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John Cena Mar 2016
paschabiceps with his muscles so large
the best player on VP thats for sure
hes so good he might as well be in charge
the rest of them are bad, but he'll endure
a lot of my friends think you're awesome too
my bearded friend wants to ride on your arm
a transfer to a good team is past due
to watch your games i set an alarm
i wake up before the sun even rises
to hear your sweet polish voice in my ear
you and your great skill, full of surprises
you are one of the things i hold most dear
i bet you could lift a hundred pound pole
pashabiceps pro, my friends full control
OpTic FaZe May 2015
BIG BOOTTYYYY WOMEN BECAUSE ******* IS DISRESPECTFUL
OpTic FaZe May 2015
i m4y lik3 4dult c0nt3nt
but that ****
d035nt c0mp3t3 w1th my AIRHORN
BEW BEW BEW BEEEEWWWW
**** SON
I see your name glisten, your heart races
And with this multikill you will reach high places
scream aloud and build up the streak
Listen to fggts as they critique
MLG m9, Don't play if your noob
hardc0re the only way we do
1v1 m3 if your so tough
Il nock you out, im 6ft and buff
**** dont even try to stop me
Im a genius, im pro, im to mlgee
The more you boast, the harder you will crash
*** off m9 your just jealous of my ca$h
******* HACKER
******* scrub you dont even lift
Hubris and Pride, condemned and forsaken
Act like a god, treated like Satan
The game is over, you've won and congrats.
I'm sure your more of a man after that.
mlg for lyfe
yeah right
onto the next game because you alone
and need people online to call your own
I expect you expect an explanation. That's why I'm not giving you one. Kudos to Jarvis.
Ogre Shrek Sep 2014
I was feeling verylow
so i had a  blow
in my row.... boat
i shot a crow with my bow
so could have a show my with my toe
i can mow to cow
SHAM WOW
do u like pie #no lie
lie, shy, hi, bye, nice guy?
why i dont know becuase ****
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
Trickshotting on Highrise
On the Crane
Billed that *******
in the mane
Go on fazeclan
new recruit
******* man
FaZe Fruit
That's me!
How could that come to be
Im in faze now
*******, trickshot me now

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