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Christmas is traditions some last and others die some leave you feeling fuzzy others leave you asking "Why?" There's rules that must be followed And most of them we know About gifts and cards and Christmas trees and then there's mistletoe.... We all know the tradition We all know what it is You meet under the berries And then you both must kiss But, there's etiquette surrounding The dreaded mistletoe And there are things you aren't aware of And I thought you all should know.... Always kiss your Aunties Do it quick and on the cheek Their lips are full of slobber and sometimes they just reek Grandmas, get a quick kiss And ignore the sounds they make Don't hug Grannies too tightly They are brittle and might break Avoid the pervert Uncles With hands and eyes that roam They act one way at Christmas And another way at home The little kids, won't kiss you So, it's fun to give them chase Make sure there's lots of slobber So, they can wipe it off their face Make sure kissing Grandad That he has got his teeth That they're not somewhere in a glass or worse, smiling from a wreath Always kiss your Mum though Beware, Mums will always cry and they will get you going too No matter how hard you try Kiss the one you came with Let them know just how you feel That your love for them's eternal And your love for them is real Kissing is tradition and at Christmas can be great But, don't kiss all the women And forget about your date The most important rule of all If you don't want your bell rung When kissing 'neath the mistletoe DO NOT USE THE TONGUE
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Dec 13, 2014
Dec 13, 2014 at 1:06 PM UTC
Mistletoe Etiquette
Christmas is traditions some last and others die some leave you feeling fuzzy others leave you asking "Why?" There's rules that must be followed And most of them we know About gifts and cards and Christmas trees and then there's mistletoe.... We all know the tradition We all know what it is You meet under the berries And then you both must kiss But, there's etiquette surrounding The dreaded mistletoe And there are things you aren't aware of And I thought you all should know.... Always kiss your Aunties Do it quick and on the cheek Their lips are full of slobber and sometimes they just reek Grandmas, get a quick kiss And ignore the sounds they make Don't hug Grannies too tightly They are brittle and might break Avoid the pervert Uncles With hands and eyes that roam They act one way at Christmas And another way at home The little kids, won't kiss you So, it's fun to give them chase Make sure there's lots of slobber So, they can wipe it off their face Make sure kissing Grandad That he has got his teeth That they're not somewhere in a glass or worse, smiling from a wreath Always kiss your Mum though Beware, Mums will always cry and they will get you going too No matter how hard you try Kiss the one you came with Let them know just how you feel That your love for them's eternal And your love for them is real Kissing is tradition and at Christmas can be great But, don't kiss all the women And forget about your date The most important rule of all If you don't want your bell rung When kissing 'neath the mistletoe DO NOT USE THE TONGUE
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I battle my identity, As people try to label me, My mum tries to show me the right path, But is this really destiny? 9-5, Zero hours, Holiday and sick pay impossible to claim, Expected to work for 20 hours a day, Minimum wage, This society makes me insane, On the weekends I can I run away to raves, Take what ever I can to create waves, Not like the sea, like to much Dizzle, Party all night society says that's crazy, But whats crazy is the war on drugs, Some users just victims, Can't get enough. Instead of giving criminal records, Affirming our behaviour, Turning us riot, ruckus, snapping wires, How about a little support? After all how bad must life be, That children as young as 13 turn to drugs to escape? It's medical, Some say medicinal, But when your mums crying, Her heart dying, Because her baby boys been lying? No one wants police at the door, But it was gunna be the last night you swore. A new batch, strong stuff, you didn't believe And now your six foot under Rotting, deceased. But maybe this could change? If the right support was in place, For all those getting spaced, People will always seek a fix, So why not monitor, control and safe proof it.
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Jan 12, 2015
Jan 12, 2015 at 9:01 PM UTC
War on drugs
“Do you have children?” “No” I reply. “Did you not want them?”   What's with the why? Oh I wanted them alright But try as I might Their father never materialised So neither did they. Don’t assume my career must have got in the way Or hypothesize that I’m gay So proud all you mums of your legacy Well, it just didn’t happen for me. some of you think I’ve missed out on life And to an extent I’d agree this is true But how many of you Have seen as much of the world as I? I think with a sigh, At least I am free But, yes at times Incredibly lonely. So please don’t ask that question as though kids are a given BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T GIVEN TO ME By anybody. And I have to get on with life Hearing that question Which cuts like a knife I'm sorry It's fine It just makes me sad This reminder that I’ll never meet The children that I never had.
