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Did you just call me ugly? How blind could you be? Don't you know that I got God inside of me? Tell me dear.... So, full of pride and so focused on your youthful looks. How much makeup? How much pride? How many people? Will be at your side, When you close your eyes for the last time. Tried to be **** at times myself. Those ideas blew up in my face. Got a lot of regret debts anchored down in the valleys of the wrinkles on my face. Did you know I used to have abs? Not anymore. One day I heard my stomach having a private conversation, with gravity. Gravity said, 'Winning!' Took my abs away. Gave me arthritis and a fever in its place. I **** so much. I swear someone has a gun to my *** It is so ****** up, when the pistol starts to cry and laugh. I need a walker most of the time. I guess the only crime I committed was staying alive. Yeah, I am old. So, what! I made it this far. Take your *** on and be thankful for who you are. You don't know how good you got it. You can still get around, Without leaving fun size Hersey bars behind on the ground. 'Hey, old dude, what Hersey bars are you referring to you?  The thing I see behind you are chocolate bars, With corn toppings. The old man starts to laugh. The young lady says, 'Do you mean to tell me that you ******* while you were talking to me this whole time? The young lady began to puke. 'Baby, I didn't **** on myself. My *** did all the work. I haven't been able to control my bladder for a few months now. Here is a tissue for your mouth though?' 'Did you just hand me your depends?' The young lady said. 'Yep! These Depends never judge me and makes me feel very special.' The young lady walks away, as she continues to puke. The old guy says, 'She is so slow. I thought that she would have given me my Depends diaper back. 'Uh oh! What am I going to doo-do in now? That girl stole my Depends! (C) Copyrighted
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Jan 30, 2017
Jan 30, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC
**Don't Mess with a 85 Year Old Man**
Did you just call me ugly? How blind could you be? Don't you know that I got God inside of me? Tell me dear.... So, full of pride and so focused on your youthful looks. How much makeup? How much pride? How many people? Will be at your side, When you close your eyes for the last time. Tried to be **** at times myself. Those ideas blew up in my face. Got a lot of regret debts anchored down in the valleys of the wrinkles on my face. Did you know I used to have abs? Not anymore. One day I heard my stomach having a private conversation, with gravity. Gravity said, 'Winning!' Took my abs away. Gave me arthritis and a fever in its place. I **** so much. I swear someone has a gun to my *** It is so ****** up, when the pistol starts to cry and laugh. I need a walker most of the time. I guess the only crime I committed was staying alive. Yeah, I am old. So, what! I made it this far. Take your *** on and be thankful for who you are. You don't know how good you got it. You can still get around, Without leaving fun size Hersey bars behind on the ground. 'Hey, old dude, what Hersey bars are you referring to you?  The thing I see behind you are chocolate bars, With corn toppings. The old man starts to laugh. The young lady says, 'Do you mean to tell me that you ******* while you were talking to me this whole time? The young lady began to puke. 'Baby, I didn't **** on myself. My *** did all the work. I haven't been able to control my bladder for a few months now. Here is a tissue for your mouth though?' 'Did you just hand me your depends?' The young lady said. 'Yep! These Depends never judge me and makes me feel very special.' The young lady walks away, as she continues to puke. The old guy says, 'She is so slow. I thought that she would have given me my Depends diaper back. 'Uh oh! What am I going to doo-do in now? That girl stole my Depends! (C) Copyrighted
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me? these days? i have to bribe bonsai tigers to fall asleep by giving them excess treats, drink myself to a limit and then take insomnia tablets, glance at the stars and gag up a bolshevik black hole, think about russian newly-wed millionaires spending so mcuh the taxes go up, testifying: well when the full circus with elephants and missing acrobats comes... and there's no french revolution versace... we're in bigger crap we thought we were... so i took to peddling, keeping heart rate with feeling rather than a heart-rate keeper on the wrist known as apple / iWank... you'll never believe the amount of creativity that comes from Onan... it's like that story of onan and samson like it's that story of cain and abel... you'd have to be a mozart to find a creative continuum in women rather than beethoven in the hive of being deaf... say rich and thus say spend... say poor and thus say like a primate with two flint stones... what the hell is this?! japanese crow reduced their beak for nut crushing purposes into a car tire. FIRE! FIRE! PROMETHEUS! so came the world favouring thought from prometheus' liver when in diaper-shelter postman pat delivery by a stork... but each of us that got the slit of liver never claimed origins in the apple adam ******* out when eve forgot that satan's singularity was expressed in a pluralism: eat this apple, depilate, and you and adam will be like the gods... but then the metrosexual emerged with shaved legs and a shaved chest... down the drain that dream went: as long as you eat the apple and know you have hairy legs... i'm sure whatever you say he will be ordained with pleasure to perform... eve - i need a hammer adam - here babe eve - i need a nail adam - here babe eve - i need five planks of wood, four legs one like an abdomen adam - here babe eve - mash it up adam - hey babe, what's that? eve - a ****** table, tapestry for porcelain! adam - woah! that's great! eve to god - this adam is a ****** robot! satan to eve - well... get ready for ******
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Dec 17, 2015
Dec 17, 2015 at 8:48 PM UTC
prometheus & premetheus (the gemini)
