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You Are the Texture ………………………… **~ for all of you, you, you poet~** Impasto “**is a technique used in painting, where paint is laid on an area of the surface thickly, usually thick enough that the brush or  painting- knife strokes are visible. Paint can also be mixed right on to the canvas. When dry, impasto provides texture; the paint appears as if, to be coming out of the canvas.**” <1:47pm> Cut & Paste *is a technique used in poetry writing, we refer back to our visions, heard words, the eyeful, the earful, scents, the reads read, all in the mind’s palette blended, thickly, but when the merging fused, every word~in~coloration, it is unique, reincarnation, copying impossible. The imagery, cut and pasted from thy heart and soul, upon canvas, your poems~pieces each appear* ***as you-are-texture, you becoming out of, you, the canvas. <2:04pm> Postscript*** ……………… it is not lost on me that the scars, our words, herein, as we note all too frequently, almost casually, are, can be, those selfsame words/painting-knife employed for our first and foremost canvas we utilize, ourselves… our bodies, our very selves salved
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Jun 24, 2023
Jun 24, 2023 at 8:06 AM UTC
Impasto vs. Cut & Paste: You Are the Texture
I find serenity in storms The slams of doors make my heart race And if you trace your finger's down my spine I'll give you an earful Of distasteful pleasure I'll juxtapose any situation For the most fun I can find Oh I love being hard to read darling I want you to open my closed eyes And if you read me like a story I will lie dear oh I'll lie And cover up my deepest fears And conceal everything I despise I love to hate and hate to love Those I regret most I crave So lay me on the darkest train tracks And pray that I will be safe.
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Aug 23, 2014
Aug 23, 2014 at 5:21 PM UTC
Enigmatic
Comeback Perhaps I should be grateful That I never was recipient Of great applause, Years of adorers, Broadway’s honey, Years of being stunning, Grateful that I never had to kowtow, bow out, Miss the kudos and the fame, Never knowing what life was With and without them, since I never got them. Never got to play Las Vegas, Glad there never came a time Of longing for a non-existent encore, Cheering I no longer hear. Hair going grey, Kilos heading the wrong way, You are asked to make a comeback, Or you’ve asked to make a comeback; Life feels boring, No alluring pleasure takes the place Of listener filled with earful grace. You sweat and strain, extra kilos off again, Get back routines, Move as you did in your teens, Flexibility, the voice retaining every nuance. Frank and Cher came back again - and then again. We followed each rendition, each gradation, limitation; Cheered until the cheers turned into hesitation. I am grateful that I never Had the clamouring for autographs and tresses, Shredded dresses, theirs and mine. Never had the glamour and the clamour of masses, Fervent need to make a comeback, Coming back to audiences smelling wine: Hard to define. And still I play and sing and grow. Comeback 5.28.2008/revised3.19.2021 Birth, Death & In Between; Time; Vaguely About Music; Arlene Nover Corwin
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Mar 19, 2021
Mar 19, 2021 at 5:07 PM UTC
Comeback
There’s always a bustle here In my ritual place of ribs and beer The sharp scent of ginger and coriander The acrid burr in my nose of seared flesh Fusion food served around me But I go for Hirata.. again. Can’t argue with taste, and it tastes Korean bbq and Buddha beer A brief nod to the moments of clarity As said by drunks The beer bottle cool in my hand as I reflect Beads of condensation forming on Buddhas belly And I’m here hoping for Constant It’s now my third attempt In as many months to catch a glimpse And tonight apparently the stars align Jupiter and Mercury on the rise As I walk in There is a way about him So much bluff and bravado... reminds me of someone I once loved There is a mischief in his smile Something warm in his eyes Even beyond his jokes of his ego Too big for the Room, apparently I don’t discourage.. He’s honest in a way that piques So here I am Third time lucky finding Constant To my delight he recognises me instantly “Lucky Buddha for the lady?” His eyes dance.. I interpret, maybe to much But believe he’s pleased to see me So we joke.. We laugh I watch him get an earful For not concentrating on the flow The manager in tow.. and he side-eyes me and winks Inwardly I hi-five myself for Timing this so perfectly So here I am Trying not to watch Constant flow Trying not to blush as he looks my way “I’m too old for this **** I think Then feel like a kid When he throws a grin my way
