"butthurt" poems
I've been blocked
well an good
by some obtuse
butthurt mindfuck
cant believe my luck!
but please unblock me
long enough
to delete your unread
message (so I can clean
up your verbal Diarrhea)
It's annoying
to me
as its messing up
the aesthetics
of my screen
May 2, 2014
May 2, 2014 at 11:59 PM UTC
Well I don't know if you saw me and passed on Coffee Meets Bagel a few days ago or not, but you look pretty adorable and sound interesting too, so I wanted to say hi either way! 4 weeks in Ireland sounds pretty great too - was that for work, or some other opportunity?
If you had to pick between only skiing or snowboarding for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
Hey! I do web work too...what do you do for the sports coverage website? No workaholism here haha, but I do work hard.
Where do you like to get ****** up on a Friday night?
Love the uggs on the one male stripper. Gotta get myself a pair.
Aww, you and your pup look like super good cuddle buddies. It's really hard to pick something to watch on Netflix...or Amazon Prime in my case. Watching anything good now?
What is there to get butthurt about on your profile really? Except for short guys, maybe. Oh, and gamers. I play games sometimes, but not excessively. What's the cooper tires thing you did?
6 pounds is tiny! What kind of dog is he, a yorkie or something?
Hey, hope you're having a good weekend. Kinda feels like a golf day today based on the way this last week has felt ha. Do you play a lot?
Hey, how are you liking the city and school so far? I went to an engineering school not too far away, you might have heard of it - ...
Sometimes it's hard to sum up our IT jobs in a few words, but nice job ha. A constant challenge and learning something new every day is what I like about mine!
Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 10:00 PM UTC
if you never stop questioning what you're told
what you're shown
what you're guaranteed
what you're spoon-fed by the hand of
stingy
swinish
shrewd and sly
businessmen
well that's half the battle.
when you first encounter the urge to
bite that hand
congratulations
you're now a dangerous person.
you're now learning how to think for yourself
and you're going to get angry
and you're going to be butthurt
and they don't like that.
Aug 28, 2013
Aug 28, 2013 at 10:41 PM UTC
From hood to hood
you can catch me smokin' blackwoods
to dutches & boone farm liqour quicker
than Draw Mcgraw **** the law raw
with this tale i tell no fails as i sail
deep into the ocean
takin' me to higher notion
Of **** this! & **** that!
so many don't know how act
When fame grows it comes & goes from fresh kicks to calicos
Pistol shinin' death waitin' for signs and
i lay low beyond the radar
Keep my head above the waters still slaughter
contenders they get no love from me
my heart pumps faster than a hummingbird
no koolaid too many gettin' sprayed
over dumb **** butthurt over modest sentiment
no time to repent cuz ill probably die in sin
but then again ill be reincarnated as a human
Which dates back when
i was born full of scorn souls torn into pieces
i patchin' up the scattered pieces
Hear my thesis
that i was made to be a culprit **** i can't find no peace
went from a hoopty to cadillac to ******* in the back
Chokin' on my nut sack
Now that im ballin' but still i find myself stallin' fallin' to stereotype
Since I'm vigilant and ripe
Listenly closely
i don't follow the hypppppEEEE!!!!
Dec 16, 2014
Dec 16, 2014 at 10:08 AM UTC
You are not a towel
designed to dry out my evening tears.
You are not some crazy lover
waiting for my words to be over.
You are not an internet joke
but you are serious butthurt!
You are not a fancy movie hall seat,
I don't remember the pictures I see.
My dear, you are not just a PILLOW,
Can't take it when someone else sleeps with you!
Mar 24, 2015
Mar 24, 2015 at 2:27 PM UTC
Stop acting like you're great.
And tearing people down.
You say I'm too negative about myself.
With what I say--that's ******* true.
But it's because of people like you.
You pump yourself up in ignorant arrogance and exaggerate everything.
You say snide comments about people.
"Look at her blog, that's so gayyyy."
"D'aww look at them [couple picture] lyk so in luv."
"'Won regionals today' --you're so cooooool."
Seriously?
I blog.
I wish we took pictures. One ******* picture even (I don't even like them but at least then maybe people won't ******* go, "oh are you still with THAT girl?")
I do a lot of the things you mock.
Then you say that you wished that I did more of the things that I like to do.
Wonder why I'm so negative?
If I say it's stupid first--I'll be less butthurt when you mock it.
This is all so stupid. I shouldn't care so much.
But I'm annoyed.
I'm so sick of people talking about me like I'm mediocre.
***** you all ******* know who I am.
I'm sorry I'm the little leather pants wearing "goth girl" who hooked up with the football/swim guy you all supposedly adore.
But most of all, I'm sick of this feeling that it seems like you feel like I'm mediocre.
Apr 21, 2014
Apr 21, 2014 at 12:17 AM UTC
I mean come on a person can only stay quiet for so long.
Don't get **** hurt when someone tells you off after you push and push them to do something they don't really want to do.
With them laughing at you insults and demands it should be clear that they aren't interested in what you want them to do. They don't care if you call them selfish or whatever.... What bothers them is that you don't stop pushing and pushing. You don't understand that they do not use Facebook. How many times do they have to tell you that they rarely use Facebook. Why can't you see that they aren't interested.
I mean okay they'll do as you want. They'll follow your sons fan pages but to like every single thing they and you have posted is like come on but okay okay they'll do it just to make you stop pestering about it. BUT then you take it to the next level, getting mad because they won't follow your every whim.
So DO NOT expect them to keep quiet and stay calm. They will eventually just burst because YOU in their eyes are being rude. You are making them feel bad simply for not liking a fan page. Its like seriously. They end up feeling bad because you get all butthurt when they tell you what they think. Like be realistic YOU made them get upset YOU kept pushing them and they out of respect kept quite but no you pushed them so far that they just
Dec 25, 2014
Dec 25, 2014 at 11:20 PM UTC
Not choosing butthurt
Not
Choooo-ooooosing
Butthurt
Not choosing it
Not doin' it
Nope
Un-unh
Not choosing butthurt
Again
Still
Finally I'm laughing
Not choosing all the stupids
In a funny way
Seems to staunch
the flow of stupid thinking
Please join me
in amusement
at my willingness
to steep myself
in negative emotion
because
because
because
Because
of the relieving
things
this does
Copyright@2018 Dennis Willis
Dec 31, 2018
Dec 31, 2018 at 11:46 AM UTC