"sez" poems
When you no no want eat Lemmon
'cause it no no not taste sweet
You should not have sugar candy
It's not healthy as can be...Now!
There are new Thai Fruits discovered, in the Tropic Jungle heat!
All them lovely Thailand Fruits! Make you mouth say" Tutti Fruit, Ah!"
All exotic and delicious.. at first one is so suspicious... cause it taste so crazy wild
But, even good for baby child...
Big banana grow for monkey Yes, Thai Fruits tastes so fun funky!
Mango for Bangkok street dancing, All Thai Fruit best for romancing...
GrapeFruit great for big-big ape! Thai Fruit, in my my milk-shake!
Grow head hairy with Strawberry! Dandy Fruit lovely big Cherry!
Melon make wild man go yell... Thai Fruit put you in love spell
Guava flavor in coffee Java yes, Thai Tree found in Bahama!
Now, we eat up all da fruit, lovely-lovely Melon Fruit!
cuase it makes sweet-nectar juice! Cleanse your Healthy body loose!
There are new Thai Fruits we eat discover deep in Jungle heat!
We love spicy Thailand Fruit! Make you mouth feel Tutti Fruit!
"Yum Yum" sez baby child...
Get Fruity Now! Sweet & Sour! Hep Hep Hurray!
Thai Fruit, yum yum yum!
Don't need no *** *** ***
Feeling Fruity all over, sensation of all flavor...
a brand new taste I now savor .... Mmmmmmmm Deeelicious!
Thailand Fruit is now: what we all Favor !!!!
Thai Fruit Taste, the one we love...
All the many are so nice...
Like Mangosteen herb spice
We all want Thai Fruit now, is the flavor in our mouth...Sugar Chocolate Candy can go south... '
'cause dem no don't tastes as sweet...
Theres the new Thai Fruit we discover in the Jungle fill with heat!
It is the lovely Thai Thai Fruit! Make you go go Tutti Fruit!
It is exotic and delicious.. Now no one is suspicious... cause it taste so yummy wild
We feel like baby child... Yep, it make all go hog WILD!!!
(c) 2009 David Wayne Clare all rights reserved in perpetuity - Intellectual Property use by permission
Dec 1, 2014
Dec 1, 2014 at 3:00 AM UTC
Wal, Thanksgivin’ do be comin’ round.
With the price of turkeys on the bound,
And coal, by gum! Thet were just found,
Is surely gettin’ cheaper.
The winds will soon begin to howl,
And winter, in its yearly growl,
Across the medders begin to prowl,
And Jack Frost gettin’ deeper.
By shucks! It seems to me,
That you I orter be
Thankful, that our Ted could see
A way to operate it.
I sez to Mandy, sure, sez I,
I’ll bet thet air patch o’ rye
Thet he’ll squash ’em by-and-by,
And he did, by cricket!
No use talkin’, he’s the man—
One of the best thet ever ran,
Fer didn’t I turn Republican
One o’ the fust?
I ‘lowed as how he’d beat the rest,
But old Si Perkins, he hemmed and guessed,
And sed as how it wuzn’t best
To meddle with the trust.
3.3k
How did I get to this place?
Desperately ask myself
As under the quilt in my lap
I point a 38 at
The man that I
Once thought was
The One-
That I don't take his life
Can only be
Grace
Shining on ME
Cuz my heart suddenly knows
It is not worth my soul
To hurry him
On his relentless journey to hell-
He will surely get there on his own
It is Grace
That saves us BOTH this day
Grace that he won't miss until it's gone
~~~
The old man across the street
Talks to his old wife
Like she's got bird ****
Smeared across her face-
I'm sure it didn't start out this way
I'm sure that once upon a day
She was shown a modicum of loving kindness
A sweetness commensurate with the Grace
With which she
Used to
Walk
But now with which she
Bears the never ending insult
That her life has become
Grace that the old man
Does not appreciate
Grace that he won't miss until it's gone
~~~
She leaves her baby in the car
While she steps into the bar
For just a minute-
Time not only flies
When you're having fun
But also when addiction lies
And sez you are-
So baby-girl
Waits
But it is Grace
That sends mom outside to *****
At the very moment
Mr. Predator
Spies’ baby-girl alone
It is Grace that mom won't, in her haze, even notice
Grace that she won't miss until it's gone
~~~
This old world can be a cold dark place
Would be darker still
Were it not for Grace
Someone once said
"T'was Grace that brought me safe and through..."
