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A delicious little bakery is only down our street the smell of baking bread well.. it really is a treat It is run by Mrs ****** she is just so very charming but she is a little clumsy it's really quite alarming You see, she does her best to make the cakes and bake such tasty bread but the currants just go everywhere and in the pies instead And in the Cornish pasties there is very often nuts and in the fruit pie filling bacon and beef cuts But she seems to be quite fancy well there has been many rumours of her and the deliveryman well... she flashes him her bloomers But she really is so charming poor soul.. she has the worst mishaps like when she inadvertently displayed her finest baps And no one will forget when in came a group of nuns all asking some tea cakes but out popped her Chelsea buns But she really is a riot you can't help but love her so she give you all you ask for in a bargain box 'to go' And she takes care of her customers and gives out treats to sample you'll never go home hungry you'll end up with quite a armful So if you get a moment take a stroll just down our street to Mrs Dingle's bakery she really is a treat.
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Jun 4, 2016
Jun 4, 2016 at 1:39 AM UTC
Mrs Dingle's Bakery
Now as I was young and easy under the apple boughs About the lilting house and happy as the grass was green, The night above the ****** starry, Time let me hail and climb Golden in the heydays of his eyes, And honoured among wagons I was prince of the apple towns And once below a time I lordly had the trees and leaves Trail with daisies and barley Down the rivers of the windfall light. And as I was green and carefree, famous among the barns About the happy yard and singing as the farm was home, In the sun that is young once only, Time let me play and be Golden in the mercy of his means, And green and golden I was huntsman and herdsman, the calves Sang to my horn, the foxes on the hills barked clear and cold, And the sabbath rang slowly In the pebbles of the holy streams. All the sun long it was running, it was lovely, the hay Fields high as the house, the tunes from the chimneys, it was air And playing, lovely and watery And fire green as grass. And nightly under the simple stars As I rode to sleep the owls were bearing the farm away, All the moon long I heard, blessed among stables, the nightjars Flying with the ricks, and the horses Flashing into the dark. And then to awake, and the farm, like a wanderer white With the dew, come back, the **** on his shoulder: it was all Shining, it was Adam and maiden, The sky gathered again And the sun grew round that very day. So it must have been after the birth of the simple light In the first, spinning place, the spellbound horses walking warm Out of the whinnying green stable On to the fields of praise. And honoured among foxes and pheasants by the gay house Under the new made clouds and happy as the heart was long, In the sun born over and over, I ran my heedless ways, My wishes raced through the house high hay And nothing I cared, at my sky blue trades, that time allows In all his tuneful turning so few and such morning songs Before the children green and golden Follow him out of grace. Nothing I cared, in the lamb white days, that time would take me Up to the swallow thronged loft by the shadow of my hand, In the moon that is always rising, Nor that riding to sleep I should hear him fly with the high fields And wake to the farm forever fled from the childless land. Oh as I was young and easy in the mercy of his means, Time held me green and dying Though I sang in my chains like the sea.
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Fern Hill
Now as I was young and easy under the apple boughs About the lilting house and happy as the grass was green, The night above the ****** starry, Time let me hail and climb Golden in the heydays of his eyes, And honoured among wagons I was prince of the apple towns And once below a time I lordly had the trees and leaves Trail with daisies and barley Down the rivers of the windfall light. And as I was green and carefree, famous among the barns About the happy yard and singing as the farm was home, In the sun that is young once only, Time let me play and be Golden in the mercy of his means, And green and golden I was huntsman and herdsman, the calves Sang to my horn, the foxes on the hills barked clear and cold, And the sabbath rang slowly In the pebbles of the holy streams. All the sun long it was running, it was lovely, the hay Fields high as the house, the tunes from the chimneys, it was air And playing, lovely and watery And fire green as grass. And nightly under the simple stars As I rode to sleep the owls were bearing the farm away, All the moon long I heard, blessed among stables, the nightjars Flying with the ricks, and the horses Flashing into the dark. And then to awake, and the farm, like a wanderer white With the dew, come back, the **** on his shoulder: it was all Shining, it was Adam and maiden, The sky gathered again And the sun grew round that very day. So it must have been after the birth of the simple light In the first, spinning place, the spellbound horses walking warm Out of the whinnying green stable On to the fields of praise. And honoured among foxes and pheasants by the gay house Under the new made clouds and happy as the heart was long, In the sun born over and over, I ran my heedless ways, My wishes raced through the house high hay And nothing I cared, at my sky blue trades, that time allows In all his tuneful turning so few and such morning songs Before the children green and golden Follow him out of grace. Nothing I cared, in the lamb white days, that time would take me Up to the swallow thronged loft by the shadow of my hand, In the moon that is always rising, Nor that riding to sleep I should hear him fly with the high fields And wake to the farm forever fled from the childless land. Oh as I was young and easy in the mercy of his means, Time held me green and dying Though I sang in my chains like the sea.