me? these days? i have to bribe bonsai tigers to fall asleep by giving them excess treats, drink myself to a limit and then take insomnia tablets, glance at the stars and gag up a bolshevik black hole, think about russian newly-wed millionaires spending so mcuh the taxes go up, testifying: well when the full circus with elephants and missing acrobats comes... and there's no french revolution versace... we're in bigger crap we thought we were... so i took to peddling, keeping heart rate with feeling rather than a heart-rate keeper on the wrist known as apple / iWank... you'll never believe the amount of creativity that comes from Onan... it's like that story of onan and samson like it's that story of cain and abel... you'd have to be a mozart to find a creative continuum in women rather than beethoven in the hive of being deaf... say rich and thus say spend... say poor and thus say like a primate with two flint stones... what the hell is this?! japanese crow reduced their beak for nut crushing purposes into a car tire. FIRE! FIRE! PROMETHEUS! so came the world favouring thought from prometheus' liver when in diaper-shelter postman pat delivery by a stork... but each of us that got the slit of liver never claimed origins in the apple adam ******* out when eve forgot that satan's singularity was expressed in a pluralism: eat this apple, depilate, and you and adam will be like the gods... but then the metrosexual emerged with shaved legs and a shaved chest... down the drain that dream went: as long as you eat the apple and know you have hairy legs... i'm sure whatever you say he will be ordained with pleasure to perform... eve - i need a hammer adam - here babe eve - i need a nail adam - here babe eve - i need five planks of wood, four legs one like an abdomen adam - here babe eve - mash it up adam - hey babe, what's that? eve - a ****** table, tapestry for porcelain! adam - woah! that's great! eve to god - this adam is a ****** robot! satan to eve - well... get ready for ******
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you haven't lived until you've been in a flophouse with nothing but one light bulb and 56 men squeezed together on cots with everybody snoring at once and some of those snores so deep and gross and unbelievable- dark snotty gross subhuman wheezings from hell itself. your mind almost breaks under those death-like sounds and the intermingling odors: hard unwashed socks ****** and ******* underwear and over it all slowly circulating air much like that emanating from uncovered garbage cans. and those bodies in the dark fat and thin and bent some legless armless some mindless and worst of all: the total absence of hope it shrouds them covers them totally. it's not bearable. you get up go out walk the streets up and down sidewalks past buildings around the corner and back up the same street thinking those men were all children once what has happened to them? and what has happened to me? it's dark and cold out here.
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Flophouse
i live in a ******** so boring tractors roam the streets in the usual traffic, but i found that you can wizen up to a title of wizard by finding inanimate things entertaining and thought provoking, because the internet will not become the next scapegoat of goldfish memory - not the next box of entertainment - it will be what god’s green earth indented. out here, where you’re far from trafalgar sq. you get crows circling back to the origin of the woods with odin on the lyre venting out against too much pigeon **** coo coo of the attired men and women marking karma with the no. 13 and being ******* on from on high, you get seagulls, even, seagulls so far into dry land... imagine! and you get the autistic zoning in of the cat’s eye, those cats are very autistic, their eyes tell the sad sad story of encapsulated solipsism - snap your fingers or meow and they look at you passing you looking at some randomised point of entering their sleeping pattern - very autistic those cats, they look at you almost cross-eyed when you try to snap them out of it - out of it being: ****** off at being awake. very autistic those cats, those cats are very autistic, they look at you looking past you, looking almost cross-eyed - don’t blame me for the zigzag or the w! so as i said, it’s so boring where i live you see tractors and crows, and the only solidification of your presence is either provided for by an addiction to television eager for the flicker - or drinking... watching bricks, thinking bits and bobs out for the torrent of slavic plumbers building the great ****** of london. lo... upon the yonder... there it blooms ******* i like places where trees tower over man's handing man brick on brick - makes the sky a bit bigger and less asthmatic.
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Oct 6, 2015
Oct 6, 2015 at 10:29 AM UTC
cats autistic
i live in a ******** so boring tractors roam the streets in the usual traffic, but i found that you can wizen up to a title of wizard by finding inanimate things entertaining and thought provoking, because the internet will not become the next scapegoat of goldfish memory - not the next box of entertainment - it will be what god’s green earth indented. out here, where you’re far from trafalgar sq. you get crows circling back to the origin of the woods with odin on the lyre venting out against too much pigeon **** coo coo of the attired men and women marking karma with the no. 13 and being ******* on from on high, you get seagulls, even, seagulls so far into dry land... imagine! and you get the autistic zoning in of the cat’s eye, those cats are very autistic, their eyes tell the sad sad story of encapsulated solipsism - snap your fingers or meow and they look at you passing you looking at some randomised point of entering their sleeping pattern - very autistic those cats, they look at you almost cross-eyed when you try to snap them out of it - out of it being: ****** off at being awake. very autistic those cats, those cats are very autistic, they look at you looking past you, looking almost cross-eyed - don’t blame me for the zigzag or the w! so as i said, it’s so boring where i live you see tractors and crows, and the only solidification of your presence is either provided for by an addiction to television eager for the flicker - or drinking... watching bricks, thinking bits and bobs out for the torrent of slavic plumbers building the great ****** of london. lo... upon the yonder... there it blooms ******* i like places where trees tower over man's handing man brick on brick - makes the sky a bit bigger and less asthmatic.
