
The Quantum Poetry Theorem from a long time ago, a thousand poems a priori. **Dedicated to you, Albert Einstein and the cast of TBBT, special thanks to the OWS movement., But especially to the few, the brave, geeks who write poetry in word and in equations.** Scruffy, yet ennobled, my own 99% invade and occupy all my senses, in my eyesight encamped sensing opportunity, the 99 demand that each shutter eye snap, all nominal exhalations, every quantum minutia perception, be live streamed, direct tv to you Everything I witness, transformed into an acoustic guitar rocking vision, a levitation of poetic expression,   set to a primitive three-chord rock & roll overture, and my iPad, appointed Recording Secretary, compiles exhalations as ecrivations a preservation society of the verb, strings of words emanating non-stop within my head, from a guitar playing twenty four seven, ironically, expressed mathematically Street strolling, busy brasserie bar, a Pinot Noir arrives, a large pour of stanzas and a napkin upon to scribble mind in ferment but A Capella smooth cool, my bossy brain requires incident reports, a "write me down, please," and no matter how much I drink, ain't anti-matter enough to stop my eyes from seeing every human interaction as a poetic, probabilistic, verbal equation, quantum expressions of sensory upload The brain revels and reels from overload,   no mas, no more, poetry fatigue incurable, caplets and ointments, string theory, can't cure or explain the compulsion I feel, and the 1% of me protests my overtaxed mental capacity, and hear the, see the, masses, the shouts, the placards, outside my home, shut it down, no one cares, no one wants your transplanted mechanics in their eardrums Huzzah, found in my gut, a Grand Unifying Theory to coordinate, gauge  and harmonize my internal asymmetries, yes, a coupling factor required, but still, one equation that explains everything! my fatigued, pointy, index finger refuses to tap any more, my Theory of Everything, and my poetry, forgot, overlooked. in my library buried, black holed, forever silence-stored
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there was a little monkey he played the violin he just love to hold it with his little chin he would use the bow pulling to and fro from his violin his music it would flow he had a dream that oneday famous he would be a violinist of the best go down in history he praticed everyday two hours maybe more until everthing was perfect for his music score there was a competition to play the albert all monkey stood in line waiting for his call then came his time to play he would do is best to be the best of all and beat all the rest he began to play the crowd he did amaze playing with such skill they were in a daze they shouted out for more and stood up on there feet monkey he was proud it made him feel complete monkey he had won now a music star people came to see from near and a far now he travels global for all the world to see all around the world famous now is he
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Apr 22, 2014
Apr 22, 2014 at 1:33 PM UTC
violin monkey
The Discworld Death The Discworld Death and Binky the horse, are here to stay. The knight and his steed. The darkest light even on the sunniest of days. He is here now and he has always been here. He will be here at the end; The time you reach the end of your allotted years. The Death of Rats fears no cat, For he is already immortal; he always appears in black. Even if a rat has been killed by a cat And the cat can see The Death of Rats, He still walks in his cowl and carries his scythe, Because no matter how much the cat would like to attack, It cannot **** the Death of Rats, as it is no longer alive. You cannot **** Death, nor can you **** the Death of Rats. You cannot escape the end, And you cannot escape the cat, If you are a rat; On that you can depend. Susan is Death’s Grand Daughter, with her hair black and white. Albert is Death’s helper; the foolish type. Death stands alone in the night and at his side there flies a crow. With electric blue eyes, Death stares deep into your soul. He can reach inside you and take your life, Or he can let you go. But when your time is up, From Death there is no escaping. He is your undertaker, have no fear of the Reaper; He cannot tell you where you are going. Death is an anthropomorphic personification. Discworld is my favourite form of fiction. It would be my preferred place, To take a lifelong vacation. (C)2017 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved.
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May 6, 2018
May 6, 2018 at 2:45 PM UTC
The Discworld Death