Do do so so la la so.
This melody couldn't be ever more boring.
and people expect the birthday dude or dudette to feel happy?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
Rite of Spring should be universalized as the new birthday song.

I
AM
SPARTA

Boomzzz tikki tikki tikki
Wah Wah oomphz oomphz
me 69 ******* on yo momma and yo sis
Dr Weedlord ain't got time your hissy fits
dunk dur *** all over yo ****
Slap *** and go on reighding
Daddy Boozhead  banging on your meemaw
asdf hu asdofh u asdjfnhau sdfh unh

p.s no women are harmed in the making of this production