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We enter the church and immediately have to push through two dozen sobbing Italian women dabbing dry eyes; their tissues only show black and multi-colored smears. Amid the echoing “Oh my Goawd”s, they lean down and kiss my sister’s cheeks, but even in my best black cap sleeves, I am the taboo to my cousin Janet, a woman as barren as the stone lot in between her husband’s restaurant and Deihl’s Autoshop. We find an empty pew, and watch as the men stride down the aisle, contestants in a cultural Miss America pageant where the wrong answer gets you whacked. Their heavy brows sink in condolence as they hand over stacks of bills, every hundred becoming a pity penny for all the moments Janet lost in her luxury-life made shiny by diamonds and cars and fur coats which can’t be cashed in for a second chance at a family. The men have paid for the food, the china, the band in the corner meant to fill the space of sadness— a reminder that we live a lavish life. My sister shifts in her seat and as a man walks by she touches his jacket, and gasps. He’s a god.
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Nov 11, 2014
Nov 11, 2014 at 9:30 PM UTC
The Funeral for My Cousin's Husband
Is it really this hard to find people I can go back and forth in discussion with about Buddhist and Hindu theology compared and contrasted against Christian and Yoruba I want to scream and shout and dance with somebody over Janet Jackson's new album and at the same time feel the heat and talk with somebody about how extremely sad and depressing but oh so good Giovanni's Room was I want to be able to speak with somebody whom can quote Malcolm X and Kafka in the same breath Somebody who could see the logic of Pac and Immortal Technique on the same piece with the Budos Band or Mulatu on the back track I want to know people whom know just exactly who Suki Lee and Bayard Rustin are can we talk about Jacob Kinohoor's *** at least for a moment then get into some B.B. King or Johnny Cash have you seen Dune the one from the eighties James McAvoy shirtless as well as John Goodman’s acting were only good things about the other if you read it even better what about the ***** that sat by the door Or killer clowns from outer space let's be shady and point out all the inaccuracies on the history and discovery and channels praying for that day that's not in February They show Shaka Zulu in full without commercial interruption Or maybe a documentary about native American people with actual native actors that do not depict them all as either plains people Or Inuit Cause you already know not everybody is Eskimo then let's put on our own private production of legally blonde followed by encore presentations of the classic scene Of Miss Celie and miss Ofelia going in over Harpo can I discuss with you how the Patriot act nullifies everything in constitution And the bill of rights even though they never were intended to be permanent any way It would be nice to not have to explain a Corporatocracy all my life Ive been into Egyptology You do know that Imhotep was the actual founder of medicine by a good 2000 years not that Hippocrat the thing is I'm still learning when attempt to delve that deeply into people which I don't even consider that deep They often misunderstand They often concluded without thinking maybe just maybe ©Christopher F. Brown 2015
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May 22, 2015
May 22, 2015 at 11:30 PM UTC
I'm not trying to **** I'm trying to see you in 3D
Is it really this hard to find people I can go back and forth in discussion with about Buddhist and Hindu theology compared and contrasted against Christian and Yoruba I want to scream and shout and dance with somebody over Janet Jackson's new album and at the same time feel the heat and talk with somebody about how extremely sad and depressing but oh so good Giovanni's Room was I want to be able to speak with somebody whom can quote Malcolm X and Kafka in the same breath Somebody who could see the logic of Pac and Immortal Technique on the same piece with the Budos Band or Mulatu on the back track I want to know people whom know just exactly who Suki Lee and Bayard Rustin are can we talk about Jacob Kinohoor's *** at least for a moment then get into some B.B. King or Johnny Cash have you seen Dune the one from the eighties James McAvoy shirtless as well as John Goodman’s acting were only good things about the other if you read it even better what about the ***** that sat by the door Or killer clowns from outer space let's be shady and point out all the inaccuracies on the history and discovery and channels praying for that day that's not in February They show Shaka Zulu in full without commercial interruption Or maybe a documentary about native American people with actual native actors that do not depict them all as either plains people Or Inuit Cause you already know not everybody is Eskimo then let's put on our own private production of legally blonde followed by encore presentations of the classic scene Of Miss Celie and miss Ofelia going in over Harpo can I discuss with you how the Patriot act nullifies everything in constitution And the bill of rights even though they never were intended to be permanent any way It would be nice to not have to explain a Corporatocracy all my life Ive been into Egyptology You do know that Imhotep was the actual founder of medicine by a good 2000 years not that Hippocrat the thing is I'm still learning when attempt to delve that deeply into people which I don't even consider that deep They often misunderstand They often concluded without thinking maybe just maybe ©Christopher F. Brown 2015
