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A Letter To My Aunt Discussing The Correct Approach To Modern Poetry To you, my aunt, who would explore The literary Chankley Bore, The paths are hard, for you are not A literary Hottentot But just a kind and cultured dame Who knows not Eliot (to her shame). Fie on you, aunt, that you should see No genius in David G., No elemental form and sound In T.S.E. and Ezra Pound. Fie on you, aunt! I'll show you how To elevate your middle brow, And how to scale and see the sights From modernist Parnassian heights. First buy a hat, no Paris model But one the Swiss wear when they yodel, A bowler thing with one or two Feathers to conceal the view; And then in sandals walk the street (All modern painters use their feet For painting, on their canvas strips, Their wives or mothers, minus hips). Perhaps it would be best if you Created something very new, A ***** novel done in Erse Or written backwards in Welsh verse, Or paintings on the backs of vests, Or Sanskrit psalms on lepers' chests. But if this proved imposs-i-ble Perhaps it would be just as well, For you could then write what you please, And modern verse is done with ease. Do not forget that 'limpet' rhymes With 'strumpet' in these troubled times, And commas are the worst of crimes; Few understand the works of Cummings, And few James Joyce's mental slummings, And few young Auden's coded chatter; But then it is the few that matter. Never be lucid, never state, If you would be regarded great, The simplest thought or sentiment, (For thought, we know, is decadent); Never omit such vital words As belly, genitals and -----, For these are things that play a part (And what a part) in all good art. Remember this: each rose is wormy, And every lovely woman's germy; Remember this: that love depends On how the Gallic letter bends; Remember, too, that life is hell And even heaven has a smell Of putrefying angels who Make deadly whoopee in the blue. These things remembered, what can stop A poet going to the top? A final word: before you start The convulsions of your art, Remove your brains, take out your heart; Minus these curses, you can be A genius like David G. Take courage, aunt, and send your stuff To Geoffrey Grigson with my luff, And may I yet live to admire How well your poems light the fire.
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A Letter To My Aunt
A Letter To My Aunt Discussing The Correct Approach To Modern Poetry To you, my aunt, who would explore The literary Chankley Bore, The paths are hard, for you are not A literary Hottentot But just a kind and cultured dame Who knows not Eliot (to her shame). Fie on you, aunt, that you should see No genius in David G., No elemental form and sound In T.S.E. and Ezra Pound. Fie on you, aunt! I'll show you how To elevate your middle brow, And how to scale and see the sights From modernist Parnassian heights. First buy a hat, no Paris model But one the Swiss wear when they yodel, A bowler thing with one or two Feathers to conceal the view; And then in sandals walk the street (All modern painters use their feet For painting, on their canvas strips, Their wives or mothers, minus hips). Perhaps it would be best if you Created something very new, A ***** novel done in Erse Or written backwards in Welsh verse, Or paintings on the backs of vests, Or Sanskrit psalms on lepers' chests. But if this proved imposs-i-ble Perhaps it would be just as well, For you could then write what you please, And modern verse is done with ease. Do not forget that 'limpet' rhymes With 'strumpet' in these troubled times, And commas are the worst of crimes; Few understand the works of Cummings, And few James Joyce's mental slummings, And few young Auden's coded chatter; But then it is the few that matter. Never be lucid, never state, If you would be regarded great, The simplest thought or sentiment, (For thought, we know, is decadent); Never omit such vital words As belly, genitals and -----, For these are things that play a part (And what a part) in all good art. Remember this: each rose is wormy, And every lovely woman's germy; Remember this: that love depends On how the Gallic letter bends; Remember, too, that life is hell And even heaven has a smell Of putrefying angels who Make deadly whoopee in the blue. These things remembered, what can stop A poet going to the top? A final word: before you start The convulsions of your art, Remove your brains, take out your heart; Minus these curses, you can be A genius like David G. Take courage, aunt, and send your stuff To Geoffrey Grigson with my luff, And may I yet live to admire How well your poems light the fire.