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Sometimes I feel like a piece of **** That was ******* from a dog That ate a piece of **** From a dog that ate a piece of **** That was ******* from a dog That ate a piece of **** From a dog that ate a piece of **** That was ******* from a dog That ate a piece of **** Perpetual Shittyness
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Apr 26, 2014
Apr 26, 2014 at 1:38 PM UTC
****
waste matter discharged from the mother's bowels; feces, excreta, stools, droppings; waste matter, ordure, dung; **** poo, dirt, turds, **** "cleaning up ferret excrement": mid 16th century: from French excrément or Latin excrementum, from excernere ‘to sift out’ feces;                              act of defecating; a contemptible or worthless person; something worthless; garbage; nonsense; "this book is **** unpleasant experiences or treatment; "I went through a lot of **** last year" things or stuff, especially personal belongings;           "he left all his **** in my apartment"                              events or circumstances; _"some crazy **** went down last night"_ any psychoactive drug, especially marijuana [the good **** good **** verb: **** 3rd person present: ***** past tense: ******* past participle: ******* past tense: **** past participle: **** past tense: shat; past participle: shat; gerund or present participle: ******** expel feces from the body, soiling one's clothes as a result; expelling feces accidentally; very frightened. tease or try to deceive someone or thing. "I **** you not"                    exclamation                    exclamation: ****         [exclamation of disgust, anger, or annoyance] Old English scitte ‘diarrhea,’   of Germanic origin; related to Dutch schijten, German scheissen [verb]; _The term was originally neutral and used without ****** connotation_;             *********** from Greek κόπρος, kópros—excrement    & φιλία, philía— liking, fondness, also called scatophilia or ****        [Greek: σκατά, skatá-feces], is the paraphilia involving   ****** arousal & pleasure                        from specific feces; meanly,                 his mother said,   _u can drink my *** but don't eat my **** then she **** & *** & the boy drank but when he put the warm **** to his mouth, she slapped it out of his hand & yelled, I told u not to eat my **** & the boy began to cry & feeling bad his mother turned to let him lick the bowl &    rim the moist wet hole between        her pudgy cheeks & then gave him more of her tangy *** to drink like lemonade & chocolate chips,     sometimes it was more like sweet sherbet; but she never hit him again & he's been eating her **** ever since; now, his wife lets him drink her *** & he eats from the baby's *****
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Aug 31, 2018
Aug 31, 2018 at 12:38 AM UTC
nolite, manducare, matris, stercore
waste matter discharged from the mother's bowels; feces, excreta, stools, droppings; waste matter, ordure, dung; **** poo, dirt, turds, **** "cleaning up ferret excrement": mid 16th century: from French excrément or Latin excrementum, from excernere ‘to sift out’ feces;                              act of defecating; a contemptible or worthless person; something worthless; garbage; nonsense; "this book is **** unpleasant experiences or treatment; "I went through a lot of **** last year" things or stuff, especially personal belongings;           "he left all his **** in my apartment"                              events or circumstances; _"some crazy **** went down last night"_ any psychoactive drug, especially marijuana [the good **** good **** verb: **** 3rd person present: ***** past tense: ******* past participle: ******* past tense: **** past participle: **** past tense: shat; past participle: shat; gerund or present participle: ******** expel feces from the body, soiling one's clothes as a result; expelling feces accidentally; very frightened. tease or try to deceive someone or thing. "I **** you not"                    exclamation                    exclamation: ****         [exclamation of disgust, anger, or annoyance] Old English scitte ‘diarrhea,’   of Germanic origin; related to Dutch schijten, German scheissen [verb]; _The term was originally neutral and used without ****** connotation_;             *********** from Greek κόπρος, kópros—excrement    & φιλία, philía— liking, fondness, also called scatophilia or ****        [Greek: σκατά, skatá-feces], is the paraphilia involving   ****** arousal & pleasure                        from specific feces; meanly,                 his mother said,   _u can drink my *** but don't eat my **** then she **** & *** & the boy drank but when he put the warm **** to his mouth, she slapped it out of his hand & yelled, I told u not to eat my **** & the boy began to cry & feeling bad his mother turned to let him lick the bowl &    rim the moist wet hole between        her pudgy cheeks & then gave him more of her tangy *** to drink like lemonade & chocolate chips,     sometimes it was more like sweet sherbet; but she never hit him again & he's been eating her **** ever since; now, his wife lets him drink her *** & he eats from the baby's *****
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.*i can think of one cool job... a nighttime DJ on a radio station... anything more cool than being a DJ between the hours 12am through to 5am? honestly... can't think of a cooler job... all the song requests are gone from the classical.fm show between 3pm and 5pm... now one is telling you what to do... **** me... as a kid... either a veterinarian, or an owner of a music shop... now? an insomniac DJ... they would never play Christopher Young's Something to Think About in the afternoon... sorry... i'm a Hellraiser cult-follower of the first two movies... and that song? why? i just can't be bothered with listening to that Braveheart over-scratched Song of / for a Princess... it's good... once in a while... but, come, on!* just one of those nights... having listened to the scoops from the alternative... worried your to hell about not having ******* enough concerning the previous day's load which would make the pleasures of **** *** look tame... perched on a windowsill - solving a sudoku -    and listening to Frank Zappa's occam's razor... and wishing:   making sure it was never hot in the city by Billy Idol, or Kiss' crazy nights to usher in the night,           and the watchman... why?    it's not your standard guitar solo... it's a medley...     big difference... guitar solos are bound to a strict return to the rhythm section...    they are caged beasts... composed of a restricted time constrain in a song... but a guitar medley? **** me...      it's what obliterates a need for vocals...    the guitar medley is the vocals substitute...              and that aspect of music? mm... gummy bears... jelly in the knees...            which is why i like the fact that jazz is the antithesis of classical music symphony... sure... i get the Schubert / Schumann piano duets...    nice...          but jazz? the breakdown of the quintet? **** let me count... piano, drums...         bass... horn... sax... yep, a quintet...           that moment in a jazz song? where each instrument player gets his solo? genius!             the same with a guitar medley... neither solo,   nor the rhythm section... what a beautiful opening to what i expect to be, a beautiful night:    as the watchman once said.