~~~
For all the Lovely and the Good
There will be the Ugly and the Evil
But Ugly and Evil
Can NEVER do more
Than
Amazing Grace
Can do
Jan 21, 2012
Jan 21, 2012 at 2:42 PM UTC
A persons manners
are a reflection
of their true colors
Jun 9, 2016
Jun 9, 2016 at 3:53 PM UTC
Twisted tales come surging
From a mind writhing and purging
In an oft fomented urging
For expressions, pure and raw
That fight repressions, lure and claw
Their way up to the surface
To effect a sense of purpose
But it's really all just worthless. . .
That's, unless you think it's not!
But if you don't: Your brain might rot!
Your skin might bubble, blood might clot
Leaving you heaving bile and snot
Or maybe phlegm and sputum
So your mental stores, you loot 'em
Load these rhymes up and you shoot 'em
Into repressed regression's mains
Into depressed suppression's veins
Until they sing a glad refrain
Of being decoagulated
Platelets become agitated
Now the blood is circulated
And the brain that hibernated
Has awakened from its slumber
Now it ponderously lumbers
With intentions unencumbered
Gotta do it by the numbers
So, them synapses start firin'
Them cortices start wirin'
And belly full of fire sings
Of jelly beans and tire swings
Of silly schemes and flyer wings
On foul mouthed little parrot,
Owners ***** laundry, airs it
Polly want a *******
Just a snack sir?
But old Polly sez:
**** me harder, Álvarez!"*
Look aghast, her husband Ted:
*"Oh hell no ***** 'cause that's the bed
that both we AND our children sleep in!
you've got Latin Lovers creepin'?"*
She vacates the bedroom weepin'
Well . . . that took a drastic turn
To dwellings where disasters churn
So silly, will we ever learn
Or for mere want of learning, yearn?
(Tom, to himself: Go eat food. . . .)
(Tom, back to himself: Good idea!)
I think he left, but I'm still near
As tattered, scattered writing, dear!
So, read me well and read me clear,
And bring some friends to visit here!
Jul 28, 2019
Jul 28, 2019 at 1:03 PM UTC
...might as well be?
(sonnet #MMMMMMCCCCLXXXV)
Lo, now the moon peers in to splash a pale
Glance 'cross Mum's carpet, up my legs and thence
Upon these silent hands sans voice, a sense
Thet silver eye just watches, what'd avail?
The Scriptures. As tree silhouettes detail
Nigh ghastly clouds with blackened figures, hence
Recall "...one glory of the sun--" fr'intents:
"...Another of the moon--" what, in betrayl?
Forsooth. I am not Mum, nor shall in poor
Scuse ever match up. Yet what should I do?
My aunt sez God has me still here as twere
To do His will. I can't but own tis true.
Dreams, prayrs, half mock what is. Whatever, fer
All that is my work? Someday swear I knew?
09Jul17a
Jul 12, 2017
Jul 12, 2017 at 8:27 PM UTC
Harley Davidson motorcycle song
By David John Clare
My elektra glide had to find her
Shes got the key to turn it on
Street wheels are spinning
Now were are wining...
When she sez go let's get it on...
Harley love will get you racing the street bike you'll be a chasing
So ride the wind with Harley Davidson
the machine for you...
Now my baby said to me boy now don't be slow let's get over to the Sunday cycle show
our fat boy was still looking the best
Want my advice? Here's what I suggest.
Chorus
Well we don't talk much so to hell with a car
Romping in the country under Texas stars
She rolled out the blanket on the grassy dew
We started drinking Jim beem right out of her shoe...
Chorus
Harley Davidson motorcycle
Milwaukee Wisconsin
David John Clare
Dec 1, 2014
Dec 1, 2014 at 7:27 AM UTC
Mawmaw Sez...
wash your hands before every meal
and don't forget to say grace
no elbows on the table
or I'll put you in your place
sit up straight and use your manners
and never follow the crowd
learn these lessons quickly
and of that I will be proud
always listen politely
don't chew your food like a cow
after you finish all your asparagus
it is then you can take a bow
be nice to the neighbors when you can
and help old ladies across the street
before you walk into my house
remember to wipe your feet
Jun 3, 2016
Jun 3, 2016 at 11:26 PM UTC
I seen this dude I thought he was a saint
---
Naked the cold winter wino song
----
Nobody home
--
--
Sittin by the reservoir in Central Park
--
Yep
That I am
----
Everyone in New York knows me
Loves me
And is depending on me to save the world
---
Better get busy ain't doin so good
---
--
Nope
I ain't
------
I seen this saint thought he was a dude
..
