I wear makeup to work,
So people treat me better.
I work with fish.
I get covered in slime.
I don't make tips.
(Not that, that is acceptable)
I have a fiance.
I'm off market.
I'm not there to impress anyone.
No makeup.
I'm ignored.
My credentials are questioned more.
They pick fights.
They behave poorly.
With makeup well,
I only have to deal with one creepy person.
I wear makeup to work,
So people treat me better.