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Jeremy the green alien Wore a bowler hat His favourite sport was darts And he had a pint with that He drove a little mini Made in 1985 It chugged and spurted down the road The alien could drive! He was popular with ladies He stood out from the crowd He always had one on his arm Despite not being loud. But Jeremy was lonely And sometimes he felt down His family from the planet plaxo Never came to town. Aliens are clever And aliens are bright He tinkered with his mini So that it could take flight So if you're sitting in the garden And a mini flies overhead Think of little Jeremy With his bowler hat upon his head! Jeremy visits Plaxo And flies to earth for dinner No more sadness anymore Jeremy is a winner!
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Jan 29, 2015
Jan 29, 2015 at 4:29 AM UTC
Alien in the bowler hat
AUSTRALIA DAY, BY THE BBQ CHEER CHEER FOR THE CROWD YS SEE THE PEOPLE WHO COME TO YOUR BBQ YOU SEE YOU COOK SAUSAGES A VERY NICE COLD COKE AND EACH MAN HAS BEER YEAH YOU SEE EVERYONE YOU SEE WILL PARTY YESEREE YEAH IT’S ANOTHER AUSTRALIA DAY BY THE BBQ I BRING OUT 6 ESKIES WITH 400 BEERS THIS WILL MAKE THE MEN HAPPY OH BLODDY ****** DEAR YOU SEE, THERE IS A FEW WELL DONE STEAKS AND A FEW EGG AND BACON ROLLS OH YEAH, ****** COOL YOU SEE WE SIT BY THE LAKE IN OUR BLUE AUSSIE GEAR AND WATCH THE LOVELY FIREWORKS, YEAH, LET’S GRAB US ANOTHER BEER DON’T FORGET, THERE IS OUR THEORY, DUDE, LAMB LAMB LAMB OH DEAR YEAH LAMB WILL PUT IN THE A IN AUSTRALIA DAY, YEAH IT WILL OH YEAH THEN A MAN CAME UP TO ME, AND TOLD ME WATCHA DOING ARE YOU ENJOYING AUSTRALIA DAY, LIKE IT’S A DAY WORTH CELEBRATING I HAVE BEEN TO CITIES, THAT HAVE A LOT OF PENANG FROM FLORIDA, CHICAGO AND THE GREAT BUDAPEST AND NO MATTER HOW FAR OR HOW WIDE YA ROME YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL AUSTRALIA A PERFECT PLACE TO HAVE BBQs, ON JANUARY 26TH AND WE CHEER COME ON AUSSIR COME ON, YEAH, COME ON AUSSIE COME ON YA KNOW EACH BOWLER IS COMING DOWN LIKE A MACHINE THE OPPOSTION IS PLAYING NUMSKULL GAMES IN THE GREEN WE ARE SCORING RUNS, THROW OUT YA CHEWING GUM AQND THIS IS THE GREATEST AUSTRALIA DAY, THAT WE’VE EVER SEEN GO AND HAVE LAMB ON AUSTRALIA DAY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY DUDES
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Jan 14, 2015
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:13 AM UTC
AUSTRALIA DAY, BY THE BBQ
I am the unnoticed, the unnoticable man: The man who sat on your right in the morning train: The man who looked through like a windowpane: The man who was the colour of the carriage, the colour of the mounting Morning pipe smoke. I am the man too busy with a living to live, Too hurried and worried to see and smell and touch: The man who is patient too long and obeys too much And wishes too softly and seldom. I am the man they call the nation's backbone, Who am boneless - playable castgut, pliable clay: The Man they label Little lest one day I dare to grow. I am the rails on which the moment passes, The megaphone for many words and voices: I am the graph diagram, Composite face. I am the led, the easily-fed, The tool, the not-quite-fool, The would-be-safe-and-sound, The uncomplaining, bound, The dust fine-ground, Stone-for-a-statue waveworn pebble-round
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The Man In The Bowler Hat
As one who's born in England There is something I don't know Exactly what is "cricket" ? Please tell me so I'll go Both teams dress in white The bowler doesn't bowl He doesn't bend his arm to throw I don't understand the goal The ball goes out it scores six runs But it must go in the air The ball rolls out it scores four more Is this really fair? The games can last for days and days But what confuses me Is that every game at four o'clock The players stop for tea A game is called a test But is every test a game some may last for just one day The length is not the same There's a throw they call a googly I know what that means I got hit there playing hockey It ***** your breath so you can't scream There's wickets and there's bails mid slips, and those silly stumps I'm sure that if it confuses me What does it do to umps? The biggest question that I have Besides, what's a sticky wicket? Is of all the players on the field Which one of them's the cricket?