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Aug 22, 2018
Aug 22, 2018 at 6:34 PM UTC
ZAPPAH!
.*i can think of one cool job... a nighttime DJ on a radio station... anything more cool than being a DJ between the hours 12am through to 5am? honestly... can't think of a cooler job... all the song requests are gone from the classical.fm show between 3pm and 5pm... now one is telling you what to do... **** me... as a kid... either a veterinarian, or an owner of a music shop... now? an insomniac DJ... they would never play Christopher Young's Something to Think About in the afternoon... sorry... i'm a Hellraiser cult-follower of the first two movies... and that song? why? i just can't be bothered with listening to that Braveheart over-scratched Song of / for a Princess... it's good... once in a while... but, come, on!* just one of those nights... having listened to the scoops from the alternative... worried your to hell about not having ******* enough concerning the previous day's load which would make the pleasures of **** *** look tame... perched on a windowsill - solving a sudoku -    and listening to Frank Zappa's occam's razor... and wishing:   making sure it was never hot in the city by Billy Idol, or Kiss' crazy nights to usher in the night,           and the watchman... why?    it's not your standard guitar solo... it's a medley...     big difference... guitar solos are bound to a strict return to the rhythm section...    they are caged beasts... composed of a restricted time constrain in a song... but a guitar medley? **** me...      it's what obliterates a need for vocals...    the guitar medley is the vocals substitute...              and that aspect of music? mm... gummy bears... jelly in the knees...            which is why i like the fact that jazz is the antithesis of classical music symphony... sure... i get the Schubert / Schumann piano duets...    nice...          but jazz? the breakdown of the quintet? **** let me count... piano, drums...         bass... horn... sax... yep, a quintet...           that moment in a jazz song? where each instrument player gets his solo? genius!             the same with a guitar medley... neither solo,   nor the rhythm section... what a beautiful opening to what i expect to be, a beautiful night:    as the watchman once said.
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Im the hardest to Hit Since Tupac ******* On Killuminati Somebody pass me the 12 guage shotti Now feel these slugs hit yo body Enemies bleed indeed love for greed Feeds a ***** soul Since theres no rest for the wickedness Evilness is an imperative of mankind Pack a chromed .45 and a black .9 As thoughts began to unravel from my mind lookin' for adversaries to put on flat lines Middle finger to one time I pull down my pants so them ******* can **** my **** NOW WHOS THE REAL TRICK? im reachin' through souls Of young boys n girls They hate me cuz the way i swirl Money with my two middle fingers to the world Have no fear cuz the Lord is here In flesh he puttin' me through a test For my heart Battlin' tactics im growin' frantic Never see me panic Now you punk *** critics show me yo heart Puttin' rounds in yo chest Now ya dearly depart No sorrow from me on a mission Hittin' yo number one charts With this **** **** my ****** feel this from East to West Coast Though I'm From the South i still Love to boast Makin' a ghetto toast To the real Got every heart in the burbs to slums Packin' steel No time to back downs soon ill be holdin' the crown Mild scars from breakin' the slaveryyy Wither its reason or rhyme to crime and strife We embracin' that **** life!!!
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Aug 22, 2015
Aug 22, 2015 at 7:47 AM UTC
**** Luv
America-- you’re about as inspiring as vanilla ice cream puddled in the summer sun a damp dishrag, america, you can’t clean up the mess you are. Your subjects, or should I say, Objects-- your agency bereft gdp drones-- they hanker, they brood like a syst; they’re ****** vacuoles: private, malignant, caverns of capital your pride? starving children, dying cities? it’s a grand ole’ flag, you pathetic **** How about considering this: The people, inside your prisons? They’re free. The people outside? minions, hackneyed excuse for existence, and pestilence. the ones who know oppression are free, and the ones oppressing do not know. that’s why I love you, America. You are what humanity needs; a slow, painful drain on our existence. Consciousness slowly being ignited and swallowed, only to be ******* out and flushed away. You, america, are a popcorn bag popping in the microwave, left on for too long. You can’t expand any further, and you taste like cancer. America, you are beautiful, and the death you bring tastes like lime flavored popsicles that we lick to take away the taste of reality. Your society is a cattle car, for the mind, and your messages burn the body when it gets there.
