Dad:
Knock Knock

Me:
Who's there?

Dad:
Hike

Me:
Hike who?

Dad:
Unsuspecting child
Dad waiting with bated breath
Sets the perfect trap

Me:
My dearest father,
Alas, your trap was not sprung
I saw it coming.

Dad:
My sweetest daughter,
I was just  bragging on you,
And you turned on me.

Me:
You made this menace
They say you reap what you sow
-From your pride and joy

Dad:
Alas, you wound me,
I'm but partially at fault,
You are your mom's clone.

Me:
Mom does not haiku
This mischief is all from you
I got lots from you

Dad:
Only half from me,
Haiku from me is recent,
But it made you smile.

Me:
I value both halves
I am proud to be of you
I love you daddy

Dear Life,

The other day I tripped over one of your ‘little bumps’ on my path,
But I have a feeling those making the road don’t measure nor know math,
But could you do a girl a favour, when you hire,
Get someone with previous experience prior,
Because I don’t know if I’m the only one,
But there seems to be an awful lot of them that stun,
Maybe fire everyone & replace them with actual professionals that are new,
Because they just stand and watch, your current crew,
Leaving it all up to an apprentice who leaves a lot of bumps along the way,
And your so called ‘professionals’ just sit back and say,
“Yep, don’t worry, it’s just a little bump, no one will notice it”,
Guess What?!, People are fcking noticing & we get stuck with this sht,
So, get your thumb out your **** and get it done right,
Or believe me you and I life, will end up in a ****** fight.

Yours Truly
An Angry Customer

Two brothers, one quest
Killing monsters is what they do best
Down this path since they were young
Sams quick wit & Deans suave tongue
Heaven, hell and everything in between
Nothing like you’ve ever seen
Sam thinks he is smart, Dean thinks he is a stud
Idjits, Family don’t end with blood
Battling creatures that prey in the night
It’s a truly gruesome sight
From angels to zombies they get the job done
Each one a brave and a loyal son
Father is a hunter, husband, father & a tortured man
For his family, he does all he can
Trying to save each other & others from damnation
They are our only hope for salvation
As they impersonate officers of the law
Fake badges, they come to your door
Dean with his car
Sam with his scar
Bobby is their second dad
His back story, like the boys, is just as sad
Castiel at first is uptight but soon he will see
That all have the right and should be free
When cast down he is stuck in a rut
Then joins the fight calling Michael an ***-****
Crowly the funny guy who rules hell
Hello boys do you have a soul to sell
Sam makes you feel, Dean makes you smirk
Sam the b*tch, Dean the ****
The journey is long, full of sorrow & pain
Enough to drive the sanest person insane
But through it all, they have each other
Each sacrificing all for his brother
No truer bond can be broken down
As they help those in need from town to town
Having to solve a ****** in time, they never back down
Heavens & hells war, they are stuck in the middle
They have been to hell and back
Always something lurking, waiting to attack
Two brothers, one quest
Killing monsters is what they do best!