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Dec 12, 2018
Dec 12, 2018 at 4:25 PM UTC
Observing Constant in flow
Oh the joys of being positive After enduring all your negative The drama you created was stressful Should've been an actor you'd be successful Time for me to give you an earful Because I'm no longer tearful My enjoyment will be to watch you fail Your new love now has a dominant male No one's opinion is ever correct You drive you're own point in every argument If she is submissive you'll both get along You overpower women that tend to be strong You've moved her out and you moved her in I see that you're starting all over again It's hard to watch from across the street To watch you start failing is a real treat Your endless routine has become so clear Destroyer of hearts has become your career
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Nov 30, 2013
Nov 30, 2013 at 7:55 PM UTC
Positive Enjoyment
HAVE I told any man to be a liar for my sake? Have I sold ice to the poor in summer and coal to the poor in winter for the sake of daughters who nursed brindle bull terriers and led with a leash their dogs clothed in plaid wool jackets? Have I given any man an earful too much of my talk-or asked any man to take a snootful of ***** on my account? Have I put wool in my own ears when men tried to tell me what was good for me? Have I been a *** listener? Have I taken dollars from the living and the unborn while I made speeches on the retributions that shadow the heels of the dishonest? Have I done any good under cover? Or have I always put it in the show windows and the newspapers?
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Questionnaire
Eve held two cigarettes in her lips and lit them. She passed one to Mark, beside her on the chaise. Thomas was with Delilah in the bedchamber getting a few lessons in life. They were making noises like a slaughterhouse as Mark tried to focus his thoughts. He left the couch and went to the phone, dialing Satan’s office. Eve watching him with heavy lids, her arm stretched across the curved backboard. She inhaled forcefully, making thick clouds that obscured her face, then her head, and then the whole couch. He was watching her too, wondering what she was up to as Satan picked up the line. “Yeh?” said the devil. “Satan, Mark. We’ve got to talk.” Satan was silent for a moment, then said sharply, “Look, they’ve got wire-taps. Why don’t you come over here? We can talk in person. It’s safer then taking a chance on them listening.” Mark thought that was smart, but if they were listening they’d already gotten an earful, but he had to take that chance. He hung up the phone and fanned the air with his hands. The girl was gone. He heard chuckling from the bedchamber and realized there were more voices than before, loudly squealing and giggling. He heard Thomas moaning in utter delight and decided to leave him there. As far as Thomas was concerned, Purgatory never felt so good.
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Jul 18, 2018
Jul 18, 2018 at 11:33 PM UTC
the gangs of Jerusalem [Satan & Eve]
I sold her a bag of dreams It had a hole at the bottom She gave me winter and spring Summer and most of her Autumn I left her not looking back Standing there Clutching tightly An earful of sorry stories And a bottle of Bacardi
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May 19, 2019
May 19, 2019 at 4:21 PM UTC
Dream peddler
Little one, you have been buzzing in the books, Flittering in the newspapers and drinking beer with lawyers And amid the educated men of the clubs you have been getting an earful of speech from trained tongues. Take an earful from me once, go with me on a hike Along sand stretches on the great inland sea here And while the eastern breeze blows on us and the restless surge Of the lake waves on the breakwater breaks with an ever fresh monotone, Let us ask ourselves: What is truth? what do you or I know? How much do the wisest of the world's men know about where the massed human procession is going? You have heard the mob laughed at? I ask you: Is not the mob rough as the mountains are rough? And all things human rise from the mob and relapse and rise again as rain to the sea.
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On The Way
We talk with The flitting understanding Of space Between two feeding birds. Eyes look away And return eagerly Waiting to transmit More of the feeling. The feeling Between us both That both implodes walls And builds them. The feeling That blushes in our words And makes our silences So loud. The feeling fluctuates Softly around our eyes And strokes us both With intangible caressing. Stare at me. Speak with me. Be silent with me For no matter what is said Or unsaid I am getting An earful.