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Jun 18, 2011
Jun 18, 2011 at 9:03 PM UTC
The last day of Spring, 2011
I left you on the train tracks and I’ve been trying to apologise for years but nothing feels right You threw rocks back I never expected anything less No china shop but you *********** your way through everything And I never had the guts to stop you I kept you in self-inflicted put me downs And calorie counted sweetness You still got a hold over me And now I try to fit you into rhymes But nothing works I found you last summer In empty beer bottles and dead dandelions I should have known they were signs Nothing was alive Not even you
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Dec 29, 2013
Dec 29, 2013 at 6:54 PM UTC
Empty Beer Bottles and Dead Dandelions
I will not brown nose my way Through this already ******* on life I will not bow down to anything Pretending your toes are the altar of god I will not fight wars not meant to be started Thinking I'll survive this eventually I will not suffocate on the fumes of your corruption Swimming on the hopes for one more breath You think I'll live on my knees But I'd rather die hanging from my neck I will not justify your injustice Cowarding under the glares of undignified politicians I'd rather live fighting Than die beaten No it's said right Because I'm not dying till I won
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Jul 24, 2013
Jul 24, 2013 at 3:48 AM UTC
I Will Not Conform To What Is Wrong
Folks gather around Theres a new sheriff in town Me the one and only Yosef coming explosives As land mines keep eyes on one time Time to shine like im glo mo Blastin' guns at the temple's Of the po pos It dont matter as long as I see the blood shatter Make ya dreams shatter When im on the mic i taster The beat Givin' total disaster Im an F-5 tornado Rippin' up **** everything is a target The bars get More ruthless Knockin' out ya dentures Leave ya toothless Now ya talkin with a lisp I burn through souls Like an eclispe Its total darkness Make way for the king of the jungle Born to rumble So you critics can talk loud But all i hear is mumbles They crumbles Like cookies at best they just rookie Rest in peace to tookie I crip walk and blood walk Cuz we all one blood no crud in my eye Cuz i never cry Or laid down got many in a frown Blink to fast and there will Be a pistol to crown Now let me see you smile fools Talkin' loud but cant talk With death in yo face After the paper chase Naw forget it i ******* Out the best and still couldnt get admitted To a studio **** the rhymes and the fore play though Im tryna reach your conscious so But most stuck on nonsense Day dreamin' i got the triple beam and My guns be tag teamin' Cuz they dont bust solo So when ya see me holla bolo So i can break into a cover No other Can lay it down quite like me Im the really only emcee Left this is my life and death And if you got beef Come with it come get it But it will go stale Got ya confined in my cell Therapy You cant **** with me Im ghost Cuz you know ya cant see me Biaaaaasastch
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Jul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 6:34 PM UTC
Light Speed
Folks gather around Theres a new sheriff in town Me the one and only Yosef coming explosives As land mines keep eyes on one time Time to shine like im glo mo Blastin' guns at the temple's Of the po pos It dont matter as long as I see the blood shatter Make ya dreams shatter When im on the mic i taster The beat Givin' total disaster Im an F-5 tornado Rippin' up **** everything is a target The bars get More ruthless Knockin' out ya dentures Leave ya toothless Now ya talkin with a lisp I burn through souls Like an eclispe Its total darkness Make way for the king of the jungle Born to rumble So you critics can talk loud But all i hear is mumbles They crumbles Like cookies at best they just rookie Rest in peace to tookie I crip walk and blood walk Cuz we all one blood no crud in my eye Cuz i never cry Or laid down got many in a frown Blink to fast and there will Be a pistol to crown Now let me see you smile fools Talkin' loud but cant talk With death in yo face After the paper chase Naw forget it i ******* Out the best and still couldnt get admitted To a studio **** the rhymes and the fore play though Im tryna reach your conscious so But most stuck on nonsense Day dreamin' i got the triple beam and My guns be tag teamin' Cuz they dont bust solo So when ya see me holla bolo So i can break into a cover No other Can lay it down quite like me Im the really only emcee Left this is my life and death And if you got beef Come with it come get it But it will go stale Got ya confined in my cell Therapy You cant **** with me Im ghost Cuz you know ya cant see me Biaaaaasastch
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it begins with saint piran's flag... well, let's just say that, there ought to be two "offending" but classicly marxist, separatists governing bodies in, what's know as geo-politics... upper-class retards think that the people occupying the home county known as essex are, complete idiots... well... hello my "fellow" londoner! nibble on some rat-shit, get a pigeon **** ******* on your top-hat? **** **** off! the northerners can't claim, that i'm a southern fairy... in europe there the north / south and the east / west divide... the southerners seem to prosper, as do easteners... and likewise... essex, and the whole "point" of the south-east... no... cornwall wan't to be indepedent, like the basques in spain... and that flag... may i make a suggestion to counter the cornwallians? revert, allow essex to have a teutonic inspired flag in reverse to yours... i.e. a black crux on a maiden's "body". living in essex, i've started to become, irritated by this county becoming a joke fior the whole nation... like a bunch of indians saying goa in portuguese... sure, i know: northern monkeys... wild antics and bits and bobs... essex has produced snooker champions... the other sort of chess-players... the geometricians... and then the serving geographic is simply quote as: sun-tan orange "quirky" accent; and all, from a megapolis that exterminates rats, but feeds urban pigeons. in essex? we have woodland pigeons, and they look like the very-most pristine theologians, if not priests... and they're fat... blooming... and they have the equivalent of a dog collar... and sure as **** they won't have one their legs, reduced to a stump with all the claws removed... like an urban pigeon might, strutting... well... "strutting"... merely limping.