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91 So bashful when I spied her! So pretty—so ashamed! So hidden in her leaflets Lest anybody find— So breathless till I passed here— So helpless when I turned And bore her struggling, blushing, Her simple haunts beyond! For whom I robbed the ****** For whom I betrayed the Dell— Many, will doubtless ask me, But I shall never tell!
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So bashful when I spied her!
An ancient chestnut's blossoms threw Their heavy odour over two: Leucippe, it is said, was one; The other, then, was Alciphron. 'Come, come! why should we stand beneath This hollow tree's unwholesome breath?' Said Alciphron, 'here 's not a blade Of grass or moss, and scanty shade. Come; it is just the hour to rove In the lone ****** shepherds love; There, straight and tall, the hazel twig Divides the crooked rock-held fig, O'er the blue pebbles where the rill In winter runs and may run still. Come then, while fresh and calm the air, And while the shepherds are not there.' Leucippe. But I would rather go when they Sit round about and sing and play. Then why so hurry me? for you Like play and song, and shepherds too. Alciphron. I like the shepherds very well, And song and play, as you can tell. But there is play, I sadly fear, And song I would not have you hear. Leucippe. What can it be? What can it be? Alciphron. To you may none of them repeat The play that you have play'd with me, The song that made your ***** beat. Leucippe. Don't keep your arm about my waist. Alciphron. Might you not stumble? Leucippe. Well then, do. But why are we in all this haste? Alciphron. To sing. Leucippe. Alas! and not play too?
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Alciphron And Leucippe
And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove And fern in my bed, I rose to greet The song-splayed sounds of light And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down, Brambled in bay, garland in violet When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss In that glow, once knighted we must serve Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite And the vernal song sang lowly Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings Brown as the yellowed beech Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond, Bullied by the har-umph of frogs I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up! Damp fires hailed the rising Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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Apr 5, 2013
Apr 5, 2013 at 2:41 PM UTC
Bolivar Pond
And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove And fern in my bed, I rose to greet The song-splayed sounds of light And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down, Brambled in bay, garland in violet When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss In that glow, once knighted we must serve Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite And the vernal song sang lowly Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings Brown as the yellowed beech Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond, Bullied by the har-umph of frogs I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up! Damp fires hailed the rising Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove    And fern in my bed, I rose to greet        The song-splayed sounds of light    And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down,        Brambled in bay, garland in violet    When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss    In that glow, once knighted we must serve        Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite        And the vernal song sang lowly    Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw    The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings        Brown as the yellowed beech    Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond,        Bullied by the har-umph of frogs    I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel    And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up!        Damp fires hailed the rising    Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears        For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy    In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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Sep 27, 2012
Sep 27, 2012 at 12:55 PM UTC
Bolivar Pond
