YEET that empty can into a crowd full of people and SCREAM "THIS BEVERAGE THAT I HAVE PURCHASED PREVIOUSLY AT THE MACHINE IS NOW EMPTIED OF IT'S CONTENTS PREVIOUS TO ME THROWING SAID EMPTY ALUMINIUM INTO A HALLWAY!!"
乁(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)ㄏ I was writing something serious but then I said why not and wrote something hideous. I happen to enjoy spicy crunchy juice water.
I’d rather live for now. At least long enough to be in a band. Long enough to see who the next president is. Enough to see the next ****** Disney Star Wars.
And **** if I’m going to **** myself one day, No way I’m dying a ****** that’s so lame. No way I’m dying without skydiving at least once. No way I’m dying without running bare *** naked through New York City.
Until then, guess I’ll try to enjoy life. Let’s see how that goes.