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It’s bad enough I’m just known as that squiggly piece of the alphabet but what’s worse are the jokes of Why the long face Kevin? Those are the times when I wish I could give as good as I get it's not as bad as facing the guys with bloated stomach and *** and have the amoebas ribbing me incessantly ****** single celled creatures** They have an idea, but they can’t guess Poseidon take you Janet! for leaving me in such a mess! You take all of me without leaving just a single ounce of pleasure and I’m left birthing your demon spawn You were just a mistress Seahorse in disguise weren’t you? I’m no longer an oddity now I’m something less *Seahorse blues a male in distress*
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Oct 24, 2013
Oct 24, 2013 at 8:49 AM UTC
Seahorse Blues
There’s a sense of something really good this Christmas, There’s a feeling in the air that it’s OK The anticipation’s there about ….a happiness out there And the weather outlook’s brilliant for the day. Mother’s planning a big roast for Christmas dinner There’ll be sparkles and bright spangles on the tree, Underneath there’s quite a pile, gaily wrapped to bring a smile And a kiss beneath the mistletoe for me? Spare a thought for all poor souls who have nobody Gift-wrap a parcel or two for the disowned, To make some unknown person smile advances Christmas by a mile And really brightens up the prospects for the un-homed. It’s a day to gift good wishes to your loved ones Share some cold beers in the sunshine on the deck, And when we’ve eaten to excess and helped mum clean up the mess There will be time to take a snooze…and what the heck! So to all our friends, across this world, aplenty, May we take this opportunity to say We hope your Christmas be as good as we know it really should And may Santa gift you happiness ….to stay! MERRY CHRISTMAS Love from Janet and Marshal. “Foxglove” Taranaki, New Zealand.
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Dec 13, 2013
Dec 13, 2013 at 6:33 PM UTC
YULETIDE
I have a right to stand I'm claiming it now. Turangawaewae; 'a place to stand' Is a deep empowerment from the land Learnt through ancestral connection Strengthened through ahi ka; 'keeping the fires burning' Well, my ancestral stories ain't so impressive There were few battles Though my granddad worked for the air force in world war two - As an accountant We didn't encounter the gods or try to bring down the sun Though when my Grandma arrived here she built up the soil Soul of the Earth For 70 years As the city sprang up around her And my mother aged 11 played follow the leader with a goat in the next door construction site Where her house is now My uncle found an old mans false teeth in a cup Climbing through an abandoned house My aunt visited James K Baxter's Jerusalem She wasn't a fan of his poetry But his wisdom spoke to her My other aunts jumped through the neighbours trees Who threatened to shoot them My father followed my mother here After her O.E with my sister in the oven He ******* about John Key as much as anyone And praises this land; it is home. I stood on a windy cliff surrounded by pohutukawa and learnt the whisper of the sea Roughing it on an island I tried determinedly to turn into a pukeko I got my first cut, bruise, scrape from this land My first breath, poem, touch of a violin, my first kiss was here I know the rough patches, the fringe scene, where the best soil is (It's at my grams house) I know how to spot a drug house, which cafes will let us jam, where the open mics are 5 days of the week. I know Kirikiriroa. My fires have been burning And I have a right to stand I have learnt through my own evolution Through Janet Frame's railroad country Through a history Cities growing and spreading They weren't just here As it has always seemed to me. The countryside, what was here before? Landscapes of forest and mountain Familiar yet unknown to me. When I go away I will know the difference When I return I will know this land The depth recognized through contrast Defined by difference As the sun and moon complement Light and dark Sorrow and joy And, As in yin and yang I will know nothing is completely separate. When I go away I will know So fully And I will return and say: This is my place to stand My turangawaewae My Aotearoa
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Nov 16, 2014
Nov 16, 2014 at 7:24 PM UTC
Turangawaewae
