"motherfuckin" poems
1.
Nymphomaniac-addicts,
Overweight bisexual vegetarians
Climbing trees to stay fit
and eating 80’s fried chicken *******
2.
just imagine
Aquarians full of class valedictorians
Swimming on display for graduation ceremony…
reverse-symbolism of how Moolch drowned His *****
3.
Better yet, just imagine
Holy wars,
Beautiful words written to describe the burning pains
Of holocaust...the Kristallnacht nights
Under the mistletoe,
Watching Hall of fame ball hawks on pivot toes
Driving through hoes
After the whistle blows
4
College Literacy classes teaching basic:
Ideas that good questions leads to good answers,
Reading reminders
Free association conceptual constructions
5.
But ************ professor:
free association **** shticks
misfires, false alarms
are all art, too,
Like sticking a dagger into an apple,
Not the edible, but the technology.
6.
Go head, deconstruct the philosophy
Of oral cute-tification,
according to the Tautology of Leviticus,
With the same three half truths, pogroms
against biological deviant... FLAGS!
7.
Cryptic gospels of a ************
Where three F.F.F’s
Stands for six six six
Like how 1mg of juxtaposition
And a dose of metamorphosis
is the repertoire of a king of curmudgeon
‘cause even the Holy Ghost
drinks from the cup of Christ’s blood.
8.
Reading,
Self-flagellation gospel-manual of Pope John Paul II,
At shrink sessions under the daze of heron Piper methysticum blunts
With sweet phat butts like lit lickerish that droop eyes
Like the psalm of Valeriana officinalis root extract.
Feb 12, 2012
Feb 12, 2012 at 12:46 PM UTC
You like to party, I am a partier
You like to wander, I am a wanderer
Your thighs are the closet to Narnia
Is it cool if I go and get lost in that?
I'm the lion, the witch in the wardrobe
Massage my lap, I have a sore bone
Of course cold on the dance floor
Like an Eskimo's toes in the North Pole
With both toes poking out of two holes
In the Eskimo socks, I'm hot
Like a cauldron from a warlock
Wearing sweatpants in a sauna
Who's your father? I'm not
I'm motherfuckin' Raven Bowie and here's my ****
Rooster, Cock-a-doodle-doo sir
Take a hit of the hooka, now make it drop
Girl's ***** was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross
Holy mother mountain of tender tendon to get lost in
Bounce, bounce, that castle ***** that bottom
Make it wobble, wobbly-waddle 'til my third leg has to hobble
You don't want to look back on this night
And think I should have been freaking on a *****
Freak-freaking on a *****
Jan 5, 2015
Jan 5, 2015 at 7:13 AM UTC
I'm caught in between,
knowing what i do and don't need.
But this feeling seems to exceed,
whether or not i breath.
So i'll hold my ******* breath,
hoping this isn't another one of your tests.
Because i know i'll ******* Ace it,
and put an A on your chest.
I'm not the same person as i used to be,
I've been through some **** that only i can see.
I'll shovel it up for the simplicity.
It's like electricity,
Girl i know you're gonna miss me,
so stop dissing me.
Nobody has shoveled up your **** but me.
So trust me, before you motherfuckin' press me.
Don't test me.
You don't wanna be me,
or see what i've seen.
Nov 13, 2013
Nov 13, 2013 at 2:35 PM UTC
"To the Afterlife; whether or not it exists!"
"I disbelieve in the concept of an 'Afterlife.'"
"Well, what if there's excellent ***** in the Afterlife?"
"In that case: motherfuckin' Sold!"
Sep 14, 2013
Sep 14, 2013 at 3:51 PM UTC
Life on the city streets wasn't easy
I lived off top ramen along with the spray cheesey
Panhandlin' all day long just to get on by
It was enough to make a grown pigeon cry
That's right I'm a pigeon, I'm a bird of flight
But I'm a **** *** bird, win evry fight
Don't you talk back or I'll skin you, fly you like a kite
hide up yo kids cause I be coming for em tonight
Bye the way I'm batman.
