The **** kids gaol
Once upon a time there was this kid named Brian Mandler who was 14 years
Of age and was sort of obsessed with figuring out a way to catch and reform
Really dangerous criminals. When he explained how he’ll do it to his family,
They told him that they don’t want to hear it and they all leave the room and
Brian went to his room and got onto his computer and started to track
Down some dangerous criminals and as well as that he will watch Australia’s
Most wanted and unsolved mysteries to make sure he is up to date with the
Goings on and when he catches them he will give them a pill which puts
Them to sleep and it makes them dream that they are on TV and Brian
Can watch it to keep him informed on their goings on.
When he saw the first criminal who was named David Perton Brown who
Was a real evil child snatcher who loves to pray on vonerable kids who
Haven’t got good lives as well as robbing them and leaving them to die
and then he’ll do about 180 on the freeway trying to **** families
On their way to their holiday destination and quite often he succeeded but
This time Brian got onto his computer and said that he wants to get David
And put him on a early morning childrens show called the Saturday Morning
Cartoon hour where he’ll meet people left, right and centre and most of those
People will be children and he’ll have guests who will give him heaps for the
Crimes that he did and also he’ll have a visit from the police every 4 Saturdays
To really check up on him but he had to make the kids unaware by posing to
Make sure that kid’s say no to drugs and lifts with strangers and that meant
That the host could try something outside.
As well as that Brian put him on a nightly music show because some of his
Victims are now teenagers who like music and Brian made him the sort of
Host that will constantly goof up a lot. The program was called The Talent
Quest and he’ll be teamed up with 2 police officers who are making sure there
Is no funny stuff going on.
Brian planned to keep him in his little gaol for a long time till he starts to settle
Down a bit.
The next criminal is Joshua Tartwright who is a vicious modern day pirate who
Takes adults over 40 and holds them captive in his little boat and he has been
Doing this for about 12 years and Brian got onto his computer and told it
That he wants Joshua to on the pirates of the Carribean TV series and keep him there till he realises that he is no match for those pirates
And he doesn’t feel like kidnapping them anymore but this was hard to get him
To take the drug and Brian had to get to rough police officers to hold him down
And then force feed him till he his knocked completely out and then his life as
A television star started. Joshua was excited about being on a pirate show and
He wanted to email all his friends but he was stuck in another world and also
He was the one the pirates wouldn’t leave alone and he felt weird and wanted
The drug to wear off but we all know that when it wears off it’s dinner time.
As he started the pirate show it was hard for him to be his own man because he
Was kidnapped straight away it was hard for him to understand what this
Dream meant and was trying to tell Brian that he wants his blood.
Brian jumped on the computer and said how about we keep him captive there
For 2 hours and then it would be dinner time and h’ll enjoy that.
Meanwhile Brian wasn’t scared one little bit and watched the television to
Catch another criminal and it was Mark Dellar who tried to make John the
Baptist (the religious fellow) look evil by coming into the Christian church and
Preaching that John the Baptist was evil and every thing that he did
John the Baptist was telling him to do it and the Christians were very
Upset and screamed so loudly as Mark stole money from everyone in
There and Brian got onto his computer and said that he wants to put
Mark in his gaol and make him a religious guru to be put onto Television
At 5 am every weekday morning as well as listen to good people’s
Prayer requests and he must help them as well. The first request was a
Man who is terminally ill and there is no way he will get out of it and
This man yelled at him in the prayer request that he sent and Mark
Tried to tell him that he has nothing to worry about because God
Is on your side and Brian got onto his computer and made the walls
Cave in and knocked Mark out and the man just ran away saying
We won the first battle and Mark woke up and he had a cup of coffee
And a biscuit waiting for him and he was relieved but there were more
Strange cases in his dream and Brian is there to reform him.
Brian thought it was a good job he gave him as a Television preacher helping people get better than making people feel Worse which what he was doing..
Brian watched more of Australia’s most wanted and saw a group of
Violent and dangerous armed robbers who were knocking over 7
Eleven stores and rich people’s houses as well as stopping the
Families from going out and having fun and Brian had his little
Plan to get them in his little gaol. He wanted to play them at their
Own game by pretending he was a rich powerful man because
He had more dangerous things than any robber like his booster
Shot in which Brian wanted then to be cops in televisions cop
Drama ‘cop department” in which they deal with dangerous criminals
Like them each day and Brian thought that they will reform if they
Knew the kind of trauma they were putting their victims through and Brian
Keeps them there forever if they don’t reform even if it eventually kills
Them so the crooks can’t escape because Brian is too powerful for
Any of them.
