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"warranty" poems
No no no, this isn’t one of those commendable confessional rants of redounded reality. We all know where that goes and what it leads to. This rhetoric comprises solely of the faulty intuitive comprehension and the ******** behaviour people have while under the influence of the poor man’s **** That could be mistaken for a typo. Xeno-meph, would be what aliens are called if they did this too. Extended warranty of your sinus cavity is a must. And a mouth guard so you don’t churn away at the capricious calcium that are your teeth. Smoke and dance till lungs and legs collapse. Talk like you’re the spokesperson for an oil company that’s pillaging life and land. Change your personality in a minute and become the ****** you always wanted to be. That smart talking, **** wagging, ***** licking, *** ******* back stabbing, self serving, worthless piece of **** is now you, but it doesn’t feel like that to you. Rational ******** your only reprieve. Keep doing the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again hoping the outcome will change. But you’re cool. You’ve done this before, it’s solvable. A break. That’s all there’s to it. The itch in your nose has stopped. Your jaw doesn’t hurt. You don’t feel like **** but you know somehow that something is amiss. Things are not what they seem. Sense doesn’t make itself. The dark is your sanctum. Fast is your peace. That’s not a typo. The world cannot slow down for you. You have to speed up. Another gram, another line, another lie. Control is what you say it is. Handles are what your stomach has. Fast forward a few months and you don’t have a handle on anything. You don’t feel down, you feel fine. Nothing’s wrong But just another fall, and you’re straight out of line. Justify! Justify! Justify! Listen, keep listening… Talk! keep talking! Everything makes sense. Everything is a sense. The difference is that I’m faster, quicker, sharper. I’m handicapped. Leverage is my mind, broken and blind. I wish that was a typo.
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Apr 10, 2015
Apr 10, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC
From Meth-head to Madness
No no no, this isn’t one of those commendable confessional rants of redounded reality. We all know where that goes and what it leads to. This rhetoric comprises solely of the faulty intuitive comprehension and the ******** behaviour people have while under the influence of the poor man’s **** That could be mistaken for a typo. Xeno-meph, would be what aliens are called if they did this too. Extended warranty of your sinus cavity is a must. And a mouth guard so you don’t churn away at the capricious calcium that are your teeth. Smoke and dance till lungs and legs collapse. Talk like you’re the spokesperson for an oil company that’s pillaging life and land. Change your personality in a minute and become the ****** you always wanted to be. That smart talking, **** wagging, ***** licking, *** ******* back stabbing, self serving, worthless piece of **** is now you, but it doesn’t feel like that to you. Rational ******** your only reprieve. Keep doing the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again hoping the outcome will change. But you’re cool. You’ve done this before, it’s solvable. A break. That’s all there’s to it. The itch in your nose has stopped. Your jaw doesn’t hurt. You don’t feel like **** but you know somehow that something is amiss. Things are not what they seem. Sense doesn’t make itself. The dark is your sanctum. Fast is your peace. That’s not a typo. The world cannot slow down for you. You have to speed up. Another gram, another line, another lie. Control is what you say it is. Handles are what your stomach has. Fast forward a few months and you don’t have a handle on anything. You don’t feel down, you feel fine. Nothing’s wrong But just another fall, and you’re straight out of line. Justify! Justify! Justify! Listen, keep listening… Talk! keep talking! Everything makes sense. Everything is a sense. The difference is that I’m faster, quicker, sharper. I’m handicapped. Leverage is my mind, broken and blind. I wish that was a typo.
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To us, time does not belong And since reality is wrong... Live with me in legacy You're so close already Residing in memory Only a hearts twinge and without cringe My pleasuring in teaching to uke A warranty insurance for a more creative you Ill stand on the needle of your thread, fixed and stable without dread Get tied up and dragged around by your apron strings Feel the chain around your neck swing as it stings and swings Be what your tongue tastes when taking all varieties of temperature Be the brush you use to finish assignments when they get to be too much As wine deminshes and glass comes clear, take the role of servant, pour countless refill, until you're ready to be bed in achieving complete fulfill Rest assured, If you feel fear or need a mirror, allow me to transform into reflection to tell you how beautiful everything you wear and how to me you are so dear
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Jun 20, 2018
Jun 20, 2018 at 8:23 PM UTC
Legacy Insurance
