Wimps, whiners and data miners. All gathered here together. Crooks, embezzlers and free ***** guzzlers And hookers dressed in leather. Lying, cheating and some **** beating And even some ****** games. Walls at borders and restraining orders And finding others to blame.
Cheaters, beaters and lying pig-men Trying their best to succeed In the race for worst ******* of them all. One more ripoff is all they need. Blaming, shaming and gerrymandering Doing their best to become Millionaires, billionaires, zillionaires Ruling absolutely over the dumb.
Mewling, puking and crying out loud Losing stolen funds they invested. Society defeafened from applause and hurrahs When the lot of them are arrested. Ripping, tearing their thousand dollar suits; Begging their thousand year old God. They’re the twenty first century Washington batch Of Wynken, Blynken and Nod.