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Dec 13, 2014
Dec 13, 2014 at 3:04 PM UTC
Please don't ask
Stuffed full of toys and ribbons, Tinsel and baubles, Santa and his reindeer, Deliver to all, Presents for children, For their mums and their dads, For Aunts and Uncles, Nans and Granddads, There’s perfume and clothing, Chocolate and sweets, Santa delivers the nicest of treats.
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Aug 28, 2012
Aug 28, 2012 at 11:20 AM UTC
Santa's Sack
Cicadas whine metallically In trees along the sweltered streets; Wasps and hornets arc angrily Enough to cause me fear. Late summer’s not my favorite time of year. Flowers nearly done; The tulips, irises, and poppies Long since seeded out; They’ve had their fun. Bedraggled day lilies remain, This is the beginning of the mums. Bees seek latent nectars Or tap into their golden stores To supplement their bumbling runs. Lawns foist a burnt but stubborn edge While only thistles still refuse To bow to August's incessant heat; Their spikes sprout poisonous defiance. The dog’s left yellowed pools of dying grass; I admit the neighbors’ lawns surpass.   I suppose the time to gather Drying excrement’s returned, alas.... Keeping up appearances is hard at summer's end. Ennui of season full and just past ripe   Leaves tired old men like me A chiding cause to gripe.
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Aug 18, 2018
Aug 18, 2018 at 10:39 AM UTC
Deep Summer Now
Weeping Zaire, her Bleeding Flannel blew Over the Land this Serenity bequeath What happened, then, to the Children you knew Took out their Armites; And shot Mercy beneath Salt from their Riches they greatly export And infected your Brothers in the Dark With Mums, Flesh-Spermed Tales of Horror consort Lost all but their Shelled Samples in the Park Our Dear Hands sprout! And cry to Heaven's Name Asking the Saviour when this Madness ends As the Radio's Red Tape is all just the same, All just Light-Shows; But very few Amends. These Congo Apes weep black at the Event Not just the Brother; But Habitat meant.
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Mar 12, 2013
Mar 12, 2013 at 6:56 PM UTC
SONNET FEATURE NUMBER SEVEN
Need to clear my head On the cross-over of insanity Words and emotions running rampant Pulling in all possible directions Scratching at the door The main personality is under threat Turmoil created, but clarity is needed Paper my only solution Mums ashes disturbs my beauty sleep My aunt is withholding it from me Or can’t face the truth It was just a task to be taken care of Her front is empathy When I needed it the most I saw evil with a smile Claiming to miss and love her sister I am her image and legacy thrown with garbage, away Someday we all will have to give word for our actions Grandma took a whole year to die She fought dying to the bitter end Indeed the end was overly bitter and painful This happened because she had no peace To die you need peace and forgiveness Was a very controlling woman This was her downfall in the end The same will be the fate of the last daughters She was not tough on them Today they are spoiled women trampling the family children Their children is paying the price God works with generations For me healing begins when I share these words My family used mum when alive In death they give her no second thought I miss her dearly because I was dependent on her still In the least, the rest can honour her memory My dreams are coded messages My maternal grandma didn’t like me much when she was alive In death she visits me by dreams, angry ****** expression The dream fills me with negative emotions Why she visits I do not know I am afraid to find out, but curiosity is my master I do miss her, but I do not miss the person she became in her senior years Mean, isolated and bitter The matriarch I revered, allowed favouritism to bring divide in her family This is my in heritage I have to build on
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May 28, 2013
May 28, 2013 at 10:28 AM UTC
need clarity of mind
Need to clear my head On the cross-over of insanity Words and emotions running rampant Pulling in all possible directions Scratching at the door The main personality is under threat Turmoil created, but clarity is needed Paper my only solution Mums ashes disturbs my beauty sleep My aunt is withholding it from me Or can’t face the truth It was just a task to be taken care of Her front is empathy When I needed it the most I saw evil with a smile Claiming to miss and love her sister I am her image and legacy thrown with garbage, away Someday we all will have to give word for our actions Grandma took a whole year to die She fought dying to the bitter end Indeed the end was overly bitter and painful This happened because she had no peace To die you need peace and forgiveness Was a very controlling woman This was her downfall in the end The same will be the fate of the last daughters She was not tough on them Today they are spoiled women trampling the family children Their children is paying the price God works with generations For me healing begins when I share these words My family used mum when alive In death they give her no second thought I miss her dearly because I was dependent on her still In the least, the rest can honour her memory My dreams are coded messages My maternal grandma didn’t like me much when she was alive In death she visits me by dreams, angry ****** expression The dream fills me with negative emotions Why she visits I do not know I am afraid to find out, but curiosity is my master I do miss her, but I do not miss the person she became in her senior years Mean, isolated and bitter The matriarch I revered, allowed favouritism to bring divide in her family This is my in heritage I have to build on