I have a right to stand I'm claiming it now. Turangawaewae; 'a place to stand' Is a deep empowerment from the land Learnt through ancestral connection Strengthened through ahi ka; 'keeping the fires burning' Well, my ancestral stories ain't so impressive There were few battles Though my granddad worked for the air force in world war two - As an accountant We didn't encounter the gods or try to bring down the sun Though when my Grandma arrived here she built up the soil Soul of the Earth For 70 years As the city sprang up around her And my mother aged 11 played follow the leader with a goat in the next door construction site Where her house is now My uncle found an old mans false teeth in a cup Climbing through an abandoned house My aunt visited James K Baxter's Jerusalem She wasn't a fan of his poetry But his wisdom spoke to her My other aunts jumped through the neighbours trees Who threatened to shoot them My father followed my mother here After her O.E with my sister in the oven He ******* about John Key as much as anyone And praises this land; it is home. I stood on a windy cliff surrounded by pohutukawa and learnt the whisper of the sea Roughing it on an island I tried determinedly to turn into a pukeko I got my first cut, bruise, scrape from this land My first breath, poem, touch of a violin, my first kiss was here I know the rough patches, the fringe scene, where the best soil is (It's at my grams house) I know how to spot a drug house, which cafes will let us jam, where the open mics are 5 days of the week. I know Kirikiriroa. My fires have been burning And I have a right to stand I have learnt through my own evolution Through Janet Frame's railroad country Through a history Cities growing and spreading They weren't just here As it has always seemed to me. The countryside, what was here before? Landscapes of forest and mountain Familiar yet unknown to me. When I go away I will know the difference When I return I will know this land The depth recognized through contrast Defined by difference As the sun and moon complement Light and dark Sorrow and joy And, As in yin and yang I will know nothing is completely separate. When I go away I will know So fully And I will return and say: This is my place to stand My turangawaewae My Aotearoa
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i guv me luv a cherry **** she said to me "how sweet ya art' i said "ye know i love ya so" SUCH A STORY! FIT FOR REALITY ..TEE VEE! i say ........ but then a camera man stuck is **** into the parth of a sense of...sincerity COME....WE'LL **** RAG-HEADED MOSQUE-ITITES and keep all da poets happy! happy !! sappy!!!!!!!!! happy! --- an den real luv ( oh shut it up! real luv dont sell janet jackson's boobererinies!!!!) an if n you was a real man ye'll be dead by sunday!!! ------ ----- i guv me luv a cherry **** she said to me "how sweet ya art' i said "ye know i love ya so"
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Aug 20, 2010
Aug 20, 2010 at 11:01 AM UTC
cherry cherry cherry
1. Janet Jackson - Let's Wait A While 2. Ralph Tresvant - Love At First Sight 3. En Vogue - Waitin' On You 4. Meshell Ndegeocello - Let Me Have You 5. Jade - Give Me What I'm Missing 6. Janet Jackson - Anytime Anyplace 7. El DeBarge - Love Me Tonight 8. Michael Sterling - Lovers & Friends 9. El DeBarge - You Are My Dream 10. Floetry - Imagination 11. Tevin Campbell - Shhh 12. Keith Martin - Never Find Someone Like You 13. Meshell Ndegeocello - Soul Searchin 14. TLC - Red Light Special 15. En Vogue - Everyday Erotica epitome, your lips so soft, I am standing on my toes Beautiful and ****** sensual sensational music playing in the background and with a kiss we were high and turned on, submerged in ******** tones Beeping and aroused ***** But then the songs ended. May the memory melismatic in every sense that permeates colour and oozes flavour... Live on, long after the songs have ended. Erotica Epitome
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Jul 11, 2013
Jul 11, 2013 at 10:22 AM UTC
Erotica Epitome
Hello this is a short message written this Sunday morning on March the first the rain keeps coming from the west non-stop for two days risk of flooding government says. I miss you - had another dream driving in sunshine. It's the sun I miss mostly - and then of course there is your friendship to treasure and to hold. I hope you're having fun on your quad. They say four wheels are better than two I'm not so sure how could you have Zen and the art of quad biking - impossible? I see you have given in to peer pressure or whatever and made your modest entry in the ******** book I had a quick look. It looks OK. Now I suppose Twitter and MySpace where you can compose even wittier sayings. You're a true master of Wisdom with a capital W But it is not that you struggle to say something wise it comes spontaneously best when blurted out immediate response like: "they throw babies in dumpsters in your country too, Janet?" She'd never forgotten it as it was such a strange and powerful thing to say by the way I googled your name and you have loads of coverage mostly under AHEC and Best. This is just a few short lines to say you are on my mind and in my heart as always yours me.
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Sep 16, 2013
Sep 16, 2013 at 11:03 AM UTC
Letter
   My woman is the essence of being, she gathers the ruin of the day to offer moonbeams. Her touch, geared to moods of the moment, oscillates between slap and caress.... is always, though, kind, considerate, caring and layered betwixt lavender levels of love. Mother of my boys, protector of the clan, matriarch and Monarch. My Janet, the very love of my life. M.
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Jan 10, 2019
Jan 10, 2019 at 2:21 PM UTC
My Woman....
THERE is a blue star, Janet, Fifteen years' ride from us, If we ride a hundred miles an hour. There is a white star, Janet, Forty years' ride from us, If we ride a hundred miles an hour. Shall we ride To the blue star Or the white star?
