Slurp and gulp me
Hurt and stalk me,
It's fine
You've done this before.
And who loved who more,
It was me all along.
I'm done.

You really have to watch those liberal males,
they'll spend hours and hours with you having
deep intellectual conversations.

They'll discuss deep ideas, contemplate esoteric
theory and spiritual ideas. They'll make love
for hours and write deep and meaningful poetry
about you. Sure, they will probably wear their hair
long and most likely won't own a television.

But, they'll understand art and architecture and
literature. It's true that they probably won't give two
shakes about who won what football game, but they'll
dance with you late at night under the stars and they're
always looking for new ways to please you and usually
understand your deepest thoughts, often before you
understand them yourself.

They'll be your best friend and always treat you as
an equal, in fact, it will never even enter their mind
that you're not. They're almost always physically fit, too,
because they're usually the outdoorsy type and love to hike.
They never make fun of others, or discuss small ideas.
They enjoy discussing ways to improve the world and
the lives of others.

Sure, they won't slap you on your *** and tell you to get in
the kitchen and cook them some dinner and bring them a beer
while you're at it like those macho men on the right. Instead
they'll probably tell you to relax while they whip you up a
gourmet meal and serve it to you on the best dishes.

Yeah, you really gotta watch out for those liberal males.

Put me six feet under
Away from all the noise
Where no one will hurt me again

Iŋtɷ ɧҽɾ pɷɾtaɭ I ҽŋtҽɾҽɖ
It ɭҽɖ tɷ tɧҽ cҽŋtҽɾ ɷʆ tɧҽ
Uŋɩѵҽɾىҽ.

Simple
Fast
Fun
P
L
E
A
S
U
R
E
Pleasure
What all men want quick and at this moment
Chop, chop.
No!
You wait for me
If
You
Do
Really love
M
E.
After all
Waiting
Is the
B
E
S
T
Part.