And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove    And fern in my bed, I rose to greet        The song-splayed sounds of light    And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down,        Brambled in bay, garland in violet    When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss    In that glow, once knighted we must serve        Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite        And the vernal song sang lowly    Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw    The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings        Brown as the yellowed beech    Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond,        Bullied by the har-umph of frogs    I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel    And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up!        Damp fires hailed the rising    Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears        For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy    In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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a shredded bath mat, a Dead Sea salted bath, and a cold root beer you want vino veritas vignettes, color commentary, stray dog thoughts time lapsed into a ****** single poem wood, ha ha ha you can't handle the falsified lies that constitute a sad man's disfigured truths nobody cares that failure contretemps inhabit every other thought, his own sounds of silence sung repetitiously, every severed second a new verse coughed up and cursed, emptying your verbal purse, snorting with disgust at your own claptrap vetted pomposity, who gives a **** what I got is the ability if you can call it that, to cerebralize verbalize every eye picture, inputted impulse, knowing in the fullness of the unwell that hash for breakfast ain't suitable for mass consumption a shredded bath mat, a Dead Sea salted bath, and a cold root beer begat a poem of knowing nowing a pretend poet meowing what he seen, what he got temple pounding Fogelberg sings Auld Lang Syne, swig down the root beer, thinking that is one freaking good song, a life reviewed on the HP stage, his lyrics modified with only a tune he can hear no one will like this, as it should be, don't like it me neither, double negatives for rule busting emphasis, the only point, ending circumscribed, curcumsized by children who don't love, an ex wife hateful ***** man-enslaver, this close || to losing your job, *** is the new *** ain't it pc to singalong standing on a shredded bath mat, fresh from a Dead Sea salted bath, and having drunk a cold root beer, Crosby Stills & Nash chiming in *teach the children well their father's hell will slowly go bye* and this is a poem that I didn't write, just reported the here and the there, and the nothing in between
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Feb 14, 2015
Feb 14, 2015 at 7:47 AM UTC
a shredded bath mat, a Dead Sea salted bath, and a cold root beer
a shredded bath mat, a Dead Sea salted bath, and a cold root beer you want vino veritas vignettes, color commentary, stray dog thoughts time lapsed into a ****** single poem wood, ha ha ha you can't handle the falsified lies that constitute a sad man's disfigured truths nobody cares that failure contretemps inhabit every other thought, his own sounds of silence sung repetitiously, every severed second a new verse coughed up and cursed, emptying your verbal purse, snorting with disgust at your own claptrap vetted pomposity, who gives a **** what I got is the ability if you can call it that, to cerebralize verbalize every eye picture, inputted impulse, knowing in the fullness of the unwell that hash for breakfast ain't suitable for mass consumption a shredded bath mat, a Dead Sea salted bath, and a cold root beer begat a poem of knowing nowing a pretend poet meowing what he seen, what he got temple pounding Fogelberg sings Auld Lang Syne, swig down the root beer, thinking that is one freaking good song, a life reviewed on the HP stage, his lyrics modified with only a tune he can hear no one will like this, as it should be, don't like it me neither, double negatives for rule busting emphasis, the only point, ending circumscribed, curcumsized by children who don't love, an ex wife hateful ***** man-enslaver, this close || to losing your job, *** is the new *** ain't it pc to singalong standing on a shredded bath mat, fresh from a Dead Sea salted bath, and having drunk a cold root beer, Crosby Stills & Nash chiming in *teach the children well their father's hell will slowly go bye* and this is a poem that I didn't write, just reported the here and the there, and the nothing in between
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I once scrungled a tungus, dubbed Binglo Bungus, Whose cungles were trungly, and cuds cumpily cunk. But his drungles did fungle, so sadly he bungled, And without hesitation, he glunked. Four fingles he fangled, when, biggaly bangled, Approached not a crowd, but an army of glimps. And they clinkled his binkle, as he chinkily changled, But The Bungus stopped not for the bimps. He dringled those hob-glimps! Their ****** was drompled! Their pebuses, feeble, buckled under the frung. And he chungled their drungles, with fury he plungled. To this day, not a glimp stands to cung. But his fangling, untrungled, was far from the fringus, And he fangled on forward another five flinks. On the fifth flink, he bebussed, as his fangle was pepis, So he humpled the drumpling **** Sir Bungus fangled homeward, his blumpus was tungled. His drungles rejonked, for the fungling was done. They erected a frangus to plingus The Bungus, And the drumpling **** that he'd won.