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May 26, 2017
May 26, 2017 at 11:19 AM UTC
essex imitating cornwall
it begins with saint piran's flag... well, let's just say that, there ought to be two "offending" but classicly marxist, separatists governing bodies in, what's know as geo-politics... upper-class retards think that the people occupying the home county known as essex are, complete idiots... well... hello my "fellow" londoner! nibble on some rat-shit, get a pigeon **** ******* on your top-hat? **** **** off! the northerners can't claim, that i'm a southern fairy... in europe there the north / south and the east / west divide... the southerners seem to prosper, as do easteners... and likewise... essex, and the whole "point" of the south-east... no... cornwall wan't to be indepedent, like the basques in spain... and that flag... may i make a suggestion to counter the cornwallians? revert, allow essex to have a teutonic inspired flag in reverse to yours... i.e. a black crux on a maiden's "body". living in essex, i've started to become, irritated by this county becoming a joke fior the whole nation... like a bunch of indians saying goa in portuguese... sure, i know: northern monkeys... wild antics and bits and bobs... essex has produced snooker champions... the other sort of chess-players... the geometricians... and then the serving geographic is simply quote as: sun-tan orange "quirky" accent; and all, from a megapolis that exterminates rats, but feeds urban pigeons. in essex? we have woodland pigeons, and they look like the very-most pristine theologians, if not priests... and they're fat... blooming... and they have the equivalent of a dog collar... and sure as **** they won't have one their legs, reduced to a stump with all the claws removed... like an urban pigeon might, strutting... well... "strutting"... merely limping.
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AiaiaiAI! I broke the bads **** beyond the saddened eyes of a Notorious Funkyman As if me were you just to catch an incognito glimpse of you Oh how I wish that'd stayed a joke in town haven’t ******* like a bird on my head n  convert me to a punk cannot turn't back such an irrelevant inconvenient run was dark dark dark brown beyond the thickening curtains shattering gossipers at hours before the break of dawn I don't do with tarot cards my heart longing burning for your mirage allows me not visualize truth as is cruel so I blow a puff high tigh tight yotabye n bluff you up only how I wish was that a dream now but no man t was no funky man although with a funkyman was so bad bad and I! after as bad as you can be in hearts and still me is so  good in dance nobody could score us! ...Once we have had fans. Read you thru the minds if not hearts and broke it open now! saw yours was not true talkin to me although remains so lovingly eyes with  glittery in memory as sad as it can be if you not yourself convert it later on to … jokingly I say ... like you keep this a secret itsmak for luck only then I knew what you meant... then I saw what you saw...when you looked at me I looked at him not with fake eyes of you oh love me true and said Goodbye. ie rolls a colorful bead - its a gift with a who knows what future brings me nodding agreeably for the phrase only Nay its neither for you nor ie future a farewell at most to include you both and me and I promise me never I break hearts by puffs again will stick to tarot cards   keep tis a hard learned lesson past where heart allows if not minds.
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Sep 6, 2014
Sep 6, 2014 at 4:46 AM UTC
JOKER HEARTS
AiaiaiAI! I broke the bads **** beyond the saddened eyes of a Notorious Funkyman As if me were you just to catch an incognito glimpse of you Oh how I wish that'd stayed a joke in town haven’t ******* like a bird on my head n  convert me to a punk cannot turn't back such an irrelevant inconvenient run was dark dark dark brown beyond the thickening curtains shattering gossipers at hours before the break of dawn I don't do with tarot cards my heart longing burning for your mirage allows me not visualize truth as is cruel so I blow a puff high tigh tight yotabye n bluff you up only how I wish was that a dream now but no man t was no funky man although with a funkyman was so bad bad and I! after as bad as you can be in hearts and still me is so  good in dance nobody could score us! ...Once we have had fans. Read you thru the minds if not hearts and broke it open now! saw yours was not true talkin to me although remains so lovingly eyes with  glittery in memory as sad as it can be if you not yourself convert it later on to … jokingly I say ... like you keep this a secret itsmak for luck only then I knew what you meant... then I saw what you saw...when you looked at me I looked at him not with fake eyes of you oh love me true and said Goodbye. ie rolls a colorful bead - its a gift with a who knows what future brings me nodding agreeably for the phrase only Nay its neither for you nor ie future a farewell at most to include you both and me and I promise me never I break hearts by puffs again will stick to tarot cards   keep tis a hard learned lesson past where heart allows if not minds.