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Mar 19, 2013
Mar 19, 2013 at 11:47 AM UTC
Cricket
Oi Modi you ****** yes Lalit, Unpleasant to taste on my pallet.  Arrogant and so brash.   You make threats with your cash, Your face should say 'Hi' to my mallet! But Modi is right I must say. The IPL in India should stay. They cannot just give in  To all terrorist's whim. Life has to go on, come what may. Lalit K has a tongue and a brain, Can he use both without causing such pain? He works best under stress,  Well here is a fine mess, Will he anger again, or refrain? Tendulkar did something today. Two hundred runs all in one day!   Majestic and cunning.   It simply was stunning. No bowler could stand in his way. How Sachin keeps on being humble, Is enough to make braver men crumble,   If Modi learned that,   He'd be less of a pratt, And my poetry jibes would then stumble. These two things that happened together, Were both better than English weather,   In the passing of time   One event will decline, The other, remembered forever.
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Feb 24, 2010
Feb 24, 2010 at 11:05 PM UTC
Sachin Tendulkar vs Lalit Modi
The flames be flyin' hot tonight, so the horns be heatin' up just right! Skeep-deep-do-bop-bee-bop-do-skeetle-scat-woo-woo, hell-bop-ba-ska-da fra-la-la-la-la-la-la-foo-foo, yous, look-see-dee-wee-boys doin' da voodoo, look-see-dee-wee-girls playin' wid hoodoo. Cuz, I'm a scat-man, it's a fat fact ma'am! Yeah, I'm a scat-man, it's a fat fact ma'am. And I dun gives a **** if there's no reason to the scat-plan. If you come across the fancy bowler hat, dun be afraid to start stuttering the big skat: Batta-tat-tat looksee-da-flat-uncool-rat givin' his square-eyed-glare to-the-scat-cats     ~meow~ skee-shee-flyin'-the-sillee like a banshee, singin' sillee-skee-shee-all-fancee-free - and we putssss on the br(e)ak(e)s just             like                                                  thissssssss (!)       and                 in  h    a         l               e .... Go! Go!              GO! Skeep-deep-do-bop -bee- bop-do-skeetle-scat-woo-woo, hell-bop ba-ska-da fra-la-la-la-la-la-la-foo-foo, look-see-dee-wee-boys doin' da voodoo, look-see-dee-wee-girls playin' wid-hoodoo. Yeah, I'm a scat-man, it's a fact ma'am!                       x2 Yeah, I'm a scat-man,   it's a fact ma'am.
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Jul 31, 2012
Jul 31, 2012 at 6:35 PM UTC
Scat-Man
you're drinking, and then you can't control the reaction upon entering the tetragrammaton... one h is for hushed up laughter, for sighs (ah), and then the alter deja vu is a cocktail of: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah, so many, so you can look at it rather than say it... it's a sunny day, go out and play or something... leave me with the anchor of **** humanity dragging us down, or simply basing us in the underwater fudge of mud to a standstill... it's sunny, go out and play, ride a bicycle or something... you know, living 20 odd years in an english society i never had an english girlfriend, i'm told she's a real firecracker fortune-cookie... my hands are cold, i swear by the oath of the old Bailey i never touched her thighs... scouts' honour, cross my fingers and wear woman's underwear with a bowler hat to match my serious demeanour... yep, an Abbey Road's standstill... a fifth beetle chatting cheeky chat chat of a chirp... gurgles of fizz in carbonated wine known as champagne, well that's me... or as the roadrunner said to speedy Gonzales... hark a sayonara when changing the gears to a 100m sprint world record. the Mayan disease? ah right... excess spontaneous laughter, unstoppable like a tide; got chatting to a ms. khan... Genghis' great great... great great great great great... great great granddaughter... a doctor from pakistan... nice english accent gets you all the pleasantries so everything can go to hell... the sleeping pills prescription is waiting... now the sick-note... so i don't crash a plane into the Swiss elevations by "accident" while sitting on an arm-chair of nails while everyone else is farting into cushions. honest to god, the tetragrammaton is like a brick wall for vowels, you hit the ball against the four walls, and the vowels are either ****** up or they extract the consonant stability of the four letters, and your safest bet to express them is to laugh; well, i do call it a Mayan disease... because my stomach is aching from building a six-pack with the giggles.
