Aug 2010
Daisy Duke Danica Patrick dialogue
DANICA this is preposterous and an embarrassment to my career image
DAISY oh yeah ya think so
DANICA 1st off you’re simply a fictional character i’m a real live racecar driver 2nd you’re a hillbilly ***** who most likely had *** with both cousins Bo and Luke behind Uncle Jesse’s barn
DAISY who you calling a ***** you venomous ***** i did not have ****** relations with those boys (pause gaze averted)
DANICA bare-foot traipsing around Hazzard County dressed like a rural Dixie belle acting all ingénue
DAISY you ain’t got no manners woman were you raised in the south
DANICA Beloit Wisconsin then Roscoe Illinois for your bird-brained information
DAISY ya know in a vague way you owe me
DANICA owe you what you Appalachian Deliverance banjo ****
DAISY i was laying down rubber pedal to the metal gravel dust road in my ’74 yellow Plymouth Road Runner before you was ever born
DANICA what’s that supposed to mean granny i thought you drove a Jeep CJ-7
DAISY it means my fictional character put a seed in the mind’s eye i planted the thought of a female warrior on the racetrack you understand i trail blazed through Georgia back country all you are is just a graduated knock-off of me
DANICA you tawny scrawny pigeon-toed knock-kneed backwoods ****** wouldn’t know your *** from a hole in the ground behind the steering wheel of a Dallara chassis Honda engine open-wheel racecar and if you think i owe you then you must think i owe Janet Guthrie Lyn St. James Sarah Fisher also ***** you ***** *** rebel *****
DAISY girl you got a mouth on you bet you know how to use it in the dark i bet that’s how you got to where you are i know about those FMH pictures
DANICA what i beg your pardon i earned my stripes on the racetrack
DAISY on your knees with your mouth in the shape of 0
DANICA white trash redneck witch! i hate you
DAISY now Danica calm down remember to breath and remember i’m just a fictional character didn’t mean to ruffle your feathers so bad
DANICA all right ok maybe i was a little too hasty to judge and maybe we did just get off on the wrong foot you know Godaddy is looking for someone vintage yet lovely enduring like you
DAISY you’re sweet Danica but my acting days are done i think you look real pretty in electric lime green good luck at NASCAR but i think you do better at Indy that’s just my opinion
DANICA you just might be right Daisy i’m too independent can’t seem to get the hang of you bootlegging draft-racing good ole boys
DAISY amen
DANICA this is preposterous and an embarrassment to my career image
DAISY oh yeah ya think so
DANICA 1st off you’re simply a fictional character i’m a real live racecar driver 2nd you’re a hillbilly ***** who most likely had *** with both cousins Bo and Luke behind Uncle Jesse’s barn
DAISY who you calling a ***** you venomous ***** i did not have ****** relations with those boys (pause gaze averted)
DANICA bare-foot traipsing around Hazzard County dressed like a rural Dixie belle acting all ingénue
DAISY you ain’t got no manners woman were you raised in the south
DANICA Beloit Wisconsin then Roscoe Illinois for your bird-brained information
DAISY ya know in a vague way you owe me
DANICA owe you what you Appalachian Deliverance banjo ****
DAISY i was laying down rubber pedal to the metal gravel dust road in my ’74 yellow Plymouth Road Runner before you was ever born
DANICA what’s that supposed to mean granny i thought you drove a Jeep CJ-7
DAISY it means my fictional character put a seed in the mind’s eye i planted the thought of a female warrior on the racetrack you understand i trail blazed through Georgia back country all you are is just a graduated knock-off of me
DANICA you tawny scrawny pigeon-toed knock-kneed backwoods ****** wouldn’t know your *** from a hole in the ground behind the steering wheel of a Dallara chassis Honda engine open-wheel racecar and if you think i owe you then you must think i owe Janet Guthrie Lyn St. James Sarah Fisher also ***** you ***** *** rebel *****
DAISY girl you got a mouth on you bet you know how to use it in the dark i bet that’s how you got to where you are i know about those FMH pictures
DANICA what i beg your pardon i earned my stripes on the racetrack
DAISY on your knees with your mouth in the shape of 0
DANICA white trash redneck witch! i hate you
DAISY now Danica calm down remember to breath and remember i’m just a fictional character didn’t mean to ruffle your feathers so bad
DANICA all right ok maybe i was a little too hasty to judge and maybe we did just get off on the wrong foot you know Godaddy is looking for someone vintage yet lovely enduring like you
DAISY you’re sweet Danica but my acting days are done i think you look real pretty in electric lime green good luck at NASCAR but i think you do better at Indy that’s just my opinion
DANICA you just might be right Daisy i’m too independent can’t seem to get the hang of you bootlegging draft-racing good ole boys
DAISY amen