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Jul 8, 2013
Jul 8, 2013 at 1:25 PM UTC
Comfortable
the blink that releases the tear that all lovers fight, the day that all lovers dread, the words that all lovers despise, the pain no lover ever wants to feel... as a lover of all things, it amazes me how that blink, that day, those words and that pain always finds a way back to me like a firefly moving hurriedly through the night, I find myself back in this familiar darkness I find myself alone and afraid, searching for the light, yet again I find myself hopeful that you will be the one to come and provide that light I find myself waiting patiently for your return I find myself hoping endlessly that this is your idea of a cruel joke The memories, they haunt me Small moments of what used to be happiness turn into reminders that we are no more The silence, it eats away at me Being left alone with my thoughts turns into an earful of tears The music, it speaks for me Every song on the radio turns into the soundtrack of my life The heartbreak, it controls me Those butterflies that once occupied the pit of my stomach turned into bees that sting with every aching heartbeat Who says time heals all? From everything to nothing in the blink of an eye I don't doubt that it will take an eternity of blinks to fill this void This emptiness, this loneliness, this sadness... Falling out of love is far too difficult.. Won't you catch me? Your hands are the only ones that possess the power to unbreak my heart From now until you're mine again, no one else will have the opportunity to get close enough to even try What am I supposed to do with this heart of mine? It belongs to you...it always has, it always will This power you have over me...I call it love I loved you then, I love you now and I will love you forever One of these days, I'll blink and you'll be back I'll be awaiting that day just as the moon waits for nightfall Is that foolish? I don't care In love and war, everything isn't fair We have to grow alone in order to grow together Nothing but sunlight can follow this stormy weather So until next time my dear lover, I will never love another... Ex's & O's </3
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Jul 7, 2014
Jul 7, 2014 at 10:55 PM UTC
blink.
the blink that releases the tear that all lovers fight, the day that all lovers dread, the words that all lovers despise, the pain no lover ever wants to feel... as a lover of all things, it amazes me how that blink, that day, those words and that pain always finds a way back to me like a firefly moving hurriedly through the night, I find myself back in this familiar darkness I find myself alone and afraid, searching for the light, yet again I find myself hopeful that you will be the one to come and provide that light I find myself waiting patiently for your return I find myself hoping endlessly that this is your idea of a cruel joke The memories, they haunt me Small moments of what used to be happiness turn into reminders that we are no more The silence, it eats away at me Being left alone with my thoughts turns into an earful of tears The music, it speaks for me Every song on the radio turns into the soundtrack of my life The heartbreak, it controls me Those butterflies that once occupied the pit of my stomach turned into bees that sting with every aching heartbeat Who says time heals all? From everything to nothing in the blink of an eye I don't doubt that it will take an eternity of blinks to fill this void This emptiness, this loneliness, this sadness... Falling out of love is far too difficult.. Won't you catch me? Your hands are the only ones that possess the power to unbreak my heart From now until you're mine again, no one else will have the opportunity to get close enough to even try What am I supposed to do with this heart of mine? It belongs to you...it always has, it always will This power you have over me...I call it love I loved you then, I love you now and I will love you forever One of these days, I'll blink and you'll be back I'll be awaiting that day just as the moon waits for nightfall Is that foolish? I don't care In love and war, everything isn't fair We have to grow alone in order to grow together Nothing but sunlight can follow this stormy weather So until next time my dear lover, I will never love another... Ex's & O's </3
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Everything is unraveling, To reveal a side of us that we don’t always believe. I love you, he loves me. Why can’t everything come that easily? We were sure to be so very careful with our hearts. They got an earful of word spoken, but the exception always comes. Actions can speak too, that is where I lost you, in loves devotion. I still felt no emotion behind the sentence on the screen. Fairytale meetings only in my dreams. Like a ball of yarn falling to the ground, I would never hurt you now as we unravel to our core. And find there's really nothing more, Than air.
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Dec 15, 2011
Dec 15, 2011 at 12:37 AM UTC
The destruction of distance.
