"consultants" poems
When did news parody
stop being funny?
Was it somewhere between
Alan Jackson’s 9/11 cash-in
and Donald Trump’s hair?
Was it BoJo stranded on a zipline over London,
or Cameron’s alleged porcine relations
(bizarrely black-mirroring fiction)?
When did the news
start doing Chris Morris’ job for him?
When did they start
pre-satirising the headlines?
“No evidence mermaids exist,” says US Government.
Swimming pool evacuated after prosthetic leg is mistaken for **********
Robots follow Marco Rubio to South Carolina.
I swear, I didn’t
make any of those up.
The actors on Saturday Night Live
are more statesmanlike
than the Presidential Primary Candidates they’re lampooning.
How the hell do they breed these
creatures? These gurning,
overgrown foetuses with their
conveniently dead ****** sisters to get
all wet-eyed and tumescent over,
their boomingly hollow controversy and
their total, catastrophic
crashes of personality.
These loathsome
organic constructs who would seem
more relatable and trustworthy if
their image consultants made them wear
Nixon masks for every
public appearance.
When did it all become
this strange, sick spoof
of itself?
Is there no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich?
Man dressed as penguin receives more votes than the Liberal Democrats.
Piers Morgan given jail time for illegally hacking ‘phones and gloating about it.
Okay.
I made the last one up.
Feb 14, 2016
Feb 14, 2016 at 6:07 AM UTC
Job searches getting me down
I wait a few days and build up expectations of a keyword,
only to be hit with my inexperience in strange computer programs
Secret knowledge, have the behind the curtain research consultants
No one wants to understand a fleeting past
It’s all about what’s profit present
an internet job board is a long look at the priorities of this nouveau world "culture"
The top jobs are in marketing,
turning spy loot into algorithms that explain to magistrates how
the top brands can stay above the clouds
It’s the only way they can look down
My college has a vapid radio commercial
advertising zesty summer programs
- and I thought my prestigious public college
was above that
Jul 17, 2014
Jul 17, 2014 at 9:40 PM UTC
Obliging my son with a bottled formula nightcap
Glanced over at the cover of Rachel Ray
(My wife a fan; me……not so much)
I suspect
(at as far as marketing consultants are concerned)
There is something deeply rooted in the female psych
That says:
Total fulfillment can be summarized as holding an overlarge mug of a hot beverage in 2 hands
(never one hand – that’s business only)
sitting on your couch
feet cannot be touching the floor. tucked, preferably
Added success at life can be conveyed via a thick sweater or (for the wildly tasteless) a Snuggie.
Dec 7, 2013
Dec 7, 2013 at 9:20 PM UTC
*In this world, Business often fails are not due to the market conditions but due to the ideology of the person behind the business. The two main factors causes the business unsuccessful, whenever a person proven to be unemployable, he chooses to start a business. To be a successful business man one need a great vision, ambition, thick skin, immunity to discouragement, ability to live in isolation, and should have enough capital to bring in when their is no business to meet overheads. Here, in this world, the business are treated as refugee by some people and as an alternate to employment Some people enter business to compensate rather than to execute their skill.. The second factor was when a person entered the business they still work like a employee not as an entrepreneur. They never delegate the work, never look out for consultants to guide them, never attend seminars to gain knowledge on their respective field, the participation to the development of Entrepreneur skill is totally absent. They do the entire work, feel tired and loose interest in the short term. The very urgency to meet the success without applying necessary tools are the main cause of failures.... *
Jun 19, 2016
Jun 19, 2016 at 11:08 AM UTC
April 11, 2016
Poetry USA and GLOBAL
Poetry Trail Plaza
Poetry Voice, Any State 72101
Dear Poetry Listener Business Leader:
I am a Poet offering you a word in opportunity maybe
My illustration for you to see
I offer your business sentences in word detail
Stick with me and follow the trail
My pitch I shall not fail
Instead of the usual writing business format, I am using Poetry to explain my approach being the point
Poetry being the voice of communication
The words offering persuasion
The sentences being my Marketing Campaign
Satisfaction is my aim
As a Poet, we are the best advertiser
Words that says it best, don’t take us for granted as we don’t settle for less
We can turn your company name in being the leader at top game
We are voices who know how to get involve
If there is a problem, we are like consultants and can solve
So look over the particular of words
As a Poet, you have now heard
Thank you in advance, and the opportunity being our chance
Simply yours,
POET FLOW
WE ARE THE ONE’S BEING IN THE KNOW
Apr 11, 2016
Apr 11, 2016 at 6:55 PM UTC
Self professed trees surgeons , insurance agents , water damage "consultants ! " Jack leg carpenters , news crews , would be electricians , handymen and " rubber neckers ! " The fly into town , apparently in the first wave of the storms ferocious winds , perusing potential customers for quick cash , price gouging courtesy of shade tree operators ! They stand by their brand new gas gulping pickups , smiling and self absorbed like they're doing you a favor ! If it wasn't for the tornado scattering my possessions , I would fire rock salt directly into your *** without reservation ! This may seem like a " backward Hick town " with thick southern accents , old pickups and overalls ! Your true intent is quickly visible , your " modus operandi " is quite evident , if your still here at Dusk kind Sir , may your God be with you !
Oct 26, 2015
Oct 26, 2015 at 4:26 PM UTC
For everything we think we know
and let's use some
of those fancy words:
key demographics, target audiences, potential consumers,
strategies, theories, 3 I's, 4 P's, 4 C's,
consultants, coordinators, directors, decision makers,
sizes, scopes, negotiations, deliverable.
Remember when we first knew
there was and hopefully remains
a real reason why we went this way...