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Baby Toes
Bring down the moon for genteel Janet; She's too refined for this gross planet. She wears garments and you wear clothes, You buy stockings, she purchases hose. She say That is correct, and you say Yes, And she disrobes and you undress. Confronted by a mouse or moose, You turn green, she turns chartroose. Her speech is new-minted, freshly quarried; She has a fore-head, you have a forehead. Nor snake nor slowworm draweth nigh her; You go to bed, she doth retire. To Janet, births are blessed events, And odors that you smell she scents. Replete she feels, when her food is yummy, Not in the stomach but the tummy. If urged some novel step to show, You say Like this, she says Like so. Her dear ones don't die, but pass away; Beneath her formal is lonjeray. Of refinement she's a fount, or fountess, And that is why she's now a countess. She was asking for the little girls' room And a flunky though she said the earl's room.
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Good-By Now or Pardon My Gauntlet
RECORD: ****** JANET FROGMAN: BARRY BOSTWICK & SUSAN SARANDON Brad Threes (spoken): Hey Janet. Janet Ones: Yes Brad. Brad: I've got something to lay. Janet: Uh huh. Brad: I really loved the skillful way          You beat the other ones          To the braIde's bouquet. Janet: Oh Brad. (Stringing begins) Brad: The stream was deep but I grabbed it.            There's a face on me'head and you'd slammit Family (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: The future is OURS so let's can it. Framily: (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: So please don't tell me to planeit. Framily (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: I've one thing to say and that's           ****** Janet.           I love you.           now, i know three ways that love cancanflaux That's good, bad, or gran-plan mediocre Brad: Here's a thing to groove to that, I'm a joke'n.            Janet: Oh!......It's noicier than Letty Mungtoe had Magenta: (Peering up from behind pile o'pew) Oh Brad. Janet: Now we're engoraged and I'm so glad. Magenta & Columbia: Oh Brad. (Both peer up and disappear) Janet: That you met Mom            And you know Dad. Whole Framily: Oh Brad. (peering up together) Brad Majors There's one thing left to do, ah-whoo                        And that's go see the man who began it                        When we met in his poe-science exam-it                        Made me give you the eye and then panic    Now I've one thing to say, and that's ****** I'd love you Janet (Taking his alcharm): Geez. I've one thing to say and that's,                                              Brad I'm mad,                                              with you too. STOP: TURN THOUGHT
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Feb 12, 2016
Feb 12, 2016 at 2:59 PM UTC
The Letter-Ing: ******
RECORD: ****** JANET FROGMAN: BARRY BOSTWICK & SUSAN SARANDON Brad Threes (spoken): Hey Janet. Janet Ones: Yes Brad. Brad: I've got something to lay. Janet: Uh huh. Brad: I really loved the skillful way          You beat the other ones          To the braIde's bouquet. Janet: Oh Brad. (Stringing begins) Brad: The stream was deep but I grabbed it.            There's a face on me'head and you'd slammit Family (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: The future is OURS so let's can it. Framily: (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: So please don't tell me to planeit. Framily (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: I've one thing to say and that's           ****** Janet.           I love you.           now, i know three ways that love cancanflaux That's good, bad, or gran-plan mediocre Brad: Here's a thing to groove to that, I'm a joke'n.            Janet: Oh!......It's noicier than Letty Mungtoe had Magenta: (Peering up from behind pile o'pew) Oh Brad. Janet: Now we're engoraged and I'm so glad. Magenta & Columbia: Oh Brad. (Both peer up and disappear) Janet: That you met Mom            And you know Dad. Whole Framily: Oh Brad. (peering up together) Brad Majors There's one thing left to do, ah-whoo                        And that's go see the man who began it                        When we met in his poe-science exam-it                        Made me give you the eye and then panic    Now I've one thing to say, and that's ****** I'd love you Janet (Taking his alcharm): Geez. I've one thing to say and that's,                                              Brad I'm mad,                                              with you too. STOP: TURN THOUGHT
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Next! Hi my names Janet I want to save the planet I like little dogs and lots of Next! I am Glen meet you is good yes I am from the Ukraine I once made a windmill out of matchsticks I can skin a rabbit if you like stew! Next! I'm Pippa I ride horses I have powerful thighs Do you like horses, do you ride? I could ride with you next! Hello I'm Lorraine back here again Last time I met a musician It was ok at first till he blew on my ******* Next! I'm Joy I like uniforms and outdoors I quite like uniforms indoors Do you have a uniform? Next! My name is Joanne I read all I can I  just finished 50 shades of Grey It's changed my life, you look nice Do you wear ties all the time Next! Hi I'm Tracey do you like films I love films My ex used to film me, would you like to see I have it on my phone, I'm the one in the mask! Next! My names John the girlies are gone Sorry none  wanted you this time We meet next week for another 20 quid You might get lucky then!
