Seventeen crooks have overpowered a man and are gang-****** his wife, which is bad; When the Defenders find out about it, they get mad.
The Defenders leave Dr. Strange's house and search for the 17 crooks, as you can see; They're gonna stop the 17 crooks and I'm sure you'll agree.
When the Defenders find the 17 crooks, they tell the evil punks to stop, which is true; When the 17 crooks see the Defenders, they stop gang-****** the woman, which is a smart thing to do.
Dr. Strange uses his magic to knock out four of the crooks, which is cool; The 17 crooks are also stupid *** fools.
Namor the Sub-Mariner beats up the other four crooks, which is awesome as can be; The Hulk delivers a thunderclap to knock out five of the crooks immediately.
The Silver Surfer uses bolts of his cosmic energy to knock out the last four crooks, which is swell; When the 17 crooks are beaten, Dr. Strange calls the police and here are more things that I'll tell.
The married couple thank the Defenders for beating up the 17 crooks, which is polite; Rapists getting their ***** kicked is an excellent sight.
When the police arrive to arrest the 17 crooks, the Defenders go away; The police will take the ***** woman to the hospital and that's all I have to say.
Two evil men are robbing a teenage store clerk at a grocery store, as you can see; When Daredevil, a.k.a. the Scarlet Swashbuckler, finds out about it, he swings to the grocery store immediately.
The two crooks are robbing the teenage store clerk at gunpoint, which is true; When the Scarlet Swashbuckler arrives at the grocery store, he knows what he must do.
When the two crooks run out of the store carrying the stolen money, the Scarlet Swashbuckler confronts the pieces of dirt; The Scarlet Swashbuckler will make sure that the two crooks are seriously hurt.
The two crooks try to shoot the Scarlet Swashbuckler with their guns; With his martial art techniques and baton, the Scarlet Swashbuckler beats up the two crooks, which is fun.
The Scarlet Swashbuckler takes the stolen money away from the crooks and gives it back to the teenage store clerk, which is nice; The two crooks are cold as ice.
The teenage store clerk thanks the Scarlet Swashbuckler and calls the police, which is smart; The Scarlet Swashbuckler still has goodness in his heart.
When the police arrive to arrest the two crooks, the Scarlet Swashbuckler swings away; The two crooks are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The Muslim twin brothers are driving somewhere in the daytime and see an attack; A good man is being assaulted by twelve male and female crooks who are black.
The Muslim twin brothers stop their car and get out carrying their weapons and I'll tell you why; They're gonna stop the daytime attack and that's no lie.
The Muslim twin brothers jump up and kick two of the crooks in the backs of their heads, as you can see; When the other crooks see the Muslim twins, they try to attack the twins with their sharp objects immediately.
The first Muslim twin uses his butterfly swords to cut off the hands of the third and fourth crooks, which is smart; The crooks have sinful hearts.
The second Muslim twin uses his staff to hit the fifth crook in her head, which is great as can be; He kicks the sixth crook in his face and I know you'll agree.
The first Muslim twin kicks and knocks out the seventh and eighth crooks, which is all right; He uses his butterfly swords to cut off the hands of the ninth and tenth crooks, which is bright.
The second Muslim twin uses his staff to knock out the eleventh and twelfth crooks, which is cool; The Muslim twin brothers have beaten the evil fools.
The Muslim twin brothers comfort the injured good man and call the police, which is swell; The first Muslim twin cleans his butterfly swords and here are other things that I'll tell.
The police arrive and arrest the twelve crooks, which is great; The twelve crooks are full of stupidity and hate.
The police take the injured good man to a hospital and here's something else that I'll say; The Muslim twin brothers get back in their car and drive away.