the nice tommy carter
tommy carter was a kid who was a bubbly little cool kid, who used to hit people on the backs
and he had a very good imagination, which sometimes got the better of him, you see all his friends
played fun little games with tommy, saying you are weird tom, you are weird tom, you see tommy’s father
and mother were so nice to him, you see they will treat him like a little bubbly little cool kid, which got
tommy’s llittle bro ernie so jealous of him, you see ernice teased tommy a lot, he said, you are a little spas boy
tommy and tommy teased ernie by making ernie move around in circles, you see tommy was a tad different
in the fact that when people teased him, like saying, what’s that, your still getting teased, what’s that your still getting teased
and then tommy’s dad noticed that the teasing was really affecting tommy and decided to stop being the cool man
and he labelled himself a little quiet man, or a yepyoubigfuckheadyeahmanbop, which is a very together person who
doesn’t understand that tommy wanted to be a cool kid back then but he found it hard to understand why
was his dad changing his lifestyle, ya know changing his way of life, you see tommy liked going to the march
with his dad, so he as well as his dad can pay their res[ect to the fallen diggers, on anzac parade and tommy’s dad
played santa claus at the local mall, and tommy’s mum took tommy and ernie to see him as santa, and tommy’s dad
at easter time, used to lay all the easter eggs out so tommy and ernie can go to church and then go hiome
and get ready to search for the easter egg hunt, and i know they lived in australia, but that didn’t stop tommy dressing
tommy and ernie into halloween clothes and go around door to door saying trick or treat, this made tommy happy
as he got the most treats and make ernie very jealous and then tommy and ernie helped their mother serve out meals for the homeless
and tommy learnt that the homeless are very interesting and nice people and tommy made a few mates as he was serving the
meals, and let me tell you, that the big annual christmas party was the best, tommy was forced to dress up as santa
to spread christmas cheer to all the poor people, and tommy wears his grandfather’s medals at anzac day ceremonies
and decided to post the anzac day march on youtube, and another thing too, ernie got tommy into playing footy in
the front yard and a few mates from tommy’s school gave tommy a serve thinking he was CRAZY, playing around loud outside
but tommy didn’t care, and started to commentate his loud voiceover to his footy game, and tommy’s dad can’t really cope with
loud children, tried to show his army discipline to calm his two sons tommy and ernie, and he said, my two sons are enjoying life
playing footy in the front yard, and because tommy and ernie’s vdad really liked quiet people decided to have a cat fight with tommy
he called tommy a fool and he called him a silly clot, and he also said, the reason why i do this cause i love you tommy and i love both
of my two sons, i am trying to settle you 2 down, so tommy’s dad went into tommy’s room and tickled him and gave him a round the room
piggy back, and as he tickled him, he said, tickle tickle tum tum tickle tickle too, tickle;tickle tum tum tickle my two sons yo hoo
and this made tommy very excited as he was feeling the very big boney fingers of his father, press into his stomach, and as his father
tickled ernie, ernie laughed as well, but when tommy met johnno, who said be like us, and johnno partied with tommy and spoke to ernie and
ernie said to johnno tommy poos his pants and he talks to himself and johnno laughed along with ernie and tommy said, you are a *******
a really big *******, i make the first mate who liked me for me, and you spoil it ernie and ernie said ha ha tommy is a loser, baby, you can’t change me
and tommy was upset so he crawled through the drainpipe and he portended he was kidnapped and thrown into a garbage hopper by some drinkers
in a near by pub, and tommy lied to johnno, saying he got mugged, just to have johnno walk home with him, because tommy was a tad scared
of what bad guys will do to him, and johnno said, don’t be shy, be one of us good guys, be one of us good guys buddy, and now he watched the
anzac day march, tommy wanted to pay his respects to the fallen diggers and every april 25, wild horses couldn’t get in the way of tommy going
to the march to pay his respects and he is ready to enjoy everything that his dad taught him, now tommy’s dad his dead. tommy still wants to be
a bubbly little cool kid, but he isn’t a kid
