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MetaVerse Mar 8

Royal

There once was from Tilbury Town
A king in a Burger King crown:
Obese and neurotic,
Paranoid and despotic,
His kingdom came crumbling down.

#limerick #tilbury #town #robinson #food #culinary #burger #burgerking #royalty

MetaVerse Mar 5

Two Haiku

Two crocuses
Have the whole garden
To themselves.

The mousetrap
Is snapped shut
And empty.

#flowers #garden #crocus #haiku #solitude #lovers #spring #march #mice

MetaVerse Mar 5

Mycological

There once was a man of Pangaea
Who had an unlucky idea:
He ate a strange shroom
And then laid in his tomb,
Having died from insane diarrhea.

#mycology #mushroom #limerick #death #food #culinary #poison #illness #pangaea #geography

MetaVerse Mar 4

Pork

There once was a woman of Cork
Who visited was by a stork
Who brought her mistakenly
A baby made baconly
In a barnyard where ***** pigs pork.

#limerick #pig #farm #breeding #food #folklore #farming #animals #nonsense #stork

MetaVerse Feb 28

Coda

There once was a man from Zumbrota
Who'd **** down a 2-liter soda,
Then burp up a symphony
By Beethoven winsomely,
From the first bar to the end of the coda.

#beethoven #symphony #limerick #burp #belch #soda #gastric #drink #food

MetaVerse Feb 27

The Musical Theorist

He wouldn't compose a cantata,
A symphony, song, or sonata:
The best of his best
Is a piece that's one rest,
Played f and with a fermata.

#music #theory #symphony #song #sonata #art #composition #composer #limerick

MetaVerse Feb 27

The Unrise

There once was a man from Bombay
Who enjoyed a remarkable day:
It started at sunrise
When the sun chose to unrise,
And it ended when Earth rolled away.

#bombay #temarkable #day #limerick #miracle #transcendental #meditation #sun #sunrise #dawn