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MetaVerse Mar 20

There once was a gal from Quebec
Whose boss was a pain in the neck:
She told him, "I quit
Cuz I'm sicka yer ****!"
And her boss, he "misplaced" her last check.

#checkmate #quebec #canada #limerick #work #job #boss #pay #wages #quitting

MetaVerse Mar 16

Gorgg

There once was a martian from Mars
Named Alfț'drônþopo'gorgg'glìån'nars:
He constructed a spaceship
And went on a spacetrip
To the farthest, most alien stars.

#martian #mars #alien #limerick #space #exploration #stars #universe #planets #alf

MetaVerse Mar 16

Octoplop

There once was a woman from Seoul
Who swallowed an octopus whole:
It swam in her belly
With fishes of jelly,
Then plopped in a porcelain bowl.

#bathroom #toilet #octopus #limerick #seoul #korea #food #culinary #animals #anatomy

MetaVerse Mar 15

Baby Boy

There once was a woman from Cork
Who visited was by a stork
Who brought her a boy,
A blue bundle of joy,
Who grew and became a huge dork.

#baby #boy #limerick #stork #growingup #dork #social #cork #ireland #irish

MetaVerse Mar 15

Luck o' the Irish

An Irishman once had the luck
To find a free chicken to cluck:
They went to the coop
Where the chicken would ploop,
But the chicken, turns out, was a duck.

#luck #irish #irishman #limerick #chicken #duck #bird #avian #erin

MetaVerse Mar 14

Bone of His Bone

There once was a man from Tyrone
Who spent all his time all alone:
It got on his nerves,
And he wanted some curves,
So he Frankensteined a female clone.

#frankenstein #limerick #male #female #companionship #adam #eve #science #clone #loneliness

MetaVerse Mar 14

The GOAT Limerick

A poet from Limerick once wrote
A limerick without a wrong note
(The first and the best
Of the lyrical jest)
Concerning a man and his goat.

#limerick #poet #poetry #goat #writing #poem #humor #jest #perfect #flawless