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The Albatross Lone de-odorizer of the toilet Its smooth contour covered in a clear blanket Wrapped around with cheap plastic, Adorned with cheap silk, the semi-lucent plastic Like unwrapping a yema It smells very sweet. Very, very. You seldom notice this white bird In your long hours of comforting, brooding Hungering for attention beneath the swollen toilet Asking for unwanted pleasures The toilet asks "why must I feed?” The Albatross mums in its silent reprieve. Still you didn’t notice the wounding Of your smooth oily toilet In long comforting hours of sleep; No, only excretion is wanted here. The albatross takes away the scourge The scourge beneath your noses And still you didn’t notice The glory in its inexistence (Paolo Jerome D. Cristobal / June 28, 2008)
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Sep 17, 2017
Sep 17, 2017 at 12:00 PM UTC
The albatross
I'm fine. The lie I say every f**king day. The lie I say multiple times a day. I wake up from a sleep that hasn't rested me, And I lie. I'm fine. When the woman I love asks if I'm okay, I lie to her. I'm fine. When she's breaking down due to her own issues, I stay stong for her. Tell her it will be okay. Possibly another lie. I bury myself in these lies, to make sure everyone else is okay. I'm fine. The only reason, the ONLY ******* reason, why I haven't attempted for the 3rd time, is because I am scared of the impact of other people. I'm fine. I don't care what happens to me. I care what will happen to others. Laurens future. Her own mental health. My Mums heart. I can't take a son away from my Mother. My sisters big brother. My Dads nipper. My nephews uncle. I'm fine. My best friends. I couldn't forgive myself if I made the group smaller by 1. I'm fine. It even extends to work. I can't let others take on the burden of doing the work I should be doing, because I ended it. I'm not that selfish. I'm fine. Its the crippeling debt we're in. How the f**k can I let the person I love put up with that on her own. We barely live pay day to pay day. And how can I do this to a family that hasn't even started. I'm fine. I am fine. This constant feeling of something catastrophic is about to happen. This invisible ocean I'm drowning in. This explosion that is happening in my head, that I'm constantly holding back. The thoughts that flitter in my head so easily. I'm fine. I say it with a smile. I say it with purpose. I say it with a heavy heart. I'm fine. My mouth says I'm fine. My eyes scream for help. I've been so good at lying, I've convinced every other communication I have. My actions. My words. My mannerisms. The jokes I flood into every conversation. I'm fine. I try to laugh as much as possible. It helps convince others I'm fine. It helps supress. If I don't laugh, I die. Or so it feels. I'm fine.
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Jan 21, 2021
Jan 21, 2021 at 8:58 AM UTC
The Constant Lie
I'm fine. The lie I say every f**king day. The lie I say multiple times a day. I wake up from a sleep that hasn't rested me, And I lie. I'm fine. When the woman I love asks if I'm okay, I lie to her. I'm fine. When she's breaking down due to her own issues, I stay stong for her. Tell her it will be okay. Possibly another lie. I bury myself in these lies, to make sure everyone else is okay. I'm fine. The only reason, the ONLY ******* reason, why I haven't attempted for the 3rd time, is because I am scared of the impact of other people. I'm fine. I don't care what happens to me. I care what will happen to others. Laurens future. Her own mental health. My Mums heart. I can't take a son away from my Mother. My sisters big brother. My Dads nipper. My nephews uncle. I'm fine. My best friends. I couldn't forgive myself if I made the group smaller by 1. I'm fine. It even extends to work. I can't let others take on the burden of doing the work I should be doing, because I ended it. I'm not that selfish. I'm fine. Its the crippeling debt we're in. How the f**k can I let the person I love put up with that on her own. We barely live pay day to pay day. And how can I do this to a family that hasn't even started. I'm fine. I am fine. This constant feeling of something catastrophic is about to happen. This invisible ocean I'm drowning in. This explosion that is happening in my head, that I'm constantly holding back. The thoughts that flitter in my head so easily. I'm fine. I say it with a smile. I say it with purpose. I say it with a heavy heart. I'm fine. My mouth says I'm fine. My eyes scream for help. I've been so good at lying, I've convinced every other communication I have. My actions. My words. My mannerisms. The jokes I flood into every conversation. I'm fine. I try to laugh as much as possible. It helps convince others I'm fine. It helps supress. If I don't laugh, I die. Or so it feels. I'm fine.