Spiritual hope is in my pleading soul Until the wondrous Rapture comes! Christ be in my futile heart Kindly looking down on me! O Lord how I earnestly beg of you, Fearful and worthless creature that I am, Forgive me as I grovel before Thy Cross! Cleanse me please of sin dearest Lord, Help me to know my own faults, Raise me from the dust and dirt Into which I am condemned to lie! Slake my thirst for Holy Truth, The Truth which only Thou can bring! Only Thou, O great Lord, our Hope, No one else can save the world, Thou great Savio[u]r up above Hearken unto our weedy and feeble cries! Everlasting life is what you bring, Crucified for us on Calvary Royal and Holy Hill of Death, Our only hope of Salvation! Save us O mighty sweetest Lord, Save us this coming Eastertide! All must fall down on their knees, Not forgetting to confess our sins Devoutly worshipping the Lord's Saving grace in this wicked world Wherein we must toil and strive, And at the last we must come face to face Loving you, O great Lord! Let Thy holy words filter down On us like humble Easter Eggs, World without end in thy embrace! How can we dare to approach Thee In the knowledege we are hopeless sinners, Sinful filth from the days of Adam and Eve? Sweet blessings we beg of Thee, Prayers we send up to Heaven like emails! Unless we confess and beg forgiveness No one may be saved for the Kingdom eternal in the sky! Yea, please do not crush us to atoms Underfoot as we grovel in the dust Mutely offering up our anthems to Thee!
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Feb 27, 2015
Feb 27, 2015 at 9:26 AM UTC
The True Message of Easter!
Spiritual hope is in my pleading soul Until the wondrous Rapture comes! Christ be in my futile heart Kindly looking down on me! O Lord how I earnestly beg of you, Fearful and worthless creature that I am, Forgive me as I grovel before Thy Cross! Cleanse me please of sin dearest Lord, Help me to know my own faults, Raise me from the dust and dirt Into which I am condemned to lie! Slake my thirst for Holy Truth, The Truth which only Thou can bring! Only Thou, O great Lord, our Hope, No one else can save the world, Thou great Savio[u]r up above Hearken unto our weedy and feeble cries! Everlasting life is what you bring, Crucified for us on Calvary Royal and Holy Hill of Death, Our only hope of Salvation! Save us O mighty sweetest Lord, Save us this coming Eastertide! All must fall down on their knees, Not forgetting to confess our sins Devoutly worshipping the Lord's Saving grace in this wicked world Wherein we must toil and strive, And at the last we must come face to face Loving you, O great Lord! Let Thy holy words filter down On us like humble Easter Eggs, World without end in thy embrace! How can we dare to approach Thee In the knowledege we are hopeless sinners, Sinful filth from the days of Adam and Eve? Sweet blessings we beg of Thee, Prayers we send up to Heaven like emails! Unless we confess and beg forgiveness No one may be saved for the Kingdom eternal in the sky! Yea, please do not crush us to atoms Underfoot as we grovel in the dust Mutely offering up our anthems to Thee!
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It's shallow How you try to be so deep And it's level How you try to be so steep It's sad How you try to be so cheerful It's quiet When you try to give an earful You're trying And it breaks my heart to watch it Because you're failing All you seem to do is botch it
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Jul 16, 2013
Jul 16, 2013 at 5:21 PM UTC
But I Do That Too
life the grandest stage. life, gelid waters – I, the pompous admiral. life, thorns withholding enigmas, clenching the true blood of flowers. life, the flimsiest avant-garde. our measures conceal all our knowledge, our fondness of exactitudes bludgeons us to back to our smallness. the heart, like a riot, will always scream blood. the soul, like a jailbird, will always carve a song. the mind, like a grave, will turn soundless filled with bones. some will beat back to the same old music, assaulting the others with a concealed knife gutting all of us as we lay still – the rest shaking around us. when I was young, I was unsure of myself and now that I have aged, it is all but the same: I am a horde of drunkards. I am the incessant pendulum. I am the night-watch and sometimes I am being watched by the night itself. I am the loutish vandal on the wall. I am hot, steaming music I am an earful of *** I am a handful of hollow I am the dandelion whittling away in the garden of full women seething with woes I am the catapult of air from the sling of trees I am a somber god I am an ungodly god I walk over toppled waters past genuflected hills like maddened horses screaming victory I am a limbless beast crawling back home I am young I am old my blood ravages the sinews of my body – I am a binaural cinematheque of slow minutes I am a mausoleum of chiaroscuros I am all pleasure pleasure pleasure I am just as ****** as everyone I am sour mash stirred in a wide-mouthed glass clinking together with this heavy slither of attendance around me somewhere in Pasay I am love I love I am hate and I hate I am forever the lion that roars at what life has done to us and they will cage me soon when the roses shy away from the deliberate daylight and when all of this is through I have only just begun.
