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Salmabanu Hatim Jan 2018
The teacher wanted me to take an IQ test,
They took my blood test,
The result was A+
Wow!I was a genius.

The teacher asked me what was a line,
I thought and I thought,
I said," A dot going for a walk."

He told me to write something on
"How to save trees"
Butterflies and bees,
It is better
To save paper,
So say "No To Exams."

What is hard water?
Simple, ice cubes in refrigerator.

The  teacher gave  up.
Did I pass the test?
I was clever.That was a fact
Pagan Paul Dec 2017
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Wine, enchilada and pickle sauce,
corks and safeties,
just like The Penguin In *******
in Ronnie and Kenny's shed.

The Idiot ******* Son
sits eating the deadly Yellow Snow,
whilst Joe hums Zombie Woof
at the Poodle in his Garage.

Dinah-Moe Humm finally gets off;
in the Dangerous Kitchen,
with the Muffin Man's ***** Love,
and the Illinois Enema Bandit.

The Fine Girl and the Latex Solar Beef
bathed in The Blue Light,
shout 'Pick Me, I'm Clean',
along Inca Roads, to Find Her Finer.

Cosmik Debris exclaims Zoot Allures!
From the fat, floating, maroonish Sofa
because the Bow Tie Daddy
sings Nasal Retentive Calliope Music.

Yo Mama! there's the Disco Boy
who gets in More Trouble Every Day,
so The Torture Never Stops,
with Damp Ankles, Peaches & Regalia.

Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
dances with Camarillo Brillo upstairs,
catching Stink-Foot once again,
like In France from the Valley Girl.

And so the Watermelon In Easter Hay
rides off with the Duke Of Prunes
to the Carolina ******* Ecstasy,
visiting Billy The Mountain, and Montana.


© Pagan Paul (2016/2017)


Frank Zappa
(21st December 1940 - 4th December 1993).
Musician, Diplomat and Lyricist.
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A tribute to a genius for the anniversary
of his death, and birthday (both in December).

There are a lot of Zappa song titles
and references in this write.
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Damaris Nov 2017
You say you are smart but I think that's a cover up for your stupidity and mistakes.

You cannot accept another failure so you put yourself so high, making me believe that you are some kind of god and the genius of the sky.
This is dedicated to a 'special' someone
Daanish Oct 2017
It hurts when even your mother turns against you
Often we give our trust to those who number few
Yet when that small trust is betrayed
My hopes and dreams you all have slayed
Yet I’m smart too
My walls are littered with the characters of my mind
These specific pieces you will never find!
When simple letters override
Your own definition of yourself
How it possible
How is there a way
That my mind is defined
By only my grades!
Then you start to feel doubt
And then I thought what is this about
“I have my own way” I told myself
And I don't need their approval
So behind closed doors I continued to doodle
I continued to express all the genius I felt
I continued to avoid the metal on father’s belt
It was hard for me to even barely pass
When I didn't understand the need for math class
Yet I’m smart too
I say bless you to every “Achoo!”
People don't give me the time of day
I know I’m not beautiful
But I have so much to say
Our world can be cruel
Take it from me first hand,
If you realized how much I envy you,
Then you’d understand
To be able to recite
Formulas 1 by 1
Or to be able to write essays
Just for fun
But I have something you all don't
I convey my feelings and I have hope
That one day someone will come to realize
That I’m smart too
Eddie John Oct 2017
In my mind I never try
I figure it out easily and never have to cry
Everyone talks about potential
But I think I lost mine in the instrumental
When life gives you lemons you make lemonade
When life gives me lemons I find another way
If Genius lives one story above madness
Than which story is the story of sadness.
I think that effort is the one thing I can never give
Because I don't even know how to but effort in because it was never necassary
Now I'm just lost because I don't know how to live
But now it seems to me that your just my adversary
When you never have to try to succeed in life, than do you even have potential?... this is a concept I struggled with for years
sunprincess Aug 2017
Some men of long ago were geniuses
of an extraordinary kind
Yet, those men chose to use their mind
not for good of mankind
Devicing a brilliant, yet devious plan;
A fantastic plan for every common man,
woman, boy,  and girl
A stunning plan by some genius men
Leaving everyone beguiled and bewildered
A plan simple yet complex,
starring cigarettes, cancer, and copd,
and superfast machinery
for mind blowing production
An ingenious plan, unstoppable and fail proof
A plan for population reduction
Genius men playing everyone for a fool,
Cigarettes, an ultimate uncool
Art
She was like art a foundation of happiness with a dash of crazy fulling the creativity of her mind and soul. A product of pure genius she can become any form she creates becoming a library of masterpieces giving the liberty to show the world who she truly is. A masterpiece of a woman disguised as a blank canvas
Written to a girl who used to enjoy making art.
Leslie Ledezma Jul 2017
The shaman, madman, medicine man, poet, philosopher king
Could do what they willed - privilege.
Because they had the sacred connection, understanding.
They were the ones who could cure and purge.
They represent the notion of being bent for discovery,
The were the sacred - prestige.
So they, from all time, had the privilege
of being the madman genius.
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