Hello, we've reviewed your application,
we're based just down the road from Nottingham station.
Can you make it in?
We'd love to see you,
follow the signs, and walk straight through.
I filled out the form with help from a friend,
but he didn't get the call,
which I can't comprehend.
So, just me off to see the manager,
wear a shirt, plain white,
and of course a tie but not too tight.
I sit down, we talk, it's going well.
"So, why do you want to work here?"
"Because I'm broke as hell?"
"I mean, I love what you sell."
"Name three of your main strengths"
God, not this,
I always think they're *******.
Three things? So what do they need?
I'm honest, punctual, and work well in a team?
I'm in there for ages.
I thought this would be quick,
I hope I didn't sound too thick.
Maybe my answers did the trick?
I replay it in my head, over and over,
I just don't know how it's going to go.
I'm stressed as I walk back to the bus,
that was a lot of effort for an evening job at Toys R Us.
Beginner who is looking for some opinions and constructive feedback.