Ornery odious ordinate ostensive opulence ornate optimal Motivity meatus meticulous morsel moribund mendacity monstrance Lucidity lingam loquacity longevous licentious lurid languishing Votary volition verve venery vector vauntness vast Talismanically telepathy tantamount terrestrial tellurian transition tractive Idolatry -ics incus ictus ichor icon icky Yogi yowl yore yoni yerk yenta yantra Gimpy gesticulation genre gestational glitch genuflection grandiose Dastardly douceur denouement denigrational deplorable despicable desperate Paltry potentate portentous plagiaristic pandemic plenipotentiary plenary Jouncy jocular jeopardy jettison jurisprudence jaunt juxtaposition Ramify repartee radix recital rectitude rendition repertoire Beastly bartizan bodacious belligerent brusque blatant blasphemously Enmity exigency exacerbation extemporaneous edifice eulogy exoneration Zoolatry zoomorphic zilch Zephyr zoic zygosity zealotry Sultry solace subtlety substantiation suborn subliminal sensorium Unity ultimatum usurping unfathomable uncanny unbridled unary ***** hornswoggle horizon huckster homogeny holistic heuristic Nugatory notch nostrum notorious nihilism nimiety nimbus Wrathy wreak wroth wrought wrest wrangle warranty Artistry autonomy articulation agility acuity asperity acerbity Keeky kangaroo court kowtow kobold kleptomania kinetics kinesiology Xylography xenophile xerophilous xylophagous xylem xanadu xenobiotic Critically credibility critique coercion conjugational conjunctive corporeal Queasy quasi quantum quintessence quagmire quixotic quantify Flighty flippant flamboyance faux pas fornicatious fictitious finite
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Jan 22, 2013
Jan 22, 2013 at 5:31 AM UTC
Iconoclasm
Ornery odious ordinate ostensive opulence ornate optimal Motivity meatus meticulous morsel moribund mendacity monstrance Lucidity lingam loquacity longevous licentious lurid languishing Votary volition verve venery vector vauntness vast Talismanically telepathy tantamount terrestrial tellurian transition tractive Idolatry -ics incus ictus ichor icon icky Yogi yowl yore yoni yerk yenta yantra Gimpy gesticulation genre gestational glitch genuflection grandiose Dastardly douceur denouement denigrational deplorable despicable desperate Paltry potentate portentous plagiaristic pandemic plenipotentiary plenary Jouncy jocular jeopardy jettison jurisprudence jaunt juxtaposition Ramify repartee radix recital rectitude rendition repertoire Beastly bartizan bodacious belligerent brusque blatant blasphemously Enmity exigency exacerbation extemporaneous edifice eulogy exoneration Zoolatry zoomorphic zilch Zephyr zoic zygosity zealotry Sultry solace subtlety substantiation suborn subliminal sensorium Unity ultimatum usurping unfathomable uncanny unbridled unary ***** hornswoggle horizon huckster homogeny holistic heuristic Nugatory notch nostrum notorious nihilism nimiety nimbus Wrathy wreak wroth wrought wrest wrangle warranty Artistry autonomy articulation agility acuity asperity acerbity Keeky kangaroo court kowtow kobold kleptomania kinetics kinesiology Xylography xenophile xerophilous xylophagous xylem xanadu xenobiotic Critically credibility critique coercion conjugational conjunctive corporeal Queasy quasi quantum quintessence quagmire quixotic quantify Flighty flippant flamboyance faux pas fornicatious fictitious finite
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Finite fictitious fornicatious faux pas flamboyance flippant flighty Quantify quixotic quagmire quintessence quantum quasi queasy Corporeal conjunctive conjugational coercion critique credibility critically Xenobiotic xanadu xylem xylophagous xerophilous xenophile xylography Kinesiology kinetics kleptomania kobold kowtow kangaroo court keeky             Acerbity asperity acuity agility articulation autonomy artistry Warranty wrangle wrest wrought wroth wreak wrathy Nimbus nimiety nihilism notorious nostrum notch nugatory Heuristic holistic homogeny huckster horizon hornswoggle ***** Unary unbridled uncanny unfathomable usurping ultimatum unity Sensorium subliminal suborn substantiation subtlety solace sultry Zealotry zygosity zoic Zephyr zilch  zoomorphic  zoolatry Exoneration eulogy edifice extemporaneous exaserbational exigency enmity Blasphemously blatant brusque belligerent bodacious bartizan beastly Repertoire rendition rectitude recital radix repartee ramify Juxtaposition jaunt jurisprudence jettison jeopardy jocular jouncy Plenary plenipotentiary pandemic plagiaristic portentous potentate paltry                      Desperate despicable deplorable denigrational denouement douceur dastardly Grandiose genuflection glitch gestational genre gesticulation gimpy Yantra yenta yerk yoni yore yowl yogi Icky icon ichor ictus incus -ics idolatry Tractive transition tellurian terrestrial tantamount telepathy talismanically Vast vauntness vector venery verve volition votary Languishing lurid licentious longevous loquacity lingam lucidity                                 Monstrance mendacity moribund morsel meticulous meatus motivity Optimal ornate opulence ostensive ordinate odious ornery
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Jan 23, 2013
Jan 23, 2013 at 5:48 AM UTC
Iconoclasm Epithet
Finite fictitious fornicatious faux pas flamboyance flippant flighty Quantify quixotic quagmire quintessence quantum quasi queasy Corporeal conjunctive conjugational coercion critique credibility critically Xenobiotic xanadu xylem xylophagous xerophilous xenophile xylography Kinesiology kinetics kleptomania kobold kowtow kangaroo court keeky             Acerbity asperity acuity agility articulation autonomy artistry Warranty wrangle wrest wrought wroth wreak wrathy Nimbus nimiety nihilism notorious nostrum notch nugatory Heuristic holistic homogeny huckster horizon hornswoggle ***** Unary unbridled uncanny unfathomable usurping ultimatum unity Sensorium subliminal suborn substantiation subtlety solace sultry Zealotry zygosity zoic Zephyr zilch  zoomorphic  zoolatry Exoneration eulogy edifice extemporaneous exaserbational exigency enmity Blasphemously blatant brusque belligerent bodacious bartizan beastly Repertoire rendition rectitude recital radix repartee ramify Juxtaposition jaunt jurisprudence jettison jeopardy jocular jouncy Plenary plenipotentiary pandemic plagiaristic portentous potentate paltry                      Desperate despicable deplorable denigrational denouement douceur dastardly Grandiose genuflection glitch gestational genre gesticulation gimpy Yantra yenta yerk yoni yore yowl yogi Icky icon ichor ictus incus -ics idolatry Tractive transition tellurian terrestrial tantamount telepathy talismanically Vast vauntness vector venery verve volition votary Languishing lurid licentious longevous loquacity lingam lucidity                                 Monstrance mendacity moribund morsel meticulous meatus motivity Optimal ornate opulence ostensive ordinate odious ornery
