Oh, last night, did you see
what happened to that bloke on TV?
Well I were shocked, it baffled me
anyway, got to go.
Saw the Doctor t'other day,
whatshername thinks one is gay,
His name? no, she didn't say,
Is that my bus?
His wife was out with him from work
always thought he was a berk
sits in the office, has a permanent smirk.
See you later.
Not got any news today
my gossipy friend has gone away
off to Spain on holiday
Never said goodbye.