"uhhh" poems
Going out,
getting good.
All gothed-out,
glamorous.
Drop-dead.
Gore-geoous.
It's a curse.
Only
the truly beautiful at <3,
have it.
Talent.
Get it.
Dig it.
Dug it.
GOOD :)
I am just every drop of blood
the razor blades
made
me.
Drag downers
dragging themselves along
the skin surface
of my blood-flow
free way.
Wrists.
While,
I am screaming.
"I hate you" .
At the top of my black-tar
******
coated-codine lungs.
Yogurrrrr?
Help a ***** out.
&
go check on that crack pipe.
Uhhh.
I mean check the pipe for crack.
Cuz dem smokey rocks
make a bruthah go
cray-cray.
Welcome to the Goth Opera.
I'm just playing pretend,
anti-christ tonight.
Jun 7, 2012
Jun 7, 2012 at 12:47 AM UTC
Cheer up
peanut,
butter cup.
Candy is
supposed to be
sweet.
Not bitter.
Unless you're
trying
to be
the dark side of the chocolate bar.
But no matter,
what ever
your taste is.
I'll
always come
back for
more.
Looks like
lust has me
ummm
uhhh
uhh-DICK-ted.
Until the
Dentist tells
me otherwise.
Apr 7, 2012
Apr 7, 2012 at 1:55 PM UTC
Cause you're way
2
cute,
2
cry
over a
Big-ass.
Stupid-ass.
Lazy-ass
Broke-ass
air-head.
That somehow
caught you in a web.
& made you
uhhh-dick-ted.
Get it?
Get it?
Got it!
Good.
Be like the
Brookie Monster
and know
U R A
rare ruby.
That should be
hidden,
at the bottom
of the
cookie jar.
SO no one can steal your beauty.
For their own horny-gain.
Sleeping alone *****
But nothings worse
than waking up next
to
a
skanky/sleazy
Lust-Slut.
Apr 26, 2012
Apr 26, 2012 at 2:47 PM UTC
My teeth dig
Into my bottom lip,
And the sound hisses,
Finding the space between
My teeth
ffffffffffff
My mouth opens,
My jaw lowers,
The space between my lips
Is a lemon-shape,
My mouth open in surprise,
uhhh
And my tongue jumps
To meet my teeth,
To make that harsh sound,
Not exactly a scoff,
But somewhere close
kkkkkkkk
And the word falls from my mouth,
And it burns the ears of some,
But to others,
It tastes like candy
Feb 19, 2012
Feb 19, 2012 at 11:45 PM UTC
Shhhh
Can't you just listen
Please for once
I know God gave you ears
I know you can hear
but it is so much more than that
Please just listen
To the sound of my voice
Take in the words
that I am saying
No
Uh uhhh
Stop right there
Can't you see I am hurting
Do you not see the pain
You do not have to fix me
Sometimes you just cannot
Please just hold my hand
Hug me
Hurt with me
Sep 23, 2016
Sep 23, 2016 at 12:05 PM UTC
I bury into the memory foam with a
Strange boy's finger up my ****
Stubby white soldier,
Cherry ****
Phone off.
Lily- pads wind their way towards the bathroom
(pizza boxes, six pizza boxes)
"skip carefully towards the ****** stash
or else you'll sink...
they're under the sink
...uh, uhhh, come back and
sink your way in"
Welcome to the Bad Life Bingo!
Every hour is the end of the world,
There's nothing to play for
and no time to play it in...
...I am shaking off this dry truth
with a flannel that has seen better days.
My english tan is coming off
and nothing works.
He tries to light a joint in my bed
the zippo strikes three -
click - fzzzz
click - fzzzz
click - fzzzz
and you're out .
Jun 28, 2014
Jun 28, 2014 at 7:29 PM UTC
**Committing is hard
Committing adultery?... Not so much
Oh, you want to act like I just crossed a line?