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Apr 5, 2016
Apr 5, 2016 at 7:40 AM UTC
a convulsive attack of a Mayan disease
you're drinking, and then you can't control the reaction upon entering the tetragrammaton... one h is for hushed up laughter, for sighs (ah), and then the alter deja vu is a cocktail of: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah, so many, so you can look at it rather than say it... it's a sunny day, go out and play or something... leave me with the anchor of **** humanity dragging us down, or simply basing us in the underwater fudge of mud to a standstill... it's sunny, go out and play, ride a bicycle or something... you know, living 20 odd years in an english society i never had an english girlfriend, i'm told she's a real firecracker fortune-cookie... my hands are cold, i swear by the oath of the old Bailey i never touched her thighs... scouts' honour, cross my fingers and wear woman's underwear with a bowler hat to match my serious demeanour... yep, an Abbey Road's standstill... a fifth beetle chatting cheeky chat chat of a chirp... gurgles of fizz in carbonated wine known as champagne, well that's me... or as the roadrunner said to speedy Gonzales... hark a sayonara when changing the gears to a 100m sprint world record. the Mayan disease? ah right... excess spontaneous laughter, unstoppable like a tide; got chatting to a ms. khan... Genghis' great great... great great great great great... great great granddaughter... a doctor from pakistan... nice english accent gets you all the pleasantries so everything can go to hell... the sleeping pills prescription is waiting... now the sick-note... so i don't crash a plane into the Swiss elevations by "accident" while sitting on an arm-chair of nails while everyone else is farting into cushions. honest to god, the tetragrammaton is like a brick wall for vowels, you hit the ball against the four walls, and the vowels are either ****** up or they extract the consonant stability of the four letters, and your safest bet to express them is to laugh; well, i do call it a Mayan disease... because my stomach is aching from building a six-pack with the giggles.
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I much admire, I must admit, The man who robs a Bank; It takes a lot of guts and grit, For lack of which I thank The gods: a chap 'twould make of me You wouldn't ask to tea. I do not mean a burglar cove Who climbs into a house, From room to room flash-lit to rove As quiet as a mouse; Ah no, in Crime he cannot rank With him who robs a Bank. Who seemeth not to care a whoop For danger at its height; Who handles what is known as 'soup,' And dandles dynamite: Unto a bloke who can do that I doff my bowler hat. I think he is the kind of stuff To be a mighty man In battlefield,--aye, brave enough The Cross Victorian To win and rise to high command, A hero in the land. What General with all his swank Has guts enough to rob a Bank!
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Bank Robber
*this poem didn't come easy. written amidst buffeting emo's, V will not be natural flow, probably flawed. You, self-chosen people, will come along, please, to see the process, and the proceeds too. But as usual, the poem was write before me, needing only human kindness overflowing to guide the way.* V V words lord, excluding all others, phonetic juggernauts, never met a V word that had no personality. victory is the one word that my/our brains think of first. sure there is vortex, victuals, veer and valor exam, the latter, what ever it means is a gift, curtsy-courtesy of auto-incorrect. but it is victory on top, victorious in its own way. try it on another if you must... what is the word that starts with a V that first comes to mind?* so let us talk of victories. so oft, I write in the dark, even as I do now. came home soul weary, face worn-worry, gotta go out to meet Peter Bogdanovich later, to chat about his latest movie. woman looks me over. X-ray glance, an MRI of my heart, no deductible charged, but oh yes, a co-pay due, indeed! Peter will keep, tonight you're-mine, to bed I send, right after we consume Large Thin Mush, cause pizza with shrooms contains mood serotonins, that erase the "pain of the day" that be a victory nonpareil. a Waterloo, a Normandy landing, that be a victory where both sides hug and kiss, and make with their long, stubby Churchillian fingers, V's all night long with goofy grins, cigars and bowler hats, just to go along. so here I am in the dark, having been "put" to bed, one mo' time, slicing and dicing letters into a word-salade, instead of resting. dreaming of the day when I can no longer need to pretend to be a Seuss, but truly, can be writing poems for all my children~friends. one for each letter of the alphabet, teaching us to write upon our faces laugh lines thin and fine, mine, ours, yours. product of pizza poems, some that come not circular, but tonite shaped just like a woman, just like a V.