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I can't question how my mum will feel my dad, my sister, my brother, my nan ***** when I go home and tell them the news that the once gone cancer is truly back ***** I can't get out, that look on my mums face when I tell her it's back another cancer has been tracked ***** but why me? Why terminal? What's the point of being alive? ***** I'm only 25, why I should be here how long will I survive?
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Feb 16, 2015
Feb 16, 2015 at 5:42 PM UTC
Life of a cancer patient
Bewitched in the bass Too much tail ta chase Say he like tha way i slurp, no straw Just Raw, Joint-click-lighter-flick herb's tha word mums out for the night slammin her beau just like the dough to my room, pop a shroom in Cancún **** the doom of that mother ****** test. due in a few This ***** slew molly be on me Pop an ollie flip the switch bae lets ditch this day and **** like its flowin poetry SLAM thighs thunder for dat lightning **** Crocs... Imma bring that **** back. We've seized this moment by storm Now Lets tear the walls down Rage Pillage Prosper Party This land is our land Now let your freedom flag fly Lets get higher than the sky And cry cuz nothing tastes like forever Baby's powder makes the urking voice louder to DO SOMETHING instead of this hollow nothing I stuff with stories and dress in Lubriderm Cuz that ***** soft, baked this cake ain't delicious
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Jul 31, 2014
Jul 31, 2014 at 5:49 AM UTC
A Piece of Cake
I remember nothing of my childhood. I just remember red. I remember mum crying in my arms when i was 8. I remember you- not a lot. I only remember those last moments. The ***** running down your legs. I remember the knot on the bed but not your face. I remember becoming the family therapist after that. I remember all the times I had to grow up before I was 10. I remember what was suppose to be my childhood. But I never got to have one. Once our sister was old enough to remember I wanted to save her but now when i look at her and what she does I'm sure I failed her too. But someone who is 10 should not be raising her sister. She grew up never knowing you. I grew up even faster after losing you. It's selfish i know to want you here to take some of the responsibility away from me. So that I don't have to deal with mums stress seizures alone. Or raising our sister. Because if you were here we would have a childhood. And i could lean on you, just like you could have always leaned on me. I wish you were still alive. you are the only other person has has gone through loosing her too. But you instead saw what she did as a lesson to learn not something to avoid, I hate you for killing yourself when I needed you the most. I hate you for not ******* talking to me and leaning on me. but we were kids. you never got to grow up. So I did it for both of us and started early. I can't really remember my childhood. And could really use the memory of ours right about now. Even if it never happened.
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Dec 22, 2021
Dec 22, 2021 at 3:46 PM UTC
childhood rant
I remember nothing of my childhood. I just remember red. I remember mum crying in my arms when i was 8. I remember you- not a lot. I only remember those last moments. The ***** running down your legs. I remember the knot on the bed but not your face. I remember becoming the family therapist after that. I remember all the times I had to grow up before I was 10. I remember what was suppose to be my childhood. But I never got to have one. Once our sister was old enough to remember I wanted to save her but now when i look at her and what she does I'm sure I failed her too. But someone who is 10 should not be raising her sister. She grew up never knowing you. I grew up even faster after losing you. It's selfish i know to want you here to take some of the responsibility away from me. So that I don't have to deal with mums stress seizures alone. Or raising our sister. Because if you were here we would have a childhood. And i could lean on you, just like you could have always leaned on me. I wish you were still alive. you are the only other person has has gone through loosing her too. But you instead saw what she did as a lesson to learn not something to avoid, I hate you for killing yourself when I needed you the most. I hate you for not ******* talking to me and leaning on me. but we were kids. you never got to grow up. So I did it for both of us and started early. I can't really remember my childhood. And could really use the memory of ours right about now. Even if it never happened.