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May 2, 2018
May 2, 2018 at 2:51 PM UTC
The Ballad of King Binglo Bungus
And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove    And fern in my bed, I rose to greet        The song-splayed sounds of light    And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down,        Brambled in bay, garland in violet    When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss    In that glow, once knighted we must serve        Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite        And the vernal song sang lowly    Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw    The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings        Brown as the yellowed beech    Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond,        Bullied by the har-umph of frogs    I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel    And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up!        Damp fires hailed the rising    Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears        For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy    In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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Jun 4, 2012
Jun 4, 2012 at 6:46 PM UTC
Bolivar Pond
And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove    And fern in my bed, I rose to greet        The song-splayed sounds of light    And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down,        Brambled in bay, garland in violet    When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss    In that glow, once knighted we must serve        Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite        And the vernal song sang lowly    Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw    The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings        Brown as the yellowed beech    Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond,        Bullied by the har-umph of frogs    I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel    And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up!        Damp fires hailed the rising    Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears        For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy    In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove And fern in my bed, I rose to greet The song-splayed sounds of light And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down, Brambled in bay, garland in violet When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss In that glow, once knighted we must serve Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite And the vernal song sang lowly Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings Brown as the yellowed beech Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond, Bullied by the har-umph of frogs I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up! Damp fires hailed the rising Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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Jan 26, 2013
Jan 26, 2013 at 1:55 PM UTC
Bolivar Pond
And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove And fern in my bed, I rose to greet The song-splayed sounds of light And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down, Brambled in bay, garland in violet When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss In that glow, once knighted we must serve Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite And the vernal song sang lowly Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings Brown as the yellowed beech Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond, Bullied by the har-umph of frogs I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up! Damp fires hailed the rising Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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Obese There once was a man, who lived in the city, he thought his life was pretty ****** Had no family, friends or a job, this mother ****** was a six hundred pound slob. Sat home eating food all day, collecting welfare, so he didn't have to pay. Couldn't bend over to tie his shoes, if not eating, he'd be taking a snooze. Waddling himself to the local store, buying food and nothing more. Can't fit in any car or truck, **** his life must really **** Too fat to wipe his own *** gets rid of ****** berries, by rolling in the grass. Five years later he was eight hundred pounds, hired a nurse who made her daily rounds. Too fat now, can't even leave his bed, she would feed him and wash him toes to head. Better her doing all that than me, I like standing when I have to *** Two years later he finally died, no one cared, no one cried. He was forklifted to an over sized casket, his heart finally blew a gasket. Well I am here to say, I cared for this fat **** even though everywhere he went, he got stuck. He was human, just like the rest of us, not his fault, he was heavier than a tour bus. If not for him, there would be no rhyme, and I wouldn't be wasting your precious time.
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Sep 29, 2013
Sep 29, 2013 at 11:12 PM UTC
Obese
The Viper I have an idea for a new invention, I'm sure it will get a lot of attention. The name is the The Viper, and its an automatic *** wiper. Never again will you have to wipe your own *** you just install the snake head, with its tongue made of sea bass. All you do is push the button on the latrine, out comes the tongue to wipe your *** clean. I'm sure this will become a big hit, people will rush to their bathroom, just to take a **** Never again will you need toilet paper. and if you call now, I will throw in the automatic *** scraper. Never again will you have to worry about ****** berries, And don't forget to order the scented tongues, if you want your *** to smell like cherries. There is a limited supply, please call now, operators are standing by.
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Sep 17, 2013
Sep 17, 2013 at 12:19 PM UTC
The Viper
I kayaked the ****** & got lost in the sea mist, found myself surrounded by six paddling leprechauns. They have the best whiskey there.