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Nov 7, 2013
Nov 7, 2013 at 8:34 PM UTC
V: A Sorta-Commissioned Poem
*this poem didn't come easy. written amidst buffeting emo's, V will not be natural flow, probably flawed. You, self-chosen people, will come along, please, to see the process, and the proceeds too. But as usual, the poem was write before me, needing only human kindness overflowing to guide the way.* V V words lord, excluding all others, phonetic juggernauts, never met a V word that had no personality. victory is the one word that my/our brains think of first. sure there is vortex, victuals, veer and valor exam, the latter, what ever it means is a gift, curtsy-courtesy of auto-incorrect. but it is victory on top, victorious in its own way. try it on another if you must... what is the word that starts with a V that first comes to mind?* so let us talk of victories. so oft, I write in the dark, even as I do now. came home soul weary, face worn-worry, gotta go out to meet Peter Bogdanovich later, to chat about his latest movie. woman looks me over. X-ray glance, an MRI of my heart, no deductible charged, but oh yes, a co-pay due, indeed! Peter will keep, tonight you're-mine, to bed I send, right after we consume Large Thin Mush, cause pizza with shrooms contains mood serotonins, that erase the "pain of the day" that be a victory nonpareil. a Waterloo, a Normandy landing, that be a victory where both sides hug and kiss, and make with their long, stubby Churchillian fingers, V's all night long with goofy grins, cigars and bowler hats, just to go along. so here I am in the dark, having been "put" to bed, one mo' time, slicing and dicing letters into a word-salade, instead of resting. dreaming of the day when I can no longer need to pretend to be a Seuss, but truly, can be writing poems for all my children~friends. one for each letter of the alphabet, teaching us to write upon our faces laugh lines thin and fine, mine, ours, yours. product of pizza poems, some that come not circular, but tonite shaped just like a woman, just like a V.
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Men clad cleanly, polished boots and bowler hats, Women wearing short skirts or long dress, Boys no longer boys deny their old, With rock and rap, skate shoes; how bold! Indifferently they carry on, I am you, and you are him, She is fat and she is slim, Registered in heads dead depth, As we pretend to see no man who chokes on crystal **** Like the jaded sidewalkers, Who cram these city streets; A glance is but acknowledgment, As all shuffle in quick feet. To say the least, we will pay none, To those who are not us; To say the least, we think we've won, Ignore the drunk mans fuss. Like the jaded sidewalkers, Who view in black-and-white; No middle-ground perceives a frown, As they sleep amid streetlights. The morning rush and nightly blitz, As people scurry too, Destinations, dealing smiles; Self-help books to start anew. As talk through text, online, or phone, Dominates the daze, Indifferently, ignore eachother, "Nothing need be said inside this maze." The CEO, he acts as King, With peasants treated well; Their brains blunted to buried states, "He's bad; but he'll get his due in hell." Everyday they rise early, To catch the mornings speed; "I do this by the clock because, A life, so rich, I'll lead." "Conforming kills the mindless soul, To fight off human urge;" You're free, yet unaware of this, So conforming, you won't purge. Like the jaded sidewalkers, Who, like zombies, follow sway, A human hand on island sand, 'I saw him not,' or so I say.
