i have 10 seconds to write this poem
its not very good
i like wood

harambe salami
king of the apes
with some credible japes
oh how i miss your sweet smile
you could slam dunk a crocodile
but there was nothing they could do
to stop you from turning that kid into poo
so they shot you through the heart
and you're to blame
you give love
a bad name

bees

fleas

keys

bleeps

heaps

of dead children

holocaust

big naruto boy
to you i am a toy
u are so large
to move u i need a barge
which broke
so i cant move u
so i will feed you more
and write more of ur lore

one day u will die
and i will cry
but for now
ill fap real hard

*******
smunghole
in the *******
was a scattootle
scattootle bootle wootly?
bow wow slam dow sham wow
spow spow pow pow pop
pop pop pop
watchin *****'s drop

in the park
man with candy
i get in van
no good van
feely van
thats him officer

chihauhua with cheseburgers for feet
why do u have cheeseburgers for feet
i could get it some cleats
to put on ur feet meat
and so there will be cleats on ur feet meet
and then ill feed u some beats
so u dont have to eat ur delcious cheeseburgers for feet

Back from the dead.
Under the ground.
Soul escaping my body.
Help is what I cry for.
Death is what I want.
I just want this world to end.
Do I want to live with pain?
9 times I've tried to die.
-
1 more chance to make things right.
1 chance to read the first letter of each sentence.

i scream

you scream

we all scream

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

john cena is
amazing
his stare is
dazing
i type this while im
blazing

but no body can hear my scream
because its just all a dream
dream dream dream
dream team deam
it unnecessary to wear clothes
****

i forbote the pode
which blocks my hole
from being penetrated
sad

jew jew jew
holocaust holocaust holocaust
dead jew dead jew dead jew

kappa kappa 123

wont you come sing with me

when life give lemon
make aids
we all like aids
now we party

join at lemonparty.org

there once was a man who could run at break-neck pace

he could even fly through time and space

he was so sneaky he was invisible on radar

his name was captain pronin, superstar

sad bad
so no sad
sad happy
happy flappy
flappy clappy
dappy slappy
spousal abuse

shrek is beck
deck is smeck
get top decked by the kripp
or u wont get any dipp

slip slop
drip drop
kip kop
hippity hoppity hood
goes the clock
tick tock
the mouse ran up the wall
and died

rest in pizza

there spider once
spider sad
spider **** small child
spider prad
spider crawl into dead child
lay baby spider
momy pick up child
explode in to baby spider
mommy cry
cry spider in eye

tar
smar
dar
car
vroom vroom
hit a broom
rip in peice
lightning mcqueen

Two memes diverged in a dank montage,
And sorry I could not watch both
And be one memer, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it memed in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as dank,
And having perhaps the better meme,
Because it was dank and wanted memes;
Though as for that the meming there
Had danked them really about the same,

And both that montage equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden african american.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back to 9gag.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence: ******* kiddies
Two memes diverged in a montage, and I—
I took the one less memed by,
And that has made all the dankness.

the great tree debate
of 1988
was covered in blood
because its that time of the month

triggery diggery dock
the tumblrina ran up the clock
but fell down because obese


patriachry

urgot, u big oaf
do u want to eat another bread loaf?
ur just so fat
i hope ur not a democrat
because this spider
might cryder
if u dont hug janna
with a bannana
soraka is now sad
and that is bad
league of legends is gay
but we play every day