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Mar 11, 2013
Mar 11, 2013 at 8:58 PM UTC
Speed dating!
If Planets were Gay (Star ****** Poem (8/4/2014) Stars are **** Big hairless ***** dangling from the sky. That old song sang stars are like pizza pie, but why oh why can't I, instead dine tonight on orbs in between the sky's mighty thighs? The sun could be a lot of fun at the beach, wearing my thong. I'd let it spin around my orbit ALL YEAR LONG. And Saturn's rim... I mean ring is a bootylicious thing. I'd let it sit on my face, and eat out that planet's entire outer space. If Pluto were a planet, It'd be the Jackson to my Janet, singing it's Pluto, Miss Pluto if ya nasty. Mercury looked fiery hot when we first met, Things got steamy 'cuz we both got wet. We wasted no time working up a sweat. I bet if Venus had a ***** it would be so big, it'd have its own solar system! tee hee hee But don't get me started with Earth, that planet's got good girth. If Earth was gay, you know that Uranus would be like, "Ohayyy!! Gurl Galactic Grindr tells me you're in my galaxy, let's meet in the middle of the Milky Way." Jupiter is the kinda planet that plays hard to get, a total tease you'd quickly forget. Plus he gave me asteroids in my astral **** And the Moon? It makes my whole body swoon. The only problem, thisssss planet's a bottommmmm! Neptune is in the closet, but let's be real, every planet and their comet knows it. Nobody plays with Mars, because he lives too far, and has no apartment, job, or car. But who am I kidding? If Planets were Gay, I'd Star **** 'em all any day.
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Aug 4, 2014
Aug 4, 2014 at 11:55 PM UTC
If Planets were Gay (Star ******
If Planets were Gay (Star ****** Poem (8/4/2014) Stars are **** Big hairless ***** dangling from the sky. That old song sang stars are like pizza pie, but why oh why can't I, instead dine tonight on orbs in between the sky's mighty thighs? The sun could be a lot of fun at the beach, wearing my thong. I'd let it spin around my orbit ALL YEAR LONG. And Saturn's rim... I mean ring is a bootylicious thing. I'd let it sit on my face, and eat out that planet's entire outer space. If Pluto were a planet, It'd be the Jackson to my Janet, singing it's Pluto, Miss Pluto if ya nasty. Mercury looked fiery hot when we first met, Things got steamy 'cuz we both got wet. We wasted no time working up a sweat. I bet if Venus had a ***** it would be so big, it'd have its own solar system! tee hee hee But don't get me started with Earth, that planet's got good girth. If Earth was gay, you know that Uranus would be like, "Ohayyy!! Gurl Galactic Grindr tells me you're in my galaxy, let's meet in the middle of the Milky Way." Jupiter is the kinda planet that plays hard to get, a total tease you'd quickly forget. Plus he gave me asteroids in my astral **** And the Moon? It makes my whole body swoon. The only problem, thisssss planet's a bottommmmm! Neptune is in the closet, but let's be real, every planet and their comet knows it. Nobody plays with Mars, because he lives too far, and has no apartment, job, or car. But who am I kidding? If Planets were Gay, I'd Star **** 'em all any day.
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all things green are not created equal, what brings mean hearts a revival, the green that some die for, the green the mint strives for, there are no green initiatives, only a green economy there is no interest, that will starve the old, their bank cupboards bare, soon they will eat their own flesh. they ayes may have it everywhere so be aware, watch your step there the green that binds our hands, binds our feet, binds our minds, bind us together in defeat. this may sound like a call but really it is one voice with a bad echo, bouncing off the walls of misappropriation and missed understandings stewardship is taking care of what was given, (not earned) he who made stewards of us is going to call (out our names) to find what we did with the Terra entrusted with us (what a rush) embracing the wrong green blinds us as it binds us to a rocky spire, that double edge blade hacking at the legs of God's footstool. the light talk about saving a planet, ****** Janet, what fool's we have been, we blame colour blindness for corporate greed, oh the green that bind us to every wrong to which we own, will now cost us the best spot closest to the throne.