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Jan 8, 2016
Jan 8, 2016 at 9:39 AM UTC
Avant-garde
life the grandest stage. life, gelid waters – I, the pompous admiral. life, thorns withholding enigmas, clenching the true blood of flowers. life, the flimsiest avant-garde. our measures conceal all our knowledge, our fondness of exactitudes bludgeons us to back to our smallness. the heart, like a riot, will always scream blood. the soul, like a jailbird, will always carve a song. the mind, like a grave, will turn soundless filled with bones. some will beat back to the same old music, assaulting the others with a concealed knife gutting all of us as we lay still – the rest shaking around us. when I was young, I was unsure of myself and now that I have aged, it is all but the same: I am a horde of drunkards. I am the incessant pendulum. I am the night-watch and sometimes I am being watched by the night itself. I am the loutish vandal on the wall. I am hot, steaming music I am an earful of *** I am a handful of hollow I am the dandelion whittling away in the garden of full women seething with woes I am the catapult of air from the sling of trees I am a somber god I am an ungodly god I walk over toppled waters past genuflected hills like maddened horses screaming victory I am a limbless beast crawling back home I am young I am old my blood ravages the sinews of my body – I am a binaural cinematheque of slow minutes I am a mausoleum of chiaroscuros I am all pleasure pleasure pleasure I am just as ****** as everyone I am sour mash stirred in a wide-mouthed glass clinking together with this heavy slither of attendance around me somewhere in Pasay I am love I love I am hate and I hate I am forever the lion that roars at what life has done to us and they will cage me soon when the roses shy away from the deliberate daylight and when all of this is through I have only just begun.
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King Ahasuerus desires a mate 'One chooses Esther one thinks she's first rate.' Later he's soppy and showers her with kisses Then honours his promise and makes her his missis. Haman gets an earful ; the King's in a strop. 'You're history you hear us. You're for the big chop.' 'Oi, Haman, I'll miss you Just Like a used tissue!' Mordecai's very cheerful Though once he was fearful 'Oy vey, I'm relieved The Jews are reprieved' Jeer and boo with a passion Nibble hamantashen (Poppyseeds are the filler) That's the gansa megillah Miriam Troth 2016
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Mar 12, 2017
Mar 12, 2017 at 7:06 AM UTC
That's Your Lot
I splash my blood across my father's new ******* a woman now his liver is thin and his new lover (he is whispering as he rapes me) is an image of my brother remove his cartridges alone and place the bullets in my heart my mother cries and my father mumbles to himself i rise from the grave remove my father's gums i place my teeth in his mouth and i collect sinew from my unborn brother i order my father into the ground i dash his newborn's face into a **** stained alley i ask for my father's full name, date of birth and his mother's most exciting fetish with another larvae from my father's womb another show of strength here now i have absolute strength .. a man came to me as a child and that same man told me enter me and you will love nothing but me .. my mother and my father become a new awe. into the soil a beautiful odor blossoms where there was a palm of lilac, a scene of gore. and where was an earful of ichor or crested display of lilac? my mother and i cry on her grandfather's grave it is my first day free from prison a great very loud exclamation i remove what i feel to be an artery from leg high up above the knee above the thigh near my groin i bleed and my mother does not see my pain a change of tone a change of pace the undertaker is ***** the commitment is difficult alas pride beckons truth denies me my own blood speaks and disgusts me closing of my legs in 2029 with my father's ******* between my teeth with my father's teeth swirling around my tongue with my brother's cord now inside me with my mother's tears on her grandfather's grave with my unborn brother. III. with my son with the one i love IV. i enjoy the moment i do not splash my blood across my father's ******* i do not ingest my unborn brother a change of tone a change of pace i am not released from prison. i have not been released from prison a second part beckons. i continue consuming serpent's droppings. my spider's egg-sac continues singing. a terrible wave of violence. my father's teeth swirl over, altogether across my tongue. into my pallette. my new-york strength fighting. a terrible wave of violence. my father's new ******* between my teeth and my splashes of blood on his hand-me-down mantle.