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Folks gather around Theres a new sheriff in town Me the one and only Yosef coming explosives As land mines keep eyes on one time Time to shine like im glo mo Blastin' guns at the temple's Of the po pos It dont matter as long as I see the blood shatter Make ya dreams shatter When im on the mic i taster The beat Givin' total disaster Im an F-5 tornado Rippin' up **** everything is a target The bars get More ruthless Knockin' out ya dentures Leave ya toothless Now ya talkin with a lisp I burn through souls Like an eclispe Its total darkness Make way for the king of the jungle Born to rumble So you critics can talk loud But all i hear is mumbles They crumbles Like cookies at best they just rookie Rest in peace to tookie I crip walk and blood walk Cuz we all one blood no crud in my eye Cuz i never cry Or laid down got many in a frown Blink to fast and there will Be a pistol to crown Now let me see you smile fools Talkin' loud but cant talk With death in yo face After the paper chase Naw forget it i ******* Out the best and still couldnt get admitted To a studio **** the rhymes and the fore play though Im tryna reach your conscious so But most stuck on nonsense Day dreamin' i got the triple beam and My guns be tag teamin' Cuz they dont bust solo So when ya see me holla bolo So i can break into a cover No other Can lay it down quite like me Im the really only emcee Left this is my life and death And if you got beef Come with it come get it But it will go stale Got ya confined in my cell Therapy You cant **** with me Im ghost Cuz you know ya cant see me Biaaaaasastch
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Aug 7, 2015
Aug 7, 2015 at 9:32 AM UTC
Light Speed
Folks gather around Theres a new sheriff in town Me the one and only Yosef coming explosives As land mines keep eyes on one time Time to shine like im glo mo Blastin' guns at the temple's Of the po pos It dont matter as long as I see the blood shatter Make ya dreams shatter When im on the mic i taster The beat Givin' total disaster Im an F-5 tornado Rippin' up **** everything is a target The bars get More ruthless Knockin' out ya dentures Leave ya toothless Now ya talkin with a lisp I burn through souls Like an eclispe Its total darkness Make way for the king of the jungle Born to rumble So you critics can talk loud But all i hear is mumbles They crumbles Like cookies at best they just rookie Rest in peace to tookie I crip walk and blood walk Cuz we all one blood no crud in my eye Cuz i never cry Or laid down got many in a frown Blink to fast and there will Be a pistol to crown Now let me see you smile fools Talkin' loud but cant talk With death in yo face After the paper chase Naw forget it i ******* Out the best and still couldnt get admitted To a studio **** the rhymes and the fore play though Im tryna reach your conscious so But most stuck on nonsense Day dreamin' i got the triple beam and My guns be tag teamin' Cuz they dont bust solo So when ya see me holla bolo So i can break into a cover No other Can lay it down quite like me Im the really only emcee Left this is my life and death And if you got beef Come with it come get it But it will go stale Got ya confined in my cell Therapy You cant **** with me Im ghost Cuz you know ya cant see me Biaaaaasastch
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I woke up and started coughing. I coughed up the taste of you from the dream I had. I coughed brown phlegm into the sink basin. I coughed and coughed and coughed. I coughed until sour spit filled my mouth and I puked all over my socks. I coughed until my ***** throbbed and I ******* myself. I coughed until tunnels threatened to make me black-out. I coughed and coughed and coughed. I coughed until I choked, my heart was stuck in my throat. I coughed until I spat it out, still beating, onto my coat. I coughed and coughed and coughed. I coughed until I was lying face-up in a... casket?
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Apr 14, 2015
Apr 14, 2015 at 9:06 PM UTC
Coffin'
*choc bulimic in Edinburgh; the Welsh index and middle finger tactic, that way a dozen models were ******* out to mind an economy.* the next cards you'll pull from the packet are all jokers - i.e. wild-cards - western society begot laziness that begot psychiatry that begot war on terror - that somehow begot war on terror, that didn't begot philosophy, but it did begot crosswords - as a Frau will testify, aged 91, prompted-by-excuse-by-her-age: doing the pensioner's bit: a Koepcke (1928 - 1977) (i bet you wish it was K'oh eh pck'e'; ya?! oder Andreas Köpke? nicht wie?), VANDAL GRAND-GRANNY COMPLETES A CROSSWORD - a thousand chandeliers with a a hundred grand pianos crashed with Newton's apple that day - the day was advertised state memorandum - Hanzel and Gretyl came along for the sweets parade expecting salutes in Swedish - contra beetroot - some said agitations from the blues, some said agitations from the beets - or so rooted - agriculturally purple blooded, minor urban dwellers sniffed out the cabbage-heads - major urban dwellers sniffed their own **** out - beginning with St. Petersburg and Cairo - contra former violence? *sprechen zungefeinde, zumal falschsprechen*.