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I don't remember my Mother's womb; The biological Apartment I stayed almost Rent-free (on my part, anyway) for Three-quarters of an Eternity The doorway into reality I got to use Kicking it around my tiny little round flat, Seeing the scars on the walls from the Nine renters before me Three of whom did not make it past the 90-day Warranty. I do remember hearing about Joseph, taken back Into God's Loving Arms for reasons He only knew; Joseph was no more, so the Third Renter was my sister Cathy, Cacky-Wacky, I used to call her, rousing a bemused Smile, the ghost of Joseph a mote of brown in her left eye- But back to me... Dad saw my little worm and shouted for joy A boy! A baby boy! I've finally a Son! Mom, exhausted, yet a "ROOM FOR RENT" sign Hanging a month and many sleepless nights away Filled by Dad's amazingly virile and potent Back-stroking Swimmers- Me crying at the shouting of the big fuzzy man-shape Who cradled me in hairy simian-like arms, ham-hock Hands holding me gently like I was a Precious Gift from God When I die, I will be Wombed again, in Heaven's Birthing Room, my Spirit Exiting from its earthly skin-shell, into the Hands of God my Father. My Mother will be there, No longer worn-out from being an Eleven-Room A Sacrifice standing beside her, herself a sacrifice Testament of the perpetuation of the Human Race I think I have much to live for, here; I KNOW I have an infinite Eternity waiting for me in Heaven's Womb
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Nov 3, 2012
Nov 3, 2012 at 12:40 PM UTC
Heaven's Womb
Take a fresh Playstation Add plenty of seasoned frustration Marvel at the glory of this Machine Roll a spliff made for Charlie Sheen Game for 6 hours at room temperature Squeeze controller until you see hairline fracture Anger rising to the top That guy lied to me, the one from the shop Nothing but coffee flavour in this bag of Revels Listen to your shoulder devils Ask Playstation to work the way you want it Refusal to comply, I miss 8bit Swing controller like a ball and chain Look, as its blue eye turns to red in pain Proceed to dance on Playstation to tenderise A madman reflected on the screen in disguise Last salvation is on the warranty sheet Enjoy, Bon appetit
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Apr 26, 2017
Apr 26, 2017 at 4:11 AM UTC
Gamer Rage or How to cook a Playstation
The feeling of being replaceable is easily one of the ********* feelings in the world You feel like your presence doesn't make an impact enough on a person that you can be so easily thrown out and replaced by a better person You feel like if you leave you won't even leave a void and space where you once were Maybe just a mark, a minimal trace but before they can feel that you're gone, someone new slips in It's like trying to prove your worth and make someone realize how important you are so you keep a distance But instead of longing for you, they replace you I'm not some object you got at the store that you can replace when you're tired of me I don't have a warranty, I have feelings I don't want to be the girl who can easily slip through your fingers Scratch that, I DO want to be the girl who can easily slip through your fingers but you choose to keep your fingers tightly packed because you know if you lose me you can't find another me among the 7 billion people in the world I want you to know my worth I know I have troubles seeing that myself But I hope you see the light that shines through the cracks on my skin when I'm too sick of myself to look in the mirror I hope you see the little hidden things and quirks of mine that I'm too blind to see I hope you realize that no matter how many girls you talk to, time after time, None of them can ever Or will ever Replace me
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Apr 6, 2016
Apr 6, 2016 at 1:11 PM UTC
Replaceable
Last year's version of the mind-body problem: my mind gives orders that my body won’t obey. It’s a problem. The body’s warranty has expired and spare parts are scarce. Plastic tubes To help me drain have become part of my day. So there’s still a will. But sometimes no way. I am now my sister’s age when she died. And some nights as I lie down in darkness there’s a moment of wondering could this be the night of the Great Reckoning when everything I’ve said and done goes mute and I am gone. And crawling over me like a slow stain is dread that everything important in life has already happened. I remember some days less than my dreams. But friend, not this tone! Let us write a history of now. Body and soul, stand up and shout “Baseball road trip!” Car: check. Best friend: check. Nostalgia for a simpler time. We can fake that one. The red zigzags on our map turn into places: Six ballparks in a week. Detroit haze, gasping Chicago wind, Milwaukee self-serve micro brew Cincinnati chili and watering eyes, Cleveland’s defiant self-love, Pittsburgh’s Primanti brothers monstrosity sandwich— Burger, coleslaw, and fries on toast. The American dream tastes like fast food, But the mystery lives between the lines. Thwack of fastball into catcher’s glove, Whock! of line drive into the gap, Ball rolling free across the green While the runner speeds for home. Home. Let’s keep going, friend. There’s another bridge up ahead and a ballpark’s lights shining somewhere in the dusk of the upper Midwest and the open road unrolls toward the setting sun.
