Sneaky, scaly,
They live in a valley
Slimy, wormy
Not worthy of taxidermy
Patterned all pretty
Not welcome in the city
They have no pity
Very nasty and gritty
Some have a rattler
The worst tattler
Don't even speak like a prattler
Natures guerilla battler
Narrow slits for eyes
Whoever is bit dies
They have no allies
They are an unpleasant surprise
Sneaky, scaly,
They live in a valley
Slimy, wormy
Not worthy of taxidermy