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Sep 13, 2014
Sep 13, 2014 at 11:54 PM UTC
Water Of Life
And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove And fern in my bed, I rose to greet The song-splayed sounds of light And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down, Brambled in bay, garland in violet When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss In that glow, once knighted we must serve Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite And the vernal song sang lowly Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings Brown as the yellowed beech Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond, Bullied by the har-umph of frogs I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up! Damp fires hailed the rising Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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Sep 22, 2014
Sep 22, 2014 at 4:04 PM UTC
Bolivar Pond
And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove And fern in my bed, I rose to greet The song-splayed sounds of light And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down, Brambled in bay, garland in violet When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss In that glow, once knighted we must serve Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite And the vernal song sang lowly Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings Brown as the yellowed beech Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond, Bullied by the har-umph of frogs I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up! Damp fires hailed the rising Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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What can you say About kids these days 'Cept they ain't got no respect Walking around Like a bunch of clowns Hey punks pull up your pants I don't really care To see your underwear Or any skid marks running up the back Put on a belt And if nothing else It'll hold in all that lazy fat And what you call music I'm going to lose it If I hear any more of that crap Back in the day We had people who sang That didn't sound like a half strangled cat And the way you cover your skin With ink from the pen In what you think are cool tattoos I wonder what they'll look like Later in life When all that skin is hanging loose All those piercings you've got hanging Some even ****** dangling Pretty much match the hole in your head If you took them out kiddie I bet the wind through you would whistle Dixie That's pretty much it "Nuff Said"
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Jun 18, 2014
Jun 18, 2014 at 12:25 PM UTC
Grandpa's Rant
And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove And fern in my bed, I rose to greet The song-splayed sounds of light And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down, Brambled in bay, garland in violet When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss In that glow, once knighted we must serve Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite And the vernal song sang lowly Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings Brown as the yellowed beech Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond, Bullied by the har-umph of frogs I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up! Damp fires hailed the rising Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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Oct 14, 2013
Oct 14, 2013 at 1:29 PM UTC
Bolivar Pond
And dreaming of Inisfáil, I was raised on Bolivar Pond. Sheltered in my wake, I’d coo as the dewy’d morning dove And fern in my bed, I rose to greet The song-splayed sounds of light And work, I made it dropping slow Bright in the summers swoon, I was adorned in forest eves By rings that rang from tree to rook, and flung the wingèd down, Brambled in bay, garland in violet When blades could ***** and not make bleed, And I was brindled by the moon’d many shades, that liken To a brook, and mottled in my main, noted among moss In that glow, once knighted we must serve Wood, let me comb in peace! Colored in the mantled cloth of leaves And bonny and red, I was the brave and the boon, the deer- Ants learned me, and herons stood muck, on stands spearing all mite And the vernal song sang lowly Swaddled in azure’s unfolding dream. At each turn was a season, nascent life charming in marsh Forays that brimmed the hollow rood, in clover yards, I saw The lilt of bees, sallied in clearings Brown as the yellowed beech Colored in sounds that beat the heart. And forth into the field I sprang unto that shedded loam And high was the sail that bellowed the raft that raked my pond, Bullied by the har-umph of frogs I rippled, rowing cat o’nine tailed tunes. Windy and free in the hollowed bark round the ****** bay I trailed the bear sniffing **** heard the hoo of a swooping vowel And wild in hare, dug the fox-hole up! Damp fires hailed the rising Moon, as fire-flies dinted the troutling pools And nothing I saw in my drowning sun could nettle or thorn My piney ways, nothing could rot my wood-craving ears For the kestrel’s qweet-a-quee rang holy In the skunk-flowered fields of Bolivar Pond.