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It's London, all the time, when at night I close my eyes, it's when and where I get to roam and dwell, in the city I know inside-out so well, where all the narrow streets and cobbled stones, teacups, pint glasses, and fresh scones, lend themselves into the misty English air, of London's ancient, yet so modern flair, of Piccadilly, and Hyde Park Corner's box, riding Black Cabs, or a big Red Double-Bus, evening gas-lamp walks with ol' Saucy Jack, fish and chips and shandys for a perfect snack; then the changing of The Guard at Buckingham, where native Cockney's and young mums with prams, gather for a view of Lizzy's Royal Family Show; but, my, how rich the April sun sets and does glow, over the rolling raging river Thames of yore, where ancient Roman armies marched to shore, proclaimed: LONDINIUM! -the regal rest, of civilised peoples and the Royal Crests, where lives and deaths would go and come, yet The City despite all odds has lost and won, in the hearts, souls and minds of all who take, great London as their true hearth and home to stake, and arise and fall the poet's versing nights and days, whilst Big Ben chimes his toll in the foggy haze; and alas, London from my slumber dissipates, to that of which I yearn and love, asleep or wake, knowing where my home of soul-keep lies divine: in London, my dear London; it's London, all the time. ______ London: http://beautyineverything.com/3366195864
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Oct 27, 2010
Oct 27, 2010 at 7:31 PM UTC
It's London, all the time
B-E-N-J-I Come on you're way outta line Hey, Hey Say Hey Out on the foreshore Looking for some more Y'all Come on you ***** Get out on the dance floor Call for some more Y'all Take me to the mall Thinking bout you walking down the hall For sure Hey give me that Picking up that shat Put it under the mat Ha...Ha, **** That! I ain't no gangsta Just a Prankster Just wanna thank ya For listening to my crap ya Gotcha in the middle bit Working for a Lil bit Did ya see that *** Y'all gotta go Y'all wanna know Where do I come from Where is ma show Yo Gotta Know Yeah I Love you to Playing it single Looking for some insults Running from my result Of being an adult Just wanna let you know I think ya mums a *** Oh, oh **** ya wanna blow I'll show you where to go There he is now you know Ya ******* wanna throw a punch But I'll eat ya for ma lunch Come on bring me down And I'll take you downtown Oh No what the **** you know Ya know nothing and that's how it goes Whoa, whoa! Back up the chorus It's not all for us It's all for one But I'm not done yall I ain't no gangsta Just a Prankster Just wanna thank ya For listening to my crap ya Gotcha in the middle bit Working for a Lil bit Did ya see that *** Y'all gotta go Y'all wanna know Where do I come from Where is ma show Yo Gotta Know Yeah I Love you to They call me Benny Just got change from a twenty Y'all know so many Wanna get me But now you see They all wanna leave Because I ain't all that great But still, they wait Another rhyme on my hands But I can't defend Every man on this God Forsaken Land Show Me Where I can put ma hands On ya body Can't touch me I ain't no gangsta Just a Prankster Just wanna thank ya For listening to my crap ya Gotcha in the middle bit Working for a Lil bit Did ya see that *** Y'all gotta go Y'all wanna know Where do I come from Where is ma show Yo Gotta Know Yeah I Love you to One More Time Y'all One for the money Two for the show Three to get ready And **** you to I ain't no gangsta Just a Prankster Just wanna thank ya For listening to my crap ya Gotcha in the middle bit Working for a Lil bit Did ya see that *** Y'all gotta go Y'all wanna know Where do I come from Where is ma show Yo Gotta Know Yeah I Love you to ©2017 Written By Benji James
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Jun 14, 2017
Jun 14, 2017 at 5:04 AM UTC
I Ain't No Gangsta
B-E-N-J-I Come on you're way outta line Hey, Hey Say Hey Out on the foreshore Looking for some more Y'all Come on you ***** Get out on the dance floor Call for some more Y'all Take me to the mall Thinking bout you walking down the hall For sure Hey give me that Picking up that shat Put it under the mat Ha...Ha, **** That! I ain't no gangsta Just a Prankster Just wanna thank ya For listening to my crap ya Gotcha in the middle bit Working for a Lil bit Did ya see that *** Y'all gotta go Y'all wanna know Where do I come from Where is ma show Yo Gotta Know Yeah I Love you to Playing it single Looking for some insults Running from my result Of being an adult Just wanna let you know I think ya mums a *** Oh, oh **** ya wanna blow I'll show you where to go There he is now you know Ya ******* wanna throw a punch But I'll eat ya for ma lunch Come on bring me down And I'll take you downtown Oh No what the **** you know Ya know nothing and that's how it goes Whoa, whoa! Back up the chorus It's not all for us It's all for one But I'm not done yall I ain't no gangsta Just a Prankster Just wanna thank ya For listening to my crap ya Gotcha in the middle bit Working for a Lil bit Did ya see that *** Y'all gotta go Y'all wanna know Where do I come from Where is ma show Yo Gotta Know Yeah I Love you to They call me Benny Just got change from a twenty Y'all know so many Wanna get me But