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Mar 2016 · 400
You're welcome.
Mr Buddy Mar 2016
Shopping for a new winter jacket,

$250,

**** it,

Take it up to the register,

That'll be $150,

I go:

I'm Sorry...?

Yes everything's an additional 40% off, Sir.

I go:

....Oh, you're sorry.
Oct 2015 · 396
Lost Voice
Mr Buddy Oct 2015
If he could talk what would he say?
If she could talk what would she say?
If it could speak where would it stray.......
I speak for Lucifer.
Jun 2015 · 918
Friends
Mr Buddy Jun 2015
A circle is round.
It has no ends.
Thats how long I've been living with Mesothelioma.
lil jawn piece poem whipped up
Apr 2015 · 1.7k
hatfields and mccoy
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
lil haiku
i whiipped up:)

5-you will need your mittens Mr. Tu Bishva't...
7- "hot! hot! on the dot! Smelly *******....."
5-Mr. Pp is off his rocker tonight.....
ahhhhh lil haiku
slinngin like teddy B
Apr 2015 · 4.7k
Mr Birthday Blurjy
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Haiku

5-Well you dont say... its your birthday Mr Buddy.....
7- Time to take my mr PP......
5- Mr Birthday Blurjy.....
mr bday blurjy
lil blurjy
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5-Mr Buddy you are not allowed here....
7-Mr Buddy your kind is not welcome here...
5- Mr PP put ya **** back in ur pants !!!
Back at jt
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5-I wish I could reproduce
7-I wish my **** was a waterfall
5-I wish I could get an *******
I wish
Apr 2015 · 789
Mr. Halfie
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5- how much will it be Mr. Halfie.....
7-the wind silenced the night......
5- Will you be my Mr Buddy......?
iasjdfoaij
Apr 2015 · 1.9k
Time to dine
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5-Hello Mr. Chippppp, I'm ready....
7-It is time to dine Mr Buddy.....
5-Are you an MR CT Buddy?
mr coach teacher
Apr 2015 · 736
Wait for me (Haiku)
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5- Mr. Buddy wait for me.....
7- Time for dinner Mr. PP.....
5-Mr. Lake Minnetonka.......
Lil haiku i just whipped up
Apr 2015 · 525
Give me mas (first haiku)
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5- Give me mas Mr Buddy....
7- I am from the waters of Lake Minnetonka!:-)
5- Will u be my MR Buddy 2 shoes.....
mr swensy
Apr 2015 · 1.6k
CT (HAIku)
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5- Are you an Mr. CT?
7- I am from the waters of Lake Minnetonka...
5-Please do not touch me there....
lil chel lil swensy
Apr 2015 · 1.1k
Mr Haiku
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5 - I am Mr. Haiku
7- Want to be my Mr Buddy?
5- Mr Lake Minnetonka............
lil chel
lil swensy
lil ocpy
lil wolfy
lil chel
lil mr buddy
lil dallyp
lil SB
lil poetry
lil tea
lil tb
lil mr haiku
Apr 2015 · 1.1k
Lake Minnetonka
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5 - Mr Buddy loves lakes...
7 - I am the same as you dude...
5 - Mr Lake Minnetonka.....
Lil chel lil swensy lil ocp lil chel mr swensy chosen one
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5 - Want to be buddies?
7 - Mr. Buddy Two Shoes Please...
5 - Please be my buddy...
First lil poem i just whipped up
lil website forum poetry
lil swensy
lil chel
lil SB
lil OCP
lil 2k
lil swensy
lil stop

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