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Women who think like men Men who act like children Children who act like they're forty and think they're adults I opened the box to find a crudely written IOU on the back of an expired Domino's coupon We tried to assimilate the whole thing My co-worker made a long distance phone call It was to the peanut gallery They told her she should have put another quarter in the parking meter so she could have avoided the fine "Fredrick Brown" Said my boss That was the name he gave us when he made the reservation Sounded like pseudonym the chiseler made up on the spot But all he ate was side dishes And a bag of corn nuts he brought in Now the investigation was in full swing The cops came Asking questions A description A name And what he ordered "Burnt french fries, uncooked calamari, re fried beans, a salad with only brown lettuce, a can of cranberry sauce, a porterhouse steak medium rare with mushrooms and onions and a hot fudge sundae without any ice cream" The officers perused the table and found that sundae and the steak were untouched And the can of cranberry sauce was only half eaten Days later a man was found screaming in the industrial park Yelling obscenities and wearing a bald cap While trying to listen to scratched skipping Cd's on his Walkman that had no batteries It goes without saying the man was deranged It was the very same man I waited on in the restaurant Police only released one statement on the matter They said when asked why he was in there in the first place He told them he was looking for work to pay a bill the he owed to a local restaurant who had top notch service His real name was Ercy ****** That name is now branded into my memory
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Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC
Fredrick Brown
Women who think like men Men who act like children Children who act like they're forty and think they're adults I opened the box to find a crudely written IOU on the back of an expired Domino's coupon We tried to assimilate the whole thing My co-worker made a long distance phone call It was to the peanut gallery They told her she should have put another quarter in the parking meter so she could have avoided the fine "Fredrick Brown" Said my boss That was the name he gave us when he made the reservation Sounded like pseudonym the chiseler made up on the spot But all he ate was side dishes And a bag of corn nuts he brought in Now the investigation was in full swing The cops came Asking questions A description A name And what he ordered "Burnt french fries, uncooked calamari, re fried beans, a salad with only brown lettuce, a can of cranberry sauce, a porterhouse steak medium rare with mushrooms and onions and a hot fudge sundae without any ice cream" The officers perused the table and found that sundae and the steak were untouched And the can of cranberry sauce was only half eaten Days later a man was found screaming in the industrial park Yelling obscenities and wearing a bald cap While trying to listen to scratched skipping Cd's on his Walkman that had no batteries It goes without saying the man was deranged It was the very same man I waited on in the restaurant Police only released one statement on the matter They said when asked why he was in there in the first place He told them he was looking for work to pay a bill the he owed to a local restaurant who had top notch service His real name was Ercy ****** That name is now branded into my memory
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Shannadoa, laquadesh. Batta-anna, mlick ka dek. Philly fickle ****** Nickle dime dash, Dangle ****** bongle, Bickle bockle bash, Sunny sun sunshine, Beady brain bright, ****** lovey Mondays, Matthew mum might.
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Oct 10, 2016
Oct 10, 2016 at 10:49 PM UTC
miss dr suess
Wild as the sea hag leaping across ****** bay Rosaleen a vision of you on this day Wild Rosaleen fear and love in your face can be seen The world is wasting for the lack of you, Dark Rosaleen Wild Rosaleen tears of sadness in your eyes can be seen Bring back the Dark Rosaleen back from the minds numbed by the machine Wild Rosaleen seaweed and grass in your hair can be seen.
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Feb 23, 2012
Feb 23, 2012 at 11:38 AM UTC
Wild Rosaleen.
Who Am I I'm outrageous, sometimes heinous, but very highly contagious. I'm crazy, some so lazy, won't stop till I push up a daisy. I'm in my prime, since the age of nine, not a word, I can't rhyme. Can't show gain, without some pain, my **** don't flush down a drain. I'm a tease, I aim to please, if I take your picture, you better say cheese. I'm very fictitious, even more suspicious, get me mad and I can very vicious. I love my pen, write words if I can, don't need you telling me when. I'm a believer, an under achiever, my heat could lead to a fever. I love to scare, leaving you in despair, no one will or ever try and compare. I'm a cool guy, foxes think I'm sly, on you, I will always spy. I answer prayers, I fix all repairs, no one will ever peel my layers. My hairy *** must be mowed like grass, my ****** berries are worth more than brass. Don't ever mess with me, your soul I will set free, me, myself and I makes three. See me standing, after my crash landing, my vocabulary is daily expanding. Eyes wide open, heart never broken, not sure why, but I was chosen. Why even compete, I can't be beat, my name is on many of street. I'm under rated, girlfriend is inflated, all your wishes are very belated. I'm the name of many towns, conceited as it may sounds, my spirit over you surrounds.