...Uhhh... I don't think I did... not so much
Relationship’s scarred
But you know how good that forbidden pleasure is… to place your hands on that which you’ve been told ‘ Do not touch’
You know it is true
Oh… you do know that, I know you do
You've been there before… you probably didn't even mean to score
But somehow you did
And she ended up in your bed
And…
Well, no need to get into detail… enough said
But wait, I just cannot stop there
This one is for the groom who, at the altar, vows as solemnly as he is able to swear
Never to betray his bride, but thinks... ‘well, depending on the level of hotness of the Au Pair’
Loyalty has a life span, and so does Trust
And what an enemy they have in this character called Lust
‘Tis just but the truth I speaketh… one that we see
Our mindsets should adjust drastically if we ever hope to be…
Free…
Of the possibility
That we might cheat…
For when I look around society at the moment, all I see…
Is a bunch of people with the potential to commit adultery
Oh! Oh!**
Apr 18, 2013
Apr 18, 2013 at 8:06 AM UTC
So whats ya problem she shouts as I sit there sniffling in me own little world
Man cold ......I whisper
Uhhh is the response
Take some drugs and crack on I hear
Did she not hear me
MAN COLD .......
The slow shuffle from my seat to the kitchen creates a groan
Even the dog looks at me sad
Man cold ....... I whisper
I'm sure I see him smile
Pheerrrr
GIVE ME DRUGS .......
Ahhhh ...back I go to the safety of my chair in a walk so remote from my normal bounce
Man cold ...I whimper
Blanket ready for a tissue overload
Remote cuddled and ready for the daytime dross TV
Man cold ............
Sympathy found they crowd round me to leave me unattended
kissed from afar ...I'm ready
Man cold .....party
All alone the switch is flicked I'm up and dancing
Man cold... prancing
Video games ....It's FIFA time
No pots I'll wash nor face to brush
It's beer o clock lets party rock
Man cold .......
The toll is heard, my blanket wrapped to a weary sound from a snuffly head
I'm back she calls with sympathy shots
How ya feeling
Man cold ...I whisper...
Oh bless you please Ill look after you now
A cup of tea ...she is my hero
Man cold ......
Remember guy's don't shout it out
Man cold rocks there is no doubt
Just keep it quiet when she does sniffle
You know the drill
Don't blow the whistle
OK love
Just going to the pub for a couple
Will you be alright ....!!!!
Yeah ...I won't be long!!!
Oct 25, 2013
Oct 25, 2013 at 11:06 PM UTC
Hey how are you
Yeah it’s been quite some time
I haven’t talked to you in awhile
Just thought I’d drop by and uhhh….
I already had somewhat of a voicemail already planned
Because I knew you probably wouldn’t answer ha….
Umm
Where have you been?
Maybe I haven’t recognized the extreme changes of your character
Or if I did something that upset you
I put X’s on my calendar on the days I don’t see you
And you’ve already set the record with a couple of months straight
So I suggest you stop playing
Usually I just hang up when I hear the answering machine
Or wait till the beep because
I still like listening to you say, “I’ll call back”
But this time I knew I had so many things to say
I hope you listen to this but not just the first three seconds
And delete it
Now I can only hope at some magnificent time
My phone will go off and illuminate your name over caller ID
Showing how you’re trying to reach me
For what ever purpose
To ask me how I am….or
To bring me down
And finally lay me to rest
With closure
Hey umm I hope I see you soon
I love you
Goodbye
Dec 29, 2010
Dec 29, 2010 at 2:14 PM UTC
Uhmm,,,
why you drinking
haterade
at the bar?
There's plenty o'
liquor.
So we can
get drunk together
instead of fighting with
each other.
I'm cute,
why you gotta be so
ugly
to me?
Mar 26, 2012
Mar 26, 2012 at 4:20 PM UTC
Attractive and spunky
happy and content
quiet, yet funny
I wonder what it is that makes you so magnetic
I'm not the only one I know this for sure
but I'm selfish when it comes down to it
I'll share, but I won't like it
Hello, how are you? I uhhh forgot what to say
I'll just be quiet and smile with every word you speak
I'll take it all in and enjoy every minute
why am I being so shy? I'm usually a loud ***
This is weird
whatever, I'll just go with it
Man, I would love to say something creative right now
I'm speechless, what the hell?
This is the perfect point where I could win you over
I'm failing, just keep laughing and smiling
I really hate me right now
annnnd there she goes....