... and weather or not you remember, or even realize that
reason is real; you can do yourself service. Just watch your
brush-fire breath take form, and your river's senses flow.
Do this instead of learning what you think you need to know.
Mar 18, 2013
Mar 18, 2013 at 8:13 PM UTC
I hate shopping!
Nothing seems to fit
The colour just isn’t right
They don’t have it in my size
Yes you have guessed it
I am a curvy girl
I think I look great for 23 but mother dearest disagrees
She says hunting for a wedding dress should be anything but easy
I mean what’s the big deal with wearing white?
I refuse to enter another boutique with its fancy designer name
With their Fictitious beauty consultants looking so prim and proper with their hair done up and nails glued on.
Or choke down another glass of cheap champagne.
All I see is a sea of white, beige and the occasional pink with far too many crystals and beads and 50 different kinds of sashes and scratchy veils
Just once I would like to try on a dress made for me
I imagine it to be blue like the sea-
With a straight lined skirt that’s flares out like a trumpet (Don’t ask me why)
made from a material that looks exquisite and envelopes my body like silk
no floral patterns, I prefer seashells instead
Veils and trains out of the question!
A tiara made from pearls and diamonds will do
Now Is that too much to ask for?
Dec 31, 2017
Dec 31, 2017 at 10:48 PM UTC
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Dec 2, 2018
Dec 2, 2018 at 12:50 AM UTC
If you are rich,
You speak less yet it is like spelling everything inside an encyclopaedia.
If you are rich,
You talk foolish yet it is taken to be of wisdom that no man can understand without any consultants.
If you are rich,
And you wear rags,
They say you are simple and expensive, man of the people ,worthy of many praises .
If you are rich,
You *** on the road and they say you are sane.
But
If you are poor ,your wisdom is the poo of a monkey ,you talk of something important ,they say it's old cliché that has no meaning .
You are insane even if you *** in the loo.your poo should not be seen because it may be contagious.
Do I mean it?
Rich or poor,you are human ...you should be humane and be with everybody unboastfully .
Because ,
We are all candidates of death.
Bye
Nov 6, 2018
Nov 6, 2018 at 5:09 AM UTC
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Nov 19, 2018
Nov 19, 2018 at 7:39 PM UTC
In 2008, the British Home Office lost the data of 84,000 English and Welsh prisoners. Catastrophic events can follow on from the humblest of beginnings, in this instance the data was downloaded to a memory stick by Home Office Consultants and subsequently lost.
He was not involved, nor in any way was he linked to it. Nevertheless, he feared these types of occurrences and built his life around guarding against them. He subscribed to the business maxim ‘’How you do anything is how you do everything’’. He approached all facets of his life with a fanatical fastidiousness. He lived an almost monastic life dedicated to the eradication of risk and error. Life, as most people know, can throw up its own unpredictable events. Any conceivable eventuality can transpire. As he finally choked on the apple, he didn’t quite have time to think of the horrendous banality of his end.
Apr 9, 2019
Apr 9, 2019 at 12:14 PM UTC
It took
2 years
1 shrink,
2 consultants,
and several "experts"
to draw the conclusion
that my son is "special"
You'd think with all that book learning
They'd tell me something I don't already know.
How many exams to define love?
How many degrees to diagnose wonder?
How many recommendations of care
before they realise
that I am he
and he is me
and that is all the care we need.
Jun 20, 2014
Jun 20, 2014 at 10:13 AM UTC
In 2008, the British Home Office lost the data of 84,000 English and Welsh prisoners. Catastrophic events can follow on from the humblest of beginnings, in this instance the data was downloaded to a memory stick by Home Office Consultants and deleted.
He was not involved, nor in any way was he linked to it. Nevertheless, he feared these types of occurrences and built his life around guarding against them. He subscribed to the business maxim ‘’How you do anything is how you do everything’’. He approached all facets of his life with a fanatical fastidiousness. He lived an almost monastic life dedicated to the eradication of risk and error. Life, as most people know, can throw up its own unpredictable events. Any conceivable eventuality can transpire. As he finally choked on the apple, he didn’t quite have time to think of the horrendous banality of his end.
May 7, 2019
May 7, 2019 at 7:00 AM UTC
It seems impossible to dream of them within my dreams it always seems that I am watching from the corners of their eyes and they are dreaming deeply, otherwise then it is so.
Impossible,
but in the answer to my dreams it seems the question is not tied by one,
Oh tired one am I,
Yes,
ever on the cusp the question why will always rest or rear its ugly head,
And more impossible to go by rite or rote into these darkened corridors, I note the writings on the balconies which look like jumbled histories and then through well lit doorways into boardrooms where consultants sit.
In breaking bread I see the crumbs, I see the drunkards and the tumbleweed that rumbles through this wakefulness.
Thus the end and I will starve or halve this half led life and share a quarter, given that it's not very much
I shall dream a banquet,
that's a little touch
of magic.
Sep 25, 2015
Sep 25, 2015 at 9:27 AM UTC
**an entry as
a consultants
a strange experience
how few men
work together
as partners
and
In every firm
one partner was rude
others partners are polite
then analyzed
all successful partnership
has shared personality
one partner masked male role
others partners plays the female role
Is that's why?
they called partners...**
Apr 2, 2016
Apr 2, 2016 at 11:06 AM UTC
**Me and my friend
both are consultants..
relatively
in same segment.
he says
"I grow better
than him and
can't compete with me"
I revealed my secret
"You compete with me
But
I compete with my clients!!"**
May 5, 2017
May 5, 2017 at 12:27 AM UTC