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MetaVerse Mar 5

There once was a man of Pangaea
Who had an unlucky idea:
He ate a strange shroom
And then laid in his tomb,
Having died from insane diarrhea.

#mycology #mushroom #limerick #death #food #culinary #poison #illness #pangaea #geography

MetaVerse Mar 4

Pork

There once was a woman of Cork
Who visited was by a stork
Who brought her mistakenly
A baby made baconly
In a barnyard where ***** pigs pork.

#limerick #pig #farm #breeding #food #folklore #farming #animals #nonsense #stork

MetaVerse Feb 28

Coda

There once was a man from Zumbrota
Who'd **** down a 2-liter soda,
Then burp up a symphony
By Beethoven winsomely,
From the first bar to the end of the coda.

#beethoven #symphony #limerick #burp #belch #soda #gastric #drink #food

MetaVerse Feb 27

The Musical Theorist

He wouldn't compose a cantata,
A symphony, song, or sonata:
The best of his best
Is a piece that's one rest,
Played f and with a fermata.

#music #theory #symphony #song #sonata #art #composition #composer #limerick

MetaVerse Feb 27

The Unrise

There once was a man from Bombay
Who enjoyed a remarkable day:
It started at sunrise
When the sun chose to unrise,
And it ended when Earth rolled away.

#bombay #temarkable #day #limerick #miracle #transcendental #meditation #sun #sunrise #dawn

MetaVerse Feb 27

Lazy Eye

There once was a man from Mumbai
Whose face had the laziest eye:
It opened at noon
While the other as soon
As the sun rose was focused and spry.

#mumbai #lazy #eye #limerick #morning #focus #vision #noon #sunlight #light

MetaVerse Feb 27

Nora

There once was a woman from Norway
Who'd hang by her toes in the doorway:
She went to her dude
And his friends in the ****
And requested a fjordian fjour-way.

Compare limericks by Lear and Swinburne about the woman of Norway.

#norway #norwegian #******* #nora #limerick #**** #*** #foursome #humor #scandanavia