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Sep 13, 2010
Sep 13, 2010 at 9:17 PM UTC
Like the Jaded Sidewalkers
I saw a polar vortex in my dream Drinking his coffee with sugar and cream Then water skiing on the warm gulf stream – He seemed to plan, he seemed to plot, to scheme I tried to wake, I tried to warn, to scream But wait – now just what is this wild dream’s theme? Why was my sleep all night a mental steam? My dream was confused, for this was the meme: My gutter ball alienated my team And so I saw a bowler vortex in my dream
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Dec 18, 2018
Dec 18, 2018 at 3:01 PM UTC
A Polar Vortex Nightmare
Life's Better When You're Dreaming Of a Transcendental World With Deliverance and Freedom Under a Sky of Neon Pearls, Where the Populace are Former Loves All Gathered in the Clouds And Lend an Ear, for Bygone Cheer So Memoirs can be Ploughed. Life's Better When You're Dreaming Of Archaic Silver Screen Parading Lavish Garments And Conversing with James Dean, Where Bowler Hats are Stock Attire And Pea-coats Line the Hall And Champagne Flutes, Say 'Fill your Boots' To an Infinite Curtain Call. Life's Better When You're Dreaming Of a Ride on the Good Ship Hope With Secret Codes and Yellow-bricked Roads And ***** with the Pope, Where Lotus-eaters Man The Decks And White Rabbits Scale the Mast We'll Sail Away, On a Tranquil Day And Pervade the Ocean Vast. Life's Better When You're Dreaming Of Unblemished Skin and Bone On a Bed of Fragrant Petals On which Countless Seeds are Sewn, Where Laborious Figures Embrace as One Compelling Magnets to Concede And Music will, Amuse them 'till They Repeat the Final Scene. Life's Better When You're Dreaming That all the World's a Stage And that Pair are a Distant Footnote On the Thirty Thousandth Page, Where the Cast are Poised in Waiting And the Finale is About to Start They Take a Bow, And this Tells Me How I Came to Play this Part. December 2010 (Completed April 2011)
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Apr 20, 2011
Apr 20, 2011 at 9:18 AM UTC
Life's Better When You're Dreaming
Stung by an angling fad He took a fishing rod And sallied onto the nearby stream That leaped down a rocky shelf Forming small cascades But running down into plain ground With a placid demure face Uttering soft murmurs sweet Aiming at the darting Trout That made the still waters into spiraling whirls He swished the rod in the air With the alacrity of a practiced bowler Looking at the line sinking low He waited for the fish to nibble at the bait Meanwhile, inhaling the salubrious air And watching the limpid movement of the stream As the hook line went taut in his grip Hopefully he pulled it up But alas! With no ***** to boast! Patiently sat he there for hours Like a sculptured God upon a rock Oh! It requires immense patience With adroitness to boot To be an angler, no doubt That sure is a sedate man’s pursuit! Angling rarely fetches any major luck Except now and then a fresh fish upon one’s plate Yet following one’s heart’s pursuit Is worth more than all tangible reward it brings!
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Jun 8, 2016
Jun 8, 2016 at 12:14 PM UTC
Angling
My Muse had a strange concept, Aussies could spread Test cricket, Global peace from this precept, Middle East with a new diversion, Test Cricket's mesmerising stupefaction, No shots daily, narcotic absorption, "Resume hostilities at the end of the next over..." They'll say, "New bowler's called Grover. We'll see if he bowls a maiden over." Large LED screens on constant display, Test Cricket, Ashes every day, Hours sitting in the hot sun, that's the way, That's why there's Peace in Australia, Without Test Cricket, Peace is a failure! Yes, Aussies could preach Test Cricket, My muse and its weird concepts!
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Nov 26, 2015
Nov 26, 2015 at 10:24 PM UTC
WORLD PEACE
For the Disney print princess who knows what she's about, who finds fascinating worlds within dust cover jackets, who sends smiles in parenthesis; lost love brackets over classroom mid-drifts, a bare silence interrupted by pure kindness; for who walks in noise behind inaudible commuters from this station to that station all the way home and back out again on her family vacation, who can match and pair t-shirts and jeans with bowler hat crowns from the palace of queens, who, for all we know, could eat with elbows on tables and read not prose, but short fiction fables, who wouldn’t hold doors open or say thank you to bus men and their drivers, who might smoke away her pay with great plumes almost every day, who might not be the girl I thought she was.