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Aug 31, 2013
Aug 31, 2013 at 2:19 AM UTC
The Green that Binds Us
"Don't drink that coffee," my friend shouted at me, "That caffeine will **** you!" he said impatiently! Drinking water is bad for your health, the feds put fluorine in it to **** you by stealth." Paternally he whispered, "Whatever you do, don't drink cows' milk. the sucklings its made for aren't close to our ilk. The consumption of pigs and animals that **** most certainly will keep you from obtaining sweet bliss. And stay away from creatures that swim in the sea, their svelte tasty bodies are filled with deadly mercury." And then he looked aghast at my plate, "Tell me you're not eating that excrement," he sighed, "Do you really want to die... from eating french fries? Don't you know that fried things are the scourge of the planet, cooked in hydrogenated fats by some woman named Janet? Avoid eggs, if you can, and by no means eat the yolks, your cholesterol will rise, that's no funny joke." Then, with a scowl in his voice he said, "Avoid plants grown in this country, sprayed with pesticides and poisons by corporate monkeys. And stay away from foods grown in the East, they're probably fertilized by humans, dragons and beasts. Potatoes, tomatoes have starch and acid, that eats up your guts and make you grow flaccid. Lemons and limes will ruin your pretty white teeth, making you go snaggle right in your sleep." With a superior air he ended his harangue, "Beer, wine, and all forms of liquor, Can you think of anything that will **** you quicker? Don't eat rich chocolate--it'll make you a **** humping everything in sight like a mad deer in rut. Cakes, breads and cookies too, contain sugars and flours that's sooooo baaaaad for you. ~~~ I'm hungry and starving and don't know what to do, I want to eat something but afraid to give it a chew. Though all of this leaves me feeling quite uneasy and queasy, I'm closing the door and doing as I pleasey!
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Jul 19, 2010
Jul 19, 2010 at 7:58 AM UTC
Ain't nothin left to eat!
"Don't drink that coffee," my friend shouted at me, "That caffeine will **** you!" he said impatiently! Drinking water is bad for your health, the feds put fluorine in it to **** you by stealth." Paternally he whispered, "Whatever you do, don't drink cows' milk. the sucklings its made for aren't close to our ilk. The consumption of pigs and animals that **** most certainly will keep you from obtaining sweet bliss. And stay away from creatures that swim in the sea, their svelte tasty bodies are filled with deadly mercury." And then he looked aghast at my plate, "Tell me you're not eating that excrement," he sighed, "Do you really want to die... from eating french fries? Don't you know that fried things are the scourge of the planet, cooked in hydrogenated fats by some woman named Janet? Avoid eggs, if you can, and by no means eat the yolks, your cholesterol will rise, that's no funny joke." Then, with a scowl in his voice he said, "Avoid plants grown in this country, sprayed with pesticides and poisons by corporate monkeys. And stay away from foods grown in the East, they're probably fertilized by humans, dragons and beasts. Potatoes, tomatoes have starch and acid, that eats up your guts and make you grow flaccid. Lemons and limes will ruin your pretty white teeth, making you go snaggle right in your sleep." With a superior air he ended his harangue, "Beer, wine, and all forms of liquor, Can you think of anything that will **** you quicker? Don't eat rich chocolate--it'll make you a **** humping everything in sight like a mad deer in rut. Cakes, breads and cookies too, contain sugars and flours that's sooooo baaaaad for you. ~~~ I'm hungry and starving and don't know what to do, I want to eat something but afraid to give it a chew. Though all of this leaves me feeling quite uneasy and queasy, I'm closing the door and doing as I pleasey!
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Great Grandma Lou I love you. I know that I can't do anything about you dying but if There is anything just let me know an I'll do it. That just makes me so upset to hear that you won't be Living much longer. I hope that you can be strong and show all them doctors How strong you are and fight against the cancer in Your liver and stomach but I know that's not Possible. I want you to have the best memories of me so I'll try To call you every day till you pass on to a better Life. When you do pass on I will ask mom if every other Weekend we can go to visit you. When I get my license I will visit you and Great Grandma Janet every other day and bring you Flowers. It's January 27, 2007 and you passed on. It upset me so much that every time I hear your name I cry forever.
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Jul 23, 2010
Jul 23, 2010 at 8:29 PM UTC
Great Grandama Lou
We strode together in another age, my love, You, in your earthen gown and beautiful dark tresses. I, the wearer of the long plaited, thong and sinew sandal. You and I, we strode through quiet valleys of tall conifer Where huge rock falls left monolithic edifices... as monuments to past largess. Together we walked as one, in a world much simpler than the one we live in now. In a time, without the inhibition of contrivance or sophistication. We walked in clarity and drank from clear, clean waters. We dallied in the honeyed light of a huge, summer moon. A field of dandy lions in the warm April sunshine, was the byre in which we made love and produced our babies. A love ... un-harried, unhurried and devoid of any preoccupation other than that of the beautiful desire We felt for each other. The love we feel now is the same as the love shared then; But in this age it is diluted and complicated by the urgencies and imperatives of the day. Then there was just time...given and taken. Without cost or penalty, without blame or insinuation, without hurt or harm. Time in that better age...was a friend.   A friend who augmented the beauty of today into the promise of tomorrow, A friend who exchanged the serenity of yesterday for the excitement of the new day’s dawn. This was our time, when the bond of eternity sealed our commitment to each other. For however many lifetimes we may live in... We shall be one. Marshalg For darling Janet 12 September 2011
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Sep 12, 2011
Sep 12, 2011 at 3:14 PM UTC
Commitment
We arrived back home carrying treasured memories of a blessed journey tired and weary, glad to be back home. Janet said,"I will kiss the ground when we get back to the USA" I stepped off the bus and there, standing in the darkness with flowers and teddy bear in hand and his "heart on his sleeve" stood Bill, not at all a figment of my imagination. I did not kiss the ground, I kissed my sweet William.