I sez
No way out now man
No
No way out
---
Sittin in New York thinkin I'm in San Francisco
Or
Sittin in San Francisco thinkin I'm in New York
----
Don't matter
--
****** either way
Aug 29, 2013
Aug 29, 2013 at 1:19 AM UTC
eat your dinner
and do it fast
these cornbread muffins
will never last
the gravy's boiling
and the chickens done
we'll eat some pie
'fore the day is done
apple, blueberry
and brown sugar peach
prize winning fruit
within your reach
now sit up straight
let's say the grace
we always do
at mawmaws place
Jun 3, 2016
Jun 3, 2016 at 2:06 AM UTC
So ****** says to me:
"It's like Dylan's song
when I paint my masterpiece
See PICASSO paints guernica
But I do ww 2"
I sez "but Adolf!
Guernica was in response to a great destruction !
In itself,it had great meaning and import!"
He sez:
"Oh fer Christ sake!
Look at SHAKESPEARE!
All the violence
Pure art ******** is all!"
---
Then Bill chimed in and said:
"Look, if you're too stupid to see the politics in my work that's your fault!
Death and destruction-- that was your game!"
--
ADOLF
He looked stunned:
" I don't think either of you understand what was going on
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON NOW!
.
If fact
I didn't understand it then
I over reacted!
Same as people are over re acting in today's world!
Sure I was mad? crazy mad!
What do you want?
An apology?
.
Are you gonna give one when what's happening now
Becomes clear?
Are you gonna come clean?"
--------
The 3 of us just sat there stunned
Waiting
For someone
To do or say something
ANYTHING!
---
Because
Absolutely
Nothing
Has change
Since then
Til now
.:
And for that
THERE'S PLENTY OF SHAME TO GO AROUND!!
Mar 26, 2013
Mar 26, 2013 at 9:58 PM UTC
What you doin girl? I sez
--
Erry night
Out there
****** suckin run amuckin
Screamin yellin
never actually rebellin
--
Bashin yer head INTA brick walls
Tryin ta grab errybody boy by da *****
Cuttin yer wrists with razor blades!
Holy ****
Yer full insane!
OH DAD!
YE KNOW IM JES TRYIN TA FIT IN WITH ME PEERS
LIKE YA TAUGHT ME TO
.
JEST LIKE YOU DO!
------
I put down my newspaper
Full a
Wars drone airplanes bombers
Bankers ********* rings and corrupt
Politicians bankers businessmen
You know
All the real things
And I thought
She's right
We all
All of us
Just slaves!
May 17, 2013
May 17, 2013 at 10:43 PM UTC
Your moods
should not dictate
your use of manners
and remember
Two of the most
magical words
you will ever utter
please and thank you
Jun 12, 2016
Jun 12, 2016 at 10:19 PM UTC
Come I’, Sit daahn, Shurrup,
Wor t' fust thin 'a' ah 'eard.
So ah grabbed uz buk fra t' back.
‘n prepared for summa’ absurd
An exam ont’ fust day ah exclaimed!
As uz face exploded wi’ rage
Ah dead eyed ‘im fra across t’ room
‘n reluctantly turned t’ page
T’ year continued like ‘dis,
‘n uz nem appeared ont’ board
‘n ta quote wah’ I’d learnt fra’ uz studies,
Ah felt wretched ‘n abhorred
Tahhm passed by,
‘n 'e 'n class began ta connect.
n suddenly 'a' dislikin,
turned inter respect.
Tahhm went furtha,
as 'e yelled 'n laughed 'n cussed,
‘n suddenly ‘a’ respect,
turned inter complete trust.
‘e’d lern wee randa facts,
‘n sha wee gormless vids.
'e’d respect wee li' adults,
'n nivva' treat wee li' kids.
'n even when ah wor glum,
‘n wasn’t feelin missen,
‘e’d finn' eur way ta use 'is words
ta nurse uz back ta 'ealth.
‘n when 'e sez 'e wor leavin, everybody’s 'eart cried,
We didn’t want ta seh tarreur,
teur t' bloke who’d bin ah guide
Sa t' best we can doa is come togetha,
‘n gatha orl wee folks.
'n wish t' best o' luck ta ah ‘un 'n onny,
Yorksha bloke.
Apr 24, 2019
Apr 24, 2019 at 3:35 PM UTC
He said I'm a good kisser. ducks head
(sonnet #MMMMMMDI)
His. O, I wanted Joe to call me his, in pale
Excuse, and yes, to call him MINE. What hence?
But lo, I am. He's like a dream come true, a sense
Of all a girl wants in his sweetness, frail
As fancies ever were. Why, in betrayl?
To top it off, yes...what? but kissing thence
Is nat'ral, being in his arms like ah, whence?
Two puzzle pieces fitting in detail.
If I said "he is home to me as twere,"
Would all I've tasted then dissolve unto
Some naked shore the waves crash into fer
An endless washing of all that we knew?
He sez that love (in all caps) is too poor.
My legs and lips are what he wants. What's new?