Brian sat their laughing at the armed robbers playing cops and at
One moment they were locked in a security vault which had a
Bomb in it which is set to explode in 20 minutes and Brian went
On the computer and said let the bomb go off and then they will
Be put back in their beds and we will have lunch for them before
We torture them some more and then Brian sat down and said
What a job well done but there are still heaps of dangerous criminals
He needs to catch yet
Brian turned on America’s most wanted and there was the Texan ******
Who preys upon women in their 20s by luring them into his panel van
And keeping them ******* in his back shed till they are killed and Brian
Said that he wants to catch the Texan ****** and start him on stint on
General hospital where he will play a young woman who is the target
Of a never ending ****.
The police took the drug off Brian and went straight to the Texan rapists
House to give him the drug and at first he wondered why he needed to
Take these drugs because he wasn’t mental he said and there is nothing
Wrong with him and he refused to take them and tried to escape and
Then Brian got onto his computer to make him too slow to get away and
Brian was happy to get him onto General hospital and make the old ladies
Very happy.
When he first fell asleep there was a ****** at the end of his bed and wanted
To get within his sheets and really let him have it and the Texan ****** was
Screaming so loud stuff like” Let me go I’m a man not a woman but this
****** just heard the innocent lady scream and there was no way that he
Was to escape and Brian was laughing like crazy at the Texan rapists bad ordeal
And went onto the computer and said I want him to be attacked every day
To understand what it was like for his victims and they started to employ
People to play the rapists straight away and Brian was happy to see that this
Plan of his is working very well.
Brian was the envy of all his friends but noone apart from his best friend
Thomas knew about it because of the closeness of their friendship,
Brian’s secret was safe with him.
Brian and Thomas went to the park to have a drink under the tree
Together and talked about their lives and Brian isn’t aloud to talk about
His gaol life just in case anyone was around and at the moment noone
Could suspect anything.
After Brian had a break he watched more of Australia’s most wanted and
Saw there was a man wanted for bank fraud who is on the run in Brisbane
And Brian wanted to track him down and give him the drug that puts
Him in his little gaol where Brian will put him on as victim of fraud who
Was on Brian’s fake edition of 60 minutes until he realises that what
He did is wrong and that he will never do it again and when the police
Arrived at his house to give him Brian’s magical reforming drug he put
Up a fight and started to flee away on foot down the street that he lives
In with some police following him and others contacting Brian to use his
Powers to make him slower and catch him and give the drug to him and
Put the fraud man who doesn’t tell people his name into his little gaol and
When they did Brian was so happy of all the crooks he caught without
A worry in the world , Brian watched the episode of 60 minutes and
Really enjoyed him suffering because of all the people he made suffer
He needs a taste of his own medicine.
They asked him what is it like to be a victim of fraud and do you think you will
Ever see that kind of money again and he told them that he wants the money he
Stole so he could go to the Bahamas and cruise around looking for chicks and
Brian went straight to the computer and said keep ribbing him because it’s fun to
Make this guy suffer because what he did was terrible so rib something fierce.
Brian watched this music show and He was happy that the young people who were at the music festival were
Really letting him have it and this really entertained Brian a lot and
Then he switched it over to the Talent quest where our criminal was being
Told he was talentless and was upset with the whole outcome of it all, he
Threatened to jump off the top building and be dead forever and Brian
Went onto the computer and said that there is no way that he will die if he
Jumps off the roof to the ground, in fact he will just wake up and a guard will
Be there to keep an eye on him and now he was aware of the fact that noone
Could escape from Brian’s little gaol.
The Saturday morning cartoon show went very well with the child snatcher
Being teased by 2 11 year old girls and one 7 year old boy and he nearly lost it and Brian was so happy that they were teasing him. Then he told the kids that
He will **** them all and Brian went onto the computer and said don’t try any
Funny stuff because there is no escape for you now fella,and then he put
one of the cartoons which was our modern day pirate who was being tortured by Blackbeard and Brian was happy because this man needed to know why he is
in this little gaol of Brian’s, and then he went onto his computer and said to
Blackbeard too never let him get free because what he was doing to these
Adults was a very bad thing and then he went back to his chair and laughed at
Blackbeard the pirate torturing this modern day pirate like a lamb to the
Slaughter.