Bye!....oh and btw you're gorgeous, and I would love for us to take a walk
out on a beach or a picnic and share some deep thoughts....of course, now I know what to say
You just might be the only one that has me so wrapped up so fast
I have got to settle down, I don't even know enough yet
I'm not even sure if I want anything
It doesn't seem like I'd get hurt with you
Here I am looking waaaay too far into the future
Ok, so these other girls are talkin to me
you're cool
not her
so are you
not her
you are too
not her
this is ridiculous
I need to step back
I think I'll just stop talking to you for a lil
I don't want you to think that I'm too much
I love your company
your personality
what you think about
I cherish the moments when I get to see any of it
God I need to stop
Here I am over doing it
Sep 17, 2010
Sep 17, 2010 at 3:20 PM UTC
Journeying intrepidly across the globe we roam
Bags on back
Clothes tight packed
in rolls to save some space
Tents and sleeping bags also
You know, just incase
Toothbrush in the side pocket
With soap, towel and shower gel
All those toilet necessities
Not forgetting deodorant as well
Other pocket for *** bits
Such as pen, pad an... Uhhh 'Dictionnaire'
Once you've settled in a bit
It's nice to show you care
By taking an effort to learn the language
Or at least a phrase or two
Not just the 'parle anglaise?' Or 'specken ze English?'
Stuff that'll get you through.
You want to be able to ask for a
Arancia, a Birne or even a Manzana
I mean your gonna need an orange a pear and an apple... well. aren't ya?
Then comes the paperwork
The booking
The flights
The bills
Practically impossible to get a holiday no frills.
Jun 12, 2013
Jun 12, 2013 at 6:49 PM UTC
if this line is last line
know it was a victory lap
rari, 'cedes AMG (ya brazy)
commercial life dream rabies
make fun of commercial rap
still want that mclaren,
yea you starin' baby
uhhh please, you broke
talkin' bout the red cross town limo (OCTran)
'po lika baby momma didn't even know
save me yuh (87 baseline yuh)
808 boom bap clap snap (sound here)
never joke bout straps (round here)
ace in my cap (down here)
never pretend to trap, white as **** (blind seer)
pass the puck without the ruckus
down the range with the shiv stuck us
gotta strong poker face tryna bluff yuss
knock wig back gut stuffin if you rushin us
boy i dust the rust off my metal alloy pen
Oct 7, 2016
Oct 7, 2016 at 10:35 PM UTC
Hey bro, check out those chicks let's go hit'em up.
Uhhh....
**Hey don't do it you already told yourself you have standards
look at them that's not you, we know what you want.*
But if I don't they'll think I'm a flake and I don't wanna deal with that remember what happened last time.
**Now I know you had some trouble with friends but seriously
you're worried about them they don't care about you and you know it.**
Yo, bruh you coming or not I see one looking at you.
**Here's your chance show them you're better than that
they need to understand who you are they can't control you show'em
who you are.**
Umm... No I'm good that's for you guys go enjoy see you guys later.
May 18, 2016
May 18, 2016 at 3:05 AM UTC
he said theres
nothing that feels as good as being in my arms
nothing that could take my place as he rocked me gentle
while we consummated the beginning of us-
silky smooth
skin to skin-
laughter fills this room as we play our lovers game,
soulfully i cried out a time or two yet i held my ground as he filled me
lustful bodies dance in the darkness
hands entwined as we melt together
silhouettes transforming single shadows into one
the worlds topsy turvie
spinning
as i float beyond cloud nine over &over; we fulfilled our bound bringing us closer
Ohh ooo umm uhhh mmmmm
so close
I felt his tears his heart beats in tune with my own
our breathing becomes rapid
while motions increase to an unheard tune only us lovers can hear
He pushes deep i open wider moving just the same dancing faster as we switch positions
front to back side to side riding harder
&
fast slowing to catch my breath slowing
as our ****** causes an eruption this wasn't supposed to happen & now that it has
I crave him constantly
I can still taste him ,
smell & feel him......
we're more then friends,
more then
just dating one another
we have a bound unlike any other & right now
I'm content with us being together........
Call us what you want but trust me when
I tell you we're so much more than
Lustrous Lovers
Jul 29, 2010
Jul 29, 2010 at 4:20 PM UTC
This doesn't fit..
Where in the hell can I find one that fits?
Uhhh...
I know others have them,
some seem pretty obvious
but, I feel a great sorrow for them.
Although, I guess I should just go look in a mirror then, huh.?
I don't want to,
so I wont.
Not until I can find one that fits..
Do you have one?
Do you know where I can get one?
I need to know,
you see, people can just take it off
although, It's not reusable for anyone else,
It wont fit,
It only can for that one person.
Only them as an individual.
I've asked before,
In my own kind of way.
where they've gotten theirs
but, they seemed confused
"friends
people"
"You can't just get one,
why would you even want one?"
-I just do.
"Is it for you?"
"Is it for them?"
-Don't ask.
I leave and go home,
I should look in a mirror..
Maybe that will help determine a size.