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Jun 6, 2018
Jun 6, 2018 at 4:12 AM UTC
i splash my blood across my father's *******
I splash my blood across my father's new ******* a woman now his liver is thin and his new lover (he is whispering as he rapes me) is an image of my brother remove his cartridges alone and place the bullets in my heart my mother cries and my father mumbles to himself i rise from the grave remove my father's gums i place my teeth in his mouth and i collect sinew from my unborn brother i order my father into the ground i dash his newborn's face into a **** stained alley i ask for my father's full name, date of birth and his mother's most exciting fetish with another larvae from my father's womb another show of strength here now i have absolute strength .. a man came to me as a child and that same man told me enter me and you will love nothing but me .. my mother and my father become a new awe. into the soil a beautiful odor blossoms where there was a palm of lilac, a scene of gore. and where was an earful of ichor or crested display of lilac? my mother and i cry on her grandfather's grave it is my first day free from prison a great very loud exclamation i remove what i feel to be an artery from leg high up above the knee above the thigh near my groin i bleed and my mother does not see my pain a change of tone a change of pace the undertaker is ***** the commitment is difficult alas pride beckons truth denies me my own blood speaks and disgusts me closing of my legs in 2029 with my father's ******* between my teeth with my father's teeth swirling around my tongue with my brother's cord now inside me with my mother's tears on her grandfather's grave with my unborn brother. III. with my son with the one i love IV. i enjoy the moment i do not splash my blood across my father's ******* i do not ingest my unborn brother a change of tone a change of pace i am not released from prison. i have not been released from prison a second part beckons. i continue consuming serpent's droppings. my spider's egg-sac continues singing. a terrible wave of violence. my father's teeth swirl over, altogether across my tongue. into my pallette. my new-york strength fighting. a terrible wave of violence. my father's new ******* between my teeth and my splashes of blood on his hand-me-down mantle.
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A brush melds with canvas, releasing feelings so long oppressed. a ****** mess, a haunting duress, nature's caress… A painting so vivid, lust for adventure intrepid, rushing streams, ambience in earful, why can't life be this beautiful? Musicians play, painters paint, a journey to alternate reality so faint. Escaping pollution and worldly restraint body and soul become twain, imagining what could have been. Nature's figure, flawless, uncorrupted Death, anointed and serene, portrayed in cascades, dissonant, by the marionette of dreams.
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Mar 21, 2014
Mar 21, 2014 at 12:05 AM UTC
Hinrichtung.
Feeling deathly Dearly or Darely The fresh Prince air Royalty flew________->> her ear Losing my wing Tight hug hold- bearing Seat me ((The Group))   The fruit loops caring Jefferson Airplane______* The rain in Spain Graphically Airbrushed Shes the marvel of comics flight book How you used to travel no panics or air fanatics I was his carvel___* to the top He's mainly for me Hey! don't cop out on me____# My mind isn't any number Deli take out Scared my wits out   He's a flight low feeling brain____ dead Ah! Vey is that so? Ring around to ears of corn I met Rosy Some writer's block The ear revolves around wake up clock So many planes crashed Remembering Mom Saying here's the airplane Feeding The code yellow She's the alert me- red The dead weight of air In retrospect The plane on air--- pop Shes so retro on the go non-stop This is dedicated to the one I love He's the frequent flier Come-back< Go- Foward> the landing The Godly sending toward me But the butterflies Got the pilot___ cockpit* Dunkin Donuts Spilled the beans Hitman Macadamia Hawaii I welcome you nuts Rose blossom Japan trees escalate Bali Islander Barista (Cafe) She was wearing her lucky red- Long earful (Giraffe) Speak up we need more ears were short Did you hear me?