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Jul 9, 2013
Jul 9, 2013 at 3:18 PM UTC
DISNEY PRINT PRINCESS
as he rubbed the ball on his cricket trouser leg he received a pleasurable feeling in his third leg when he went to bowl the next over what was standing up in his trousers so wanted to bowl a maiden over out on the cricket pitch in the heat of the day a bowler's imagination can get carried away
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May 15, 2014
May 15, 2014 at 10:44 PM UTC
Bowler's Imagination
the mustache the cane the bowler hat the penguin walk the kid the modern times the gold rush the city lights the *****
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Feb 4, 2013
Feb 4, 2013 at 3:40 PM UTC
Charlie
i told you, the most volatile substance, auto-combustion: let's see: the (ν / v'eh point) - touch on elocution, almost δ'eh                   point - but then the oddity: thievery - hence coupling θ                and            φ, well                     s                and             z (hardly an ß) might also make a hush sh sh sound for the eyes to spot with a şiş kebab being served (kebaab if you're talking africān - prolonged on dentistry's dire inspection) - no diacritics and many eccentricities - many accents, and a bowler hat at the royal Ascot - peacock feathers to a flutter ooh! firewood for the comedy scene - the / d or v? veering point or the deepened point? thyme - now that's a solitary τ (tau), well, many more examples! ha! thighs and thievery - theta cheese - thrombosis - that - now that's definitely armed with δ - thermometer - thick - in-between scotch fudge - thinking - throw - viably also famished - invariably also alphabetically accounted for as: thrice - and phosphorescent - pucker up now dear, no point calling jane austen right now, it's too late: better watch the jane austen book club, now that's a great romance movie - serious though, ah, there you have it, though rather thought - another eccentricity to curse periodic examples to rule: vogue in that though - feta cheese in that latter - no one dared to say: i vote, deer fur i am - imagine that said in Chelsea or Camden - you'd never get rid of those crack ******* junkies following you to Waterloo shouting: 'we've found Napoleon! we've found Napoleon! Napoleon! Napoleon!'
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Apr 9, 2016
Apr 9, 2016 at 1:50 PM UTC
the most volatile substance
i told you, the most volatile substance, auto-combustion: let's see: the (ν / v'eh point) - touch on elocution, almost δ'eh                   point - but then the oddity: thievery - hence coupling θ                and            φ, well                     s                and             z (hardly an ß) might also make a hush sh sh sound for the eyes to spot with a şiş kebab being served (kebaab if you're talking africān - prolonged on dentistry's dire inspection) - no diacritics and many eccentricities - many accents, and a bowler hat at the royal Ascot - peacock feathers to a flutter ooh! firewood for the comedy scene - the / d or v? veering point or the deepened point? thyme - now that's a solitary τ (tau), well, many more examples! ha! thighs and thievery - theta cheese - thrombosis - that - now that's definitely armed with δ - thermometer - thick - in-between scotch fudge - thinking - throw - viably also famished - invariably also alphabetically accounted for as: thrice - and phosphorescent - pucker up now dear, no point calling jane austen right now, it's too late: better watch the jane austen book club, now that's a great romance movie - serious though, ah, there you have it, though rather thought - another eccentricity to curse periodic examples to rule: vogue in that though - feta cheese in that latter - no one dared to say: i vote, deer fur i am - imagine that said in Chelsea or Camden - you'd never get rid of those crack ******* junkies following you to Waterloo shouting: 'we've found Napoleon! we've found Napoleon! Napoleon! Napoleon!'