I'm afraid to tho..
whenever I look, it's never the same as the pictures
not anymore.
why are the pictures on the wall so different?
-finally face to face
I feel my skin
I look in my eyes
although, every time I see another guy..
-wait...
I think I found one,
what I've been looking for,
and I've been wearing it all along,
masquerade I endure.
I try to take it off,
it's really sticking on tight.
The skin finally rips,
I see myself in sight.
The pictures looked the same again
just a little bit dim,
In fact that's the same face.
Its just always been hidden.
I couldn't believe it though,
That's what I looked like.
I almost forgot..
I've had what I was looking for,
a mask to cover my face.
What I didn't know was,
that the mask was fearsome itself.
Had it almost consumed me entirely,
While I was looking for a new one..
or one in general.
I can see my face again
all grey but, with circles of light around my eyes
a glimmer of hope.
I no longer see that other guy.
the mask can only fit once
so it's all okay.
This is the last thing I can say,
Just don't lose yourself under your own skin,
Always know there's another day.
Never forget there's another way.
To express towards others or yourself,
That you have the strength to admit for help.
Just look in the mirror
tell me what you see,
are you wearing a mask?
or are you free?
Jul 1, 2016
Jul 1, 2016 at 2:23 PM UTC
AN OIL IS A GOOD CONDUCTOR FOR HAMMOND SO YOU CAN FIGHT WITH IT, Control group.. its uhh... this one uhhh your supposed to see if mercury has an effect on eggshell thickness well it doesnt. theyd have the control which has the mercury so how do I do that with gulls HAHAHAHAH put them in your pocket.
Ramblings of a madman
Sep 8, 2015
Sep 8, 2015 at 4:27 PM UTC
I stood slumped into the corner
of two converging granite counter tops,
struggling to focus on what
he's remembering next—some bland anecdote
or an irrelevant detail: *Larson,
I think,* he says finally.
Between pauses—with small, contemplating eyes
set deep, split by his dark, Italian nose—
and dragged uhhh's and hmmm's,
a sowed adoration splits and grows,
a seed (a supernova now).
A man—half my connection
to this world, to existence,
to a trickling, patient bloodline.
He, I; a rambling, scatterbrained mess
of neurons and hard-wiring, sparks and electrical fires.
My father: plagued by anger and impatience,
a sitcom of clumsiness and a tied-tongue,
blessed by conviction, faith and reason.
I don't say any of this. He'll die first,
never knowing how easily I'm reminded
of what I am to become, 32 years from now,
unless he finds me drunk, perhaps after reciting vows,
now vulnerable to cheapening emotion into language.
Nov 7, 2014
Nov 7, 2014 at 1:44 PM UTC
No, no-- I gotta go
I gotta go like Jackie-O
cause she had style n' she had grace
Yeah, she always finished in first place
I'll spend some time with you in mind
Baby only, if you treat me kind
cause' I've been all there, and I've done all that
I will exit like a bored black cat
cause talk is cheap and --and, now I know
I'm not some blondie in your show
Uhhh-yeah--
now bring it all back
bring it all back ~ bring it ~ bring it
bring it like that...
Oh, n yeah'
I'll be your baby/I'll be your cat
just bring it ~ bring it
bring it like that...
I'll make you sing
as I scratch your back
ha-ha --
cause don't you know, Oh
I'm like a Jackie-O-
Oh n' yeah...
I like it - like it
when you do it like that...