A dark ************ knight!
So stay inside cause I be breakin in
An innocent pigeon, you'll never see me comin
Stealing all yo stuff an scoopin up yo kids
I'll auction em off, take the highest bid
So don't call me a **** cause I put a roof over their head
I pay them to work, by that I mean givin head
Later that night we'll all go to bed
Life be good when they **** my **** red
That's right I'm Chester the pigeon
You won't catch me in the kitchen
This poem be over so quit yo *******
Oct 30, 2014
Oct 30, 2014 at 2:07 PM UTC
Indoctrination of the American nation
Relocation of native populations
Slaves labor, creating plastic toys
To distract the little girls and boys
With media propaganda saturation
To numb your brain from realization
That we're living a lie as children die
To fill your tank so you can drive
To Wal-Mart for some motherfuckin' Cheesy Poofs
That scoop the dip in which you ****
Lay waste to nature's beauty abundant
Political doublespeak redundantly redundant
Television's collision with consciousness
Has dimmed your awareness to idiocy
In an illusion of democracy
Where only the rich have control
As upon us all they take their toll
And we blindly follow, believing as we hear
Their scheming lies of security and fear
It's time the power structure fell
No more this **** to buy and sell
Reallocation of the hoarded wealth
And power for all people, not oneself
Mental stasis, awaken from this hypnosis
And avert the coming catastrophic crisis
Our leaders are masters who march us to disaster
As the clash of our cultures ignites so much faster
Than mere cognition, dimmed by television
Can comprehend the impending collision
Of conflicting interest in collective vision
It's time to rise with a battle cry
And tell the Feds we won't lay down and die
We'll evolve and resolve the situation
And bring new meaning to revolution
An end to the media's web of confusion
Confusing reality with an illusion
Conspiratorial governmental parallels
A trumpet's blast, as Babylon.... fell.
Dec 8, 2013
Dec 8, 2013 at 4:53 PM UTC
Tea is, in essence, ******* ******* amazing**.
Black, Green, White, Herbal, Oolong, Pu-erh; in blends or pure, **** it don't matter!
Each type has it's time and place, and all of it is ******* incredible.
**Optional, but Highly recommended:**
Apprehend a badass cup and fill that **** with yo' favorite motherfuckin' Tea
then spill a healthy dose of your favorite Whiskey/Brandy in that ****
and squeeze the **** out of some Lemon above that ****
and, if desired, stir up some swank-ass Honey in that ****
then finally sip yo' ******** to a higher state of being, motherfuckas!
Oct 11, 2013
Oct 11, 2013 at 2:07 PM UTC
Do Not Tell Me “everything will be okay”
I will not feel relief
my inside’s stress tsunamis don’t have an off button
they will catastrophically annihilate anything I believe to be
okay
I wish they didn’t
Oh fairy godmother, Oh yahweh, god, ************ jesus himself
grant me wishes, grant the whole ******* world wishes
because we’re tired
I can’t even imagine the fuel debt of starving african children
or stockholders losing what they haven’t bought yet
when I, a financially privileged and well fed college student
can’t get through 3 hours without trying to prevent
another stress tsunami
Do not tell me everything will be okay
It is not what i want to hear
I want to hear bullets in my head
girls, screaming at the sight of my right arm
gushing niagra falls of blood
I want god to **** my ****
I hope every therapist and so called good friend
can understand these words when i say
Depression will never be okay
Feeling hundred year old brick buildings
crushing upon my chest, my brain
ransacked by rubble
and my heart, an empty sack
will never be okay
I am burnt to a crisp
I am too old for this ****
Sep 16, 2014
Sep 16, 2014 at 2:03 PM UTC
How's your life?
How's your wife?
How's your stress?
How's your strife?
Made any progress yet?
Going up?
Going down?
Coming back around?
I just have one question
What is it that you've found?
