hi dudes
i wanted to be a hooligan, or was it a young dude who wants to party
you see i would go out at night, and be a real smart, you see my mates
would say, i was like their mob, but i hated my father saying, he hated to
be like my mob, so i called him a great big old fogie ,because that is what
he seemed to be, you see i don’t think dad can understand why his own flesh
and blood could tease him like this, i never really wanted to be an adult to him
no, please don’t make me, you see at present people are saying i am still a young dude
i am still an old fogie, because they wanna get me back, i hated being treated like
a yeah mate yeah kid, ya see, i would prefer to be treated right, you see i know my dad
is saying i am a fool, but my mates liked the way i used to tease my dad, so they joined right in
but i wanted to tell them that i wanted to tease dad all by myself, and when someone called dad
a great big old fogie in the club, i looked at him and said quietly to myself, way to go buddy
you see people are trying to get me to do what i used to do, like if i go into an expensive hotel
they will say, shut up, your still a young dude, buddy, and i said, yeah the young dude that enjoys
5 star hotels, yeah, and dad would try and get rid of my man and take him for a wander, and
some people are taking my cool kid for a bit of a wander, you see, i feel like i am being kidnapped
by the men saying as they tease someone, and then they say i might tease him in a minute
but he is still a hooligan or a friend to the poor, you see i also hear my friends try and be a street kid
so i can get teased by the families, and i don’t want to get teased by the families, and every time i be a
cool young dude, i see my old mates treating me like a shy person, as i am watching the very brave
**** fanning, about to do a press conference, **** he is brave, you see my mates are trying to reach in
to me and play with my itchy skin, you see maybe i was trying to be a street kid back then, so i don’t get teased
and maybe i was trying to be a poor person so i don’t get teased, but i don’t want to go back to the psych ward
you see i wanted to be a hooligan in 1989, and my mate called me dude, and i got voices in my head saying
hang on yeah little cool dude, and my mate said, yeah enjoy yourself man, and i tried to be like his brothers
he went yeah man enjoy yourself, and i ran off, you see i hear voices of people treating me like a little young dude
because when i was young i used to stay up till 11.30 pm on weekends and i used to watch the young ones and
the fast lane, and i watched neighbours and beavis and butted and e street and i remember my mates saying
i think brian doesn’t want to do this, but i want to be a cool kid to the TV, and i would say, you talk to me, i watch the TV
and my mates turning out to be the adults who want to go out and experience life, my version of loving life is watching TV
and teasing my dad, saying he is a great big old fogie and i feel like people are treating me like a roughneck young dude
trying to take my little cool kid to the family credits away, but i don’t want to be a little cool kid to the family, i prefer to be a big young
dude who enjoys calling dad a great big old fogie because dad always said, i don’t know who he is, i said **** malone is going well
dad said, who is **** malone, i said i watched good times last night, and i saw jj and dad said, who is jj, what a ****, i thought
everyone knows about jj, he said, oh dyna—— mite, maybe i was treating dad like me, ya know treating him like a **** of a man
but that was because i thought jj was popular and so was **** malone, i got in a lot of arguments with dad about his ******* comments
ya see now i fall asleep on the couch as i go up to space to try and reform my young dude, because i still want to stay up, i hate going
to bed early, i am not doing what i did in wood berry for anyone, you see i will drink my soft drink and say a bottle of soft drink knocks you out
and i wasn’t a woosey, i was a basketball star, i was a cool kid to the basketball people, yeah i made mistakes i grabbed kids on the mouths
as occasionally i was trying to trap myself, but i was a sports kid, ya know very good at sports, and i want dad to treat me like a man, because
dad can’t protect me from up there, so i want to be treated like a man who enjoys the finer things in life, like eating pizza and drinking coke
and anything that makes me into a real party dude, i don’t want to be a shy person, mind you, i like the idea, of teasing dad from down here
looking at dads next life’s latest pictures on the computer and dad is now in jimmy barnes’s family as betty campbell, but dad is at peace in that family
but he died with everyone thinking he doesn’t want to be cool, and betty campbell is going to be cooler than her last life, baz boy allan
you see i remember when my brother treated me like a little spaz boy, like saying my brain was chopped off and i am totally spastic, yeah like a
little spaz boy, like mum called dad baz boy, my brother called me little spaz boy and i felt very weird because i wanted to be like the TV people
like ***** hogan and ricky stratton or even bart simpson, forcing my brother to be lisa simpson, you see i take my medication to make me feel
better because back then i felt like a koomarri man, and i heard voices of people saying, your still a young dude brian, and i said i am a young dude
ya know, i stay up till late listening to music talking to my brother about his favourite music and favourite TV shows, it was really cool
and when i was young i said i wasn’t a cool kid, i am a big man’s kid or a big young dude who listens to cool poison and twisted sister, **** i love that video
and i got on very well with my family, including the great big old fogie in dad