Mar 7, 2015
Mar 7, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC
I can't sing but I am still cool
I have fun in every part of my life
I sing how can you tell me your lonely and then go uhhh uhhh uhh
Awful
I can't sing but I am still cool
I know part of the union is political and I know Hannah Montana is inspiring
And I know old songs well, I understand a bit of why they were so popular
I know pink shoelaces was a boppy old song from way back then
But if I try and them I go uhhh uhhhh uhhhb
I eat hotdogs at the football
And u sing songs while doing the BBQ and I sound awful
But I just say I can't sing but I am cool
I sing the Giants theme song in the afl and I sing every other theme song and I sounded like an old fog horn
I can't sing but I am still cool
And it doesn't bother me at all
Apr 30, 2017
Apr 30, 2017 at 8:52 AM UTC
I can't sing but I am still cool
I have fun in every part of my life
I sing how can you tell me your lonely and then go uhhh uhhh uhh
Awful
I can't sing but I am still cool
I know part of the union is political and I know Hannah Montana is inspiring
And I know old songs well, I understand a bit of why they were so popular
I know pink shoelaces was a boppy old song from way back then
But if I try and them I go uhhh uhhhh uhhhb
I eat hotdogs at the football
And u sing songs while doing the BBQ and I sound awful
But I just say I can't sing but I am cool
I sing the Giants theme song in the afl and I sing every other theme song and I sounded like an old fog horn
I can't sing but I am still cool
And it doesn't bother me at all
Apr 30, 2017
Apr 30, 2017 at 8:52 AM UTC
I can't sing but I am still cool
I have fun in every part of my life
I sing how can you tell me your lonely and then go uhhh uhhh uhh
Awful
I can't sing but I am still cool
I know part of the union is political and I know Hannah Montana is inspiring
And I know old songs well, I understand a bit of why they were so popular
I know pink shoelaces was a boppy old song from way back then
But if I try and them I go uhhh uhhhh uhhhb
I eat hotdogs at the football
And u sing songs while doing the BBQ and I sound awful
But I just say I can't sing but I am cool
I sing the Giants theme song in the afl and I sing every other theme song and I sounded like an old fog horn
I can't sing but I am still cool
And it doesn't bother me at all
Apr 30, 2017
Apr 30, 2017 at 8:52 AM UTC
writing is the only truth
but not the words
or their meaning
just the feeling
of pressing keys
and releasing
it’s like they’re breathing
fingers steaming
mind burned by
umm…
everything!
to the ground
so I can’t do any thinking
only typing
you call it writing
I call it…
umm
enlightening!
reverberates like…
umm
LIGHTNING
it’s…
uhhh
it’s exciting!
it’s the right thing!
it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s
ummm
FRIGHTENING
and I’m
well I’m just
I’m
umm…
I’m delighted!
to be writing
words with no meaning
tones with no feeling
just keys breathing
and somewhere
not here
somewhere though
I’m
umm…
uhhh
I’m
somewhere
dreaming!
Dec 15, 2016
Dec 15, 2016 at 1:33 PM UTC
Oooooh
Oo oo oooou
Ïmmmmmm
Here uhhh ah
Toooo oo a ooo
TAX YOU UP.....
.......
time to pay me whatcha owe me....
Homie......
Don't act all surprised
Shhhhhhh
........it....
C.I.
Dropped a dime.....
Two tha tip toe
You Got ta to Go
Quick quick.....
Here come 5 0h
Out the window
Into the the shadows itsss.....
Run time .......
Nov 26, 2023
Nov 26, 2023 at 11:23 PM UTC
I remember the days
when everything is just so innocent.
When I need to get some breast milk,
I cry.
When someone makes funny faces
and stick their tongue out their mouth,
I laugh.
Everything is as simple.
Not a word meant another.
It is as it is.
It just so happened that as I grow up,
everything turned out to be so complicated.
When I was a kid,
***** meant cat.
And now I see cat faces printed in front of ******* in women’s lingerie, in bikinis.
I see it being sold online as I scroll in my twitter account.
If ***** was a tourist attraction, it would probably be much visited than Disneyland.
When I was a kid,
***** was a female dog.
And now, everyone turns out to be one.
Go on! Laugh out loudly!
Instead of saying “Hi!”, we say, “Hey ***** Wassup?”
Not that it is meant literally,
it just seems to be a part of our language now;
an expression.
When I was a kid,
**** was a name and BJ was a nickname.
Oh come on, you already know what that means.
But for those who don’t, just look at your seatmate’s…
Uhhh… nevermind.
When I was a kid,
***** was a nut.
And now, it is censored when it is said in movies.
Toot you!
And it was just ***** you!”
When I was a kid,
Bang was a sound,
Rubber was like plastic,
*** was an animal,
*** was a snack.
All of which sounds so pervy now.
I work with words all day.
Is it the words or us who change?
Words seem so nasty now.
Inappropriate to say.
And I wouldn’t be shocked to know that during a Mathematics class in a 4-walled room at the 2nd floor of that building next to us,
The teacher asked, “What are sets?”
S-E-T-S
A student, a 7th grader undoubtedly raised his hand, stood up and answered, *********** po.”
And I knew that even the wrong meaning fits the wrong word.
That even the youngsters are already exposed to those words.
When I was in 7th grade,
sets meant a collection of elements.
When I was a kid,
*** meant gender.
Jul 12, 2017
Jul 12, 2017 at 7:41 AM UTC