16Jul17a
Jul 17, 2017
Jul 17, 2017 at 9:50 PM UTC
always use your manners
even when you're home
nothing wrong with etiquette
where ever you may roam
please and thank you always
and never get too loud
remember to stay humble
and make your Maw Maw proud
always help the elderly
and don't be in a rush
speak kindly to young ladies
their hearts you should not crush
no smoking, no drinking
and staying out all night
use your words instead of fists
and please try not to fight
wash your face and cut your hair
and try to dress a little snappy
cause it's your job to try and keep
your mawmaw very happy
Jun 4, 2016
Jun 4, 2016 at 3:07 PM UTC
Here's a lesson
and I ain't messin
never touch
my Smith & Wesson
Jun 8, 2016
Jun 8, 2016 at 2:36 AM UTC
Dream--
The drama!
Up above?
Drone airplane
---
--2--
---
*****
Good ***** gone to seed
Come with me tonight
We'll ride the D-train
Unto heaven
--
4
---
Homeless
***** in the park
.
Homed
***** on the homeless
Republican Party Christian
--
5
--
Big ***
Big ****
Stupid
I want her
---
3
-----
In a while
In a while
In a while
Out the window?
Out the door!
--
7
---
I said to her
"Come with me
We shall make eternity
And lovely
Babies"
.
BUT I DON'T know YOU!
She said
..
"So what's your point?"
I sez
---
5 1/3
----
This is the POEM
that'll save the world!
.
OH GOD
THE PRESSURE'S ON!!
Mar 13, 2013
Mar 13, 2013 at 2:24 AM UTC
Never understood the meaning
A life spinning out of control
I stared in the face of the reaper
At risk ,my very soul
Once loved a girl who was fire
Realizing not what I had done
The child bore of our desire
A soul that would rival the sun
Just a name can't hold enough meaning
These feelings burning inside
Child of fire I will name Kendra
Of my blood, of my flesh , of my pride
I finally understand the meaning
It is the color, there in her eyes
When kendra Sez dad I love you
I no longer rage at lifes lies. Hy
May 12, 2013
May 12, 2013 at 8:45 PM UTC
remember to be kind to your mother
and always respect her wishes
and if you're still living in her house
get off your **** and do some dishes
grab a broom and sweep some floors
it'll really do you some good
wash the car and take out the trash
and then go chop some wood
go do some grocery shopping
and buy some bags of food
and maybe cook a dinner
for your mom and the rest of the brood
always take care of your parents
if not for them you would surely be dead
that might be an over exaggeration
I know that just messed with your head
always use some compassion
and don't even tell a small lie
if you lose your integrity
the price you pay will be high
at night say a prayer to our father
and thank him for being your friend
and ask him if at all possible
tomorrow you'd like to do it again
Jun 5, 2016
Jun 5, 2016 at 7:34 PM UTC
you must clean your room everyday
before you go to bed
because what do you think would happen
if you decided to wake up dead?
your mother would be in a tizzy
and your dad would be getting the brunt
your sister would be screaming
"why would he pull such a stunt?"
the funeral home would be calling
wanting to talk about the huge bill
and just a couple of questions
like did you have a living will?
they'd have to go in your bedroom
to see what they could find
rummaging through your messes
your dear mother would lose her mind
there would be a whole lot of crying
and the sense of impending doom
none of this would have happened
if you had just cleaned your room
so listen to what Maw Maw tells you
you can take it directly to the bank
so **** in that quivering bottom lip
you know I'm gonna give it a yank
I hope you learned a lesson today
on how to keep a tidy little room
if I see it ***** again
I'm gonna tan your hide with my broom
Jun 3, 2016
Jun 3, 2016 at 4:09 PM UTC
When asking for something
you should always say please
if I hear ya getting rude
I'll drop ya to your knees
Always use your thank you
don't ever be a *****
if I catch ya being mean
I'll beat you with a switch
No interrupting people
this I already said
you better use “excuse me”
or I'll cuff you in the head
When ever you're in doubt
always ask permission
if you don't do this
you'll be taken out of commission
Keep your negativity to yourself
and never ever be crass
if I catch you mouthin' off
I'll kick you in the ***
No making fun of appearances
I won't put up with that
if I hear you doing this
I'll smash you with a bat
Never open up a door
without knocking first
let me catch you doing that
your bubble I will burst
Use your quiet voice inside
you really shouldn't yell
If Maw Maw hears you doing that
you're gonna catch some hell
No one likes a ***** mouth
you really shouldn't cuss
don't you even do it
or you'll really make me fuss
I hope you learn these lessons
and try not to be bad
use your manners daily
and never make Maw Maw mad
Jun 6, 2016
Jun 6, 2016 at 11:28 PM UTC