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It was past 10 pm Indian Standard Time And the score was Two O Five Klusener was the launcher Donald was the Duck Hansie had the fancy That he will lift the cup Seconds ticking One, two, three, four, five… Damien Fleming’s the bowler And he’s known as a troller Windies was the victim Eight years ago Steve Waugh! The man who made Gibbs drop the cup Stood there Like a commander Klusener like a slaughterer Yorker’s the marker To stop the nine runs needed From the Klusener blade NOW THE LAST OVER ONE went for a four TWO went for a four Tensions flared up We are on the proverbial Edge-of-the-seat Steve stood there No expression on his face Hansie's in the pavilion Like a warrior king THE THIRD BALL Damien's running like he do Yes, bang on target Klusener's couldn't get it off Like the way in his earlier knocks off One run needed in three Just a recap again Final over last pair together nine to get in six ***** player of the tournament on strike Successive fours from Lance Klusener and it was one from four ***** Then came the comedy for South Africa uniquely in the game's annals the tragedy of a tie. Moments before it Steve Waugh was As cold as an Iceberg To the Titanic of South Africa (To be continued in next part)
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Nov 1, 2014
Nov 1, 2014 at 6:31 AM UTC
Epic Waughage - I (Collaboration with the peerless Elizabeth Squires)
Clean shaven, bowler-hatted, crisp-suited men are spattered across the canvas, with stiffened spines, vertebrae militarily ordered, Plunging toward the ground, not falling, plunging, leaden, from a sky the color of a smokers’ lungs, gray and blue from lack of oxygen, sputtering them out. They seem not to notice. Blank-faced, easy-armed, composed, they seem not to notice they are doomed to be piles of splintered bones webbed with sinew and lumps of skin, Thinking as they head toward the ground, praying, “If I pretend it’s not happening, maybe I’ll be okay” from the heartless pavement, gravity with the whole world behind it, yanking them like teeth from the air. Only a few clenched fists betray their terror. Or, the Choking, muted, and embittered city could be letting them go, allowing them to evaporate back to the sky where they belong, Welcoming them home, that sky, not with violence, welcoming, gently, to a sky where ennui is beautiful, star after star after star, whispering that they are important, splendid, lovely. One can only hope.
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Oct 6, 2012
Oct 6, 2012 at 10:41 PM UTC
Poem inspired by Rene Magritte's "Golconde"
as the Indian pitches are always spin prepared few batsmen ever get well spared the bowler's turn of the ball does the trick there is that out sound in the bat's snick Aussie selectors must be aware of a slow delivery when they name the team who'll carry the livery quicks are a dead loss on the subcontinent time and again this has been so consistent if we want to win a test series on Indian soil we can't let our eleven be sent there to boil the wicket has constantly favored wrists and fingers so we don't require fast stinging zingers
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Feb 6, 2017
Feb 6, 2017 at 8:47 PM UTC
Advice For The Australian Cricket Selectors
Taking long drives, Through these country roads, Catching butterflies, And memories along the way, Taking advantage, Of the nicest of days Dipping our feet in the sea, Of sheer iciness, Instantly feeling like needles, Prickling our toes, But we keep running as far as we can, Holding hands, as we go. Eating a lemon top, In freezing cold weather, Not a single care, When we're together, Villages, pubs, And countryside, Our two hearts, Will be full inside. Even as summer passes through, We always go back, To that cosy shelter, Whilst you're wearing 3 layers, And my best sweater. Birthday on the London eye, Trying to count the bowler hats, From up in the sky, And seeing how many bulldogs, Walk closely by. Queuing for hours on end, But filling in that empty void, We call conversation, Psychotic bond, No hesitation. I remember at the royal wedding, As they passed by, New princess with her dress sparkling, I whispered in your ear, You look much more beautiful, my darling.
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May 22, 2017
May 22, 2017 at 6:32 PM UTC
English Love Memories
i don't have a low self-esteem, or precursors to justify usage of internet paraphernalia; i don't have a phone, i don't use dating applications; if anything i'm looking at the hurts of globalisation from a village perspective; and to me, it all just looks like: cow took a **** cow didn't take a **** cow bowed on all fours to sleeps to keep a patchwork of grass dry from the rain... cow slept standing... back then you just had to walk to the next village to ***** in the gene pool... now you're expected to travel to paris for genetic diversity and a love story worthy of the boredom of writing hunting the digression of dating: is monday the 12th of July good for you and the imaginary caveman? no? i thought so... watching rain in England in sunglasses kinda precursors naturalised use of sarcasm, given the Great Wall of China and Hadrian's: an army of Scots just jumped the wall like 110m hurdle sprinters! what we to do?! what we to do?! wait for the Mongols... ah ha.. all in all.. good luck and *cheerio(h)! ol' chap! bowler hats ahoy! bop bop... like bloated frogs bopping along to Sherlock looking at an aquatic snail trail deciphering Cluedo.*
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May 22, 2016
May 22, 2016 at 3:14 PM UTC
cows and globalisation