Blackbeard also made to walk the plank and Threatened to cut his head off
Agreed that it could be fun to see him suffer. Like what it was like for him
In the end of his life and the pirate said “please don’t **** me please don’t ****
Me I am a modern pirate and in days to come pirates have a lot of vegeance
Than in these times” and Brian went to the computer and told them to
Chop his head off once and then keep trying to do it so he could suffer
And that would be heaps of fun Brian thought.
Brian turned it over to general hospital where his Texan ****** was screaming
In the back boot of a car and noone could hear him except for Brian who was
Watching him and he got up and wrote on the computer “He wants them to
Feed his body to the sharks at 11.59 am so he could be ready for lunch.
He switched the TV over to the cop show where our armed robbers thought they are in the perfect job because there were no crimes around so they just sat down
And relaxed and Brian wasn’t happy and went to this computer and told
Everybody to put on a few situations to make them really suffer like they
Did to the police on Earth and then suddenly there was a call on the 000
Saying there was a mother and her 13 year old son locked in their panic
Room while the robbers were having a field day robbing the place
and the cops went straight there only to find out that this was their first
test, because when the reached them the crooks turned on them and
left the mother and 13 year old son in the panic room and Brian went
to his computer and said I want these so-called policeman to try to save the
mother and son instead of trying to **** the police and if they don’t they will
flunk the test. So one of the policemen went into the house and tried to
save the mother and son while the other two were having a gunfight and the
policeman who was in the house saving the victims couldn’t get the door
opened and screamed for his mates to help him but they were too busy
having a gunfight in the front lawn with the neighbours scared for each others
safety, and Brian went to his computer and said give these ****** gunfighters
a wake up pill because they don’t seem to realise what is really important
here and that is saving the victims and not killing the cops like cowboys
and Indians you ****** fools.
While all the caught prisoners eating their meals Brian watched Australia’s most
Wanted to try to catch some more crooks and they told him about the
Charnwood child snatcher who lived in “as the name suggests” Charnwood
And he took street kids off the streets and he would tell them that he has the
Perfect home for them and as a matter of fact he would tie the kids up
And when they die of starvation or dehydration he would take them out
To the cow paddock and let the cows pick at them and When Brian heard
The details he got straight up to his computer and said that he wants to
Put the Charnwood child snatcher on a new show called Sugary who is
A very witty and smart seal who is befriended by this 8 year old boy who
Is the Charnwood child snatcher because Brian wanted to teach him
Not to destroy the family’s lives, like he did when he kidnapped their
Children from them.
Brian sat down and watched the first episode and they had this evil
Genous who wanted to take the seal and sell him for seal meat and
The boy was so determined to stop this crook he would stay out and
Guard Sugary all night and hours and hours went by and noone turned
Up and the boy was determined not to leave because Sugary was his
Favourite pet.
When the crooks got there the boy jumped up and said” If you want
Sugary you have to take me as well” and the men said “Whatever”
And shoved the kid in a bag with the attempt the **** him and then
**** Sugary soon after and Brian got up to his computer, don’t let them
Be killed, just keep him ******* till the end when the parents come to save
Them and make sure that sugary is safe as well.
Then Brian sat down and saw The father rescue the boy and Sugary from
This evil genious and the evil genious said I will get you next time boy
Next time heh heh heh and then you won’t escape from that.
The Charnwood child snatcher woke up and found himself locked in a room
And he looked outside and a lady has a cup of coffee for him and he took
The coffee and thanked the lady and sat down until it was time to take his
Reforming pill.
Brian was happy because the Charnwood child snatcher was forced to learn
The perfect family bond between parents and children.
About 5 hours later than that Brian sat down and watched the 6 o clock news
And they informed everybody with Christmas approaching there was man
Who escaped from prison who is a good santa claus impersonator and every
Christmas he would go to Santa School and pass the test and then he’ll be
Assigned to working in one of the shopping malls and that doesn’t sound
Like such a crime and Brian was thinking this is a happy story until he heard
The next bit where he will get the kids to put their name and address so he
Knows where to go on Christmas eve and then he studies when the kids
Will be alone in the house and comes to their homes