now you see They all wanna leave Because I ain't all that great But still, they wait Another rhyme on my hands But I can't defend Every man on this God Forsaken Land Show Me Where I can put ma hands On ya body Can't touch me I ain't no gangsta Just a Prankster Just wanna thank ya For listening to my crap ya Gotcha in the middle bit Working for a Lil bit Did ya see that *** Y'all gotta go Y'all wanna know Where do I come from Where is ma show Yo Gotta Know Yeah I Love you to One More Time Y'all One for the money Two for the show Three to get ready And **** you to I ain't no gangsta Just a Prankster Just wanna thank ya For listening to my crap ya Gotcha in the middle bit Working for a Lil bit Did ya see that *** Y'all gotta go Y'all wanna know Where do I come from Where is ma show Yo Gotta Know Yeah I Love you to ©2017 Written By Benji James
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I catch glances As I walk through town Daughters Out with their mums Who pretend to look off in the arbitrary distance As I scan them From top To toe And then the glances of their proud mums Old women who huff As I have the demeanour Of a stargazing ****** The odd freak Who cheers me on with his eyes Machos, who like to hold the gaze Which I like to hold right back Thinking of my father in a coffin To return a calm, worrying stare Sometimes a fleeting beauty will appear in a metro window And both knowing of the ephemerality of our encounter We **** with our eyes Before she is whipped off Down the dark tunnels I can hold a gaze with almost anyone People are fascinating I can hold all these gazes Until Some men stare back And I melt
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Sep 19, 2013
Sep 19, 2013 at 3:17 AM UTC
Gaze
when he said, "this is my note, after all, thats what people do, right? leave a note?" my heart completely caved > in. < when my teacher said that a lot of people commit suicide due to bullying or because they feel unaccepted, i raised my hand to speak up about the facts. the true facts. how more than half of the homeless teenage population are gay. they were kicked out by their mums and dads. how its not just the bullying, how its them too. they feel so alone and we always wonder why there is a new name in the paper saying, "Suicide--Age --" and yet because of someone being p u s h e d to far it made them take their own life. i wish i could stop suicides, i wish for once i could be the one who closed the door on death. but im no rolemodel, i always let death back in. but that doesnt mean i wont help you take him out.
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Sep 21, 2013
Sep 21, 2013 at 11:32 AM UTC
1-800-273-8255-Suicide Hotline
Poseidon reared his unkempt head Above the waves today An ocean monster dripped in dread Chest to chest with the bay “Today, or any day at all!” The shore-side heard his plea Salt shucked shoulders tall as islands small “No being shall ever challenge me!” One gull omitted a thoughtful word Which sounded much like “Rak!” One offended brow raised at what he heard Poseidon countered with a slap Five foul fingers touched the sky And fell upon the sea A wave as great as mountains high Sighed upon the beaches knee With a drunken beat of lazy wing The gull escaped his perch Finding another on which to cling Without a moment’s search Fists clenched around the shallows Poseidon was enraged With urchin riddled lips pursed he bellowed And blew the beach away Up went beachgoers along the coast Into the sandy storm Sun chapped mums beginning to roast Castling children, One man named Norm Gull glided softly on the wind Providing a flap or two And to the defeated Poseidon's chagrin Let out a cantankerous coo In one last fit of aqueous rage Posiedon surfaced to land And in a briny blind rampage Grabbed the gull with swole hands Gull in hand Poseidon yelled “What dare you mean sly poultry? My kingdom is unparalleled, All pilgrims seek my choultry” But the oily gull slipped through his grip And flew quite far away And as he watched it dive and dip He came to see the bay Debris was strewn across the sand His subjects were in ruin Disaster spread across the land And it was all his doin’ A desperate shade turned Poseidon As he returned to the great deep “What use am I as a mighty king If protection I cannot keep?” That is how a seagull won Against The God of Sea Who forgot about his job, just one, To keep the big blue world carefree
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Dec 26, 2020
Dec 26, 2020 at 9:17 PM UTC
Poseidon and The Gull