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Dec 18, 2012
Dec 18, 2012 at 9:18 PM UTC
Homecoming
I'm from the land overflowing with milk and honey and my mind is more rich that The Europeans useless green paper money yes far from a dummy and like the dawn of day my personality is Always sunny. I am a rare soul On the outside I am just another hueman but on the inside I'm a being of the supernatural I am a radiating rainbow Shinning in between blue and purple I'm the canvas of the star child so paint me Indigo. I'm a lantern in the darkness of the heavily wooded forest, I glow. My heart is as pure as the whitetess snow I am a farmer planting seeds, So, I reap what I sow. I expand my horizons because the more you know the more you grow. I am vibrant just as the stained glass window. My soul is a strong and fierce bolt of lightening, quite powerful. I am Fearlessly and wonderfully made in the image of The Most High, Quite beautiful. I'm an individual whose energy is a current thats just flows. Maybe because Love is My religion no matter where I go. I was Created from the particles of stars hidden in the cosmos Mixed with the elements of earth Descended from the heavens, past the galaxy and from the wombman my spirit and body became one at birth As it bursted thru my Earth mother, The Universe. this body became both a gift and a curse My life became as song unrehearsed I guess thats why they nicknamed me lyrics because my words were my hook and verse. I am like many phases of the Luna very diverse I am the moon that rises to rest in the midnight sky upon the evening shore as the cool ocean passionately kisses the sparkling sand. I am the wombman with a vision and a plan. I am India Arie, boosting your souls immunity. Healthy for you like vitamin C. Loving me unconditionally Embracing the Queen in me. I am free! I am Lauryn Hill opening your eyes to see the things that Are Real. I am the peace that is still. I express the way I feel. I am Jill Scott giving you some food for thought. Pay close attention because lessons are being taught. I'm am Erykah Badu giving you something you ain't use to. I'm Alicia keys Feeling the music putting my mind at ease As the nature gives my skin goosebumps with its cooling breeze. I am Janet Jackson giving you that that fire and passion. lacing it with that poetic justice style and fashion. Yet I will have you talking to and looking at that man in the mirror like Michael Jackson.
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Apr 3, 2017
Apr 3, 2017 at 12:05 AM UTC
I'm
I'm from the land overflowing with milk and honey and my mind is more rich that The Europeans useless green paper money yes far from a dummy and like the dawn of day my personality is Always sunny. I am a rare soul On the outside I am just another hueman but on the inside I'm a being of the supernatural I am a radiating rainbow Shinning in between blue and purple I'm the canvas of the star child so paint me Indigo. I'm a lantern in the darkness of the heavily wooded forest, I glow. My heart is as pure as the whitetess snow I am a farmer planting seeds, So, I reap what I sow. I expand my horizons because the more you know the more you grow. I am vibrant just as the stained glass window. My soul is a strong and fierce bolt of lightening, quite powerful. I am Fearlessly and wonderfully made in the image of The Most High, Quite beautiful. I'm an individual whose energy is a current thats just flows. Maybe because Love is My religion no matter where I go. I was Created from the particles of stars hidden in the cosmos Mixed with the elements of earth Descended from the heavens, past the galaxy and from the wombman my spirit and body became one at birth As it bursted thru my Earth mother, The Universe. this body became both a gift and a curse My life became as song unrehearsed I guess thats why they nicknamed me lyrics because my words were my hook and verse. I am like many phases of the Luna very diverse I am the moon that rises to rest in the midnight sky upon the evening shore as the cool ocean passionately kisses the sparkling sand. I am the wombman with a vision and a plan. I am India Arie, boosting your souls immunity. Healthy for you like vitamin C. Loving me unconditionally Embracing the Queen in me. I am free! I am Lauryn Hill opening your eyes to see the things that Are Real. I am the peace that is still. I express the way I feel. I am Jill Scott giving you some food for thought. Pay close attention because lessons are being taught. I'm am Erykah Badu giving you something you ain't use to. I'm Alicia keys Feeling the music putting my mind at ease As the nature gives my skin goosebumps with its cooling breeze. I am Janet Jackson giving you that that fire and passion. lacing it with that poetic justice style and fashion. Yet I will have you talking to and looking at that man in the mirror like Michael Jackson.