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Jan 20, 2019
Jan 20, 2019 at 7:16 PM UTC
2018: Road Trip with Last Year’s Man
Last year's version of the mind-body problem: my mind gives orders that my body won’t obey. It’s a problem. The body’s warranty has expired and spare parts are scarce. Plastic tubes To help me drain have become part of my day. So there’s still a will. But sometimes no way. I am now my sister’s age when she died. And some nights as I lie down in darkness there’s a moment of wondering could this be the night of the Great Reckoning when everything I’ve said and done goes mute and I am gone. And crawling over me like a slow stain is dread that everything important in life has already happened. I remember some days less than my dreams. But friend, not this tone! Let us write a history of now. Body and soul, stand up and shout “Baseball road trip!” Car: check. Best friend: check. Nostalgia for a simpler time. We can fake that one. The red zigzags on our map turn into places: Six ballparks in a week. Detroit haze, gasping Chicago wind, Milwaukee self-serve micro brew Cincinnati chili and watering eyes, Cleveland’s defiant self-love, Pittsburgh’s Primanti brothers monstrosity sandwich— Burger, coleslaw, and fries on toast. The American dream tastes like fast food, But the mystery lives between the lines. Thwack of fastball into catcher’s glove, Whock! of line drive into the gap, Ball rolling free across the green While the runner speeds for home. Home. Let’s keep going, friend. There’s another bridge up ahead and a ballpark’s lights shining somewhere in the dusk of the upper Midwest and the open road unrolls toward the setting sun.
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Spellbound by love guides us together. We detoxify ourselves from all impurities. We shed our skin only to expose the truth. There is no warranty for immortality.
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Jan 3, 2013
Jan 3, 2013 at 1:19 PM UTC
Deities Manipulation
1 ~ Figure out what you want, learn to ask for it. Nobody can read your mind. 2 ~ Nobody will love you the way you imagined. 3 ~ Life does not come with a reboot option. 4 ~ People are not covered under manufacturer's warranty. 5 ~ Everything comes with a shelf life, including relationships. 6 ~ Nothing is permanent. Nothing comes free. Why pay for temporary illusions. 7 ~ Even if they hate you. At least they tried. 8 ~ You only live once till you die once. 9 ~ Make happiness a compulsion. Don't let sorrow choose you. 10 ~ Sometimes lose everything. You realize your worth.
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Sep 18, 2014
Sep 18, 2014 at 10:04 AM UTC
Life Taught Me
meeting you was drowning without water, i didn’t know i was already dead my body was stronger before my tongue tasted your name and kissing you was like cliff diving to meet cement your fingerprints left bruises without a warranty, i can no longer find my skin somewhere between lost and found, your hands are ghosts around my throat i choke on my own steps you stain the bathroom tile like i’ve had too much to drink loving you was like eating a cereal box of sea glass, and still searching for the prize at the bottom my fingertips bleed broken promises sometimes i sleep on the couch to avoid the absence of your shadow in my sheets my sheets still ask about you so do my parents i rehearse words you’ll never hear my insecurities crawl out of your one-word responses and tell me i’m not worth more for your love of multiples, i could have been anyone your hands carry the baggage of “ew she’s my best friend” i’ve lost count of all the ‘shes’ you were not searching for my heartbeat when your hands groped my chest i’ve had trouble finding my pulse lately i need a receipt for our memories but they’re stuck to me like a shirt i can’t get over my shoulders i can’t get over your smile – the way the corners curled like bare willow branches dancing in the wind to our song it was running your parseltongue through my veins, and i’d run out the high for days i think i’m still running, but my feet are stuck in the same **** city we met your face is plastered post-it notes on all the places we had our firsts as if i need reminders you used to look in my eyes and mean it i visit museums to remind myself beautiful things have history too no one ever tells you that goodbye tastes like empty air, tastes like looking in the mirror and not being able to swallow yourself i bear the scars of your touch, poetry scratched into my skin like tattoos i remember the first time you hit me your palm crashed my cheek like a chance seismic stamp and i liked it you told me, “run while you can i’m dangerous,” but i stuck around to be buried in the dirt of the grave you dug me with “hello” sometimes i’m convinced we only hug so you can check my hands for a shovel
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Dec 5, 2015
Dec 5, 2015 at 1:09 PM UTC
submissions for our memoir