Poseidon reared his unkempt head Above the waves today An ocean monster dripped in dread Chest to chest with the bay “Today, or any day at all!” The shore-side heard his plea Salt shucked shoulders tall as islands small “No being shall ever challenge me!” One gull omitted a thoughtful word Which sounded much like “Rak!” One offended brow raised at what he heard Poseidon countered with a slap Five foul fingers touched the sky And fell upon the sea A wave as great as mountains high Sighed upon the beaches knee With a drunken beat of lazy wing The gull escaped his perch Finding another on which to cling Without a moment’s search Fists clenched around the shallows Poseidon was enraged With urchin riddled lips pursed he bellowed And blew the beach away Up went beachgoers along the coast Into the sandy storm Sun chapped mums beginning to roast Castling children, One man named Norm Gull glided softly on the wind Providing a flap or two And to the defeated Poseidon's chagrin Let out a cantankerous coo In one last fit of aqueous rage Posiedon surfaced to land And in a briny blind rampage Grabbed the gull with swole hands Gull in hand Poseidon yelled “What dare you mean sly poultry? My kingdom is unparalleled, All pilgrims seek my choultry” But the oily gull slipped through his grip And flew quite far away And as he watched it dive and dip He came to see the bay Debris was strewn across the sand His subjects were in ruin Disaster spread across the land And it was all his doin’ A desperate shade turned Poseidon As he returned to the great deep “What use am I as a mighty king If protection I cannot keep?” That is how a seagull won Against The God of Sea Who forgot about his job, just one, To keep the big blue world carefree
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I. A louse in a house or a mouse on a blouse. A bell that goes **** or a gong that goes **** A gap on a map or a cap on your lap. A drink in the sink or an ink that stinks. A spleen on a screen or a queen who is green. A bow in the snow or a crow that glows. II. A wash or a whip, a lip or a lop, a top or a tip, a car or afar, a bar or a war, a door or a snore, a bore or a nail, a flail or a whale, a run or a bun, a sun or a moon, a spoon or a bus, a fuss or a sigh, a cry or a cheer, a fear or a smile, a while or a pen, a den or a cat, a mat or a hat, a bat or a glass, a vase or a weight, a mate or a fork, a cork or a mop, a cop or a stop. III. Apples and artichokes, ants and antelopes, bees and beers, books and brains, cucumbers and chimneys, ***** and coats, dogs and drains, dots and dominoes, ears and eejits, elephants and exams, flies and flutes, files and friends, grasses and guts, giants and gyms, horrors and hiccups, horses and hills, igloos and irons, irises and idiots, jumpers and jackets, jodhpurs and jellies, kings and kettles, kites and kittens, lions and lamps, lemons and lunches, mums and monsters, mosses and moths, noses and notes, nightmares and needles, oblongs and orang-utans, organs and oranges, paintings and pennies, ponds and pants, quiches and quizzes, questions and queues, rainbows and rings, rascals and rabbits, snakes and sprouts, sweets and salts, trumpets and trains, tables and toasters, umpires and ukuleles, umbrellas and uniforms, violets and vests, violins and vials, wheels and wings, windows and weeds, xylems and x-rays, xylophones and xysters, yachts and yoghurts, yards and yaks, zigzags and zephyrs, ziggurats and zombies.
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Oct 29, 2013
Oct 29, 2013 at 5:03 PM UTC
Three Lots of Nonsense
I. A louse in a house or a mouse on a blouse. A bell that goes **** or a gong that goes **** A gap on a map or a cap on your lap. A drink in the sink or an ink that stinks. A spleen on a screen or a queen who is green. A bow in the snow or a crow that glows. II. A wash or a whip, a lip or a lop, a top or a tip, a car or afar, a bar or a war, a door or a snore, a bore or a nail, a flail or a whale, a run or a bun, a sun or a moon, a spoon or a bus, a fuss or a sigh, a cry or a cheer, a fear or a smile, a while or a pen, a den or a cat, a mat or a hat, a bat or a glass, a vase or a weight, a mate or a fork, a cork or a mop, a cop or a stop. III. Apples and artichokes, ants and antelopes, bees and beers, books and brains, cucumbers and chimneys, ***** and coats, dogs and drains, dots and dominoes, ears and eejits, elephants and exams, flies and flutes, files and friends, grasses and guts, giants and gyms, horrors and hiccups, horses and hills, igloos and irons, irises and idiots, jumpers and jackets, jodhpurs and jellies, kings and kettles, kites and kittens, lions and lamps, lemons and lunches, mums and monsters, mosses and moths, noses and notes, nightmares and needles, oblongs and orang-utans, organs and oranges, paintings and pennies, ponds and pants, quiches and quizzes, questions and queues, rainbows and rings, rascals and rabbits, snakes and sprouts, sweets and salts, trumpets and trains, tables and toasters, umpires and ukuleles, umbrellas and uniforms, violets and vests, violins and vials, wheels and wings, windows and weeds, xylems and x-rays, xylophones and xysters, yachts and yoghurts, yards and yaks, zigzags and zephyrs, ziggurats and zombies.
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ANZAC CHUMS AND THEIR MUMS In Oz the possum grinds on thorn and gum Far too stretched to visit mum - Things are hard outback of Bourke And there’s no time for anything but work. But Kiwi possums like to visit ma With flowers for her crystal jar - They’ll even take a shopping bag of buds With some greens and beans and spuds. In Oz the possum is protected As indeed might be expected - Beset by fires and drought and prickles And parched out creeks that slim to trickles. But Kiwi possums are heaven sent To slurp and scoff to heart’s content - When they dine they have the best And not surprisingly are deemed a pest. In Oz a treasure - in NZ an imported glitch There are mixed opinions either side the Ditch – Mum’s the word on making possums able To visit home with veggies for the table.