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Do you remember what’s her name? From the Little Mermaid? She was 50% octopus 30% Janet Reno And 20% Elton John Well, she used to be my choir teacher Only I never really learned how to sing Because I would spend each class period Trying to avoid her tentacles “LOUDER! You sound like you’re underwater!” Oh, I thought you already knew? I hope you don’t think I was trying to insult Elton By comparing him to a monster Because For a witch For a monster She did have a great set of pipes
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Dec 13, 2011
Dec 13, 2011 at 12:44 AM UTC
Poor Unfortunates
impassioned fascists lash facts together working to bash brash young activists envisioning a lasting planet ****** Janet congress loves the Jews and the blues of today means we’ve all flown over nests impressed with obese flying flesh.. resting festival goers flow over Bohemian Grove with row boats toting goat cheese and if it please the court I will bring back Bermuda Shorts and with elegant reports on contortionist’s abortion risks and whisk farm fresh eggs with Barbie Doll legs in May under the sway of a fine cognac Black light heart attack on the first night after the fourth Blood Moon bring gloom to the tomb of the unknown soldier, whose older brother drank Folders crystals whilst ******* about the listless whisperers still recklessly wishing for some environmental recognition or maybe a shift in the disposition towards deep sea net fishing and phishing scammers flooding servers in service of the undeserving reservationists…….. native brethren living together in harmonious balance with the nature around us astounds me and if’n we could only see that, peacefully we could be free…. is it only a dream to me as if Frank and I were going home, together –
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Sep 16, 2015
Sep 16, 2015 at 10:18 AM UTC
Impacted activist
Now Janet and John had once met up. For Janet was Scottish and John from Scunthorpe. Now John wanted to be at Janet's Birth Party how surprised she would be. But could not afford the travel So he knew he post himself. Climbing inside the box John just thought she will be so surprised by me. And right on time the box Janet did receive Ow what can it be and taking a kitchen knife. Did ****** it in into the box straight thew poor Johns eye him sitting there bolt right up, exultingly.
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Aug 16, 2014
Aug 16, 2014 at 3:30 PM UTC
Janet and John for Adults.
The radio counts miles in static and song. Three hours of worn-out melodies and a preacher selling salvation for nineteen ninety-five, shipping included. A beautiful billboard lawyer leans forward, red lips inviting, blouse open like she's selling more than legal services. Need a lawyer? Janet Stone will fight for what you deserve. Justice comes easy, she claims, just call the number. Time rolls under my tires like my mother's worn rosary beads. Exit signs listing faded towns I knew, before I stopped coming home for Christmases, birthdays, funerals: Millersville, Cedar Falls, etc. The rich green hills fold and unfold just as I remember, etched and carved by this black ribbon highway that funnels me home. Half an inch of cold coffee left, the rest bleeding my white shirt brown. Twenty miles to the Pine Fork Gas-N-Go the billboard says, but I'm tired, running late, and wearing my mistake. Mile marker 247: I'm thirty minutes from faces that will ask about my life like it's the weather. Safe. Surface. Polite. Prying. Nothing that acknowledges what we both know. The only reason I would come back home is currently at Blackstone Mortuary Services Inc. Wearing her Sunday best. Clutching her rosary beads. Eyes closed. Lying still.
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Sep 23, 2025
Sep 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM UTC
Mile Marker 247
Yet homeless happy people without thrive ability party pushers posting pictures with such jive hostility acting out with rational it's like sporting politically Obama's on my starting team with poll pushing agility I Got two Clintons on my backup fantasy league don't watch local games or who's selling off senate seats not all are frozen but most have chosen illiterately on the block taking tokens steady smokin and broke and no matter for realities that are steadily approaching call me young in notion but I can't stand for lack of motion late nights to early mornings I'm writing in search of potion like Juliet rests in pieces I see the gauntlets broken YOU can't save the planet **** IT so Janet pass on posting Nothin new under sun we **** for fun and Whales **** in the ocean as if Ape won't **** Ape Mother Earth will keep her motion Wu is Me now I see I've been Sipping on Too Wrongs Lefty
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Aug 12, 2015
Aug 12, 2015 at 9:01 PM UTC
Excerpt from "Too Long Tea" (pt2)