meeting you was drowning without water, i didn’t know i was already dead my body was stronger before my tongue tasted your name and kissing you was like cliff diving to meet cement your fingerprints left bruises without a warranty, i can no longer find my skin somewhere between lost and found, your hands are ghosts around my throat i choke on my own steps you stain the bathroom tile like i’ve had too much to drink loving you was like eating a cereal box of sea glass, and still searching for the prize at the bottom my fingertips bleed broken promises sometimes i sleep on the couch to avoid the absence of your shadow in my sheets my sheets still ask about you so do my parents i rehearse words you’ll never hear my insecurities crawl out of your one-word responses and tell me i’m not worth more for your love of multiples, i could have been anyone your hands carry the baggage of “ew she’s my best friend” i’ve lost count of all the ‘shes’ you were not searching for my heartbeat when your hands groped my chest i’ve had trouble finding my pulse lately i need a receipt for our memories but they’re stuck to me like a shirt i can’t get over my shoulders i can’t get over your smile – the way the corners curled like bare willow branches dancing in the wind to our song it was running your parseltongue through my veins, and i’d run out the high for days i think i’m still running, but my feet are stuck in the same **** city we met your face is plastered post-it notes on all the places we had our firsts as if i need reminders you used to look in my eyes and mean it i visit museums to remind myself beautiful things have history too no one ever tells you that goodbye tastes like empty air, tastes like looking in the mirror and not being able to swallow yourself i bear the scars of your touch, poetry scratched into my skin like tattoos i remember the first time you hit me your palm crashed my cheek like a chance seismic stamp and i liked it you told me, “run while you can i’m dangerous,” but i stuck around to be buried in the dirt of the grave you dug me with “hello” sometimes i’m convinced we only hug so you can check my hands for a shovel
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If you are having trouble with your overall new iphone 4, there are many associated with in your own home i phone fix procedures you can consider. Even so, take into account that you can also find many i phone repair solutions you may want to should fully stay clear of, as these ways might cause additionally hurt along with emptiness the particular extended warranty. Thus, before you decide to chance a do-it-yourself iPhone fix, find the adhering to: apple iphone Mend Accomplish ?Complete: Turn these devices down, after which back with. Restarting the actual apple iphone generally adjusts almost any downside to software program plus purposes. This is a quick solution, however normally probably the most worthwhile. This is the identical to along with computers, while reigniting your personal computer usually corrects numerous operation difficulties. ?Complete: Upgrade a apple iphone. If your hardware just isn't working correctly, it is usually due to the lack of a system upgrade. Link the particular iPhone on your docking personal computer, and after that insert apple itunes. If the bring up to date is accessible, select to download and install your upgrade in the mobile phone. When the revise possesses uploaded towards the cellphone, all problems needs to be remedied. ?Accomplish: Recharge the battery. Should the power is starting to wear lower, features for quite a few hardware and software could fall short, contributing to inadequate overall performance through the device. Asking battery modifies these complaints. iphone 4 Restore Sports Dress in jailbreak the cell phone. It sometimes does add additional overall performance and also modification features, issues voids the guarantee, if you decide to ought to switch the cellular phone, you will be required to get a brand new one, entirely. Stay clear of examining the extender in any respect. After you break the close on the apple iphone, Apple inc and also the providers won't make gadget back again. It is advisable to you need to take the phone to your company or perhaps certified iPhone repair service service provider and have absolutely all of them think about the gadget very first, in advance of continuing. Not surprisingly, that which you do to fix your current iPhone depends upon their guarantee and your expertise as a repairman. If you can't believe that it will be easy to complete the particular maintenance yourself, you ought to use a professional iphone 3gs repair shop service provider. http://www.passwordmanagers.net/ Password Manager Windows
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Dec 8, 2016
Dec 8, 2016 at 1:26 AM UTC
If you are having trouble with your overall new iphone 4