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Nov 13, 2014
Nov 13, 2014 at 7:27 AM UTC
The Possum
Shoppin wiv Albert. I met my uncle Albert, down at Asda, in aisle three; he got there in a Mazda, jus' a smidgen after me, said he'd traversed Sainsburys, Tesco Liddle n the Spar, but not one o' them flogged Caviar Truffles or Foie gras. He sidled past the pork pies streaky bacon turkey thighs a headin for the french fries n forsaken knock down buys, shimmied 'round the ankle biters; expectant mums to be, popin pills for bloated ills in the haberdashery.
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Jan 7, 2012
Jan 7, 2012 at 4:33 PM UTC
"- A bloke named Albert -"
You know you've had a good day when You're still wearing a whistle and tail At 8.10 pm. You've brought grins to the faces Of mums, little children and seated old men. You know you've had a good day still When it isn't the everyday run of the mill But a street pounding, tub thumping Banner waving parade on a hill With the sun streaming down on our painted faces Far better than any happy pill.
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May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 4:56 PM UTC
Good day
Ok so there is something called a blue moon coming July 31st this year, which happens to be me mother's 53rd b-day ...so happy soon b-day mum... As gods blue moon shall be a wonderful gift to you... As I just looked at the blue moons pics.. It really does have a blue color to it... Mum will love it... Just thoughts (:::: ©Brandon nagley ©Lonesome poet's poetry ©Mothers b day blue moon/july31st
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Jul 27, 2015
Jul 27, 2015 at 1:18 PM UTC
Thoughts for mums b day
The mums at nursery like me. They are reassured by dark rings beneath my eyes, blue jeans, clean-scrubbed smile, pulled back hair. A soul more boring and more tired- Just knowing I exist makes them feel better. Not today: Today I’m wearing make-up. And my shorts are, well, short which I think is against the rules. My hair shines like a barley sugar sweet and my finger nails sparkle like long forgotten jewels. Today I dodge dressing-up hats, snotty noses, spilt milk, play-dough, paint and mud-puddle splats with practiced precision. Today, just this once, when I give mums their children back, I look more together and more stylish than them. I run home, cross busy roads in record time, wave to total strangers who want to say hello. I get the polish off my nails, scrub my face under the shower, dry my hair, pull it back, grab yesterday’s jeans and baggy sweater. He returns from work and asks: Did you have a good day? I think: *Yes. Yes **** it. Yes I did.* Do you know- my eyes are pretty, and I can get into shorts I wore ten years ago? Stop traffic - check. Turn heads - hell yeah! The roofer down the road nearly fell and broke his neck. Your wife is, without a doubt, a ********* **** thing.* So many words, like popping candy on my tongue. I imagine his reaction. I shut my mouth. Danger passes. But lies won’t come. Mouth’s gone dry. I swallow back the truth then feel like I’m gonna gag. Panic rising in my chest on top of bile. Then: My day was fine I say. Just that. My day was fine And I am saved.
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Oct 14, 2011
Oct 14, 2011 at 3:08 PM UTC
finding words
The mums at nursery like me. They are reassured by dark rings beneath my eyes, blue jeans, clean-scrubbed smile, pulled back hair. A soul more boring and more tired- Just knowing I exist makes them feel better. Not today: Today I’m wearing make-up. And my shorts are, well, short which I think is against the rules. My hair shines like a barley sugar sweet and my finger nails sparkle like long forgotten jewels. Today I dodge dressing-up hats, snotty noses, spilt milk, play-dough, paint and mud-puddle splats with practiced precision. Today, just this once, when I give mums their children back, I look more together and more stylish than them. I run home, cross busy roads in record time, wave to total strangers who want to say hello. I get the polish off my nails, scrub my face under the shower, dry my hair, pull it back, grab yesterday’s jeans and baggy sweater. He returns from work and asks: Did you have a good day? I think: *Yes. Yes **** it. Yes I did.* Do you know- my eyes are pretty, and I can get into shorts I wore ten years ago? Stop traffic - check. Turn heads - hell yeah! The roofer down the road nearly fell and broke his neck. Your wife is, without a doubt, a ********* **** thing.* So many words, like popping candy on my tongue. I imagine his reaction. I shut my mouth. Danger passes. But lies won’t come. Mouth’s gone dry. I swallow back the truth then feel like I’m gonna gag. Panic rising in my chest on top of bile. Then: My day was fine I say. Just that. My day was fine And I am saved.
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