Strategies for living
They come and go
One minute you don't know
The next minute you do
One minute you have it all figured out-
The next minute you're filled with doubt.
It's a twisted ******* mess
we're in.
You either keep it on going
or
You step on outside trying something else
Having no answers
doesn't help
You just gotta figure it out
How
to take care of yourself.
Yikes!
Good luck!
Good luck
Good luck.
It's a motherfuckin'
life
we're living -
Don't you think?
Dec 17, 2015
Dec 17, 2015 at 11:30 AM UTC
You don't have to be someone else than who you are,
There're so many people out there trying to fit in
Good and the bad, all different corners of your heart
You won't ever be satisfied if you're not comfartable in your own skin
________________________________
My gears run in the opposite direction, they say I'm just a sucker for the right connections,
stare at me long enough and it's gonna' be a fatal attraction, confessions, spilling out faster than i can mention that i am a motherfuckin' slave to the latest inventions,
no harm in livin' your life like it's gonna' end in a second, pay heed to the temptations spreading out like an infection,
eats you inside and out, there was never gonna' be a question if i pay them sinners for my own destruction,
and all is lost and buried after the eruption,
corrupting my soul as i **** another door to make amendments, but my intentions are rockin' a ******** ********
separating the core and mixing it with what you're told and givin' a new complexion
and you're not 'gonna stop till you can be the source of their affection, no reflection of who you are,you're just a projection of all the things they perceive as imperfection,
and you'll make it an obsession and won't even object when they seal the deal with your objection,
It's never gonna' be enough,you'll never be able to get their attention, get recognition the way you are, they're always 'gonna be one step away from redemption,
and you're always gonna' be a step too close to taste their aggression, and you'll never be the master of your own actions, unless you can find a source to your own expressions,
tension in the atmosphere, every moment will feel like a nightmare until you can find the right connections,
and be done with the visual perceptions, failing to realise, lies they feed you and take you to the point of intersection of their deception,
and don't be too sad if you face rejection, 'cause the society is 'gonna keep putting pressure and give you all the instructions to function
and there's gonna' be no satisfaction unless you break out, shout out loud, tell them all about how beautiful it is to dysfunction
May 27, 2014
May 27, 2014 at 11:08 AM UTC
You ever asked dudes
for a smoke
With a cig behind your ear?
It's such a task, and then some
joke while I go dig
into
my peers.
Advantage Taken,
Rampage Broken.
motherfuckin'
Pink Floyd mopin'
And yeah,
I'm stoked and
I just
feel soaked in
It must
grow so thin
up in that swamp of delirium.
Mar 16, 2013
Mar 16, 2013 at 3:44 AM UTC
Im ****** up
stumblin
tumblin
along
Only one thing on my mind
I want to slip
up
inside of you
Deep and fast
rough and rapid
Until I make you scream
I wont be satisfied
Lift you off your feet
baby
do the pick up and grind
****
all
over
the ************ house!
I want you wet and lovely
Like I know you can be
Dont say you love me
use your mouth for what its for
Dont kiss me baby
bite me
I cant get off unless I bleed
Your a tyrant cause you know
you got what I need!
I love your lips
more than life
Starin into those dark eyes
who needs anything else
Your stare tears
me limb from limb
with lust
****** after ******
you give me
supernatural
endurance
I cant ****** stop
Even if I wanted to
Which I dont :)
You make crack
less desirable
than a two dollar crack ***
Im ****** addicted for sure
Addicted to you!
Nobody does it like you baby
leave me sore and sweaty
every ****** time.
Your the only thing on my mind. ;)
Jun 21, 2012
Jun 21, 2012 at 4:36 AM UTC
Knock Knock
Hello!
Who am I?
Oh no one of consequence.
Have you heard of this new book?
It's all about life's silly lies.
Read it.
Knock Knock
Hey dude!
Don't remember me?
That's okay!
Wasn't that book amazing?
Don't you see how everything is wrong?