If you are having trouble with your overall new iphone 4, there are many associated with in your own home i phone fix procedures you can consider. Even so, take into account that you can also find many i phone repair solutions you may want to should fully stay clear of, as these ways might cause additionally hurt along with emptiness the particular extended warranty. Thus, before you decide to chance a do-it-yourself iPhone fix, find the adhering to: apple iphone Mend Accomplish ?Complete: Turn these devices down, after which back with. Restarting the actual apple iphone generally adjusts almost any downside to software program plus purposes. This is a quick solution, however normally probably the most worthwhile. This is the identical to along with computers, while reigniting your personal computer usually corrects numerous operation difficulties. ?Complete: Upgrade a apple iphone. If your hardware just isn't working correctly, it is usually due to the lack of a system upgrade. Link the particular iPhone on your docking personal computer, and after that insert apple itunes. If the bring up to date is accessible, select to download and install your upgrade in the mobile phone. When the revise possesses uploaded towards the cellphone, all problems needs to be remedied. ?Accomplish: Recharge the battery. Should the power is starting to wear lower, features for quite a few hardware and software could fall short, contributing to inadequate overall performance through the device. Asking battery modifies these complaints. iphone 4 Restore Sports Dress in jailbreak the cell phone. It sometimes does add additional overall performance and also modification features, issues voids the guarantee, if you decide to ought to switch the cellular phone, you will be required to get a brand new one, entirely. Stay clear of examining the extender in any respect. After you break the close on the apple iphone, Apple inc and also the providers won't make gadget back again. It is advisable to you need to take the phone to your company or perhaps certified iPhone repair service service provider and have absolutely all of them think about the gadget very first, in advance of continuing. Not surprisingly, that which you do to fix your current iPhone depends upon their guarantee and your expertise as a repairman. If you can't believe that it will be easy to complete the particular maintenance yourself, you ought to use a professional iphone 3gs repair shop service provider. http://www.passwordmanagers.net/ Password Manager Windows
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I walk with a limp now, Two of them in fact, When I used to glide, The strut of youth, Was on my side. Pain's now the game, Moving more slowly My worn knees are done. The warranty you see, has fully, finely expired. Today they took MRI pictures Of my knees, sized 'em up For manufacturing, A perfect, artificial fit. Metal and plastic components to replace my played out natural bone. They assure me it will not hurt, (Allegedly)   Surgery they declare will, eliminate the pain and put a spring back in my step. I'll settle for the absence of   Pain with every step I take. But, I'm pretty **** sure, I'll never ever run again. Even for we humans, Built in obsolescence, Is an unavoidable truth. Man, getting old is really the *****
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Nov 4, 2014
Nov 4, 2014 at 1:32 PM UTC
A Surgeons Promise
Berthed and tailed in Almighty, Tea showed its mite as an entity In daily life with its novelty In reality tea is in plenty Producers and users make it tasty To sip in habitual punctuality Its beauty lies in its utility Take it hot, not to be hasty For a break in work, it has its sanctity In extreme hot or cold, it is naughty Its quantity goes well with quality It has limited warranty and guaranty No pantry without tea Kudos to tea’s entreaty For its welcome treat in any treaty Oh! Behold its entry and pageantry
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Mar 1, 2015
Mar 1, 2015 at 9:56 PM UTC
Tea an entity
the eTablets from Mt Sinai those from on High they weren’t working so Current Moses held them high and he said: *“Anybody knows how to work these things? I was never good at Technology, much less these new eTablets! Nobody makes them work - I'll smash them to smithereens!”* The Technician whom they called to service was a ****** migrant, a heathen a pacifist and a non-believer at that   And he examined the tablets and he declared his prognosis: *“I can see it’s lost its power. I see too it’s made in China – I’m afraid it doesn’t come with a warranty either. Next time, for software and hardware try Mongolia, or get your stuff all from India”*
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Jul 15, 2013
Jul 15, 2013 at 8:27 AM UTC
the eTablets from Mt Sinai
Accidence ambience acoustics find Tractive tactile taciturn went Cantankerous cantilever capacity bind Wanton wayward warranty pent In extremis extremity exigence grind Apriori aorist actuator glint Futurity fatidic's fornication wind Lecherous libido larcenies bent Lurid livid laconic mind Exergonic ephemeral extant spent
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Jan 19, 2016
Jan 19, 2016 at 9:30 PM UTC
Sabbat Conclave Liaison
Kaleidoscopic organisms harvesting the synapses. Pixelating the images shattering facsimiles. The disc has been wiped black out start over. There was no warranty.
