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Mar 2016 · 402
You're welcome.
Mr Buddy Mar 2016
You're welcome.
Shopping for a new winter jacket,

$250,

**** it,

Take it up to the register,

That'll be $150,

I go:

I'm Sorry...?

Yes everything's an additional 40% off, Sir.

I go:

....Oh, you're sorry.
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Oct 2015 · 398
Lost Voice
Mr Buddy Oct 2015
Lost Voice
If he could talk what would he say?
If she could talk what would she say?
If it could speak where would it stray.......
I speak for Lucifer.
#lucy
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Jun 2015 · 920
Friends
Mr Buddy Jun 2015
Friends
A circle is round.
It has no ends.
Thats how long I've been living with Mesothelioma.
lil jawn piece poem whipped up
#friends #circle #cam #meso
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Apr 2015 · 1.7k
hatfields and mccoy
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
hatfields and mccoy
lil haiku
i whiipped up:)

5-you will need your mittens Mr. Tu Bishva't...
7- "hot! hot! on the dot! Smelly *******....."
5-Mr. Pp is off his rocker tonight.....
ahhhhh lil haiku
slinngin like teddy B
#*** #2 #shoes #day1 #hat #buddy #a1 #firld
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Apr 2015 · 4.7k
Mr Birthday Blurjy
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Mr Birthday Blurjy
Haiku

5-Well you dont say... its your birthday Mr Buddy.....
7- Time to take my mr PP......
5- Mr Birthday Blurjy.....
mr bday blurjy
lil blurjy
#hello #birthday #mr #blurjy
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Apr 2015 · 844
Put ya dick back in ya pants
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Put ya **** back in ya pants
5-Mr Buddy you are not allowed here....
7-Mr Buddy your kind is not welcome here...
5- Mr PP put ya **** back in ur pants !!!
Back at jt
#me #youre #yay #buddy #mr #yy
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Apr 2015 · 2.6k
I wish I could reproduce (Haiku)
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
I wish I could reproduce (Haiku)
5-I wish I could reproduce
7-I wish my **** was a waterfall
5-I wish I could get an *******
I wish
#sad #depression #pain #i #**** #me #am #buddy #mr
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Apr 2015 · 791
Mr. Halfie
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Mr. Halfie
5- how much will it be Mr. Halfie.....
7-the wind silenced the night......
5- Will you be my Mr Buddy......?
iasjdfoaij
#over #take #buddy #mr
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Apr 2015 · 1.9k
Time to dine
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Time to dine
5-Hello Mr. Chippppp, I'm ready....
7-It is time to dine Mr Buddy.....
5-Are you an MR CT Buddy?
mr coach teacher
#love #depression #teach #coach #ct #buddy #mr
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Apr 2015 · 741
Wait for me (Haiku)
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Wait for me (Haiku)
5- Mr. Buddy wait for me.....
7- Time for dinner Mr. PP.....
5-Mr. Lake Minnetonka.......
Lil haiku i just whipped up
#haiku #lil #chel #swensy
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Apr 2015 · 534
Give me mas (first haiku)
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Give me mas (first haiku)
5- Give me mas Mr Buddy....
7- I am from the waters of Lake Minnetonka!:-)
5- Will u be my MR Buddy 2 shoes.....
mr swensy
#mr #minnetonka
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Apr 2015 · 1.6k
CT (HAIku)
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
CT (HAIku)
5- Are you an Mr. CT?
7- I am from the waters of Lake Minnetonka...
5-Please do not touch me there....
lil chel lil swensy
#teacher #haha #coach #ct #buddy #mr #mrrrrr #budddddyyyyy #reilly
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Apr 2015 · 1.1k
Mr Haiku
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Mr Haiku
5 - I am Mr. Haiku
7- Want to be my Mr Buddy?
5- Mr Lake Minnetonka............
lil chel
lil swensy
lil ocpy
lil wolfy
lil chel
lil mr buddy
lil dallyp
lil SB
lil poetry
lil tea
lil tb
lil mr haiku
#the #walking #through #forest #2 #shoes #buddy #mr
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Apr 2015 · 1.1k
Lake Minnetonka
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Lake Minnetonka
5 - Mr Buddy loves lakes...
7 - I am the same as you dude...
5 - Mr Lake Minnetonka.....
Lil chel lil swensy lil ocp lil chel mr swensy chosen one
#two #one #step #buddy #mr
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Apr 2015 · 1.9k
Mr Buddy's First Poem (Haiku) (Want to be my buddy?)
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Mr Buddy's First Poem (Haiku) (Want to be my buddy?)
5 - Want to be buddies?
7 - Mr. Buddy Two Shoes Please...
5 - Please be my buddy...
First lil poem i just whipped up
lil website forum poetry
lil swensy
lil chel
lil SB
lil OCP
lil 2k
lil swensy
lil stop
#love #two #it #shoes #buddy #mr
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