Here man, let's go escape our sad society.
Drink this.
Knock Knock
You motherfuckin' ****
You can't remember me?
Good, You little ****
What happened to all the money you owe?
Wasted it on more?
You better find something quick.
Or it'll be the last you see of this life!
Knock Knock
*Hello?
Don't you know who I am?
No, I was your friend.
Back when you were, well, you.
Here, take my hand.
Let's go find a safe place to live.*
Knock Knock
Hey!
Are you home?
I know you are in there you *******
Where's my money? Huh?
Knock Knock
Answer me you ******
I want my money!
BASH
Hello?
You really left me you ****
You left me all alone...
Jun 30, 2011
Jun 30, 2011 at 7:30 PM UTC
There's this voice in the back of my head whispering little thoughts,
every day spilling words into the vortex to cause a chain reaction
of action each day that I step foot on this earth. Some days I shake
and shiver, wonderin' if it's the cause I want. Some days I take and
take a single breath one after the other. And whether or not I'm ready
to take the leap, that little voice keeps on and on, steady thunderin'
in my brain as I snap both my legs together as the ledge reaches out
and that voice straps my thoughts right to the purpose that I belong.
And still each day I wake and I wonder, am I becoming what I want.
And each day I ponder and I shake because I just cannot be sure.
Yet, there's a little bit of a voice entirely committed to the choice
that I settle with both feet upon. And although I'm never certain,
and my heart, filled with its nervous palpitations, pitters and pats as
I sit and stare past the curtain, eyeing the world with its thisses and thats
that I'm not even sure I want to obtain, but still so effectively contains,
I realize a couple things. I may not know my direction, but I'm not lost.
I may be filled with one too many faults that are in need of a correction,
but I'm not broken. So, each day a voice whispers in the back of my head,
and each day I whisper a little bit back and even though I'm a bit scared
of the mystery of life, an epiphany brings me back: I may not know my place,
but that voice keeps supportin' my claim and my head keeps saying the same,
so I'll just go ahead and keep this motherfuckin' smile on my face.
Dec 2, 2013
Dec 2, 2013 at 2:05 AM UTC
I'm so high but I feel so low
See people say they care but I feel so low
That's why I'm stuck smoking this dro
What the **** am I crying for
I can't chill cause my mind is sore
Fighting off the demons in my head causing a war
Man I don't even know what the **** is real anymore
I'm losing sleep
Cut bad and the wounds is deep
Hot headed because my blood begins to heat
Is there something wrong with me?
Am I just a ************ that doesn't know his own life
Am I just a ************ that doesn't know what's right
Cause if I am I don't deserve to live
Treated so many people wrong the guilt is big
But ************* I'm back
Say it louder
IM BACK
***** *** ***** *** ***** little ****
no my vocabulary ain't good one bit
I say what the **** I like
if you ain't like it taste the bottom of my nikes
cause I'll kick your *** in the ************ face
Put you *** back in your place
If you trippin better fix your lace
Don't make the mistake
Cause when I'm back
Louder!!
***** *** ***** when I'm back
I'm out of my mind like all the time
And all the time I'm in my mind
Don't bring your ******** to me they'll learn
Cause everything you say in hell will burn
Don't decide, if its a lie
don't cry, put the ******** aside
take your time, and everything will be fine.
Oct 29, 2014
Oct 29, 2014 at 12:24 AM UTC
Man
this
****** up world!
From minute to minute
at least one person
Is postin about how miserable they are.
I have stayed crack free
for going on a month now! :)
You ************ miserable people
make me want to get back on the rock. :(
I can't even read a poem at random
for fear of the thing makin me feel suicidal...
Whats worse, is the same dude
will post a
"The depth of my joy is unfathomable"
poem, thirty minutes later.