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Dec 26, 2013
Dec 26, 2013 at 2:48 AM UTC
Who Am I
When I retire in Ireland I'll be fit and sixty-five Then I'll ride the DART for free and explore the country-side I'll rent an old thatched cottage Buy a bicycle with gears Tool along Connor Pass Road Out to ****** drink some beers Eating the Irish breakfasts Drinking too much Guinness to mention Uncle Sam sends my social security I'll collect my teacher's pension Mornings I'll write a novel About my Irish sojourn A boat to Blasket Islands Some Gaelic I'll be learnin' I'll check my geneology The DART to Cork and I go Fitzpatrick's, a talented family, Doctors, fighters, writers in the know Always an ear to the music Familiar faces all around Perhaps some long lost relatives Still in Cork who could be found Yes, I'm in love with Ireland The Cliffs of Moher call to me I'll go hiking west of Doolin Rent an apartment in Dun Laoghaire (dun leary)
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Oct 14, 2015
Oct 14, 2015 at 10:59 PM UTC
When I Retire in Ireland
****** dangle **** flappy fappy slappy doodle
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Jul 31, 2014
Jul 31, 2014 at 11:24 PM UTC
fun with pelvis
Was I ten? I think? Was it December? that I became distracted by the snow's falling silence? The Dingle's hills lure me off the curving path toward home-- I surely know my way-- though path invisible snow beyond my knees Now but for the patterns of the trees that etch the skyline I would be lost... My love.... ...were it not for those I would be lost My feet lift depths Impassible The snow impossible-- could it be this deep? could take this much? should trudge so far? beyond my depth my breath a fog-- of all I own? I am wading in the white down-warmth Sweat in spite-- of freezing of parental threat... Wind brings tears to reddened cheeks Toes, long since numb ...and I am late-- as always Wipe my nose on sleeve Pull mittens with my teeth fumbling tissues damp in pocket deep I have gone so far too far into the Dingle's windings with my mind and night is falling Night is watching from the hemlocks now behind my purpose-- only in the gray of sky the ghostly silence of the moon rise I don't know where night came from How it got here why I came only that I want to linger-- longer than that twinge of fear Listen...to soft tick of snow against itself Wind in white pines saddest of living things begs a loan of winter winds
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Dec 2, 2018
Dec 2, 2018 at 6:01 PM UTC
Against Itself
The **** on the steeple Proclaimed and denied to Four corners, looked down, And twisted. Old men in green suits with crow's eyes And alabaster covered bones push open doors With wooden feet. The postman, empty-kneed, rides his Deere Over green fields with rabbits, Laughing to himself. Rentals in drives plan the day's jaunts To ****** or Kenmare. Shops carry faded signs: Donovan, O'Sullivan, Finnegan. The crow drops on the roof of Holy Cross Which doubles as a retirement home; Its clients plaint palms skyward with the wind. Five hundred leave each week: "Ireland's best... so fresh it's famous." The laggers serve tea and scones, Or ply in shops they may someday own. There are no slow boats here. The green suits leave naturally, Others by air. This is no country for the young With their hillside tilting windmills of power. Below, a young woman eats, holding Her knife like her father, eating, Silent, staring. Crow and rabbit inhabit, Stones tumble and lay for a hundred years. Each day a new apocalypse offering One opening. No wrappings, No ointments, no fresh water. No throne to approach, no voice calling Them home. No seventh son to dip his finger in the well And soothe.
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May 5, 2014
May 5, 2014 at 7:59 AM UTC
Seventh Son
. Veined wings fell when I died, Fell in mid flight on one last May Day, on fire with the sun— Only the dust knew me there, It fell so gracefully with me. A downy feather, once was— Dropped from on high, before A great white falcon turned the air, Even thought to prey or of stooping, Of noble birth was I, falling earthward. One dry— red, pine needle fell, Lost in thick piney bed of so many Others strewn on the forgotten said, The wind as it unceremoniously fled And now no path was leading there. At one grassy edge of a ****** Bay some gravel clay gave way To form a place where water, airy, Lolls and eddies into tiny whirlpools This was all the dance of my days, Only the dusk knew me there— And the unobserved eclipse going Through all its phases and a forest Fired, under clovers without bees, Veined wings— fell when I died.
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Jul 10, 2014
Jul 10, 2014 at 6:47 PM UTC
Veined Wings Fell When I Died