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Feb 26, 2012
Feb 26, 2012 at 6:46 PM UTC
Factory defect
I present for you A user’s manual For your new set of headphones First: connect to your device You may need a cord Or use Bluetooth But you need to connect to an outside source The headphones do not come with a playlist Second: put the headphones on Make sure you maintain maximum ear coverage Headphones are not as effective if you can hear the outside world The thud of footsteps The jumble of conversations The pitter patter of rain And the sound of laughter Are not as harmonious as your music Finally: begin the first song Listen to it blissfully Because only you can enjoy it No one else is allowed in on your personal concert There is no need to take off your headphones There is no need to turn the volume down There is no need to disconnect from your mobile device Because here No one can hurt you You can’t hurt anyone And you can pass by the world like a ship in the night The headphones have a lifetime warranty However, we cannot refund you On the time, friends or opportunities you might have lost While using our product Sincerely, your inner coward
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May 16, 2017
May 16, 2017 at 8:06 PM UTC
Headphones User Manual
Ornery odious ordinate ostensive opulence ornate optimal Motivity meatus meticulous morsel moribund mendacity monstrance Lucidity lingam loquacity longevous licentious lurid languishing Votary volition verve venery vector vauntness vast Talismanically telepathy tantamount terrestrial tellurian transition tractive Idolatry -ics incus ictus ichor icon icky Yogi yowl yore yoni yerk yenta yantra Gimpy gesticulation genre gestational glitch genuflection grandiose Dastardly douceur denouement denigrational deplorable despicable desperate Paltry potentate portentous plagiaristic pandemic plenipotentiary plenary Jouncy jocular jeopardy jettison jurisprudence jaunt juxtaposition Ramify repartee radix recital rectitude rendition repertoire Beastly bartizan bodacious belligerent brusque blatant blasphemously Enmity exigency exacerbation extemporaneous edifice eulogy exoneration Zoolatry zoomorphic zilch Zephyr zoic zygosity zealotry Sultry solace subtlety substantiation suborn subliminal sensorium Unity ultimatum usurping unfathomable uncanny unbridled unary ***** hornswoggle horizon huckster homogeny holistic heuristic Nugatory notch nostrum notorious nihilism nimiety nimbus Wrathy wreak wroth wrought wrest wrangle warranty Artistry autonomy articulation agility acuity asperity acerbity Keeky kangaroo court kowtow kobold kleptomania kinetics kinesiology Xylography xenophile xerophilous xylophagous xylem xanadu xenobiotic Critically credibility critique coercion conjugational conjunctive corporeal Queasy quasi quantum quintessence quagmire quixotic quantify Flighty flippant flamboyance faux pas fornicatious fictitious finite
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Jan 6, 2017
Jan 6, 2017 at 11:39 PM UTC
Iconoclasm
Ornery odious ordinate ostensive opulence ornate optimal Motivity meatus meticulous morsel moribund mendacity monstrance Lucidity lingam loquacity longevous licentious lurid languishing Votary volition verve venery vector vauntness vast Talismanically telepathy tantamount terrestrial tellurian transition tractive Idolatry -ics incus ictus ichor icon icky Yogi yowl yore yoni yerk yenta yantra Gimpy gesticulation genre gestational glitch genuflection grandiose Dastardly douceur denouement denigrational deplorable despicable desperate Paltry potentate portentous plagiaristic pandemic plenipotentiary plenary Jouncy jocular jeopardy jettison jurisprudence jaunt juxtaposition Ramify repartee radix recital rectitude rendition repertoire Beastly bartizan bodacious belligerent brusque blatant blasphemously Enmity exigency exacerbation extemporaneous edifice eulogy exoneration Zoolatry zoomorphic zilch Zephyr zoic zygosity zealotry Sultry solace subtlety substantiation suborn subliminal sensorium Unity ultimatum usurping unfathomable uncanny unbridled unary ***** hornswoggle horizon huckster homogeny holistic heuristic Nugatory notch nostrum notorious nihilism nimiety nimbus Wrathy wreak wroth wrought wrest wrangle warranty Artistry autonomy articulation agility acuity asperity acerbity Keeky kangaroo court kowtow kobold kleptomania kinetics kinesiology Xylography xenophile xerophilous xylophagous xylem xanadu xenobiotic Critically credibility critique coercion conjugational conjunctive corporeal Queasy quasi quantum quintessence quagmire quixotic quantify Flighty flippant flamboyance faux pas fornicatious fictitious finite
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Optimal monstrance languishing vast tractive icky yantra grandiose plenary juxtaposition repertoire blasphemously exoneration zealotry sensorium unary heuristic nimbus warranty acerbity kinesiology xenobiotic corporeal quantify finite Ornate mendacity lurid vauntness transition icon yenta genuflection despicable plenipotentiary jaunt rendition blatant eulogy zygosity subliminal unbridled holistic nimiety wrangle asperity kinetics xanadu conjunctive quixotic fictitious Opulence moribund licentious vector tellurian ichor yerk glitch deplorable pandemic jurisprudence rectitude brusque edifice zoic suborn uncanny homogeny nihilism wrest acuity kleptomania xylem conjugational quagmire fornications Ostensive morsel longevous venery terrestrial ictus yoni gestational denigrational plagiaristic jettison recital belligerent extemporaneous Zephyr substantiation unfathomable huckster notorious wrought agility Kobold xylophagous coercion quintessence faux pas Ordinate meticulous loquacity verve tantamount incus yore genre denouement portentous jeopardy radix bodacious exacerbational zilch subtlety usurping horizon nostrum wroth articulation kowtow xerophilous critique quantum flamboyance Odious meatus lingam volition telepathy –ics yowl gesticulation douceur potentate jocular repartee bartizan exigency zoomorphic solace ultimatum hornswoggle notch wreak autonomy kangaroo court xenophile credibility quasi flippant Ornery motivity lucidity votary talismanically idolatry yogi gimpy  dastardly paltry jouncy ramify beastly enmity zoolatry sultry unity ***** nugatory wrathy artistry keeky xylography critically queasy flighty