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Jul 16, 2016
Jul 16, 2016 at 11:00 PM UTC
sprechen zungefeinde, zumal falschsprechen
My *** Walt Whitman & Ginsberg inc. I didnt **** off! I didnt eye tea black boys Tonite my *** Yes da one And ubiflated cabage cloud Hipped out like blue Trowsetes Died acidiniated Lying greenish like salmon Pink milk ***** sweat pull Blacked With satin smooth fantasy I rotted likeke pecked tomatoes. ******* and left acient in prune meat. By pass products of crates bigger Like patatoe famine Off of grain Feeding stock bull fabrics. Letrexaxing condense As is strangers mated publicly.
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Sep 9, 2015
Sep 9, 2015 at 5:32 AM UTC
Untitled
Dante? Dante?! ha ha... we're writing tabloids for the infirmary! we are, given there's so many of us! writers tend to note something said  as being memorable... esp. by someone else - it hardly ever is - a tombstone insignia of born 1972 died 2021 is more memorable, but even graves aren't exactly oaks; you might have had a memorable lunch, a memorable one-night-stand, a memory of the world cup - sounds aren't memorable, esp. in maxim form - you can whistle me a piece of a Mozart symphony - but you'd expect all poets to treat all their poems like butterflies, two weeks in... dead. the miscarriage of poetry is to give it hope of immortality - rather than give it a mortality - but with democracy you'd get too many poets, and given poetry, democracy is already a gangrene wound for the medium to express itself - because some would say that it: over-expresses itself; and it does, it does, so many of us were kept in the dark concerning learning of the phonetic encoding that we warred in the first and second and at Hastings... now speaking from encoded script was Vogue in the 20th century, the 20th century, in the 21st? it doesn't really matter! poetry ought to be the art of forgetfulness, of tattooing - it ought to be the steak ate, protein incubated in bicep and all the criticism ******* out worthy of investigating poetry further... as, quiet frankly, the secondary throne of kings, in the Louvratory, never seen a bigger smile from Mona than as i sat anticipating an aardvark vacuum nose up my **** giving me the tickle-winkle.
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Jul 6, 2016
Jul 6, 2016 at 9:35 PM UTC
Louvratory
Dante? Dante?! ha ha... we're writing tabloids for the infirmary! we are, given there's so many of us! writers tend to note something said  as being memorable... esp. by someone else - it hardly ever is - a tombstone insignia of born 1972 died 2021 is more memorable, but even graves aren't exactly oaks; you might have had a memorable lunch, a memorable one-night-stand, a memory of the world cup - sounds aren't memorable, esp. in maxim form - you can whistle me a piece of a Mozart symphony - but you'd expect all poets to treat all their poems like butterflies, two weeks in... dead. the miscarriage of poetry is to give it hope of immortality - rather than give it a mortality - but with democracy you'd get too many poets, and given poetry, democracy is already a gangrene wound for the medium to express itself - because some would say that it: over-expresses itself; and it does, it does, so many of us were kept in the dark concerning learning of the phonetic encoding that we warred in the first and second and at Hastings... now speaking from encoded script was Vogue in the 20th century, the 20th century, in the 21st? it doesn't really matter! poetry ought to be the art of forgetfulness, of tattooing - it ought to be the steak ate, protein incubated in bicep and all the criticism ******* out worthy of investigating poetry further... as, quiet frankly, the secondary throne of kings, in the Louvratory, never seen a bigger smile from Mona than as i sat anticipating an aardvark vacuum nose up my **** giving me the tickle-winkle.
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I woke up and started coughing. I coughed up the taste of you from the dream I had. I coughed brown phlegm into the sink basin. I coughed and coughed and coughed. I coughed until sour spit filled my mouth and I puked all over my socks. I coughed until my ***** throbbed and I ******* myself. I coughed until tunnels threatened to make me black-out. I coughed and coughed and coughed. I coughed until I choked, my heart was stuck in my throat. I coughed until I spat it out, still beating, onto my coat. I coughed and coughed and coughed. I coughed until I was lying face-up in a... casket?
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Apr 27, 2015
Apr 27, 2015 at 12:20 PM UTC
coffin'
i had words on my tongue and they were pretty enough to be let off their leash but **** it, i have no energy for beauty and delicacy and heartbreak wrapped in gilded paper i have hurt, though, and she's scratching at the roof of my mouth hoping that her claws can be her deliverance deliver us from evil... ...and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us the lord's prayer is on repeat, a broken record in my head what goes around comes around, except i keep getting ******* on but i put my heart out and give love and hope it'll come back for me i forgive but don't get me wrong: i do not forget every wrong done against me has burrowed down in my mind hibernating and waiting for winter to end so they can come out with a fury i forgive-but-don't-forget every time i was kissed and made to feel special, then left aside waiting like laundry that's clean but not yet folded but all the hurt the dried up sadness caked and cracked like an old mud puddle the wiped away tears only my shower walls have seen the thudding breaking sticks on my desk, a reminder, that even if things are bad i am not. i give kisses and receive receding backs, because ...deliver us from evil... the tables will turn soon they always do and i'm willing to wait for it
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Aug 24, 2017
Aug 24, 2017 at 3:26 PM UTC
our father