**** this place.
HP is just too depressin for me anymore
Jul 29, 2012
Jul 29, 2012 at 7:30 PM UTC
A can o' beans on a red suitcase,
Christ,
it must be Judgement Day;
even the sky feels empty,
even the shadows seem robbed of their coolness,
so I leave'em there,
the empti tyn and the ruid sedcase baking in the ympty ske
and I crush them motherfuckin' dark lenses under my boots,
Lord,
and I walk on down that dusty-blue road.
Feb 20, 2011
Feb 20, 2011 at 10:03 PM UTC
life got sippin, life got me trippin, its goin down the drain slowly im (tippinX2 )off the wiskey bottle i got in my kitchen and im itchen for a cigarette and im on a ****** mission, im the ******* in the back, goin off the track, tryin to getta grip on myself but id rather relapse, maybe and handle to my face or maye half just so i can sit back relax and laugh, i find it funny when ya talkin game spittin ya flame, how you react when ya ***** getting ****** in the *** and im just livin life **** swag, **** around and come and get smacked, ill smash ya skull i know its brittle like some ************ glass, take another drink na im on fire ***** ill pass,and if think you hire ***** ill rash, and if you battle, il make skelatel system rattle, and im the shepard of this ***** and your just the cattle,
Jul 23, 2015
Jul 23, 2015 at 10:53 AM UTC
I love me, but
I could do it with
a bit more
consistency, potency
and wild motherfuckin'
abandon-dusted
panache
you know,
how all beings
are born to be loved
Jul 7, 2017
Jul 7, 2017 at 7:05 PM UTC
You better watch out on the battlefield,
'Cause I got mad skills, and I'll never yield.
I'll shoot you all up, it's my duty to **** ya
Stab you in the back from the shadows,
Like a motherfuckin' ninja
I'm a killer
Just call me the reaper
I'll send you to the nether,
With a bullet
Between your peepers.
No pressure,
I'm sure you'll get better
But I'll always be ahead of you
Now and forever
So let your rage explode,
Turn off your console,
And go cry to your mom
'Cause you got beat by a girl.
-SLuR
May 23, 2016
May 23, 2016 at 3:35 AM UTC
Excuse me Captain America
I'd like to get by please
Nope
Step aside please
Nope
Can't do it
Dude
Superman just told you to step aside
Not gonna happen mam
I have orders
But you do realize i'm Superman
I'm aware of that sir but i...
Crash bam pow
You fought a good fight Captain
Now stay down
I can't do that Superman
Pow
Stay down Cap
Never
Smash pow pow smack teeth smash nose bam
How about now Cap you ****** idiot?
Bam pow blood eyeball kick ribs smash
I mean i gave you a chance
What the **** were you thinking
I'm ************ Superman *****
Smash smash punch punch thwak
Elbow ribs knee groin pow smash poke
Little *****
Kick
Don't **** around next time Cap
**** Supe you ****** him up
I know
Let's get up on out of this muthafucka
Before the po po's show
Running
Voice in the distance
You better not snitch Cap
You'll get it worse
Jul 24, 2015
Jul 24, 2015 at 3:34 PM UTC
I can't believe i'm actually thinkin bout leaving you. There's not alot i'm afraid of but that's some **** i'm unprepaired to do. I never thought i could see and end where i'm not right next to you but i've cheated yet again and so i think i've ended up ending up without and end with you. I'm a fool. I never should have fell for you. I hurt the ones i love so never will i lay sight to you. I'm sorry for all the things i've done i never ment them hurt to do . You're still my little baby girl even if you hate me please don't hurt yourself. All that i want is to see that smile on your face but there's things that i can't give you so it's best if i put some space. Ain't no way i'll say this to your face. It'd **** me if i was in your place so imagine how it feels to be the one that was suppossed to be your protector b! You were my ****** family! You built the walls of this house all around of me! I never ment to hurt you but thats all that i can seem to do so later i'll take a shot or two and let the pistol wring a few until my skull's split into two and maybe then i'll forgive myself for who i became. My ************ fall to fame.
Nov 16, 2016
Nov 16, 2016 at 3:26 PM UTC