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Jan 6, 2017
Jan 6, 2017 at 9:16 PM UTC
Iconoclasm (misnomer syntactics)
Optimal monstrance languishing vast tractive icky yantra grandiose plenary juxtaposition repertoire blasphemously exoneration zealotry sensorium unary heuristic nimbus warranty acerbity kinesiology xenobiotic corporeal quantify finite Ornate mendacity lurid vauntness transition icon yenta genuflection despicable plenipotentiary jaunt rendition blatant eulogy zygosity subliminal unbridled holistic nimiety wrangle asperity kinetics xanadu conjunctive quixotic fictitious Opulence moribund licentious vector tellurian ichor yerk glitch deplorable pandemic jurisprudence rectitude brusque edifice zoic suborn uncanny homogeny nihilism wrest acuity kleptomania xylem conjugational quagmire fornications Ostensive morsel longevous venery terrestrial ictus yoni gestational denigrational plagiaristic jettison recital belligerent extemporaneous Zephyr substantiation unfathomable huckster notorious wrought agility Kobold xylophagous coercion quintessence faux pas Ordinate meticulous loquacity verve tantamount incus yore genre denouement portentous jeopardy radix bodacious exacerbational zilch subtlety usurping horizon nostrum wroth articulation kowtow xerophilous critique quantum flamboyance Odious meatus lingam volition telepathy –ics yowl gesticulation douceur potentate jocular repartee bartizan exigency zoomorphic solace ultimatum hornswoggle notch wreak autonomy kangaroo court xenophile credibility quasi flippant Ornery motivity lucidity votary talismanically idolatry yogi gimpy  dastardly paltry jouncy ramify beastly enmity zoolatry sultry unity ***** nugatory wrathy artistry keeky xylography critically queasy flighty
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Upon awakening I almost never, jump right out of bed, as I once did. Slowly I rise to sit awhile on the edge of my days desired intentions. Stiffly I stand and tentatively step away towards the bathroom to relieve my most pressing bladder urges. Those parts of me that do still work, do now mostly hurt and that's for certain. Like any other machine, my body's warranty has long ago mostly expired. When we old friends now gather, rather than palavering about our kids, our golf game, or our **** off Boss at work, the collective commiserating talk always turns to our individual deteriorating health matters. How things once were and no longer are. Our new hurts and concerns laid out in vivid detail, what the latest tests revealed and what the Doctor said or concluded.   These shared aging complaints you see, seem almost limitless and all consuming. We become a little like a hapless clergyman, preaching wishful consoling rhetoric to his choir. Not one of us knows, or has the answers to any of life's BIG questions and actually never did. Misery you see, does indeed love company, talking and sharing seems to help I guess, being the only real tonic offered or taken, no prescription required or need be written.
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Jul 10, 2017
Jul 10, 2017 at 12:36 PM UTC
Complaints
Dark - Dark - Dark - Lost within the dark; Riding on a steed of the darkest velvet - Of the darkest emotion. Deep - Deep - Deep - Swirling into the deep oblivion; Twisting deeper down under - Deep down to the lowest level of cyanide. Fly - Fly - Fly - Fly away to a season of bliss; Flutter into the wind of uncertainty - Tear the pages of fate and destiny then flush, flutter, fly. Away - Away - Away - Far away to a majestic paradise of warranty; Away to a night of desolation - Never to wander any farther than away. Writing - Writing - Writing - Scribbling a melody of peace and warfare; Sending a written requiem - Hoping the perished write back. Trust - Trust - Trust - Sleep inside a swollen state of trustworthiness; Don’t trust a nymph who lies beneath their lips - Don’t trust your self-conciseness. Fly Away from the Deep, Dark, Trust of Writing. Dark - Deep - Fly - Away - Write - Trust: Live.
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Mar 11, 2015
Mar 11, 2015 at 5:33 PM UTC
Fly Away from the Deep, Dark, Trust of Writing
Pleasure plays its game when obeyed the voice of desire, There sneaks into the chamber of peace a ghost of darkness Invisible to the eyes of flesh and bones with the wand of evil. Looking at the world busy with mundane philosophies Each moment of time exploited to reap corns out of weeds, There sleep souls stained with lawlessness and unrighteousness. Each rule of the game dictates the conscience to slip and fall, And the conscience, buried underneath the coffin of deception Once kept for sale on the Tree of Knowledge ‘midst the garden. The souls never wake up, and the conscience looks bargaining with the ghost. The bargain looks heavier than the product laid for sale. Countless souls fall in line to buy the coffin of deception, And there breaks out rupture and chaos in dramatic monologues. The ghost never speaks of the warranty of the product, But fills its ghastly den of glittering darkness with the fallen souls. Time and again there strikes the conscience with the voice of Heaven, But sin and pleasure hath shrouded the sleeping souls with their wand of deception. The Word of God keeps knocking the door of the souls, But the souls run down with the charm of wealth and wine. The ghost of darkness hath sit on the flesh of the souls. And there appears the Cross drenched in blood and shame For HE hath laid the curse on HIMSELF for the fallen souls to breathe again, And HE longs for their repentance and forgiveness to take them back with HIM.
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Dec 20, 2011
Dec 20, 2011 at 11:07 AM UTC
Sin, Shame and Curse