Dates, are either wrinkly
Mine wasn't that good as
I spat out his tongue.
Dam, I only said Hi...….
Down and down I go this aisle with cart Oh hi man how are you? I’m fine that’s ‘ight and you I’m good thx yeah for me there someth? Oh yeah this here and this one pink envelope? well that’s from you know oh yes that’s one well fine okay have a good day yeah bye and off I go again for me? Yeah this I do not like him I try to keep him off my sight and mind but smile nice shirt oh yeah? just ironed well bye-bye pretentious ***** and phony also this is **** I should of said that next time sure for sure ensure the screech is pleasant to lubricate forgot après this finished howdy-rowdy for me smth no pardon c’est fine go by there’s really nothing poor old creep for him man’ years he here and not one sheet that’s triste but oh again this cramp should aim for loo ma’am après vous those thighs in nylon wiggle-waggle just like Bloom I am that day today but winter tho’ though onward batches envelopes and stamps hiya my mate how miles per day come forth that’s heyyy that is the one I yeahyeahyeah dumbf nonono he’s just like I like you like me obnoxious clown to grab and off this floor should be enough to from this height his gray to smash to mash this one is fine to smash to mash oh yuck this almost got me shhhhh
To Smash to mash
There's this corner in the living room I hate
It's gonna hurt me
I will get sick from it
It's got bugs
It's darker as it gets lower into the tip of the corner
I feel like it has eyes sometimes
I don't wanna look at it
It looks at me when I sleep
I don't wanna move my pillow to that side ever
It could be a giant black oozing monster
I'm afraid I smell it
I don't wanna touch it
It's gonna hurt me
Yet I still sleep with my bed in that corner
There really is this corner i hate in my living room
The cake burned in the oven
The fridge broke down as well
The plumbing broke
& soaked the floor
This was the day from hell.
So much for cake & ice cream
So much for mopping up
I'm telling you, I have the flu
This day has been a flop!
Not gonna call a plumber
You know how $$$ goes
This happened on a Sunday
That's spendy doncha know!
I've HAIR that hurts, my buddy
I've such and aching head!
Is it a sin to just turn in?
I'll spend the day in bed!.
My birthday wasn't quite that bad, but I wasn't feeling well. Yucky poo!!
Everyone like different things. To you 'yuck' to someone else, 'yum'.
In the in-between stage where there is just enough alcohol in my veins to try and convince me that what we had was good.
The sweet spot.
Too little or too much and all I see is the problems and why it ended in goodbye,
here I see “hey princess”-
all the “I love yous”
“I’d do anything for you”
“You’re worth it, no matter the cost”
and I know in an hour or two I’ll be thinking clearly again-
but **** right now-
I know why I stayed for so long.
I’m tipsy and we’re flirting again and I’m sorry.
dracula likes to ****
Tom Brady likes to tuck
Twain writes about Huck
Irish all about that luck
hard to find this gem of a poem through the muck
when they tell you at a hockey game to duck
it's most likely a flying puck
He swore to ignore every odd-ball notion that came awkwardly knocking at his door.
Irregular patterns tap-hapata-ladding like some kind of fiend desperate for human interaction.
"It's just a lump of useless tissue with issues I'll never be able to correct." - That's what the cardiologist thought as he had a heart attack.
The only thing worse
Than finding a worm in your apple
Is finding half of one
After a bite
Food for thought. In too deep. Ewwwww
When I'm with you
I'm never blue
When you're around all my problems fade
Every color becomes a brighter shade
You're in my head with every love song that comes on
You're the "Hidden meaning" behind everything I've drawn
Every single time you hold my hand
My heart pounds like a brass band
The very first time that we kissed
I thought nothing better on Earth could exist
Every time that we awkwardly hug
I feel like your arms are an addictive drug
When I text you all I get are butterflies
My mind plastered with your blue eyes
Your laugh is the beat of my heart
Your existence is a work of art
The only way I would say "I do"
Is if you're the one saying it too
this is super gross