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Jun 3, 2018
Jun 3, 2018 at 10:45 AM UTC
Airplane Ear-Dead-Air
Don't lose your head to gain a minute - You need your head, your brains are in it! Romances are wrecked before they begin, By a hair on the coat Or too few on the chin. Many a forest used to stand Where lit matches got out of hand. Henry the eighth, Prince of fiskers, "Lost" five wives but kept his whiskers! My neck was sore in front before, And also sore behind once more. The Cannibals took just one view, And said, "They look too nice to stew." Holler! Half a pound For half a dollar, isn't that a cheerful earful? Hello, Druggist! I don't mean maybe - Yes, sir! That's the baby! Listen. Knock on wood When offered something "just as good." Give the guy The toe of your boot Who tries to hand you a substitute! A big improvement since the war Is now on sale in your drug store. He saw the train And tried to duck it, Kicked first the gas & then the bucket! In seventy years of brushin' soap on, Gramps could've painted the pentagon. The whale put Jonah Down the hatch, But coughed him up because he scratched! 5-star generals & privates first class Show equal rank in the looking glass. Clancy's whiskers Tickle Nancy, Nancy lowered the boom on Clancy! Is he lonesome or just blind- This guy who drives so close behind? The safest rule, No ifs or buts, Just drive like everyone else is nuts! For early morning pep & bounce, A brand new product we announce! Train approaching, Whistle squealing, pause! Avoid that rundown feeling, cause! When the stork delivers a boy, Our whole **** factory jumps for joy. Although insured, Remember kiddo, They don't pay you - they pay your widow!
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May 5, 2025
May 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM UTC
The Verse By The Side Of The Road
Don't lose your head to gain a minute - You need your head, your brains are in it! Romances are wrecked before they begin, By a hair on the coat Or too few on the chin. Many a forest used to stand Where lit matches got out of hand. Henry the eighth, Prince of fiskers, "Lost" five wives but kept his whiskers! My neck was sore in front before, And also sore behind once more. The Cannibals took just one view, And said, "They look too nice to stew." Holler! Half a pound For half a dollar, isn't that a cheerful earful? Hello, Druggist! I don't mean maybe - Yes, sir! That's the baby! Listen. Knock on wood When offered something "just as good." Give the guy The toe of your boot Who tries to hand you a substitute! A big improvement since the war Is now on sale in your drug store. He saw the train And tried to duck it, Kicked first the gas & then the bucket! In seventy years of brushin' soap on, Gramps could've painted the pentagon. The whale put Jonah Down the hatch, But coughed him up because he scratched! 5-star generals & privates first class Show equal rank in the looking glass. Clancy's whiskers Tickle Nancy, Nancy lowered the boom on Clancy! Is he lonesome or just blind- This guy who drives so close behind? The safest rule, No ifs or buts, Just drive like everyone else is nuts! For early morning pep & bounce, A brand new product we announce! Train approaching, Whistle squealing, pause! Avoid that rundown feeling, cause! When the stork delivers a boy, Our whole **** factory jumps for joy. Although insured, Remember kiddo, They don't pay you - they pay your widow!
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PSYCHOTIC, INSANE, DERANGED, and UNSTABLE, DELUSIONS, CONFUSION, WACKO, and, A ****** A NUTJOB, and CUCKOO, WHEN YOU ARE SO FEARFUL, AFRAID OF WHAT IS NOT, GOT US HEARING AN EARFUL, you thought you saw something, cos OF YOUR OWN THOUGHTS, seeing SPOOKS, and THE UNNATURAL, a LITTLE BIT OFF, You are VERY UNHINGED, HEARING VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, up In your OWN MIND, DON'T LET THE PARONIA WIN, GET A GRIP, and TOUGH SKIN, cos WHATEVER THEY SAY: tell them "NO!!!" YOU'RE NOT REAL and GO FAR, FAR AWAY, GET OUT OF MY CONSCIENCE, YOU CAN NO LONGER STAY, YOU ARE CREEPIN US OUT, WITH SUCH A FIXED STARE as if SOMETHING is INVISIBLE STANDING RIGHT THERE, YOU'RE IN SUCH A FRANTIC, You are SERIOUSLY LOSING IT, Having us in a panic, COS, of your SCHIZOPHRENIC, but that's OK, Help is on the way, JUST BE SURE TO TELL THOSE PSYCHOPATHS TO STAY FAR AWAY!!!!! B.R. Date: 9/26/2025
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Sep 26, 2025
Sep 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM UTC
Schizophrenic
earful of mosquito buzz disturbs reverie a wave of the hand brings silence then the quick sting and slap to the neck tiny mangled body wings twitching a drop of blood trickles down palm's lifeline crease wiped on pant leg forgotten until it swells and itches as we scratch with nibbled fingernails whispering curses
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Aug 19, 2018
Aug 19, 2018 at 1:46 PM UTC
The Present Moment Is A Trivial Thing